Post by joe on Sept 21, 2005 17:05:11 GMT -5
As the scene opens, we have NDP Joshi Domino sitting at a table, looking forlorn... across the table? Random Interview Guy.
[RIG:] Domino, aka, Daina Watkins, we are here to proudly speak of the release of your novel, "Dragonrider Saga: Treatise of Dragons!" But... you seem to be unhappy. Why is this?
[Domino:] Oh, please, understand, I am VERY happy about my novel's release! It is the first of a continuing epic storyline, which - until recently - was only available through a vanity press in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Now, thanks to the fine publishers at "Odd Domicile" -
[RIG:] Don't you mean Random House?
[Domino:] No, no, this is another firm. Thanks to these fine publishers, the "Dragonrider Saga" will see the indoors of finer bookstores across the nation - and thanks to negotiations aided by my close personal friend and mentor Kaori NiGHT, it's being translated into Japanese for release starting in November of this year!
These novels - I finished writing the fifth over summer and am finishing the editorial process as we speak. Well, not literally - I'm talking to you instead of writing. But, I'm in the middle of that.
[RIG:] I think I understand...
His eyes lower slightly from Domino's... she snaps her fingers to get his attention.
[Domino:] Please? Can we talk about NDP things now?
[RIG:] Oh, uh, yes yes!
[Domino:] Because... it's NDP that has me distraught. As you may remember, I asked for a match with Randy Isaic, and he has not answered my challenge.
[RIG:] Oh? Did you?
[Domino:] Perhaps people I've been associated with have rubbed off on me the right way, but as it is, I find myself willing to assume the best of him: perhaps he had not seen my challenge. Mayhaps he was unaware! I can not remember exactly when I made this challenge, and with the NDP tape library being well, erased in some part... I can only assume he was unaware.
[RIG:] What if he is just ignoring you?
[Domino:] ...
She pauses, taking a sip from a cup of tea... RIG's eyes drop again and she clears her throat to get his attention.
[RIG:] Well, why would you challenge someone like Randy Isiac?
[Domino:] It's a matter of pride... and as I said before, of leaving NDP's Light Heavyweight division. Simply, I see no reason to stay in it - not when the TRUE competition lays in Joshi Wrestling, which has seen a resurgence with OG-FPD's Joshi Championship being established. I wish to forge the NDP Joshi Division, and to be honest, I see no reason why we can not do such with the OG-FPD Joshi Championship. I will go there, and with submission skills I honed in Japan and Kaori Night's private gym, I will CAPTURE that championship, bringing it to NDP.
I challenged Randy Isaic because he is the submission expert of NDP. I challenged Randy Isaic because I am the FEMALE submission expert of NDP. This is an inevitable confrontation, but I wish to have this match. He is a talented wrestler. I am a talented wrestler - and I demand to wrestle him one on one, so that I may test my submission skills against an English Icon such as he.
[RIG:] Interbreasting...
RIG's eyes fall lower again...
[Domino:] E-excuse me?
[RIG:] I mean, uh, your uh, your breas- I mean, uh, BREASON!
[Domino:] "Breason?"
[RIG:] Yes, you seem to have a very good set of brea- I MEAN, REASONS!
She crosses her arms - which, does not have the intended effect, instead pushing her breasts more prominently out...
[RIG:] Wait. When did you get...?
[Domino:] I'm a vain woman. A vain woman with the means to correct what genetics refused her.
[RIG:] ...you mean you...
[Domino:] ...
[RIG:] ...you went and...
Her face contorts into an expression of distate, but the RIG doesn't seem to be getting the hint...
[Domino:] ...
[RIG:] You're all, like, OUT THERE.
[Domino:] Yes, thank you for putting the obvious out there.
[RIG:] You never had them to begin with and now there they are. You can thank me for pointing out the obvious, but from the looks of things, it's cold, and any pointing is being done for me.
The distaste turns to embarrassment, her face going bright red in contrast to her black hair...
[Domino:] C-can we move on? I'm a little sensitive about this topi- STOP! STOP STARING! Now! Please!
[RIG:] ...they're very nice.
[Domino:] Th-thank you. But stop. Really. It's creepy. I wouldn't have gotten them this big if I knew people were going to stare...
[RIG:] So, wait: This means while you were lambasting Colleen Dramesi for being blonde, and having big boobies to attract attention, you were-
[Domino:] Jealous?
[RIG:] SURE! Jealous works! You jealous, big-boobied girl, you!
[Domino:] That I've allowed this to continue past the realm of intelligence into this, this, FRAT LEVEL FARCE disgusts me. Good day, sir!
Domino stands, and picks her tea cup from the table...
[RIG:] But wait! I have more booby jokes!
[Domino:] I SAID, GOOD DAY, SIR!
Exeunt Domino - scene fade.
[RIG:] Domino, aka, Daina Watkins, we are here to proudly speak of the release of your novel, "Dragonrider Saga: Treatise of Dragons!" But... you seem to be unhappy. Why is this?
[Domino:] Oh, please, understand, I am VERY happy about my novel's release! It is the first of a continuing epic storyline, which - until recently - was only available through a vanity press in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Now, thanks to the fine publishers at "Odd Domicile" -
[RIG:] Don't you mean Random House?
[Domino:] No, no, this is another firm. Thanks to these fine publishers, the "Dragonrider Saga" will see the indoors of finer bookstores across the nation - and thanks to negotiations aided by my close personal friend and mentor Kaori NiGHT, it's being translated into Japanese for release starting in November of this year!
These novels - I finished writing the fifth over summer and am finishing the editorial process as we speak. Well, not literally - I'm talking to you instead of writing. But, I'm in the middle of that.
[RIG:] I think I understand...
His eyes lower slightly from Domino's... she snaps her fingers to get his attention.
[Domino:] Please? Can we talk about NDP things now?
[RIG:] Oh, uh, yes yes!
[Domino:] Because... it's NDP that has me distraught. As you may remember, I asked for a match with Randy Isaic, and he has not answered my challenge.
[RIG:] Oh? Did you?
[Domino:] Perhaps people I've been associated with have rubbed off on me the right way, but as it is, I find myself willing to assume the best of him: perhaps he had not seen my challenge. Mayhaps he was unaware! I can not remember exactly when I made this challenge, and with the NDP tape library being well, erased in some part... I can only assume he was unaware.
[RIG:] What if he is just ignoring you?
[Domino:] ...
She pauses, taking a sip from a cup of tea... RIG's eyes drop again and she clears her throat to get his attention.
[RIG:] Well, why would you challenge someone like Randy Isiac?
[Domino:] It's a matter of pride... and as I said before, of leaving NDP's Light Heavyweight division. Simply, I see no reason to stay in it - not when the TRUE competition lays in Joshi Wrestling, which has seen a resurgence with OG-FPD's Joshi Championship being established. I wish to forge the NDP Joshi Division, and to be honest, I see no reason why we can not do such with the OG-FPD Joshi Championship. I will go there, and with submission skills I honed in Japan and Kaori Night's private gym, I will CAPTURE that championship, bringing it to NDP.
I challenged Randy Isaic because he is the submission expert of NDP. I challenged Randy Isaic because I am the FEMALE submission expert of NDP. This is an inevitable confrontation, but I wish to have this match. He is a talented wrestler. I am a talented wrestler - and I demand to wrestle him one on one, so that I may test my submission skills against an English Icon such as he.
[RIG:] Interbreasting...
RIG's eyes fall lower again...
[Domino:] E-excuse me?
[RIG:] I mean, uh, your uh, your breas- I mean, uh, BREASON!
[Domino:] "Breason?"
[RIG:] Yes, you seem to have a very good set of brea- I MEAN, REASONS!
She crosses her arms - which, does not have the intended effect, instead pushing her breasts more prominently out...
[RIG:] Wait. When did you get...?
[Domino:] I'm a vain woman. A vain woman with the means to correct what genetics refused her.
[RIG:] ...you mean you...
[Domino:] ...
[RIG:] ...you went and...
Her face contorts into an expression of distate, but the RIG doesn't seem to be getting the hint...
[Domino:] ...
[RIG:] You're all, like, OUT THERE.
[Domino:] Yes, thank you for putting the obvious out there.
[RIG:] You never had them to begin with and now there they are. You can thank me for pointing out the obvious, but from the looks of things, it's cold, and any pointing is being done for me.
The distaste turns to embarrassment, her face going bright red in contrast to her black hair...
[Domino:] C-can we move on? I'm a little sensitive about this topi- STOP! STOP STARING! Now! Please!
[RIG:] ...they're very nice.
[Domino:] Th-thank you. But stop. Really. It's creepy. I wouldn't have gotten them this big if I knew people were going to stare...
[RIG:] So, wait: This means while you were lambasting Colleen Dramesi for being blonde, and having big boobies to attract attention, you were-
[Domino:] Jealous?
[RIG:] SURE! Jealous works! You jealous, big-boobied girl, you!
[Domino:] That I've allowed this to continue past the realm of intelligence into this, this, FRAT LEVEL FARCE disgusts me. Good day, sir!
Domino stands, and picks her tea cup from the table...
[RIG:] But wait! I have more booby jokes!
[Domino:] I SAID, GOOD DAY, SIR!
Exeunt Domino - scene fade.