Tribulation - 02Dec07

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Tribulation SuperCard Event menu
1. Opening <Trib.open>
2. Trent "Trauma" Kasta vs. Roselyn Pride - Falls Count Anywhere <Trib.PvK>
3. Jakob Furis vs. Evan Divine <Trib.FvD>
4. OG-Joshi Feature Match: Haley Cannon vs. Visper Karr <Trib.OGJ>
5. Light-Heavyweight Championship - Akira Blaze vs. 50CENTAVOS <Trib.LHWC>
6. Kaori NiGHT vs. Holly <Trib.NvH>
7. Jason Wesley vs. Mr. E <Trib.WvE>
8. Introductions for Main Event <Trib.MEI>
9. Championship - Colleen vs. Matt Shane <Trib.NDPC>


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The opening to Tribulation plays against Disturbed's Hell, ending and cutting to the modest pyrotechnics display, live, in the Nameless Municipal Arena.

[Jr.:] Greetings pro wrestling fans, and thank you for welcoming us into your computer screens tonight, as New Damage Prowrestling brings you an action-packed SuperCard Event, Tribulation! I'm Lann Avery, Jr., joined not tonight by my usual broadcast partner, Visper Karr, as she'll be in action tonight in a huge singles match, but by our own journeyman reporter, Miles Bell. Welcome back, Miles.

[Miles:] Thank you, Lann. I made my return here to New Damage Prowrestling when I took over hosting duties for NDP's weekly DamageCast, and I'm making my real big return here tonight by stepping into the announcer's role for the first time. I'm not only looking forward to that, but to tonight's matches, because what a card we have in store!

[Jr.:] That's absolutely right, Miles. Tonight's going to be a very busy night, from our opening contest until our main event! Roselyn Pride vs. Trent Kasta in a Falls Count Anywhere match! 50CENTAVOS defending the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship against a very determined former Champion Akira Blaze! Kaori NiGHT vs. Holly! The OG-Joshi Feature Match!! Jason Wesley vs. Mr. E!!! And "The Living Venus" Colleen challenging Matt Shane for the NDP Championship!!!

[Miles:] There's a lot to look forward to tonight as Tribulation finally makes it to the audience's eyeballs, so let's stop the talk and get to the action!

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Hellfire fills the arena - the entrance theme for Roselyn Pride, we mean, not actual fire from the depths of Hell - which brings out the Mistress herself, Roselyn Pride. She stalks slowly toward the ring, looking confident and ready for what may prove to be an even more brutal match than those she participated in against Jo Ryder in their Best of Seven series. She enters the ring, then goes over to the corner and sits down, waiting for her opponent. She doesn't have to wait long, but what hits the arena is less than expected, as Children of Bodom's Living Dead Beat hits the arena. The unfamiliar song plays for a moment before Trent "Trauma" Kasta runs into the arena, wearing a vastly different set of clothing than we've seen him in before - black karate-style pants and suede Chuck Taylor's - and sliding into the ring, taking the fight right to Roselyn, who is taken completely by surprise!

[Miles:] Trent Kasta explodes right into the match, pummeling Roselyn Pride down in the corner where she'd been sitting and waiting for him! Kasta seems like a completely new man, with new attire and new music, and seems determined not to end up with his contract controlled by Roselyn Pride!


Referee: Christopher Speil

The bell rings to officially begin this contest and the referee scrambles to pull Kasta off of Roselyn to give her at least a stand-up chance in this match, as Roselyn was literally sitting down in the corner before Kasta began pummeling her. Trauma pulls back about halfway across the ring, allowing Roselyn to get to her feet before he runs back in with a brutal boot to the side of Pride's head, sending her out of the ring through the ropes. Kasta gets some scattered boos for the tactic, but he doesn't seem to care much as he climbs through the ropes and pulls her to her feet. Roselyn seems damn near concussed, standing in a daze, and Kasta nails a DDT on the outside.



[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! Roselyn Pride just got planted like a tree!

Kasta rolls Pride over and pins; one, two, th-- Close, but not cigar, and Roselyn Pride miraculously kicks out of that one.

Kasta pulls Roselyn to her feet and rolls her into the ring, slides in after her and begins driving home with elbows to the head of Pride. The referee pulls Kasta off and begins a 10-count, but Roselyn rolls out of the ring and lands on her feet before the referee can get past 1. Kasta runs to the ropes and goes for a sliding dropkick, but Pride side-steps, and as Kasta gets his bearings, Roselyn spits blood right into his eyes! Trauma turns his back to Roselyn - that's a bad move no matter who you are - and Roselyn makes Trauma pay with a rabbit punch right to the back of his head! Trauma staggers, leading to the crowd barrier to hold him up, and Roselyn goes for her Summon Suffering, but doesn't apply the entire hold, just the cobra clutch, and letting go easily, cackling as Kasta stumbles off the effects, still trying to wipe Pride's blood from his eyes.

[Bell:] This match got off to a crazy start, and it looked like Pride wasn't even going to be able to put up a fight, but somehow she's turned it around and has put Kasta in a position where he's being toyed with now!

[Jr.:] Well, there's always the possibility that Roselyn would toy with him regardless of if she were in control or not. That whole display earlier could've just been her letting Trauma get a false sense of security before she decided to start fighting. Then again, she could be about to fall out of the match right now. We don't know, cuz she's just crazy like that.

Roselyn charges Kasta and knocks him down with a cross lariat and starts kicking him in the head. Kasta covers up, but Roselyn stomps and kicks away, beginning to yell "You're mine! You're mine!" as she does. The referee pulls her away, but gets shoved back and she goes back on the attack, this time with a diving knee to the back of Trauma's head and applying that JUST Facelock she's been using lately, applying so much torque that she seems like she's trying to rip Kasta's head off! The referee pulls Roselyn off, and forces her back to allow Kasta up to his feet, just as he'd done earlier for Roselyn. Kasta manages to get up, now bleeding his own blood, and Roselyn jumps on his back, either trying to put on a sleeper, or just to be annoying and/or playful, and Kasta stumbles back, struggling, and it results in Roselyn being tossed back, her head hitting a corner post before she crashes down on the ring stairs, tumbling down them and hitting her head again in the process.

[Miles:] Good god! That was a disturbing landing! Roselyn Pride might very well be knocked out! The back of her head collided with the ring post, making a sick, dull thud that you could probably hear across the street, and then she fell awkwardly on the stairs, rolling off them and landing her head on the bottom stair! It would be a small miracle if she's conscious!

Kasta is again quick to cover; one, two, thr-- kickout!!

Kasta with another cover, hooking both legs; one, two, thre-- kickout!!!

[Jr.:] Roselyn Pride has to be kicking out just on instinct at this point. After all those shots to her head, I seriously doubt she's got the wherewithal to be doing this voluntarily.

Kasta goes for another pin, but Roselyn shoots a hand up and catches Trent with a punch right to his throat! Kasta falls back, gasping for air, and Roselyn slowly pulls herself to her feet. As Kasta rolls around, coughing and gasping, Roselyn begins digging under the ring, pulling out a steel chair. Roselyn walks slowly around to Kasta, who begins backing away as best he can, leading Roselyn around the ring, and up part of the entrance ramp, still gasping for breath. Kasta stops running, and Roselyn opens the chair, placing it down a couple feet from the downed Trauma, and she sits down in a very lady-like fashion, simply staring at Kasta's attempts to breathe, a sick smile scrawled across her face. Kasta scrambles to his feet, still coughing and gasping, but still manages to lash out at Pride, catching her dead-on in the face with another boot, those Chuck Taylor Converses leaving a rather large impression, knocking Roselyn back over the chair and adding a stream of blood from her nose to mingle with that flowing from her mouth. Kasta falls right back down, starting to find his breath easier now that Roselyn is down. Roselyn doesn't stay down for long, though, and staggers up, wiping blood off her mouth, staring at it for a moment, and then wiping it across her eyes, using it almost like face paint.

Kasta and Roselyn both go for the chair, and a Kasta headbutt knocks Roselyn back, sending her stumbling back down toward the ring, and Kasta folds up the chair, stalking Pride, swinging for the fences as he gets in range, only for Roselyn to duck and the chair to connect with the ring post! Kasta drops the chair, arms in pain from the metal-on-metal contact, and Roselyn is quick to pick it up, crowing Kasta with it, a dull thud ringing out through the arena, and Kasta stumbles backward into the guard rail, almost falling in with the crowd. Roselyn pounces, chair in hand, grabbing Kasta by the back of his head and placing the top of the chair against his throat, and with all her weight shoving Kasta forward into the corner post, the chair connecting and smashing Kasta's throat, as Kasta drops, again frantically gasping for breath, holding his throat, kicking his feet, until Roselyn blasts him with the chair, and Kasta stops squirming. Roselyn stares at him for a moment, and then frantically tosses the chair aside before kneeling down and beginning to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and doing it quite expertly, believe it or not.



The referee, seeing Roselyn on top of Kasta and Kasta's shoulders pinned, counts it for a pinfall; one, two, three!!

Roselyn Pride wins by pinfall
Time: 12:44

[Jr.:] Wow.

[Miles:] Wow.

[Jr.:] Wow.

[Miles:] Well, let that be a lesson to you, kids. Saving lives really does make you a winner. I guess.

[Jr.:] Roselyn Pride wins an absolutely brutal falls count anywhere match by giving her opponent mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, which was certainly not the way I was expecting this one to end. I was half-expecting someone to take a spill off a balcony or something crazy like that.

[Miles:] You certainly got it right, though; this match was BRUTAL, in all caps, bolded, and italicized. Roselyn earned her victory tonight, and I'm betting that she wouldn't mind another ten-month break between now and the next time she has to enter the ring. And not only that, but she's finally gotten her way, as she has exclusive control over Kasta's contract, meaning she decides who he wrestles, when he wrestles, how much money he gets, and God knows what else. It's a good thing she knows CPR, otherwise that win wouldn't do her much good!

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[Jr.:] Certainly a crazy way to begin tonight's show, but we hope you don't think that the crazy is over with. In fact, it's about to get crazier with the debut of our newest wrestler, a man named "Jakob Furis".

Transition to backstage. Pretty nameless blonde reviewer lady is standing backstage.

[PNBR:] Greetings fans! Hope you are enjoying Tribulation. That was quite a match we just had, but I'm here with someone now who expects to raise the bar with the next encounter. Jakob Furis is standing next to me just moments before his highly anticipated debut match with Evan Divine. Jakob, your thoughts?

[Jakob Furis:] Vhat vas so special about ze last match?

[PNBR:] Didn't...didn't you see it? It was extreme! It was hardcore! It was quite possibly the bloodiest match we've ever seen in NDP, and may very well ever see-

Jakob waves his finger and puts his hand on PNBR's mic to cut her off.

[Jakob:] How dare you say that! Do you not know who I am?! Ze last match vas a bit bloody, yes, a vee bit. But it vas nothing compared to vat I vill do to Evan Divine! I am ze master of blood!!

[PNBR:] Well, I do remember you having some trouble in a recent "first blood" match in UBL...

[Jakob:] I had no such trouble then and I vill bite my vay to victory tonight! I vill taste victory in the form of Divine blood.

[PNBR:] Hope you got a cup to hold it or something, it might be worth something one day!

Jakob looks confused.

[PNBR:] You know, like the Holy Grail? Like in Indiana Jone--

Furis gets angry and knocks pretty nameless blonde woman backwards.

[Jakob:] Do not mention that name here! Now I must go take care of Divine. You better not be here vhen I veturn or else you will be the second von who's blood I spill tonight!

Jakob leaves as pretty blonde lady looks annoyed, but relieved that the interview is over. Transition back to the broadcast booth.

[Jr.:] Both Jakob Furis and Evan Divine have a lot to lose in this match, as Furis makes his debut and Divine is getting his last chance to join the main roster in NDP. Divine has not had much luck in that regard lately, being put into matches against the Light-Heavyweight Champion, 50CENTAVOS, the victor of our last match, Roselyn Pride, and a few others, and he has come up on the losing end of all of them. Divine has kept coming back for more, though, and was given one more chance tonight.

[Miles:] We know Divine favors the high-flying style, but we can't really be sure of Furis. We've heard rumors of... unorthodox training regiments, and he's had a small number of matches in the Universal Battle League, but outside of that, we have no real solid information on his fighting style. But even if we did, it wouldn't do his opponent much good, as Divine agreed to the match without even knowing who his opponent is going to be!

Evan Divine is already in the ring, so you can pretty much already tell how this is going to end up for him. The arena's lights dim down low, and Trans-Transylvanian Orchestra hits, heavy guitar riffs blaring in the arena as Jakob Furis makes his first appearance in New Damage Prowrestling! He slinks into the arena, a long cape flowing behind him, and he grabs the cape with both arms, flapping his arms like bat wings. The audience laughs and boos at him, and some people start throwing popcorn and other stuff at him. CANDIED APPLE! Someone tossed a candied apple at Furis, and it's stuck to Furis' cape, outraging the vampire! He starts yelling at the crowd, "I VILL DESTROY YOU ALL! I VILL! YOU VILL ALL BE MY VAMPIRE SLAVES! I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU'LL SEE!" which only incites more laughter. Furis tries to remove the candied apple from his cape, but it's stuck on there pretty tough! After a moment, he just gives up and takes his cape off, throwing it to the ground, and continues his way to the ring, still being showered with popcorn and nachos.

[Miles:] An inauspicious start to the career of Jakob Furis, wouldn't you say?

[Jr.:] I'd say, "what does inausp... spacious mean?

[Miles:] It means, Jakob Furis isn't getting off to a great start.

[Jr.:] OH! Yeah! Definately inauspacious!


Referee: Frederick Awale

Furis and Divine tie-up in the center of the ring, and neither man is able to edge the other out. Furis backs away and raises his hand, trying to goad Divine into a test of strength. Divine looks like he's about to go for it, but then stomps on Furis' foot-- quick inside cradle from Divine; one, two, three!!!



Evan Divine wins by pinfall
Time: 0:35

Divine leaps into the air, celebrating his victory and his new NDP contract. Furis looks despondent, and argues with referee Frederick Awale about the call, saying Divine should be disqualified for stomping his foot. The referee says no, and Furis goes into a rage, accosting Awale, but Awale headbutts Furis, knocking him to the mat. Awale taunts Furis, urging him to bring it, but the vampire quickly thinks better of it and scampers off swearing revenge.

[Miles:] And just that quick, Jakob Furis' debut turns disastrous! He gets pinned in less time than his entrance took, and then tries to take it out of the referee, but it goes from bad to worse for Furis as referee Frederick Awale lays him out with a big headbutt!

[Jr.:] Wow, Miles! You really nailed it with that "inauspacious" word earlier! Jakob Furis musta just woke up on the wrong side of the bed or somethin', cuz today was not his day!

[Miles:] Uh... Yeah. Congratulations, though, go to Evan Divine, who finally has earned himself a New Damage Prowrestling contract by defeating Jakob Furis here tonight.

[Jr.:] Yep! With any luck, Evan Divine will have a big career here in NDP - so long as he stays away from some of the weirder members of our roster.

[Miles:] Like Jakob Furis.

[Jr.:] Like Jakob Furis.

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[Miles:] Next up is, for us, a match we're very interested in seeing; the OG-Joshi Feature Match. Now, originally, this match was slated to feature a triple threat of OG-Joshi superstars - Japan's Yoyo Banzai, California's Lana, and NDP's own Visper Karr. But when we had OG-Joshi's General Celes visiting for our Trials of Tribulation DamageCast highlighting the match, she hit us with a bombshell; the triple threat had been canceled and replaced with match six of the epic Best of Seven series taking place between the former OG-Joshi World Champion, Haley Cannon, and Visper Karr. We were very surprised to hear about the change, and are just as enthusiastic and excited to host the match as General Celes was when she announced it.

[Jr.:] Hey, I'm just excited that Visper will be hitting someone aside from me!

[Miles:] General Celes has also offered to referee the match, saying that she felt it was best to maintain not only impartiality, but defer interference by both NDP and OG-Joshi competitors that might feel that they need to have their presence felt here tonight.

[Jr.:] A good idea, because while this might not be a New Damage Prowrestling match, there are a few competitors that we share with OG-Joshi, including two facing each other tonight, being Kaori NiGHT and the OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly, and Holly certainly seems like the kind that would interrupt a match like this for her own fun.

[Miles:] Especially when you consider that the winner of this Best of Seven series is a shoo-in for Number One Contender to Holly's OG-Joshi World Championship. At OG-Joshi shows, Holly usually has far more to worry about than Haley Cannon for Visper Karr, but Holly doesn't have to contend with the large number of OG-Joshi superstars looking to remove her from existence here in New Damage Prowrestling, which would have opened the doors to her shenanigans. It's a very smart move by OG-Joshi's General Celes to place herself in the ring to back up her position as authority figure.

[Jr.:] Now, I've been wondering, is her name actually "General Celes"? I mean, who would name their daughter "General"?!

[Miles:] And now I'm starting to see why Visper doesn't like working with you.

[Jr.:] Aww...

The referee for this match, OG-Joshi's authority, General Celes, comes to the ring first, to no music or much mention even. Before she's even in the ring, Mouret's Rondeau hits the PA, and former OG-Joshi World Champion Haley Cannon makes her way to the ring with little fanfare, as is her custom. She doesn't spend any time playing to the crowd, she just enters the ring and starts stretching out the last little bit before the match begins. It's a completely different story when Black Bullet hits the PA system, however. The crowd goes nuts, and Visper runs out to the entrance ramp, raises her arm high, and just takes a moment to take in the adoration of the crowd. She seems to've made another change or two to her attire since the last Best of Seven match, ditching the boots for what appear to be running shoes, and has taped up her wrists and hands. She makes a mad dash for the ring, sliding in under the ropes, and heads to her corner, hopping up on the middle rope to play to the fans.


Referee: General Celes (OG-Joshi)

The bell rings, and this one's off! Visper Karr and Haley Cannon circle, taking a moment before they both move in. Tie-up, and both women struggle to gain control, trying to wrench the other out, with Haley forcing Visper back into the corner, and Celes makes the break. Both back into the center of the ring, another tie-up, and Visper with a backslide-- Haley kicks out before Celes can even drop down for the count!

Both Haley and Visper pop up, and Visper misses a low kick, giving Haley just enough of an opportunity to begin laying into Visper with open palm strikes to the head, rattling Visper and forcing her to backpedal with Haley in pursuit, still laying in with blow after blow. Visper into the ropes quick as she can get there, and Haley backs off before Celes intervenes. Visper holds onto the top rope while shaking the cobwebs loose.

[Miles:] Visper is holding onto that top rope like it's a life line. It's possible that Haley Cannon has already taken Visper out of this match with that opening salvo.

[Jr.:] I doubt it. Visper and I have worked together for a few years, and I know she is a strong competitor and knows what's at stake here. My guess is, she doesn't want to rush in and get caught off guard, because she knows Haley will take advantage, as we just saw there. Visper has to give Haley zero opportunity to go on the attack if she wants to seal this win.

Visper back in, another tie-up, and Haley breaks it before chopping at Visper's chest, Haley grabs the arm of Karr and hits a nasty shoulder breaker, holding onto the arm and smashing her elbow into Visper's before another shoulder breaker. Haley still controls the arm, and the former OG-Joshi World Champion wrenches Visper's arm around, laying into Karr with a couple quick shoulder butts before another shoulder brea-- no! Karr quickly got her free arm around Cannon's neck, and caught Haley in a rear naked choke!



Cannon never saw it coming, but right as Celes comes to check on the hold, Haley begins using her legs to give her momentum to roll the two of them into the ropes, where Celes breaks the hold.

[Miles:] Amazing move from Karr. Haley seemed to be completely in control there, but Visper caught her quick as a pistol. Haley Cannon's quick thinking saved her in that situation, but Visper has let Haley know that she came to win.

Both ladies are back up, grapple, Cannon with a hip toss. Karr up, Haley with an o-soto-gari takedown, and she quickly sits down and starts trying to tie up Visper's arms for some sort of submission, but Visper delivers knees to Haley's back to let her know it's too early. Haley hops back up, Visper starts to get to her feet but uses a lighting quick [recover move!] sweep kick to catch Haley off guard and send her to the mat. Visper on the attack, quickly drops an elbow on Cannon's chest and goes for a short-arm scissors on Haley. Visper locks her hands and does everything she can to apply more pressure to the short-arm scissors as Haley does what she can to escape the hold. After a long moment, Haley rolls herself back, twisting her arm free of Visper's grasp and letting her escape. Visper is back up quickly, but chops from Haley greet her, Visper gets her arms up to block a chop and as Haley holds her arm, Visper scores a DDT! Visper mounts and starts laying in with punches, and as Celes comes over to administer the DQ-count, Visper begins to transition into a jujigatame, but Haley blocks the attempt, and Visper quickly switches to a key lock. Visper gets it locked in, but can't get the leverage. Visper clumsily maintains side control, keeping that ineffective key lock applied as she begins driving knees into Haley's head and side. Haley quickly tires of this, grabs Visper and rolls over, freeing her arm from the key lock and quickly moving to an ankle lock on Visper. Visper kicks at Haley's hands, trying to pry her foot out of the ankle hold, but it doesn't work and Visper resorts to driving her foot down onto Haley's hand, which Haley does respond to, breaking the hold and rolling back.

Visper back up and Haley is in quick with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Haley pulls Visper to her feet, and Visper fires in with a quick series of chops, quickly follows with a series of step kicks, and ends that with an elbow to the back of Cannon's head, knocking her to the mat. Visper with another elbow drop to Cannon's neck, and another, pulls Cannon to her feet before Irish whipping her to the corner. Visper runs in after, jumping forearm smash connect, Karr with more step kicks as Cannon staggers out of the corner, Karr covers; one-- kick out.

Both ladies back up, chop-chop-chop from Karr, victory roll! One, tw-- kick out!

Both ladies up again, Karr goes for a dropkick but Haley moves back, waits for Visper to hit the mat, and she quickly clamps on an ankle lock! Too close to the ropes, though, and Visper is able to get the break. Visper and Haley trade chops, Haley winning the exchange by CHEATING~! when she ends the chop-fest with a jewel cutter!



Haley pulls Visper up, Irish whip, Visper comes back with a jumping forearm smash, but Haley blocks it, grabs Visper's arm and drops into the guard position before locking in a hanging armbar! Haley is putting all her weight and a lot of torque on the jujigatame, Visper trying to claw to the ropes with no success, and she starts wearing down! Haley applying more and more pressure, and Visper slowly dropping to the mat, giving Haley more leverage for the hold!

[Miles:] Visper in trouble here, as that hanging arm bar isn't only putting enough pressure on Visper's arm to break it, but also draining her stamina! Haley has all her weight applying torque to the arm bar, bringing Visper closer to the mat, which puts her in even more danger!

[Jr.:] Visper already had her arm messed up by Haley Cannon earlier in the year, so you know that those memories are running through Visper's mind.

Haley keeps applying more and more pressure to the arm bar, and Visper continues to sink. Suddenly, Visper gets a massive burst of energy and plants her feet, throwing her weight back and wrenching Haley overhead, falling back and the both of them crash to the mat!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD WHAT A THROW! VISPER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH... WITH CRAP LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN!!

Visper is first back to her feet, watching closely as Haley begins to get to her feet, and Visper runs to the corner, hopping up on the middle rope and rebounding back for the Springboard Cross Body, but Haley ducks under and Visper crashes into the mat, and she begins holding her knee, rolling around the ring after the hard landing.

[Miles:] Uh-oh. Visper went for a big move and crashed hard, and it looks like she might have just softened herself up for Haley Cannon.

[Jr.:] This is the exact kind of thing that Visper had to avoid doing. Instead of playing it save and just trying to kick Haley into the crowd, she went big, and has put herself in big trouble here.

Visper must've realized that she screwed up, and she begins trying to put some distance between herself and Haley Cannon. She starts backing up toward the far corner, but Haley closes in just as fast. Visper begins pulling herself up in the corner, and she uses the ropes for a big dropkick to knock Haley back. Both women slow to get up, Haley goes for a big swinging back kick, Karr ducks under it, mid kick from Karr is caught and Haley scores with a big dragon screw. Haley pulls Karr back up, Karr lays in with a couple quick chops, KENTA rush, and Karr takes to the ropes to nail a dazed Haley Cannon with another jumping forearm smash. Cover by Karr; one, two, th-- kickout!

[Miles:] Visper Karr getting close to the victory with the forearm smash! Eight minutes into this match, and Visper is on a roll!

Visper starts laying into Haley with kicks as she starts getting up, Cannon taking each one without offering any defense. After a few more kicks, Visper takes to the ropes and nails Haley right in the face with the sole of her boot! Visper off the ropes again, jumping elbow to Cannon! Visper up, rubbing her hurt knee, waiting for Cannon to get back up so that Visper can connect with a German suplex! Both Haley and Visper getting up at the same time, Visper with another release German! Both ladies back up, Visper with another Ger-- no, Haley rolls forward, she's got a key lock in, and unlike Visper, she has the right leverage! Visper fights the key lock, weakening Haley's leverage, and starts burying elbows into Haley's side. Haley has no choice but to give up the key lock, but doesn't let up, quickly transitioning into a knee cross! Visper can't believe it, Haley moved so quick that Visper had no chance to anticipate the movement! Haley wrenches the lower leg of Karr, legs locked around Visper's thigh and waist, keeping them in place as Haley does her best to separate Visper's leg at the knee!



Visper looks completely anguished, as that knee has gotten no respite since Visper smashed it to the mat during her missed Springboard Cross Body, and this knee cross isn't helping things! Visper tries to drag herself toward the ropes, but that only adds pressure to her knee, so Visper changes gears and takes a page from Haley's playbook, rolling in the direction that Haley is torquing her knee and sending them both into the ropes, all the way across the ring! General Celes forces the break, both women back to their feet. Visper with a kick to the stomach, TIGER BOMB!



Tiger Bomb from Karr; one, two, thre---- KICK OUT!!1

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! Visper nearly got the win with the Tiger Bomb, right in the middle of the ring!!1 I don't know how she was able to hoist Haley Cannon up with that knee in such a damaged state, but she did, and Haley Cannon just barely had the wherewithal to get the shoulder up!

[Miles:] That just goes to show you the level of competition here! Haley Cannon keeps putting Visper into these submission situations that could end the match in seconds, while Visper is getting closer and closer with those pinfalls! Both women need to start picking up the pace, however, because I really feel that the first of them to kick it into overdrive will seal the victory here!

Visper runs into Cannon with a back elbow, takes to the ropes again, grabs Haley and whips her into the ropes, Karr with an exploder suplex! Karr to the ropes, springboards off the middle rope and lands a flying back elbow drop on Cannon. Both back up to their feet, Karr lays in with a kick, and Cannon responds with a knife's edge chop. Kick from Karr, chop from Cannon. Kick! Chop! Kick! Chop! Kick! Chop! Another chop from Cannon, and another, Haley starts laying them in heavier and heavier as she backs up Karr, but Visper gets her arms up to block another one, and as Haley grabs at her arm, Visper with the KarrCop Kick!

[Miles:] MY GOD! What a vicious kick from Visper Karr! I just mentioned that they need to pick it up, and there you have a perfect example of that from Visper! Haley might even want to call it quits after that kind of kick!

Visper stumbles to the mat after the KarrCop Kick, and Haley seems to instinctively roll out of the ring, completely ruining any chance for Visper to go for the pin. Visper getting back to her feet, she eyes Haley on the outside, and Visper takes to the ropes as Haley is getting to her feet. Haley turns back to the ring to see Visper soaring through the sky toward her! The huge plancha from Visper connects and the two women crash to the outside, Haley even getting smashed between Visper and the guard rail!!

Visper is the first back to her feet, and she grabs Haley, rolling her back into the ring. Visper on the apron, slingshot tope from Visper! Haley starts getting back to her feet, Visper with a back grapple, but Haley breaks Visper's grip, go-behind, and Haley plants Karr with a nasty German suplex! Haley pulls Visper back up to her feet, and snaps her back down to the mat with an STO! Haley forces Visper back to her feet, back grab from Cannon, and she plants Visper with a disturbingly high-angled back drop, folding Visper pretty much right on her neck! Haley takes a look at the downed Karr, and notices that they're right near the corner post. Haley looks at it for a moment, and she heads to the apron to mount the turnbuckles!

[Jr.:] Oh... Is... Is she going for a top rope move?

[Miles:] I've... I've never seen Haley Cannon go up to the top before! Does she even have an aerial game? This... this is unprecedented!

[Jr.:] She might not have an aerial game, but she needs to get one, quick! We've already seen Visper perhaps ruin her chances of winning this match by missing a Springboard Cross Body, but Haley's taking a much bigger chance here!

Haley gets up on the top turnbuckle, albeit a bit shakily, and she's going for it all! 450 Splash! Haley's Comet! Visper started to roll out of the way, but Haley still connects, right on Visper's back! Haley pops up, bouncing into the corner and having herself a sit, as Visper rolls around on the mat, arching her back in pain. Haley uses the ropes to pull herself back up, heads over to Visper and "helps" Karr back to her feet-- PELÉ!! NO! Haley anticipated the PELÉ!, grabbing the leg in mid-air and clamping on a standing ankle lock, much to Visper's dismay! Visper reaches for the ropes, but she's just a bit too far from the ropes to get a break, so Visper begins trying to roll through, but she doesn't seem to know exactly how to! Visper finally just goes for it, but Haley lets go, and Visper does a big roll forward, catching her leg on the top rope! Visper holding her leg, slowly getting back up, Haley helping pull Karr back to her feet-- Karr with an inside cradle; one, two, three!!1



Visper Karr wins by pinfall
Time: 22:18

[Miles:] And just that quick, Visper picks up the pinfall victory over Haley Cannon to tie up the Best of Seven series! That inside cradle caught Haley completely off-guard, even though she knows from personal experience how adept Visper is at those quick flash pins!

[Jr.:] In fact, this makes all three matches Visper has won in the Best of Seven series wins with a quick flash pin-type move. While all of Haley Cannon's victories have been by submission, Visper hasn't been able to show off that same ability to decisively put Haley away.

[Miles:] Then again, all of Haley Cannon's victories come from submission, because her Lancashire Catch style of wrestling frowns on pinning moves in favor of submissions. So it's very possible you're just reading too much into this!

[Jr.:] I was wondering why Haley wasn't trying to pin... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE THE MATCH?! NOW I FEEL STUPID!

[Miles:] At... any rate, our congratulations go out to Visper Karr on her victory, and our thanks go to OG-Joshi for allowing us to showcase this fantastic match here, tonight, at Tribulation. I don't know if the time for seventh and final match of the series has been planned yet, but if I had to make a guess, it would be at the big 12/13 OG-FPD Anniversary Show that's coming up in less than three weeks! But, whenever it is, good luck, Visper!

[Jr.:] Yeah! And you don't need to come back to announcing! Miles is doing good!

[Miles:] Uh... thanks?

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[Jr.:] Do you know what time it is?!

[Miles:] Time for our first title match of the evening?

[Jr.:] No! Time for... Wait, did you say time for a title match?

[Miles:] Uh... Yeah. And in English, no less!

[Jr.:] Well, it is time for our first title match of the evening, and that means that it's also time for my close, personal friend, the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion 50CENTAVOS, to come to the ring and show us how he "do".

[Miles:] How he "do"... what?

[Jr.:] I... I'm not really clear on that myself. Somethin' about "sucka foos" and "roll dem bones" and... I think "churros" were mentioned? I... I only understood about half of what was going on.

[Miles:] "Close personal friend", eh?

[Jr.:] ... Well... Okay. I overheard things... At the catering table...

[Miles:] Tsk, tsk. Anyway, on to the match! This is a rematch we've been looking forward to since 50CENTAVOS defeated Akira Blaze during the finals of the Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament at the Evolution.R MEGAEVENT.

[Jr.:] "FIDDY" certainly had a lot of help back at Evo.R, but since then, his "Gambero Unit" group has splintered. Despite that, he's maintained the allegiance of the biggest man in the group, the big-time heavyweight Toby Yoyo.

[Miles:] Akira refused her automatic rematch and worked her way back up the ranks - quite quickly, I might add - securing her place as challenger tonight.

Akira Blaze makes her way to the ring, looking as confident and determined as ever. She seems to have that fire back in her eyes, but, that could just be the lighting! Akira enters the ring and waits stoically, an intense stare leveled at the entrance ramp. After a moment, The Redhead Kelly fades out and the sound of gunfire fills the arena, heralding the entrance of the New Damage Prowrestling Light-Heavyweight Champion, 50CENTAVOS, and his right-hand man Toby Yoyo. 50 is sporting a stylish new bulletproof vest, and is displaying the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship title from his... uh... let's say his belt. G-Unit take their time down to the ring, FIDDY shouting obscenities at fans and prominently displaying the Light-Heavyweight Championship into the face of anybody and everybody. He enters the ring, letting Akira know where she can find the Championship, and referee Joe Brown comes to collect the Light-Heavyweight Championship from 50CENTAVOS and help guide Toby Yoyo out of the ring so the match can begin.


Referee: Joe Brown

The match starts off with a bang. Akira and FIDDY start to bust out cyclone whips, drop toe holds, all that fun sorta flippy spinny stuff, and suddenly FIDDY scores a Japanese arm drag and levels Akira with a lariat! 50CENTAVOS hams it up, but Akira is back to her feet quick and the Light-Heavyweight Champion pays for turning his back on Blaze as she quickly hoists him up and slams him to the mat with a twisted back drop. Overhead belly-to-belly from Blaze, and Akira's back up quick to nail FIDDY with a dropkick to the back of his noggin. Akira covers; one, t-- not even a two-count.

Akira sizes up FIDDY as he gets back to his feet, and she lays in with a stiff kick to his midsection-- and suddenly grabs for her leg, falling to the mat and yelling loudly!

[Jr.:] THAT BULLETPROOF VEST! HE'S STILL WEARING IT! WHY DIDN'T THE REFEREE TAKE IT?!?

[Miles:] I don't know why he didn't make FIDDY remove the vest before the match started, but he's doing it now!

Referee Joe Brown stops 50CENTAVOS from approaching the downed Akira, and forces him to remove the bulletproof vest. 50CENTAVOS doesn't like that, but Joe Brown threatens to strip him of the Light-Heavyweight Championship if he refuses, and FIDDY reluctantly removes the vest. As Brown gives the vest to a ringside attendant, FIDDY goes on the attack, stomping at Akira's leg before slapping on a Boston crab! Blaze starts trying to head to the ropes, but she starts pushing herself up, and suddenly throws her legs out, sending FIDDY flying! FIDDY and Akira back to her feet, FIDDY charges, and Akira takes him down with a giant lariat, turning FIDDY inside-out!!1 Akira nearly collapses on that leg, but she pulls FIDDY up and sets him on the turnbuckles, but FIDDY is quick to wrap his legs around her head and throw himself backward, hurricanrana-ing Akira over the ropes and sending the two of them down to the floor!



[Miles:] Oh my! 50CENTAVOS putting life and limb on the line with that one! A seemingly desperate move from the defending Light-Heavyweight Champion has sent both wrestlers crashing to the floor!

[Jr.:] Akira Blaze was setting him up for something, but I think after that spill he just took, FIDDY might've just been better off letting Akira do whatever she was planning!

50CEN is up first, holding his neck, and he stomps away at Akira. Akira gets to her feet with some help from FIDDY, and he kicks her in the gut before suplexing her on the floor. Elbow drop from FIDDY, and another, and FIDDY starts to stomp and kick at Blaze. Blaze helped back up, a chop and a punch from FIDDY, but he can't continue the assault as Akira scoops him up with another overhead belly-to-belly, this one landing him solid on the concrete!



Akira is up, she hops on the apron, springboards off the middle rope and nails FIDDY with a rolling senton! Akira pulls FIDDY up and shoves him into the guard rail, hooking his arms over the railing, and the challenger hits the Light-Heavyweight Champion with a couple quick elbows before backing up and nailing a running knee right to the head of 50CENTAVOS. Akira eyes Toby Yoyo nearing her, and the referee does, too, and Brown forces Yoyo back to 50's corner as Akira starts a running charge at FIDDY. Akira at full speed, but FIDDY pops out of the corner, low dropkick to Akira brings her hard to the concrete, she gets up to a knee and FIDDY is there with the shining kenka kick, with the added bonus of smashing Akira's head into the guard rail!

FIDDY rolls back into the ring and takes a moment to recoup, and Akira straggles up and rolls into the ring as the referee makes the 18-count. FIDDY closes in on Blaze as she tries to get back to her feet, and FIDDY catches her with a snap suplex. Elbow drop from FIDDY, and another, and another. FIDDY pulls Akira up and nails a DDT. FIDDY takes to the ropes, senton splash on his way back. FIDDY rolls right over for the cover; one, two-- flat two!

FIDDY helps Akira to her feet, Irish whip, Akira running back and 50CENTAVOS connects with the Tec 9 [Muso]!! FIDDY covers; one, two, th-- kickout!!

FIDDY whips Akira into the corner and charges in after, but Akira pops out and catches FIDDY with an overhead belly-to-belly, catching him in the turnbuckles and landing him on his head!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!!1 FIDDY CENTAVOS COULD BE OUT! LANDING ON YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT CAN'T BE GOOD! I WOULD KNOW!!

[Miles:] That explains so much!

[Jr.:] ... I want Visper to come back and do commentary with me.

Akira pulls FIDDY away from the ropes and covers; one, two, thre-- kickout!!

Backdrop from Blaze, Akira follows up with a lightning-quick DDT. Akira with a quick springboard off the ropes, springboard elbow drop from Akira Blaze misses! FIDDY rolled out of the way, and now he's back to his feet, setting Akira up on the top turnbuckle. He grabs her, trying to set Akira up for a superplex, but Akira breaks his grapple and-- SWINGING DDT!!



Swinging DDT from the top rope, and 50CENTAVOS is drilled into the mat! Akira is in pain, too, and she slowly crawls over for the cover; one, two, thr-- KICKOUT!!

[Miles:] Oh, my!! I don't know how 50CENTAVOS kicked out of that! I don't know how 50CENTAVOS is still conscious!!

FIDDY doesn't get up that quick, but Akira pulls him to his feet so that she can snap suplex him back to the mat. Akira stomps away at FIDDY, and as he gets back to his feet, Akira takes to the ropes and connects with a jumping knee. FIDDY bounces up, and Akira lays into him with a hard slap and an elbow smash, nasty back drop follows up, and Blaze locks in a Boston half crab. 50CENTAVOS struggles to try and get out of the hold, and Akira is trying to just pull that leg off, but FIDDY pulls the referee in close to him, and Toby Yoyo is in the ring, SPEAR!! SPEAR TO AKIRA BLAZE!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!!1 50CENTAVOS AND TOBY YOYO SHOWING THEIR TRUE COLORS!!1 YOYO WITH A VICIOUS SPEAR ON AKIRA BLAZE, TRYING TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T WIN THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! THIS IS A SHAM!

Yoyo rolls out of the ring and slinks back to FIDDY's corner, and FIDDY gets up out of the Boston crab looking a lot more confident. He stalks behind Akira as she gets to her feet-- Mossburg Suplex [Dragon Suplex]! One, two, thre------ KICKOUT!

Akira slowly getting to her feet, FIDDY off the ropes, 50CENTAVOS CONNECTS WITH THE 9MM [Running STO]!! 9MM! 9MM!! FIDDY pops back to his feet and runs to the ropes again, and as Akira starts to sit up, 50CENTAVOS WITH THE CONCUSSION KING KICK!! FIDDY covers; one, two, THREE!!



50CENTAVOS wins by pinfall to retain the Light-Heavyweight Championship
Time: 16:45

[Jr.:] THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!1 50CENTAVOS HAD HIS LACKEY CHEAT TO HELP HIM KEEP THE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!1 HE SHOULD BE STRIPPED OF THE TITLE!!1

[Miles:] By hook or by crook, 50CENTAVOS is still the New Damage Prowrestling Light-Heavyweight Champion! The split-second assist by the big man, the enforcer, Toby Yoyo, made all the difference here, giving 50CENTAVOS the opportunity to take out Akira and retain the Championship here tonight!

[Jr.:] Akira Blaze has to be mad! This is the second time that FIDDY has screwed her out of the Light-Heavyweight Championship, and that can not sit well with her! We're not sure who the new Number 1 Contender to the Light-Heavyweight Championship is, but you better believe that Akira Blaze is going to do what she has to in order to reclaim not only that slot, but also the Light-Heavyweight Championship!

[Miles:] Even through her mask, the look of frustration is evident, and-- OH, MY! Akira Blaze just went after Toby Yoyo!




Indeed she did! Akira with a swan dive plancha onto Toby Yoyo! Yoyo cost her the match, and she seems to want to show the big man the error of his ways! Akira back to her feet quickly, and she starts to kick away at the downed Toby Yoyo, until 50CENTAVOS charges her from behind and nails her with that bulletproof vest! Akira falls hard, and Yoyo gets back to his feet, and the two members of G-Unit are PISSED!! FIDDY shouts at her "You lost! You lost, chica! Ain't no reason to take it out on everybody!", shoving the Light-Heavyweight Championship belt in her face, as Yoyo grabs her and rolls her into the ring. Yoyo and FIDDY get into the ring, and Toby starts to kick and stomp at Akira, and as FIDDY continues to taunt Blaze, Toby Yoyo pulls her to her feet and sets her up for the Spinning Doctor Bomb he calls "Right Thurr", but he looks up and suddenly stops, throwing Akira to the ground as G-Unit quickly exits the ring-- The Flash Senshi! THE FLASH SENSHI?!? Princess Aika, Charcoal Lady, and Tuxedo Kazen storm the ring, and the two speaking members of the group start yelling at G-Unit, inviting them back into the ring, but FIDDY and Toby decide to leave this one as it is, heading back up the ramp as 50CENTAVOS holds the Light-Heavyweight Championship high in the air. "WHACHU GONNA DO, CHICAS?!" he yells, but as Tuxedo Kazen and Charcoal Lady still invite him for a fight, Akira Blaze is getting back to her feet in the middle of the ring, holding her neck. She quickly spots Princess Aika standing before her, and gets in a defensive stance, but Princess Aika shakes her head and... offers her hand? Akira doesn't exactly look like the most trusting person in the world right now, but Princess Aika explains that all she's been trying to do is help, and that as long as 50CENTAVOS has the Light-Heavyweight Championship, none of them are safe. Or... something like that. Whatever she said seems to've worked, however, and Akira extends her hand, shaking Princess Aika's! The crowd cheers, and Charcoal Lady and Tuxedo Kazen quickly approach Akira Blaze, shaking her hand as well!



[Miles:] What an... unusual chain of events here! Princess Aika and the Flash Senshi coming to the aid of Akira Blaze! After some of the matches Princess Aika and Akira Blaze've had, I'd have never expected to see them shaking hands in the middle of the ring!

[Jr.:] I thought, at best, the Flash Senshi might be just returning the favor from a few shows ago, where Akira Blaze helped save the Flash Senshi from a similar situation! But, Princess Aika and Akira Blaze seem to be on the same page now, and that's just inspiring!

[Miles:] But, at the end of the day, 50CENTAVOS is still the Light-Heavyweight Champion, and Princess Aika and Akira Blaze aren't the only two in NDP that want to change that!

[motosada]

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[Jr.:] Our next match features one of the most contemptuous grapplers ever to step into the ring, and a newcomer to New Damage Prowrestling, the OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly.

[Miles:] Holly made a surprise debut at our last SuperCard Event, FORSAKEN, and defeated the "Queen of Professional Wrestling". Kaori protests, saying that she'd have won the match if she was prepared for Holly instead of her original opponent, but "would have" won't put a notch in that win column. Holly has really got under the skin of Kaori NiGHT, as well as a few other members of the roster, and Kaori will surely be looking to avenge her loss at FORSAKEN here tonight.

[Jr.:] Any way you cut it, this fight is gonna be nasty. And not just because we're going to have to disinfect the ring after Holly's out of it, but because these two genuinely hate each other. Not that it's hard to dislike Holly. Since coming to NDP, she's committed some very heinous acts, even attacking an older gentleman at ringside! She's a bah gawd JEZEBEL!

[Miles:] Dah! That is loud! Don't do that!

"SAVE_US" does not appear on the Arenascreen, because even Kaori NiGHT knows when to stop ripping off of poor Chris Jericho! Kaori NiGHT's own Queen of the World hits the PA system, bringing out the Undisputed Queen of Professional Wrestling, who seems to have finally regained her sense and stopped bleaching her hair that unbecoming blonde. The dark dark dark brown locks of the Undisputed Queen of Professional Wrestling, Kaori NiGHT, along with her new metallic blue outfit, have totally ruined the image I made for this match! I'm pissed! And just when I think I couldn't get much madder, The Offspring's Kick Him When He's Down hits the arena, bringing out the loathed OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly! Boo! Hiss! The still-blonde and still-green-clad Holly makes her way to the ring, spitting on fans and kicking small children. Which means that NDP is going to have to pay for 20-some people to be tested for VD! This is horrible!


Referee: Corrine Whal

The bell rings, and referee Corrine Whal might as well have just light the fuse to a BIG POWDER KEG, as Kaori and Holly start punching, slapping, and kicking each other like there's no tomorrow! Kaori drops and throws Holly overhead with a fireman's carry, and begins kicking the downed Holly in the head! Holly covers up, so Kaori begins kicking and stomping at Holly's midsection, kicking loud enough for the sound to ring out through the arena, and Holly scurries out of the ring as fast as she can! Holly lands on the outside, holding her sides as she gets back to her feet, and Kaori has already bounced off the far side's ropes, charging at Holly and doing a beautiful corkscrew tope, connecting and sending Holly crashing into the guardrail!

[Jr.:] Nice flying takedown from Kaori NiGHT! And she lands on her feet! Must be cuz she's part FOX!!

[Miles:] ... Wait, what? It's cats that always land on their feet!

[Jr.:] Oh. Then... What do foxes do?

[Miles:] I... I don't know. I'm have a degree in journalism, not zoology!

Kaori is pretty fired up, and as Holly starts to get to her feet, Kaori rushes toward her and connects with a sick dropkick, sending Holly flying into a completely different guardrail!! Kaori starts laying kicks into Holly, then grabs her by the hair and rolls the OG-Joshi World Champion into the ring. Kaori hops up on the apron, pulls back on the ropes, and Kaori slingshots herself over the top rope, senton to Holly misses! Holly rolled out of the way, back outside the ring, and she quickly slides back in to begin beating down Kaori NiGHT! Holly stomps at Kaori, then starts pulling her hair before choking her! The ref starts the DQ-count, and Holly lets go at 4. A hard slap to Kaori from Holly, and Holly Irish whips Kaori into the ropes, leapfrog, and as Kaori comes back at her, Holly turns and jumps backward, using her ass as a battering ram to knock Kaori to the mat! Another Irish whip from Holly, and she takes Kaori down with a lariat. Sleeper hold on Kaori, in the middle of the ring, and Kaori seems quite stuck. She grabs at Holly's arms, trying to break the sleeper, but Holly tightens it, yelling at the top of her lungs, too, and it seems to be putting Kaori out! Holly continues to wrench the sleeper, Kaori fading more and more, but she suddenly starts to rock back-and-forth, a desperate last attempt to get out of the hold! Holly shakes her head, yelling "No! NO!", but Holly doesn't seem to be able to stop Kaori from getting to a vertical base, and even with the sleeper hold still applied, Kaori begins slamming elbows into Holly's midsection, causing Holly to lose her hold! Kaori runs to the ropes, but Holly reaches out and grabs Kaori's hair, yanking her down to the mat! The referee reprimands Holly, but Holly responds by yelling "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, WHORE!", and she begins stomping away at Kaori.

Holly takes to the ropes, and Kaori starts to sit up, only to be met by a basement dropkick to her head! Holly stomps Kaori's knees, and she applies the rarely-seen muffler stretch, hanging Kaori in the air by her knee! Holly adds insult to injury by placing a foot firmly on Kaori's hair then standing up to pull Kaori up, trying to pull clumps of Kaori's hair out of her head! Kaori is in pain, yelling loudly, cursing at Holly, and she manages to get her other leg up around Holly's neck. She swings around, getting her back on the mat and pulling Holly in close enough to start laying in with heavy punches! Holly tries to pull away, but Kaori holds on as best she can, and Holly eventually reaches forward, grabs Kaori by her outfit, and lifts Kaori into the air before slamming her down with a disturbingly nasty powerbomb!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! WELCOME TO CONCUSSION CITY! POPULATION: KAORI NiGHT!

Holly gloats over the fallen Kaori, playing to the crowd, and covers Kaori with her foot; one, two-- kickout!

Holly yells at the referee, but the ref says her count was even. Holly continues to argue, but stops suddenly when her head is introduced to the mat by a Kaori NiGHT DDT! Kaori pulls Holly up, connects with a few elbows, and then sends Holly to the ropes, scoring with a spinning back kick, taking to the ropes as Holly gets up to return Holly's basement dropkick! Regifting a dropkick to the head! What a world!

Holly is helped to her feet by Kaori, who walks Holly over to the corner and throws her in, but Holly blocks, throws Kaori in instead, and a rope burn by Holly! Holly laughs as she drags Kaori's head along the top rope, and then takes the Queen of Pro Wrestling down with a spinning backhand chop! Leg drop from Holly, and she roughly pulls Kaori to her feet, Irish whip into the corner is reversed, and Kaori with a cartwheel, backflip, MULE KICK! LONDART KICK FROM KAORI!!



Holly bounces out of the corner, hitting the mat hard, and Kaori takes to the ropes, connecting with a senton splash! Holly up, Kaori with a backdrop takes her back down. Knee to the midsection followed by a sole butt, Kaori closes in on Holly, but she quickly pops up and takes Kaori down by sweeping Kaori's leg with her arm! Holly kicks at the leg of Kaori NiGHT, nails an elbow drop onto the knee, and as Kaori starts to get up, Holly kicks Kaori in the knee hard enough to knock her to the mat! Kaori tries fighting back with chops, but another spinning backhand chop from Holly is followed by another arm sweep, and Holly starts grinding her boot on Kaori's face! The referee backs Holly off, and as Kaori gets back up, Holly kicks her knee out again, and applies the H-Lock 69 [Reverse Figure Four]!



Kaori's in trouble, but she almost immediately starts to drag herself to the ropes, having to pull Holly's weight along with her, and she finally gets to the glorious ropes, as the referee forces Holly to break the H-Lock 69!

Holly is less than pleased, but she lets go of the hold, giving Kaori a stiff high kick as the Queen of Professional Wrestling gets to her feet! Kaori's knocked into the corner, and Holly heads to the center of the ring, space rolling elbow from Holly! Kaori stumbles out of the ring, Loser's Lunch!!



Loser's Lunch from Holly! Holly covers; one, two, thr-- Holly breaks the pin!

Holly laughs in the referee's face and flips her off as Whal tries to admonish Holly from breaking up her own pin. Holly stands up, and stomps at Kaori for a moment before dropping down near Kaori's head and beginning to grind her forearm into Kaori's face! Holly laughs more as she digs her forearm across Kaori's eyes, and Whal yells at Holly to knock it off, starting a dq-count, and Holly breaks it at 4 again, flipping off Whal again in the process. Holly gets back up, grabs Kaori by the hair, and slaps her repeatedly as she yanks Kaori to her feet. Suplex from Holly, and she kicks again at Kaori's knee. Kaori gets back up, slowly, and Holly quickly Irish whips NiGHT to the ropes, scoring a drop toe hold on Kaori. Holly yanks Kaori back to her feet, tries for a suplex, but Kaori hooks her leg. Kaori attempts a suplex, but Holly floats over, grabs Kaori for a back drop, but Kaori drops an elbow on Holly's neck, snapmare take over form NiGHT, and she sits Holly up before laying in with some hard kicks to Holly's spine, yelling at the top of her lungs! Holly scrambles to her feet, and Kaori quickly catches her with the Flashback [Sleeper Drop]! Kaori takes to the ropes, NiGHTSault! One, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!1

[Jr.:] The resilience of the OG-Joshi World Champion! Kaori picked up so much momentum so quickly, nailing Holly with a huge barrage of moves in such a short period of time, and Holly was still able to kick out of the NiGHTSault! Incredible!

[Miles:] I'm guessing that things like that are why she's the OG-Joshi World Champion!

Back drop from Kaori, and she quickly follows up with a German suplex. Holly starts to get back to her feet, and Kaori begins laying in with heavy kicks to Holly's midsection, fireman's carry roll from Kaori! Kaori to the ropes, flashing elbow drop connects! Kaori pulls Holly to her feet, but Holly with an elbow to the midsection cuts Kaori off, and Holly is quick to stuff Kaori's head into her trunks! No, seriously! Holly going for the Muff Driver, but Kaori manages to keep Holly from getting Kaori in position, Kaori gets her feet back on the mat, stands up with her head still stuck in Holly's tights-- BULL'S POSIDEON! BULL'S POSIDEON FROM KAORI NiGHT!



The impact helps Kaori get her head out of Holly's trunks, leaving NiGHT gasping for fresh air as Holly's body ragdolls to the mat. Kaori rolls over for the pin; one, two, three!!1

Kaori NiGHT wins by pinfall
Time: 16:52

[Miles:] And with that rather disgusting display, Kaori NiGHT defeats Holly! She set out to prove that Holly was messing with the wrong HUGE International Pop Star, and she did!

[Jr.:] That Muff Driver of Holly's is a terrible, terrible move - probably because that muff of Holly's is a terrible, terrible place - but Kaori NiGHT somehow was able to avoid being driven on her head! Always a good thing!

[Miles:] I... can't believe you just said that. I think I'm going to be sick! Oh... Oh, God.

[Jr.:] I... I thought it was common knowledge that being dropped on your head was bad...

[Miles:] Not that! I BETTER BE GETTING A BIG, FAT PAYCHECK FOR THIS! ... What? What? I'm... I'm being told by the production truck that everyone else had to hear it, too, so I better shut up. HEY! NOT FUNNY, GUYS!

Holly slowly comes to, shaking her head, and as she hears Kaori's entrance music playing, she realizes what happened. She jumps to her feet, in complete disbelief that she was pinned, and grabs at the referee, yelling at her "What did you do?! WHAT HAPPENED?!" Corrine Whal shoves Holly away and shouts "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, WHORE!" Holly just stands in the middle of the ring, slack-jawed, in complete disbelief over the events that have transpired!

[motosada]

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[Jr.:] While they're disinfecting the ring, why don't we talk about our next match?

[Miles:] Anything to get talk of Holly's no-no parts out of my head!

[Jr.:] Jason Wesley is a walking grudge factory, it seems! He returned to New Damage Prowrestling at Evolution.R, beating his long-time rival Flip Staley, and then set out on a personal crusade to get rid of people he thinks are messing NDP up! He picked Mr. E to be his next target, but Mr. E wasn't exactly up to the idea of rolling over for Jason Wesley!

[Miles:] Ever since Jason Wesley's declaration, he and Mr. E have been at each other's throats. They've brawled and beaten each other around the arena every time they've crossed paths, and I'd wager that Mr. E might've gotten the best kind of revenge possible against Jason Wesley; the giant cheque that Wesley carried with him when he returned to NDP, was lost after Mr. E threw it into the crowd during one of their brawls!

[Jr.:] That cheque was for $65,000, and half of that was Jason Wesley's! And since that cheque was thrown out into the crowd, Jason has seemed more determined than ever before to beat Mr. E into the trauma ward!

[Miles:] On the last episode of Maelstrom, Jason and Mr. E finally managed to keep themselves in check long enough for a match to take place, and it ended when Jason Wesley made Mr. E tap out with a key lock! Nobody saw that one coming at all, and even though Mr. E and Jason were absolutely brutal to each other during that entire match, somehow, Jason came out on top! Even though that match was a long, long, LONG time ago [moto note: FUCK YOU, MILES!], that's got to give Jason at least a mental edge here!

[Jr.:] He'll need it, that's for sure! He certainly doesn't seem to have much of a physical edge over the man-mountain that is Mr. E!

A correction, fans! It seems that, this entire time, we've been getting the name of Mr. E's entrance music wrong! Hey, this kind of thing happens! The name of the track is Vesti la Giubba from the opera Il Pagliacci, so you can see how we made the mistake! I hope. Anyway, I bring all this up because Vesti la Giubba just happens to be playing in the arena right now, bringing out the Violence Tenor, Mr. E! Wearing top hat and cape, the aristocratic aggressor makes his way to the ring, entering the squared circle and taking great care in handing his cape and top hat to the referee for this match, Christopher Speil. As Mr. E finishes, Cold's Remedy blares through the arena, and Jason Wesley makes his entrance into the arena! Jason takes his time heading to the ring, sauntering and hamming it up with the fans. He enters the ring, jawjacking Mr. E, and the referee rings the bell to start this one off!


Referee: Christopher Speil

As the bell rings, Mr. E and Jason Wesley charge each other, letting the fists fly! Lefts, rights, lefts, rights, lefts, it's insane brawling madness! Wesley gets the upper hand with a European uppercut, but it only lasts a quick second before Mr. E scores with a normal ol' uppercut! Forward fall suplex from Mr. E, and Jason is back to his feet quick enough to get caught by a fallaway slam! Jason rolls out of the ring, he can't believe what's happening to him, and Mr. E taunts him to step back into the ring. Jason steps toward the apron, and Mr. E is right there to welcome him, so Jason backs off. He yells at the referee to back Mr. E off, and Speil complies, allowing Jason to get back into the ring after plenty of stalling.

Jason back into the ring, and he and Mr. E go right back for it, but Jason changes plans and hits a drop toe hold, jumping forward and trying to grab at Mr. E's arms for somethin', but it doesn't work out quite that easily as Mr. E shoves Jason off and rolls out of the way. Jason and E are back up, and Mr. E levels Jason with a lariat! Mr. E drops down and beings laying into Jason with heavy rights and elbows, until referee Chris Speil gets to the 4-count of that ever unpopular DQ-count. Mr. E gets off Jason Wesley, but stomps at him, giving JW a kick in the noggin as he starts to get up. Jason does a slow fall to the mat, and rolls out of the ring, holding his head and yelling at the referee to keep Mr. E in the ring. Mr. E stands in the center of the ring, and Jason takes a good 9-count to get back into the ring. Jason is up, and Mr. E is right there to greet him with a scoop slam. Another scoop slam, and Mr. E drops a knee on Jason's head. Mr. E drops down and locks in a chin lock, planting a knee right along Jason's spine, wrenching back like he's trying to remove Jason's head from his body! Jason grabs at Mr. E's hands, trying to break the hold, but he panics a bit and starts flailing, getting a foot in the ropes!

[Miles:] Jason Wesley might be out of sorts after that big knee drop. He was right near the ropes the whole time, but he might not've been able to tell, and he wasn't able to get there until he panicked. If Mr. E keeps up this level of pressure, he might just win this one.

Mr. E pulls JW to his feet, Irish whip from the Violence Tenor, Mr. E tries to destroy Jason with another lariat, but Jason ducks, off the ropes again, Jason with a double leg takedown out of nowhere, but Mr. E kicks him off! Fireman's carry and stomping from Mr. E, another Irish whip, and Mr. E connects with a big boot! Jason back to his feet, and Mr. E drops him with another lariat! Jason bounces hard on the mat, but scrambles to his feet, JW scores a couple elbows, Irish whip reversed, Mr. E standing mid-ring as Jason runs back at him, Samoan drop from Mr. E! JW just got turned into a damn pancake! Mr. E starts pumping himself up as the crowd rips into him, and he whips Jason to the ropes, taking to them himself, and he just runs Jason over with a body splash! Hard scoop slam from Mr. E, and he mounts Jason again, laying in with more elbows, leaving Speil to administer the DQ-count, and Mr. E begs off at 4. Mr. E pulls Jason to his feet, Jason scores a hard elbow, tries for an arm takeover, but Mr. E just kinda stands there as Jason strains to throw the behemoth until Mr. E clubs him on the shoulder and does an amateur wrestling takedown. Mr. E floats over into a front facelock, but Jason manages to turn the tables on Mr. E, flipping Mr. E over and getting into the guard position, jumping over and locking in the Udehishigi [Jujigatame]!!



Mr. E starts scrambling, trying to get to the ropes, trying to do anything to get out of the Udehishigi that Jason Wesley is wrenching in to break the arm of Mr. E, and Mr. E finally crawls to the ropes, forcing a break!

[Jr.:] Jason Wesley might still be in this one after all! Mr. E bit off more than he could chew there by trying to play cage fighter, and Jason Wesley was able to turn that around quick as a hiccup!

[Miles:] Jason Wesley is no stranger to the world of mixed martial-arts, and that experience paid off for him big time here.

[Jr.:] The question is, though, can that one reversal of fortune be enough for the $32,500 Man?

Jason heads in and starts laying into Mr. E with heavy elbows and the occasional kick, backing the big man into the corner and hammering away. The ref forces the rope break, and Jason walks back toward the center of the ring, only to charge in and nail Mr. E with a jumping knee! Mr. E staggers out of the corner, Jason grabs him and shoves him into the ropes, Mr. E bounces off, release German suplex! Jason with elbows to the downed Mr. E, JW hops off, takes to the ropes, big jumping knee to the head of Mr. E! Jason pulls E back up, Irish whip, spine bomb! One, two, t-- kickout!

Mr. E slowly getting back up, and Jason scores with an enzuigiri! Mr. E spins around from the enzuigiri, and Jason with a dragon suplex; one, two, thr-- KICKOUT!

Jason and Mr. E are back up, and Mr. E takes Jason down with another lariat, outta nowhere! Mr. E pulls Jason up, and Mr. E scores with the Dominator! Mr. E takes a moment to regain his composure, going over to Jason Wesley-- MISTAKE! Jason grabs Mr. E's arm and locking in the Hanging Udehishigi!



Mr. E tries backpedaling, but Jason stays clamped on, so Mr. E changes tactics from flight to fight, grabbing Jason and lifting him into the air, droppin' him on his head!! That quite effectively breaks the Hanging Udehishigi, and Jason rolls around on the mat, cradling his head. Mr. E takes to the ropes, EARTHQUAKE SPLASH! Mr. E hooks the leg; one, two, thre--- KICKOUT!

Mr. E pulls Jason up, and Mr. E hoists Jason into a fireman's carry.. MAMMOTH BUSTER!! OH GOD MAMMOTH BUSTER!!



ONE, TWO, THRE-- KICKOUT!!

[Miles:] Oh, my! OH, MY! How did Jason Wesley kick out of the mammoth buster! Mr. E dropped Jason with enough force to crack concrete, and Jason Wesley somehow had the wherewithal to kick out! Amazing!

Mr. E hasn't given up on winning this one. E stomps at Jason, then drops knees across Jason's chest. Mr. E pulls Jason up, Mr. E going for the fallaway slam again, but as he tries to toss Jason overhead, Jason spins around in mid-air and catches Mr. E with a disturbingly sick-angled DDT!

[Jr.:] AND JASON WESLEY SPIKES MR. E LIKE A BRACELET FROM HOT TOPIC!! MAH GOD!!1

[Miles:] ... How do you even know what Hot Topic is?

Mr. E looks quite out of it. Maybe. That mask makes it difficult to see things. Jason crawls over for the cover; one, two, thre-- kickout!

Jason pulls Mr. E up to his feet, tries for an Irish whip, but Mr. E somehow sends him packing toward the corner. Mr. E charges in, goes a big elbow smash, but Jason rolls out of the way and E collides with the turnbuckles! Jason scores with elbow after elbow-- ROOOOLLLLLLLLING ELBOOOOOW!! Jason pulls Mr. E up, shoves him into the corner and sets him up top, Jason going for a Super Wrist Clutch Exploder, but Mr. E starts headbutting Jason, trying to block the move, and Mr. E gets out, grabs Jason by the neck-- DIVING CHOKESLAM!!1



Jason folds up like an accordion, and Mr. E isn't in much better shape.

[Miles:] Amazing! That huge chokeslam from Mr. E, and they both took it pretty hard! Neither man has been able to get up after that diving chokeslam yet! This match could possibly end with a double count-out!

Indeed it may! Referee Speil starts the down count...

1...
2...
3...
4... Mr. E starts to stir, rolling around...
5... Jason Wesley starts crawling toward the ropes...
6...
7... Mr. E gets to a knee, and Jason Wesley starts pulling himself up with the ropes...
8... Both men are back to their feet!

Jason charges Mr. E, running cross chop from JW! Mr. E gets back to his feet quick, and Jason is already charging him from the ropes again, double leg takedown from Jason, jackknife pin; one, two, THREE!



Jason Wesley wins by pinfall
Time: 19:34

[Miles:] And that quick, Jason Wesley catches Mr. E off guard for the three count! Amazing!

[Jr.:] That's why he's the $32,500 Man! The Champified One! Our hero!

[Miles:] Uh... He can't hear you kissing his ass.

[Jr.:] Ah. Well, nevermind then!

Jason has his hand raised high in the middle of the ring, big grin on his face, soaking in his win and the adulation of the crowd. Mr. E rolls out of the ring, looking back at the victor, and the Violence Tenor does not seem happy.

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[Miles:] And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the ma--

[Jr.:] MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN EVENT!!1

[Miles:] ...

[Jr.:] HAH! That's MY line, new guy!

[Miles:] Fair enough. Before the fun starts, we're going to jabber on about this match, and things that you probably already know about it!

[Jr.:] As is our custom as sports broadcasters.

[Miles:] Exactly! The "Living Venus" Colleen has been a solid contender for the NDP Championship since its inception during the NDP Championship Tournament which began nearly four years ago. She was able to last until the final round of the tournament before being defeated by both Jason Wesley and the man that would go on to win that tournament and the NDP Championship, Flip Staley.

[Jr.:] She was even my prediction to win! Visper laughed at me during the first round, but she wasn't laughing so much when Colleen made it to the final round!

[Miles:] Good for you. While Flip Staley and Matt Shane feuded for the NDP Championship with Matt Shane eventually coming out on top, Colleen was reinventing herself and working her way up the ladder, and has earned her shot, tonight, to face the NDP Champion, Matt Shane, for the title.

[Jr.:] "The Living Venus" has been on a great roll since reinventing herself. She's beaten some of the top wrestlers not only in NDP, but in the world! Gene Starr, Mr. E, Orochi Geese, Twinky McLanahan... the lists goes on! And tonight, she plans to add "Matt Shane" to that list, and the NDP Championship around her waist!

[Miles:] Let's go to the introductions.

The camera cuts to the ring, where the still-to-be-named ring announcer stands, ready to get on with the show.

[Ring announcer:] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the maaaiiiin event! Tonight's main event is scheduled for one-fall, with a 60-minute time limit, and is for the New Damage Prowrestling Championship!

Shocknina's Woman's Cry hits the PA, and this brings the challenger to the NDP Championship, "The Living Venus" Colleen.



Colleen - obnoxiously wearing gold instead of white - marches down to the ring, looking confident, but perhaps a bit anxious. Followed down the ramp by Zachary Valentine, Colleen walks up the ring stairs, waiting for Valentine to hold the ropes open for her, and as she poses in the center of the ring, the crowd really lays into her. As she waits, light shining on her from above, her music fades, the lights dim, and Metallica's Battery begins to play in the arena. The crowd is fairly silent, and once the heavy part hits, the lights come back on and Matt Shane enters the arena, the NDP Championship around his waist, all sorts of new with Matt Shane, from his attire to new tattoos on his chest, causing an eruption in the crowd!



Matt walks toward the ring, slapping hands with the occasional fan, but he's looking very stoic, eyes focused on Colleen and the task at hand. Matt enters the ring, mounts a the far turnbuckle, takes the belt from around his waist and holds it in the air, and the crowd erupts again, Matt taking a long moment to revel in the cheers before he drops down. Colleen and Matt take their respective corners, and senior referee Frederick Awale receives the NDP Championship from Matt Shane before walking back to the center of the ring.

[Ring announcer:] First, introducing the challenger! From Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 5 feet, 3 inches tall, and weighing in at 1--

Colleen storms the ring announcer, grabbing him by his collar and pulling him in so she can say something in his ear. The ring announcer laughs, and a very upset Colleen punches him in the gut, knocking the wind out of him!

[Jr.:] Holy cow! Colleen assaulting the ring announcer! He was about to give her stats, but I guess she didn't want something said, and now, we might not have the ring announcer!

[Miles:] To heck with that, the show has to go on! SUCK IT UP!

The announcer does suck it up, Colleen going back to her corner, a big smile on her face. Zachary congratulates her, and the ring announcer prepares to continue.

[Ring announcer:] From Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 5 feet, 3 inches, and weighing in at 131 pounds, she is The Living Venus, Coooolllllllleeeeeeennn!!!

From the crowd comes a huge amount of white stream-- no! It's not streamers! It's rolls of toilet paper! The crowd is throwing toilet paper into the ring, and Colleen gets infuriated! She starts grabbing rolls, throwing them back into the crowd, and shouting obscenities at the crowd, and the crowd starts throwing the toilet paper back into the ring!

[Miles:] Unbelievable! Who brings toilet paper to a wrestling show?! Just to throw it during a wrestler's entrance?!

[Jr.:] You know... This... all seems oddly familiar.

Colleen continues tossing rolls of toilet paper back into the crowd, yelling at them about having no respect, telling them to get lives and girlfriends. A couple ringside attendants and photographers help remove the toilet paper, and once things have settled down, the ring announcer continues.

[Ring announcer:] And, from Cleveland, Ohio, standing 6 feet, 3 inches tall and weighing in at 228 lbs, he is the reigning New Damage Prowrestling Champion, he is Maaaaaattttt Shaaaaaaaaanneeeee!!!1

Blue and white streamers are thrown from behind Matt's corner as he poses, holding his arms up high as the crowd cheers. After a moment, the ring attendants start to remove the streamers, and the ring announcer exits the ring. Referee Frederick Awale displays the NDP Championship to Colleen, then to Matt Shane, and then raises it for the crowd to see. After a moment, he hands it to the time keeper, and then calls for the bell. It's time, as you know, for the main event!

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Referee: Frederick Awale

Colleen and Matt Shane close in on each other, both of them a bit apprehensive. They tease a test of strength, go for the collar-and-elbow, and each tries to jockey for control, but it's the larger Matt Shane that wins out, forcing Colleen back into the corner. Referee Frederick Awale forces a break, and Matt Shane complies-- and Colleen slaps him across the face! Colleen looks infuriated, and starts laying into Matt Shane with toe kicks, scoring a European uppercut to take Shane down to the mat. Matt's back up, Colleen with an armwringer, Matt reverses it on her and pulls Colleen toward the middle of the ring, and Colleen tries to get to the ropes to no avail, trying to run to the next side of the ring, but Matt stays right on that beautiful NDP logo mid-ring, leaving Colleen just far enough to not get a rope break. Matt pulls Colleen in, changing to a hammerlock, and Colleen quickly tries to get her hand up behind Matt Shane's head, and when that doesn't work Colleen starts elbowing him in the side, and that brings Matt down enough for Colleen to get her hand behind his head. Colleen throws herself backward over Matt, landing on her feet and forcing Matt to bridge backward, but before she can drop him with the reverse DDT she's likely trying for, Matt spins around and pops back for a hammerlock northern lights suplex!

Colleen pops out before a fall can be counted, and as both get back to their feet, Matt Shane scores a cyclone whip. A second cyclone whip from the Champ. Irish whip from Matt Shane, powerslam from Matt Shane, and he's up quickly with a guillotine leg drop across the neck of Colleen. Colleen quickly exits the ring, sliding under the ropes, coughing and yelling to the referee about Matt doing unnecessary damage to her throat. Awale tries to get Colleen back into the ring, starting a ring-out count, and Colleen hops back onto the apron before re-entering the ring, but keeping herself hooked on the ropes. Matt approaches, and Colleen quickly ducks back into the ropes, yelling at Awale to keep him back. Colleen re-enters the ring and tries to get a cheap shot on Matt, but Matt saw it coming a mile away, blocking the punch and headbutting Colleen! Colleen fires back with a punch, and now the two are going at it like a pair of Golden Gloves! Colleen scores a knuckle arrow, right between the eyes of the NDP Champion and misses a discus lariat, Matt Shane scooping her up and hitting a back drop! Vertical suplex from Matt Shane. Matt pulls Colleen to her feet, Irish whip into the corner is reversed, but Matt runs up the turnbuckle and flips out, landing on his feet-- right into a running dropkick from Colleen, knocking him right into the turnbuckle! Shane bounces out, back drop from Colleen, and the Living Venus sits him up and starts kicking at his back.

Colleen mounts and starts laying into Shane with punches, and when the ref forces Colleen to get off him, Colleen stomps at Shane before pulling him up and hitting a vertical suplex. Irish whip from Colleen, Matt off the ropes and Colleen ducks down, back up as Matt comes back off the ropes again, and Colleen scores a sidewalk slam. Matt back to his feet, Colleen with another vertical suplex. Colleen waiting for Matt to get back up, and she locks in a stretch plum.



Matt's near the ropes, trying to reach out and grab at them, but before he's able, Colleen stands up and reaches down, turning him around into a pendulum backbreaker!



[Miles:] Wow! I didn't see that coming from Colleen! She basically flipped Matt Shane up into the air, and then brought him down into a pendulum backbreaker, all out of that submission maneuver! I've never seen anything like it!

Colleen with another pendulum backbreaker, and as Matt holds his back on the mat, Colleen quickly drops an elbow on his chest, and then locks in a torture cobra twist on the mat. Colleen applies more pressure, shoving Matt's head one way and pulling the rest of his body another. Matt's free foot is trying to get to the ropes it seems, but he's stuck in place pretty good, especially when Colleen leans forward and adds more pressure. The ref is in to check on Matt, but the NDP Champion doesn't seem too keen on this whole "giving up" thing, raking the eyes of Colleen and causing the Living Venus to release the hold! Colleen holds her face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and she grabs Awale by his collar, demanding that he disqualify Matt Shane for attacking her beautiful face. Awale reminds her that she can't win the title on a disqualification, so she angrily turns to face Matt Shane, met with a barrage of punches to the head from the NDP Champion! Matt Shane with a kick to the gut of Colleen, and he pulls her into a fireman's carry-- Matt Shane with the AcuPUNKture!



Colleen lands high on her neck and Shane covers; one, two, th-- Kickout!!

[Jr.:] MATT SHANE'S ACUPUNKTURE NEARLY ENDS THIS ONE! That Fireman's Carry Stunner nearly put Colleen out and ended tonight early, ladies and gentlemen!

[Miles:] There's very few better indicators of how much "The Living Venus" wants to become NDP Champion than her kicking out of the AcuPUNKture, ladies and gentlemen! Especially given how she landed, right on her neck like that! It's a small miracle that she wasn't paralyzed!

[Jr.:] That AcuPUNKture has put away quite a few of Matt Shane's opponents, and, in fact, has even defeated Colleen in the past! So, if anybody knows the dangers associated with the move, it's "The Living Venus"!

Matt Shane's not out of tricks just yet. He grabs Colleen, pulls her to her feet, standing scissors from Matt and he yanks Colleen into the air for the black tiger bomb, but Colleen slips off his shoulders and hits a sickening DDT!



Colleen covers; one, two-- flat two!

Not to be discouraged, Colleen whips Matt to the ropes, Matt comes back with a flying cross chop, but Colleen ducks, takes to the ropes, and hits another huge dropkick, knocking Matt halfway across the ring! Matt slowly back to his feet, and Colleen is quickly there with a waterwheel spinebuster. Colleen covers; one, two-- Matt gets his foot on the ropes!

[Miles:] And there is a very good indicator of how much Matt Shane wants to remain NDP Champion! The ring awareness of Matt Shane is second to few in this business. He just always seems to know where he is in the confines of the squared circle, and he seemed to know he was close enough to the ropes without needing to look! That is the mark of a Champion, ladies and gentlemen.

Colleen with another pendulum backbreaker, and follows that up by jumping and dropping her entire weight, knees first, across Matt Shane's back. Colleen makes her way to the corner, climbing up the ropes fast as she can manage, and executes a beautiful arching moonsault that connects across Matt Shane's back!

[Jr.:] And the moonsault from "The Living Venus" is second-to-none! Colleen seems to have settled on a definite game plan here tonight, and she's working over the back of Matt Shane quite expertly. The backbreakers, the submission maneuvers, and even some of her basic attacks, are all aimed at weakening the back of Matt Shane.

[Miles:] And weakening the back of Matt Shane has two advantages for Colleen. First, that will set Matt Shane up for that damaging HalfTamer submission move of her, and may also prevent the NDP Champion from using some of the bigger moves in his arsenal, including the Punk Buster!

[Jr.:] And no doubt that Colleen wants to avoid the Punk Buster!

Colleen pulls Matt back to his feet, Matt with a go-behind, and he whips Colleen into the ropes, shoulder throw from Matt Shane, and Colleen goes sailing away... over the top rope to the outside!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!!1

[Miles:] OH, MY!

[Jr.:] MATT SHANE JUST THREW COLLEEN OVER THE ROPES, AND SHE LANDED HARD ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

Colleen is on the outside of the ring, cradling her shoulder, and as she sits up, using the guard rail for support, her shoulder looks a little... lumpy. She's screaming out quite loud, and the trainers head from the back along with a couple referees to take a look at her, with Zachary Valentine hovering behind them. Matt Shane stays in the center of the ring, held back by Awale, as one of the trainers is talking to Colleen.

[Jr.:] What... What happened? Did she break her arm or something?

[Miles:] I think she might've dislocated her shoulder. That's not a very good feeling.

[Jr.:] So, is the match going to continue?

[Miles:] The trainers are checking on her to see if she can continue.

Colleen suddenly grabs the trainer by his shirt and yells at him "JUST PUT IT BACK IN PLACE, YOU STUPID @#%$!" and the two argue for a moment, the trainer saying he can't and Colleen just yelling obscenities and threats at him until he complies, apparently relocating Colleen's shoulder, and Colleen letting out a wild scream, I guess to let us know it worked.

[Jr.:] WOW! DISGUSTING! But what resolve from "The Living Venus"! That landing must've dislocated her shoulder, and she... she just yelled at the trainers until they relocated it!

[Miles:] Dislocating and relocating your shoulder are two experiences you don't really want to have if you can avoid it, and Colleen seems prepared to continue this match to its end after having her shoulder dislocated!

Zachary Valentine helps Colleen back to her feet, giving her a pep talk before she re-enters the ring. Colleen seems to be smiling in spite of just having dislocated her shoulder and having it painfully put back in place, and she's egging Matt Shane to bring it. Collar-and-elbow tie-up from the two, Colleen with an armwringer, Shane turns it back on her and delivers an elbow to Colleen's shoulder! Colleen turns around and yells at Shane "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" and Matt shrugs his shoulders and says "Fair game," just before knocking Colleen to the mat with a hard right! Colleen's back up quick, another right from Matt knocks her down, and Colleen bounces up just as quick again into a lariat from Shane! Colleen's a bit slower up this time, and Shane was waiting for her to deliver a release German suplex! Colleen back to her feet, Matt goes for a back drop but Colleen floats over, Colleen with a back grapple and Matt with a go-behind, surfboard stretch from Matt Shane!



[Miles:] You know, maybe it wasn't so smart for Colleen to continue this match after all. Her damaged shoulder has done nothing but give Matt Shane a giant target. He seems somewhat focused on re-dislocating her shoulder now!

Colleen is stuck away from the ropes, yelling "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" at the top of her lungs, in between groans and grunts of pain from Matt trying to tear her arm off. Zachary Valentine hops up on the apron, serving as a distraction for both Awale and Shane, giving Colleen a reprieve, and Valentine hops off the apron before Awale can yell at him or Shane can attack him. Colleen seems ready to continue, though, and as Matt turns back to her, she lays in with a barrage of punches, catches Matt with a European uppercut, and she takes to the ropes, hitting a jumping elbow smash to knock Matt down! Matt's back up, toe kick and a snap suplex from Colleen welcomes him back to his feet. Colleen pulls him up, Irish whip from Colleen, spinebuster from Colleen, and she grabs Matt's leg, turning him over for the HalfTamer! The Living Venus seems quite content with the idea of breaking Matt Shane in half, bending as low as she can to add pressure to the neck and back of Matt Shane, but Matt Shane's not out of this one yet, pushing himself up and throwing Colleen off! Colleen's the first one up, Irish whip, and Matt takes her down with a back elbow! Colleen up again, lariat takes her down, and a second, Matt off the ropes and he scores with the one-handed bulldog! Colleen cursing as she gets back to her feet-- SUPERKICK! MATT SHANE WITH THE SUPERKICK!!



Matt mounts the corner, 450° Splash from Matt Shane! NO! COLLEEN MOVED! Matt Shane eats canvas! Matt holding his chest and head, back toward the ropes, and Colleen is to her feet, she takes to the ropes and hits a picture perfect baseball slide to the chest of Matt Shane, knocking him out of the ring under the ropes! Colleen poses for the crowd laughing at Matt Shane and saying she hopes he dislocated his shoulder, and as Matt starts getting back to his feet at the referee's 5-count, Colleen runs across the ring, coming back and-- TOPE CON HILOOOOOO~~~!!



[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! COLLEEN RISKING LIFE AND LIMB TO TAKE OUT THE NDP CHAMPION!!

[Miles:]Colleen doesn't seem to've escaped the tope con hilo unscathed, but she's doing much better than Matt Shane, that's for sure! Colleen hit Matt Shane full-on, knocking him into the guard rail with Colleen right on top, which just adds to the potential concussion-causing-ness of having your head rammed into metal!

[Jr.:] You know, I'm thinking that by the end of this match, one of these two are going to be dead!

[Miles:] If Colleen tries anything like that tope con hilo again, you might not be far off!

Colleen might've landed on Matt Shane when they crashed into the guard rail, but after that, Colleen landed right back on her previously-dislocated shoulder! She's cursing up a storm, holding her shoulder and trying to not scream in pain, and she gets back to her feet in enough time to kick Matt Shane in the head a few times and roll back into the ring as Awale makes it to the 12-count. Colleen sees Matt Shane more-or-less incapacitated on the outside and rolls right back out, knowing she can't win the NDP Championship on a count-out victory, and she tries to pull him up by his tights with one arm, but it isn't doing much good. She grabs Matt and yanks him up to his feet with both arms, grimacing in pain as she does-- Matt Shane with the overhead kick, connecting with Colleen and staggering her into the guard rail!



Matt is back up, if not a bit woozy, and he kinda flops onto the apron and slides back into the ring at the 17-count. Colleen, hung up on the guard rail, gets up and gets back into the ring as fast as she can, getting in just after the 19-count!

[Miles:] Good ol' irony! Colleen, trying to ensure she won't lose her chance to become NDP Champion by Matt Shane being counted out, nearly costs herself the match by being counted out!

[motonote:] Deleted argument about the definition of "irony" goes here.

Colleen and Matt both take a good couple minutes to catch their wind. When they're back to their feet, a collar-and-elbow tie-up, Colleen gets under one of Matt's arms and hits the Rolling Chamber [H. Edge]! Colleen covers; one, two, thr-- KICKOUT!

Matt takes a moment to get up, and as he's back to his feet, Colleen is back off the ropes with the Jackpot [Lou Thesz Press]! One, two, thr-- Kickout!!

Colleen stays atop Shane and starts laying in with rights, busting the NDP Champion's nose in the process! Blood starts streaming from Matt's nose, getting all over Colleen's fist in the process. Colleen gets off Shane, staring at Matt's blood on her hand, and calls over Frederick Awale, and Colleen wipes her blood-covered hand off on Awale's referee shirt!

[Jr.:] Well, that's just tasteless!

[Miles:] hah I think it's kinda funny, personally.

Colleen with the "look how metro I am!" pose, laughing loudly as she covers Matt very lackadaisically; one, two, th-- kickout from Matt Shane. No real surprise there.

Colleen pulls Matt to his feet-- rolling prawn hold outta nowhere from Shane; one, two, THR-- kickout!

Colleen back up, but Matt Shane is right there-- German suplex from Shane! Matt rolls over, keeping his hands hooked as he stands back up, Dragon suplex! Matt rolls over again, keeping Colleen hooked as she gets back to his feet, hooking Colleen for the Tiger suplex, and Matt Shane nails the Chimeraplex II; one, two, THRE-- KICKOUT!!

[Miles:] Matt Shane almost had the win with the Chimeraplex II, but Colleen shows once again just how bad she wants to become NDP Champion by kicking out of the devastating trifecta of suplexes!

Matt Shane pulls Colleen up, moving her to the corner and setting her on top, Matt hooks her for the Punk Buster!



Colleen is trying to fight out of it, laying into Matt's head with punches, holding onto the ropes, but when Matt finally pulls her away from the corner, Colleen just kicks her legs hard as she can, breaking out of the clutch and landing behind Matt-- Colleen with the Blackjack [Full Nelson Atomic Bomb]!



Colleen holds her shoulder for a moment before grabbing at Matt's legs, hooking him up again for the HalfTamer!

[Miles:] Amazing! Colleen manages to escape from the Punk Buster, something I can't recall anyone else doing, ever, and has put Matt Shane in a bad position here! Matt's taken a lot of abuse to his bad over this match, and that Blackjack from Colleen couldn't have helped matters much!

[Jr.:] They're close to the ropes, but not close enough for Matt to just reach out and grab them, so Colleen is going to do all she can to make sure she has enough pressure on Matt Shane to make him tap out!

Colleen continues to apply pressure to the HalfTamer, and seems to nod her head conspicuously, and... Zachary Valentine is doing... something at Colleen's corner, but then just as quick runs to the timekeeper's station, grabbing a steel chair! He jumps up on the apron, trying to give Colleen the chair, and Awale is quick to stop him, taking the chair and tossing it back outside the ring before ejecting Zachary Valentine from ringside! Valentine is in complete disbelief, "Wot'd I do? Wot'd I do?!" he yells, as two other referees come down and help escort Valentine away from the ringside area. Colleen releases the HalfTamer suddenly and heads over to her corner, grabbing something and... Matt's up, and Colleen with a heavy right, dropping Matt Shane like a ton of bricks! Matt is down, ladies and gents, and Colleen-- it was brass knuckles! Colleen used brass knuckles to knock Matt Shane out, and now she's putting them in her top!

[Jr.:] PARTY!

[Miles:] CHEATING JEZEBEL!

Colleen seems to think the brass knux were cold after dropping them down her top - my goodness, that was weird to type - and she picks Shane up, hooking him for a vertlcal suplex, dropping his legs over the ropes and spinning him around in midair and nailing the Absolute Stunner!!1 Colleen covers; one, two, THREE!!1



"The Living Venus" Colleen wins by pinfall to become the NEW Champion
Time: 20:15

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!!1

[Miles:] Is he... Is he stuck in an infinite loop or something?

[Jr.:] COLLEEN HAS BEATEN MATT SHANE TO BECOME THE NEW DAMAGE PROWRESTLING CHAMPION! BAH GAWD!

[Miles:] Colleen cheated to beat Matt Shane to become the New Damage Prowrestling Champion!

[Jr.:] Hey, Negative Nancy, I'm sure that the records don't record "cheats"; only "wins" and "losses", and Colleen won! To become NDP Champion! I'm sure that Zachary Valentine and the NEW New Damage Prowrestling Champion, "The Living Venus" Colleen, would agree with me!

[Miles:] Argh!

Colleen stands in the middle of the ring as Frederick Awale hands her the New Damage Prowrestling Championship, but Colleen demands that he put it around her waist instead. Awale takes a deep breath and shakes his head, standing behind Colleen and placing the NDP Championship title around her waist before raising her hand. Woman's Cry plays in the background, and Colleen celebrates her victory, laughing as she takes the New Damage Prowrestling Championship from her waist and holds it as high in the air as she can, the crowd booing and throwing things into the ring.


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