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Post by motosada on Dec 12, 2005 0:46:55 GMT -5
SuperKickFest04 Supercard Menu 1. Opening <SKF04.Open> 2. Sin-Bound vs. ARMADA <SKF04.SvA> 3. Jimmy Epson vs. Princess Aika vs Domino -  Light-Heavyweight Championship #1 Contendership <SKF04.EPD> 4. Phil Buster vs. Frog - "Trial Road" <SKF04.PvF> 5. Mr. E vs. Aika Sugiyama <SkF04.EvA> 6. Roselyn Pride vs. Trent Kasta <SKF04.RvK> 7. Gene Starr vs. Victor Harris <SKF04.SvH> 8. Akira Blaze vs. Light-Heavyweight Champion Kristin Blade - Light-Heavyweight Championship <SKF04.LHWC> 9. Matt Shane vs. Champion Flip Staley - Championship <SKF04.NDPC>
<SKF04.Open> [Visper:] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SuperKickFest04!! We've got the start to the biggest NDP event EVER IN THE YEAR 2005, and it's a tag match featuring the ARMADA, Ramirez and Belleza facing off against the Sin-Bound, Tani and Kazen... [Jr.:] The super international experience of the ARMADA against the relative INEXPERIENCE of the Sin-Bound... this could be bowling shoe ugly, and it's a good thing it's only going fifteen minutes... wait, why is it going fifteen minutes instead of the usual length? [Visper:] ...I don't know things. I just announce the matches, and then talk about the wrestling! But, this could be a great start to a tag team wrestling division in the future of NDP! [Jr.:] Tag team wrestling? Who the hell would want to see THAT? [Visper:] ... [Jr.:] ...are you trying to kill me with your mind again? [Visper:] I had a nosebleed last time ...that means it's working! <SKF04.SvA> <<Tag Team Match>> [TwinkyKid2002] Ramirez and Tani start out the match, taking no time to circle each other, getting RIGHT into it - there's no screwing around here with the shortened time limit, Tani whips Ramirez to the ropes, runs to the opposite side, lariat - Ramirez ducks, throws a cyclone whip, Tani rolls through and tosses one of her own, as Ramirez rolls through also, runs to the ropes - Tani bends over to shoulder toss Ramirez, he flips over and gets to his feet, kicking Tani in the seat of her pants. She stumbles forward, Belleza on the apron smirking at this show of humor from Ramirez,before a pair of armbreakers pulling Tani down, putting her into a Side Arm Hold...
She rolls forward, out of the hold onto her back - kicks him in the side of the face, breaking the hold... Tani up to her feet, grabs him around the waist, amateur wrestling takedown![Jr.:] ...where would she learn to do that? [Visper:] She'd learn it from A VIOLENT, ENRAGED ANNOUNCER!!! [Jr.:] Don't be silly, where would she find a violent, enraged announcer? And how would this violent, enraged announcer know amateur wrestling moves? Hey, do you know any violent, enraged announcers who've been seen hanging around amateur wrestlers? I mean, since you know that Eddie Swan guy... [Visper:] -grumbling-Ramirez is up to his feet, chopping at Tani's chest - she gasps in shock, clutches her chest - Ramirez is all business here tonight, not paying mind to any sort of feminine bits and pieces Tani may have... Cyclone whip - Tani rolls through, spikes him with a DDT, Ramirez rolls to the corner and tags in Belleza... she enters the ring coolly, and drives her knee into Tani's stomach. Tani crumples on the ground, but Belleza pulls her up and grins, shoving her toward the turnbuckle - Tani has a grasp of Belleza's wrist, flips back out of it, tossing Belleza in a cyclone whip... Tani gets to the corner, tagging in Kazen... and the two of them start out with a double team suplex on Belleza, while Kazen gets up to his feet - dragon screw takeover on Belleza, Tani gets to the apron... flying mare throws Belleza over, she gets up to her feet, tries a piledriver, Kazen throws her over shoulder - he drops a leg, she rolls out of the way and gets to the corner, tag made to Ramirez - the two ARMADA members grab Kazen and begin double teaming him, beating him with chops, stomping, kicks, beating him into the corner, before Belleza goes to the apron, letting Ramirez work over Kazen's arm... European uppercut from Ramirez, shoulder armbreaker into a side arm hold - Ramirez holds it tight, as Kazen grabs at his hair, his face wracked in pain...
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Ramirez pulls him up with the hold, twisting around, DDT to Kazen! Kazen tries to pull back the momentum with a high elbow and a snap suplex, Ramirez gets to his feet quick, Kazen up - hurricanrana! One, two, kickout!
Tani shouts at Kazen to hurry up, and he listens, throwing an exploder suplex - Belleza gets in the ring, double team German suplex dump Kazen on his head - he tees over and lands on his feet, his head on the other hand... still looking up toward the ceiling. Kazen unfolds and rolls toward the corner, tagging in Tani - she gets in the ring, and backdrops Belleza, pendulum backbreaker to Ramirez, small package, One, Two, kickout! She stands, waiting for Ramirez... plants a foot, enzui kneel kick - MISSED! Ramirez hooks Tani in tight, Silver Nightmare!! The ref slides into place, Belleza distracts Kazen by throwing a "Teen Beat" magazine with Kristin Blade on the cover at him - One............ Two!.............. THR- BELL!
Time Limit Draw! The Sin-Bound survived the ARMADA!Time Limit Draw Time: 15:00 Rating: 73% [Jr.:] BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! I didn't know Kristin Blade was on the cover of this month's "Teen Beat!" [Visper:] ...that is disturbing on so many different levels, I don't know where to start. Belleza looks upset - Ramirez looks like "NOT AGAIN, wtf!" - Tani looks up to see Kazen plopped down in the ring with his face in a magazine with Kristin Blade on the front... and she takes it and rips it apart - "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she yells at him, throwing the magazine away... they all start making their way to the backstage, as Kazen collects the magazine pages as he goes...<SKF04.EPD> [Visper:] Well... now that all that unpleasantness is done, it's time for the show to actually start! And with an NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship #1 Contendership Fatal Four-Way Elimination Match. Yeesh. Try saying that three times fast. [Jr.:] NDPLight-HeavyweightChampsdlkjaoij... Aw, crap. [Visper:] HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAHA!!! You suck so bad. Jimmy Epson, Princess Aika, and Domino are all standing in the ring.[Visper:] I guess we're just awaiting the arrival of Colleen to start this match off. She was supposed to be the first person out, but maybe she's putting the finishing touches on her 'beautiful visage'. --30 seconds later...--[Visper:] Well, whatever. The ref is calling for a forfeit on Colleen's part, so it looks like this one is now a Three-Way Elimination match. << Light-Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Three-Way Dance Elimination Match>> [motosada] Jimmy Epson, still popular with the ladies, finds himself getting a double dropkick from Domino and Princess Aika right from the bell. Double suplex from Domino and Princess Aika, and Epson rolls out of the ring. Cyclone whip from Domino to Princess Aika, Epson's back in and starts laying into Domino with some hard elbow shots. Whip into the corner from Epson, closes in, and Princess Aika knocks him out of the way, yelling at Domino. Epson kicks them both down to the mat, picks up Princess Aika who rakes his eyes and scoop slams him on top of Domino. Snapmare from Epson to Princess Aika, Epson with a drop toe hold on Domino. Epson follows up with a gutwrench suplex on Domino, grabs the leg of Domino, she gets to her other foot and enzuigiri's Epson. Princess Aika makes the cover; on-- Domino kicks her in the head, yelling at her about stealing her pinfall.[Jr.:] Someone must've missed the memo about this being an ELIMINATION match. Princess Aika with some kicks to Domino's midsection, Domino fights off a back drop follow-up, delivers a shoulder breaker to Princess Aika. Domino pulls Princess Aika to her feet, Princess Aika with a kick to Domino's midsection, Texas suplex! Epson approaches Princess Aika, is met with a toe kick and Princess Aika delivers another Texas suplex! Irish whip from Princess Aika, sending Domino to the ropes, Princess Aika with a one-handed bulldog! Domino scrambles back to her feet, Princess Aika with a side headlock, Domino backs up into the ropes and tries to shove Princess Aika off but Princess Aika slides down to a knee, bringing the forward momentum to a halt. Princess Aika gets to her feet, working in that headlock, and Epson approaches her again. Princess Aika hops up, legs around Epson's head, frankensteiner whip from Princess Aika as she releases the side headlock on Domino, sending Epson flying right into Domino! Princess Aika with a cover on Epson; one, t-- kickout!
Princess Aika with a cover on Domino; one, tw-- kickout!!
Princess Aika with a dropkick to Domino's face, goes for another Texas suplex on Domino, but Epson breaks it by dropkicking Princess Aika in the back of the knee, giving Domino an opportunity to get Princess Aika in a jackknife pin; one, tw-- kickout!
Domino grabs Epson and wrenches his arm, giving him some short Irish whip shoulder smashes, pulling him back in and driving her own shoulder into his. Domino with a few extra wrenches on that arm wrench, controlling the arm and sending Epson wherever she pleases. Princess Aika starts to get back to her feet, and Domino makes Epson take her out with a lariat using the wrenched arm. Domino with a rolling jumping arm crucifix on Epson, which certainly isn't being helped by the wrenching of his arm. Epson struggles in the hold, trying to relieve the pressure of the submission, but Princess Aika breaks it for him by springboarding off the middle rope and dropping a leg across the chest of Domino. Domino tosses Princess Aika out of the ring over the top rope, eyes Epson rolling around in the middle of the ring and springboards off the middle rope-- Dualsault! One, two, thr-- Epson kicks out!!
Domino pulls Epson to his feet, Epson with a kick to the gut of Domino, DDT! Epson can't make the cover, and Domino isn't in any position to do so, either. Princess Aika starts making her way back inside the ring, pulls Epson up, bulldogging headlock! Domino's back to her feet, Staley Concept from Princess Aika! Epson grabs Princess Aika from behind before she's able to cover Domino, Princess Aika hops up and sits on Epson's shoulders, going for a rolling prawn hold but Epson stops himself from being rolled over, dropping to his knees as Princess Aika tucks in for the rolling prawn hold; one, two, thr-- kickout!
Jimmy Epson and Princess Aika trade elbow shots, Princess Aika with an Irish whip, jumping knee takes Epson down. Domino back to her feet finally, Irish whips Princess Aika into the corner, rushes in, Princess Aika charges out of the corner, double clothesline! Epson is back to his feet, heads to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, poses, Tope Atomico~~ No!! Both Domino and Princess Aika roll out of the way, and Jimmy Epson double crash 'n burns! All three slowly manage to get back to their feet, Domino plants Epson with a skewer DDT, shoulder breaker to Princess Aika, covers Epson; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!!
Domino with a backdrop on Princess Aika, Princess Aika gets back up, high roundhouse to the side of Princess Aika's head!! Epson comes outta nowhere with a flying lariat, taking Domino down! Epson's back up, Domino to her feet, Complete Shot from Epson! Epson covers; one, two, thre-- Domino kicks out!!
Irish whip from Epson, telegraphs the shoulder throw and Domino kicks him in the face to remind him about that. Domino pulls Epson into a standing headscissors, and Princess Aika hops off of the hunched-over Epson and gives Domino a shining wizard!![Visper:] Holy FUCK! Where in the hell did Princess Aika come from?!? Princess Aika gets back to her feet, spots Epson, Ai-Edge from Princess Aika!! Princess Aika covers Epson; one, two, thr-- kickout!!!
Princess Aika stomps around and yells at the referee, yelling at him for a slow-count, and the referee denies and holds up his hand, saying "two-count!" Princess Aika grabs Epson and pulls him to his feet, but Epson shoves her away, knocking her into Domino, and both women falling into the corner. Epson charges the corner, Monkey Flip on Princess Aika! Epson gets to his feet, Domino clubs him in the back with her forearm, Domino with the Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex on Epson, one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!
Princess Aika up on the top; Heart Magic Press from Princess Aika onto Domino! One, two, three!![Visper:] This one's just about done now, as we're down to two people! [Jr.:] That... sounded pretty weaksauce. [Visper:] Yeah... it did kinda sound like something so stupidly obvious that you'd want to point it out. Princess Aika gets to her feet and cackles. She runs to her corner and grabs her tiara, raises it up to smack Jimmy Epson in the head with it, but the referee grabs her arm and pulls the tiara away. Princess Aika protests, and tries the puppy-dog eyes on the referee. Just as the super-kawaii sad face is about to work, Epson with a school boy! One, two, thr--- kickout!!
Princess Aika gets to her feet and looks extremely mad. She starts kicking Epson in the chest and head, shouting third-grader obscenities at him, such as "doody head" and "butt face". Princess Aika pulls Epson up, wrenching his arm and continuing the work Domino had started. With Epson hunched over, Princess Aika hits a standing legdrop on the arm, taking Epson to the mat, and Princess Aika with the Magic Girl Triangle! Epson struggles in the MGT, using his feet to slooooooooowly pull him to the ropes, just barely managing a rope break. Princess Aika releases the Magic Girl Triangle and pulls Epson to his feet-- Complete Shot from Jimmy Epson! Epson with an Irish whip into the corner, charges in and Aika gets her foot up and Epson charges right into a toe kick. Aika uses her arms to push herself up to the top rope in a slightly clumsy motion, dives off the turnbuckle, Flash Magic~~~!! Aika covers; one, two, three!!Princess Aika eliminates Domino by pinfall Time: 21.40 Princess Aika wins by pinfall Time: 24.02 |
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Post by motosada on Dec 12, 2005 0:47:44 GMT -5
Boss moto's office. moto sits back in his chair and stares across the table. The focus of that stare is none other than Jo Ryder, who seems to be everyone's favorite person these days.[motosada:] Jo... [Jo:] I... know what you're going to say. [motosada:] Okay. Then, what am I going to say? [Jo:] That you're disappointed by my actions and hope that I've learned my lesson about giving highly-irritated Japanese pop stars things to hit me with. [motosada:] That's... not even close. [Jo:] Oh. [motosada:] Actually, I was going to ask what the hell you were thinking - knowing the volatile situation with the Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission and this whole "light tube" thing - to bring one to the ring and give it to Kaori NiGHT to hit you with it; which I know that you had to know she was going to do. And I'm sure that's what you wanted. This is all probably going according to some plan you've got, right? [Jo:] No. I thought she'd be all "Oh~!!!" and we'd hug and be friendly and happy then go skipping through a field of blooming sunflowers! [motosada:] So much for sunflowers, eh? Jo scowls and moto smirks.[motosada:] So, yeah. Doing what you did pissed off the State Athletic Commission. As you can tell, they let us put on SuperKickFest04 because of the fact that we'd already got a lot of ticket sales for the show, but they're pulling our license for at least a month. Maybe more, I don't know for sure. All I know is, I've got to go to their headquarters early tomorrow morning to find out when NDP'll be able to do another show in Pennsylvania. All because you wanted to go run around in some sunflowers, apparently. So, as of now, you are relieved of your in-ring duties. You can still go out to the ring with Team Ryder, but that's it. And, as for the huge fine incurred, I'll be directing the Athletic Commission to Team Ryder Holdings, LLC., or whatever you call it. I trust there are no objections? [Jo Ryder:] Don't make the mistake of thinking you can play hardball with me like this just because you're the boss. And it's Ryder Management Group, LLC. [motosada:] I'll make note of that, then. And I think you misunderstand. I'm not "playing hardball" because I'm the boss, I'm "playing hardball" because you almost ruined my wrestling promotion. [Jo Ryder:] I'll bite my tongue here, moto and take my leave - "ruining your wrestling promotion" as you call it, takes a multitude of planning. [motosada:] You should at least be thanking your stars you work for me and not Dusty Rhodes, because he would have the presence of mind to fire you for what you did. [Jo Ryder:] HE would stand by the decisions made in his absence and not allow people to run about mindlessly claiming favoritism. If this is all, I have a meeting with a sponsored shoot fighter in a half hour, and I see no reason for you to hold me here with your pitiful attempts at verbal joust. [motosada:] hah hah. It is to laugh. But, yeah. You should go. Your nasally voice is about to drive me insane. [Jo Ryder:] I DO NOT HAVE A NASALLY VOICE! Exit Jo Ryder, in a huff, and moto chuckles loudly until the door slams shut and a picture hanging on the wall falls.<SKF04.PvF> Back at the ring, Meetings with Remarkable Men begins playing as Phil Buster makes his way to the ring, with Jo Ryder following close by, a pair of bandages on her forehead and on the side of cheek... she shakes the hand of Visper Karr, and Lann Avery, Jr., before wiping her hand off on his shirt... she sits at the announce position, and puts the headphones on...[Jo:] Well, hello then! I'm here to associate with the pair of you to talk about THIS... The biggest match Team Ryder has on this pay-per-view with the INFINITE possibility of stealing the show! [Visper:] You don't say? [Jr.:] So, wait, she's able to absurdly talk about her clients being better than everybody but I can't talk period? [Jo:] Well, when you've the voice of a choir of angels, how can you NOT have people want to listen and drift on your every word? Unfounded begins playing, as Frog makes his way to the ring, wearing a very familiar looking hooded sleeveless robe... unlike that other guy (R.J., or something), Frog doesn't waste time looking around at the fans, Frog looks towards the ring, and moves with an intensity, a purpose... he throws back the hood, when he gets into the ring, and blows a kiss out towards a busty blonde in the front row...[Jo & Visper in unison:] Oh, Jesus, can't you control your libido for TWENTY MINUTES? [Jr.:] JINX! HAHAHAHAH! I'm the only person who gets to talk now! DO-DOOT-DO-DO-DO! A solid chopping sound is heard, as well as a squeal of pain...[Visper:] ...he's crying. [Jo:] He shouldn't scream in my ear. Frog and Phil Buster are two of the best wrestlers in the world, BEST. PERIOD. There isn't anybody in the world who has the skill of Phil Buster, and there's nobody with the potential Frog has. [Visper:] The potential to cause mass sexual harassment lawsuits? [Jo:] ...I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of sexual harassment class action lawsuits. [Visper:] Oooooh. Sleazy! <<"Trial Road" Singles Match>> [TwinkyKid2002] The two men nod at each other from across the ring, the bell rings... Both men move in, Frog with a drop toe hold, another, Phil rises into an elbow pat from Frog, he stumbles back a bit, arm breaker from Frog, Phil goes behind on him pulls him up for a German suplex - Frog rolls forward into a pin, Phil kicks out. He grabs Phil and rolls backwards into a neck lock - Phil fights out, beating his elbow into Frog's side, Phil rolls back, dropkicks the leg out from underneath Frog... Frog moves his foot, Phil whiffs the dropkick. An armbreaker is turned into a headlock... and Frog turns that into a twisted back drop, before pulling him up to his feet - hooks him in for a vertical suplex, Phil rolls him down into a side arm hold, releasing quick and hooking a front face lock... he twists Frog around, twisted back drop, and pulling him up again - German suplex whip![Jo:] You see that? The ring presence of Phil Buster, he's chaining moves together with a FLOW - there's no stopping in the middle to decide what he'll do now, he's got it in mind as he does it! [Jr.:] Oh, hey, now, knock that off, hey, what the hell are you doing?! [Jo:] ...I seem to have an announcer sitting in my lap. No complaints, though. [Jr.:] ...is there something going on here I need to know about? [Visper:] I can't see with your stupid in the way. [Jr.:] MY STUPID IS NOT IN THE WAY! [Visper:] Sure it is. Take my word for it. The two men work for position, Frog going behind on Phil, Phil doing the same, Frog goes behind and says "screw it" to wrestling, beating his elbow against the back of Phil - jumping elbow drop misses, and Phil runs the ropes, returning - flying knee cross![Jo:] Sasquatch Capture! Team Ryder has a pool of moves to work with, such as Phil Buster using Fishboy's Sasquatch Capture; why, it wouldn't surprise me one bit to see Frog use Eddie Swan's Courtesy Flush! [Visper:] -putting her finger to Jo's mouth- Shh... don't talk... [Jr.:] ...>_>;; Frog struggles, crawling for the ropes, Phil holding the leg in position... he beats his fist against the mat once, shaking his head no, he's not giving up here... Phil releases the hold, he scoops Frog up, northern light suplex whip! Snap suplex, both men up again, Frog with an elbow pat - dazing Phil... he runs the ropes, elbow pat knocks Phil backward - Phil dashes in, German suplex! He pulls Frog up, Frog rolls forward into a small package! One, kickout! Phil gets up, he's done playing - trio of German suplexes! Frog's limp on the ground, Phil pulls him up...
Trio of German suplexes again! Frog is trying to get to his feet... grabs the rope, trying to pull himself up... Phil goes in, trio of German suplexes again![Visper:] Six German suplexes! What an amazing show of athleticism! [Jr.:] ...do you really have to hold her like that? [Jo:] ...I'm not complaining. Phil pulls Frog up, throwing him face first to the ground - or rather, letting Frog fall. Phil drops a knee across Frog's back, and pulls him up... he grabs the waist lock, setting Frog on an elbow throwing frenzy, spinning around - hooks a full nelson - BAH GAWD MASTERLO- NO! Dragon Suplex! Frog's just thrown a Dragon Suplex, bridging for the pinfall - ONE! ................TWO!! ........KICKOUT!
Frog runs the ropes, drops an elbow on the fallen Phil - stands, runs to the ropes - throws an elbow missing Phil - he goes behind, High Angle German Suplex!Phil Buster wins by pinfall Time: 16.27 Rating: 83% [Jo:] As much as I'd love to stick around I uh... need to go uhm. Take care of business. Yes. YES! Business. That is it! Jo takes off, slides into the ring - holding the hands of Phil and Frog into the air... and then they take off for the back, Jo sprinting with Frog and Phil trailing at a slower pace.<SkF04.EvA> [Visper:] Ahh.. That was fun. This next one, however, is gonna be ugly, people. [Jr.:] Uglier than a bowling shoe! [Visper:] Uh...huh. Anyway, Aika Sugiyama and Mr. E have been at odds for quite a while, and now it's time for them to shut up and put 'em up. [Jr.:] IT'S GONNA BE A BAH GAWD ROCKETBUSTER!! [Visper:] Err... right. <<Singles Match>> [motosada] Aika closes in on Mr. E and challenges him to a test of strength. Aika holds her hand out and Mr. E shakes his head, and Aika slaps him. She holds her hand up again and this time, Mr. E takes it, and they lock their other hands in. Aika tries to push Mr. E back, but Mr. E just stands in the test of strength, not moving a bit, as Aika puts all her effort into the test of strength but getting nothing out of it. Mr. E pushes against her finally, and floors her. Aika gets to her feet, looking steamed, as Mr. E just stands tall. Aika stomps around angrily, then turns to Mr. E, kicking at him only for Mr. E to catch the foot. Aika goes for the enzuigiri, but Mr. E ducks the enzuigiri, and still holding onto Aika's leg grabs her other leg, pulls her in and looks like he's going for a wheelbarrow suplex, adds a bit of a spin to it and hook the half nelson in midair, Phenominal Mystery connects! Mr. E covers; one, two, three!Mr. E wins by pinfall Time: 0.52 Rating: 80% [Jr.:] BAH GAWD SQUASHED!! [Visper:] You ain't kiddin'! That was was quick as a blink! Re-roll that in case anybody missed it!  The NDP RePlay begins, showing Aika Sugiyama going for the leg-feed enzuigiri, Mr. E pulling Aika up into the PHENOMENAL MYSTERY~! for die ein , die zwei , und sogar die drei [the one, the two, and even the three].[Jr.:] Someone call Aika's personal masseuse! [Visper:] Uh, I'm willing to bet that it'd be her masseur, actually. [Jr.:] What makes you say that? [Visper:] Well, y'see the guy carrying Aika off right now? The NDP Champion? [Jr.:] Yeah, that's Flip Staley. So? [Visper:] Well, "masseur" would be a man who gives massages. "Masseuse" would be a female who gives massages. [Jr.:] See, stuff like that is why I flunked out of French class. [Visper:] I don't blame ya.
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Post by motosada on Dec 12, 2005 0:50:11 GMT -5
Fade into the D•NiGHT dressing room.[Kaori:] I can't believe that woman! I knew it! She did that whole stupid thing with the lightbulb at Maelstrom just to get out of our match tonight! What a @#%$ing @#%$! [Domino:] I'm sure that's-- [Kaori:] OF COURSE IT IS!! God, she always pulls this crap! I'm going to get her for this! Kaori kicks her locker, denting the door.[Kaori:] @#%$ING JO RYDER!!! [Domino:] Kaori? I think you've got some issues... Fade out.<SKF04.RvK> [Visper:] Now, you wanna talk about people who have issues? The two in this next match have problems to spare. [Jr.:] Totally. On one side of the ring, you have Roselyn Pride. Hot, psychopathic, and a danger to herself and others. And on the other side of the ring, you have Trent Kasta. Ugly as your creepy uncle Gary, super paranoid, and a danger to himself and others. And Roselyn Pride, since Kasta is the one who hospitalized Roselyn Pride during the January 25th Maelstrom after using that sheer drop orange crush. [Visper:] Roselyn was in and out of medical clinics since then, being treated for her neck injuries, but the doctors seemed to have missed her screwed-up-ed-ness, and Roselyn managed to break out of her treatment center and violently attacked Trent Kasta on the last Maelstrom, leaving him knocked out in a janitor's closet. [Jr.:] All-in-all, these two are an ant colony short of a picnic! Three feet short of a yard! CRAZIER THAN A PET 'COON! [Visper:] Yes, yes. We get it, shut up. Untitled by Scarlet hits the PA and Trent Kasta makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction. He ignore most of the crowd and just makes his way to the ring, waiting in his corner for his opponent. Untitled fades and after a moment, the lights go out, with just a few red lights switching on as Hellfire by Junichi Nakatsuru hits, and Roselyn Pride stalks her way to the ring, still wearing her hospital gown, and the crowd is... The crowd is actually cheering for her.[Visper:] Is that right? They're @#%$ing cheering for Roselyn Pride? Lies! Sweet, sweet lies that turn into bitter yellow wax in my ears! Roselyn walks up the stairs and enters the ring, standing in her corner and casting a stare at Trent. She reaches behind her and yanks off her hospital gown, revealing a stunning white garment underneath, which gets a few crowd pops of its own. Roselyn tosses the hospital gown out of the ring, and the referee calls for the bell.<<Singles Match>> [motosada] Roselyn and Trauma both manage to wait for the bell to begin mauling each other. The second that bell rings, however, the bloody bloodfest of blood begins! Kasta and Roselyn start going at it with fists flying, and after a good dozen shots are in, Roselyn goes for an armbreaker takedown but Kasta resists, getting his arms around Roselyn's midsection and executing a rear wrestling takedown. Trauma switches over to a front facelock, Roselyn reaches out and grabs under Trauma's legs and snaps him down to the mat. Roselyn in the guard position and she starts trying to turn Trent's face into something red and mushy. Roselyn is forced out of the mount by the referee's disqualification count. Trauma gets back to his feet, grabs Roselyn and starts kneeing her in the face, Roselyn starts punching him in the gut, forces Trauma off and lays in with a big right jab that sounds throughout the arena. Trauma recovers quickly, Mongolian chop!! Knees to the face from Trauma, Roselyn shoves him away again, fireman's carry from Pride. Rake of the eyes from Roselyn, another fireman's carry, and Roselyn begins stomping at Trent's face. Roselyn starts using the ropes for leverage, prompting a rope break. Trauma starts getting back up, Roselyn with a stepping palm blow from behind, connecting to the back of Trauma's head! Roselyn pulls Trauma back to his feet, throat thrust from Roselyn, Roselyn bounces quickly off the ropes and knocks Trauma down with a back elbow smash. Gorilla slam from Roselyn, Roselyn hooks the leg and covers; one-- flat one.
Roselyn pulls Trauma up and whips him into the corner. Running charge, Trauma gets his boot up and Roselyn collides into it. Mongolian chop knocks Roselyn down, Trauma drops into a front mount, but Roselyn grabs his right arm and pulls him in, wrapping her legs around Trauma's arm and pushing them away from her body as if she's trying to pull Trent's arm off as she's shoving his head off his body.[Visper:] Triangle choke from Roselyn, and if Kasta can't get that move broken pretty quickly, the ring crew might be cleaning bits of him up out of the canvas for weeks to come. [Jr.:] Eew. Trauma swings his free arm around madly, trying to get to the ropes he was backed up against just moments again, finally getting to them. Ref calls for a break, Roselyn tells him to go shove it up his ass, the ref beings the DQ-count, and Roselyn breaks at 4. Roselyn gets up quickly, ippon-zeoi's Trauma, and yells at the referee, accusing him of a fast count. The referee tells her to go shove it up her ass, Trauma with a school boy; one, t-- not even close!
Elbow smash from Roselyn backs her into the corner. Trauma with a few fast punches mixed in with a kick here or there, Irish whip across the ring, Trauma charges in, smashes Roselyn with a corner lariat. Snapmare out of the corner, Trauma takes to the ropes, FLASHING ELBOW~~~! Trauma covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!
Roselyn with a neck throw, follows up with a knee drop across the bridge of Trauma's nose, follows up with a snap German suplex; one, two-- flat two!
Roselyn with a throat thrust, Trauma backs up after the hit and fires back with a stepping palm blow! Trauma pulls Roselyn up, standing switch from Pride, sledgehammer across the neck! Roselyn pulls Trent up, Ace crusher from Trauma! Knee crucifix from Trauma, and Roselyn tries breaking the hold by kicking Trauma in the midsection. Seems to work well enough, as Trauma breaks the knee crucifix after five or six of those kicks. Roselyn with a chin crusher as the two get back to their feet, she shakes out her knee after getting back to her feet, Trent starts getting up again, another snap German from Roselyn; one, two, thre-- kickout![Visper:] Christ almighty! These two are just quite content to beat the fuck out of each other, aren't they? [Jr.:] Certainly seems it. Roselyn pulls Kasta to his feet, rake of the eyes and she laughs at Trauma. Roselyn with a standing switch, Kasta with a fujiwara armbar!![Visper:] Where in the hell did that come from? And if he could do that, why did he wait until her like, EIGHTH FREAKIN' GERMAN SUPLEX to do it?!? [Jr.:] Dunno. Roselyn struggling with that fujiwara armbar, and after a long moment reaches her free arm up and starts pulling Trauma's hair. The ref reSHITTY VIDEO GAME GUIDESnds her and she keeps pulling at Trauma's dreads, trying to get the hell out of the armbar. After a moment, she stops pulling his hair, only to start gouging at Kasta's eyes!![Visper:] Well. That's certainly one way to get out of an armbar. And yeah, it works. Roselyn gets up and starts rotating her shoulder and Trauma is holding his poor face. Roselyn whips Trauma to the ropes, swinging neckbreaker from Trauma. Cover; one, two, thre-- KICKOOOOUT!!
Trent pulls Roselyn up, Roselyn starts laying into Trauma's midsection with heavy punches. Stepping throat thrust from Roselyn knocks Trauma back, arm and neck suplex from Roselyn!![Visper:] HOLY FUCK TAZPLEX!!! Roselyn starts taunting Trauma to get to his feet. He uses the ropes to pull himself up, turns around, Roselyn grabs his head and starts biting at Trauma's forehead and nose!![Jr.:] BAH GAWD! WHAT A JEZABEL! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT THIS MATCH IS BRUTAL AS IT IS, BUT NOW SHE HAS TO RESORT TO BITING?!?! Roselyn waits until the last possible moment to stop biting at Trauma before the referee disqualifies her. Roselyn lets go of Trent and he starts holding his face, checking for bleeding, and Roselyn pulls him in and starts biting him again! The referee tries prying her off, that doesn't work all that well, and he begins the disqualification count again, with Roselyn breaking at 4 again. Kasta backpedals again and checks again for blood, and Roselyn reaches those long arms out and grabs him around the throat, choking him and pushing him back against the ropes, biting him yet again!![Visper:] With as much as Roselyn Pride is biting at Trent Kasta, I'd hope for her sake that he tastes like bubblegum. Damn. The referee threatens disqualification again before even starting his count, and the only reaction it prompts is for Roselyn to push Trauma even more over the ropes, and she begins growling as she bites at Trent's forehead. The referee begins the count, and Roselyn breaks at 4 once again, yelling at the referee that she knows she has a 5-count, and for him to shut up and do his job. Roselyn with an Irish whip to Kasta, Trent reverses into a short whip, goes for the Western Lariat, Roselyn ducks, German suplex whip from Roselyn!! Roselyn climbs the corner; diving body press off the top! One, two, three-- NO! She almost had him!
Irish whip from Roselyn, reversed, hip toss suplex from Trauma. Roselyn begins to rise to her feet, Trent takes to the ropes, Western Lariato~~ from Kasta!! Cover; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!
Trauma gets to his feet and dramatically calls for the end, pulling Roselyn up into a front facelock-- SPINAL TAP!! THE SPINAL TAP FROM TRENT KASTA!!! Trauma covers, hooking the le-- ROSELYN LOCKS IN SUMMON SUFFERING!!! Trauma struggles in the Summon Suffering, arm flailing for a moment until it drops to the mat. Ref pulls Trent's arm up, and it falls to the mat. Ref hoists his arm up into the air again, lets go, and it falls to the mat a second time. One last time the ref holds Trauma's arm in the air, lets go, and the arm falls. Ref calls for the bell cuz this one's done!Roselyn Pride wins by submission Time: 15.46 Rating: 81% [Jr.:] Well. That was brutal. [Visper:] Yeah. I was actually expecting a lot of blood. And some more choking. And punching to the face. And maybe some more eye gouging. [Jr.:] AND SOME HOSSNESS!!! <SKF04.SvH> [Visper:] Er... no. But! This is a match built of ANGER, INTENSITY, and of one man's search for justice in the wake of Gene Starr's recent assaulting of light-heavyweights! Victor Harris might be in for more than he can handle tonight! [Jr.:] BAH GAWD HOSSFEST! [Visper:] -sighs- Yes. Yes it is. Hossfest. Whatever. <<Singles Match>> [TwinkyKid2002] Gene starts by throwing Harris into the corner, Harris comes out to hip toss Gene, who returns to scoop slam Victor... Victor's up, Gene scoop slams him a second time. Harris is up, slams Gene with one of his own, before dropping a knee on him - Gene's up, neckbreaker, pulls Victor in close, suplex - no, Harris with one of his own! Both men up, Gene whips Victor Harris to the ropes, front suplex! Drops an elbow on Victor for good measure, flexing afterwards.
Harris gets up, front neck chancery, belly to belly suplex! Gene is dazed as he gets up to his feet, snap suplex takes Harris over, Gene looks for the double arm suplex - Victor Harris throws him over head, makes the cover - One, and a kickout. Neckbreaker, runs the ropes - Guillotine Leg Drop![Jr.:] BAH GAWD, HOGAN STYLE ASS BOMB OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, SEALED BY THE AVATAR OF CHAOS!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! [Visper:] -drinking from a metal flask-As likely as that'd be to have finished Gene off, he goes the safe route, working him over with a side suplex, and a rear chin lock - Gene's not giving into that, and Victor Harris throws him down to the mat, pulling him up - whip to the ropes, Uranage! Covers, one, two, kickout! Gene gets up to his feet, Victor Harris catching him by surprise here... whip's Harris to the ropes, Jumping Knee Strike takes Harris down! Lariat puts him down again, FIYAAAAAH THUNDAAAAAH!!! Cover, ONE.......... TWO........... TWO AND A HALF!
Gene's surprised that Harris isn't down yet, shaking his head, but not shocked - he throws Harris with a front suplex, twists around, Nomad Stretch! Harris struggles, grits his teeth, begins crawling to the ropes... The ref slides in, and begins talking to Harris... Harris shakes his head, looks up - the ref is between him and the ropes... He grabs the ref, pulls himself forward, grabs the ropes! The ref tells Gene to break the hold, and he does - before grabbing the foot, placing his foot at the knee - lifts, knee breaker! He kicks the leg, and stomps at it, Harris is getting to his feet, Gene kicks out the the leg from under him - cover, One, Two, THR- NO! Kickout!!
Harris is up, surprises Gene with the Uranage, covers, ONE, TWO, THR- KICKOUT!
Gene gets up, double arm suplex takes Harris over, before dropping an elbow on him... Harris rises to his feet, Gene throws on a Chickenwing facelock! Harris struggles, left, right, Gene shakes his head, Chickenwing Suplex! Harris is jackknifed over himself, and Gene waits for him to rise... Vagabond Kick! Gene goes back to hammering the leg, knee breaker again! Harris is up, burst of strength, belly to belly suplex! Both men are up, Harris slowly, due to the leg, Gene seems to be enjoying himself...[Visper:] Finally facing an opponent that's giving Gene a run for his money seems to be doing Gene some good! If Victor Harris wins this match, it won't be a fluke, and Gene knows it - and LIKES IT, from the looks of things! Gene shrugs Victor Harris up, Fire Thunde- No! Harris slides down Gene's back, goes to the ropes - lariat, no, ducked! Gene with a Vagabond Kick! Drifterplex, ONE!
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THREE!!Gene Starr wins by pinfall Time: 23.12 Rating: 84% [Jr.:] GENE STARR HAS BEATEN VICTOR HARRIS HERE TONIGHT!! [Visper:] Good for him. And kinda like that last match, this next one is quite possibly going to be a completely one-sided fight. That, or the best match in the entire show. <SKF04.LHWC> [Jr.:] Akira Blaze is not one to be taken lightly, and that's not to say that Kristin Blade is, but Akira hasn't exactly shown NDP crowds the top of her game. [Visper:] This is also a rematch for Akira, who met up with Kristin Blade in a match for the Light-Heavyweight Championship during the Midwest Invasion earlier in the year, which ended in Akira hitting the top of her head when Kristin hit her Divine Intervention, knocking Akira out cold. [Jr.:] Certainly a bad loss for Akira, but now she's got her chance at redemption. [Visper:] "Redemption"? Not only are you a Supercard late on that one, but that's overstating the importance of Akira's purpose here. I mean sure, I bet she's pissed that she got knocked on her head, but the two of them have been teaming together over the past couple Maelstroms, and they didn't exactly end up like Colleen and Princess Aika did - who, incidentally, will be facing the winner of this match for the Light-Heavyweight Championship sometime soon. [Jr.:] Way to trivialize our Light-Heavyweight Championship match, Visper. In the ring, Kristin paces back and forth, the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship still around her waist, hesitant to take it off. She stops pacing a takes a deep breath, taking the Championship off her waist and mounting the turnbuckle, posing for the crowd. She hops off the turnbuckle and hands the Light-Heavyweight Championship to the referee, who displays it to Akira and then the crowd.<< Light-Heavyweight Championship Singles Match>> [motosada] Kristin extends her hand to Akira Blaze, and Akira shakes it to the delight of the crowd. Kristin and Akira both back away into their corners. Kristin and Akira head toward mid-ring, and Kristin starts trying to keep Akira away with kicks to the midsection. Akira backs away, the two circle each other in the ring, tie-up and Kristin with a fireman's carry. Akira's up, and back down from a drop toe hold. Akira's back up, neckbreaker from Kristin. Akira's back to her feet, another neckbreaker from Kristin takes her down. Akira up again, and a shoulder neckbreaker takes Akira to the mat this time. Kristin covers; on-- not even one.
Kristin with an Irish whip, catches Akira with a powerslam; one, t-- closer, but not nearly close enough.
Akira's back to her feet, complete shot from Kristin! Kristin attempts a fujiwara armbar but Akira simply powers out, throwing Kristin off. Kristin charges in, northern lights release suplex from Akira. Kristin gets to her feet quickly, nails Akira with a kick to the midsection, pulls Akira into a standing headscissors and pulls her up for a piledriver-- Akira tosses Kristin over with a back body drop! Kristin's back to her feet again, Akira with a standing switch, goes for a back drop but Kristin kicks her legs in midair throwing Akira's momentum off and letting Kristin get her feet back to the floor, Kristin hops onto Akira's shoulders as Akira tries for the backdrop again, Divinerana from Kristin Blade snapped off like it was nothin'! Kristin pulls Akira up, front facelock, vertical suplex from the Light-Heavyweight Champion![Jr.:] Kristin Blade is BAH GAWD DOMINATING Akira Blaze! This is insane! [Visper:] Kristin Blade is certainly fired up for this one, as well she should be! This is the biggest title defense she's had since becoming the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion, and she knows that she's got to do her best to keep her title! Kristin with an Irish whip to the ropes, takes off the ropes herself but Akira holds on and Kristin barrels back at her, Axe Bomber attempt, Akira ducks and hits the o-soto-gari. Kristin's back up and Akira begins laying in with some chops to the chest. Kristin shoves her off and tries for a DDT but Akira just tosses her over with a modified shoulder throw. Kristin starts getting up to her feet and Akira runs her down with a standing lariat! Akira grabs Kristin's leg and applies a half crab, sitting down pretty far up Kristin's back and adding a large amount of torque to the submission move.[Jr.:] Akira Blaze has taken control of the match, and it looks like she's trying to break Kristin Blade in half!! Kristin flails in the half crab, trying desperately to reach the ropes, but Akira has too much leverage and Kristin is unable to even drag herself anywhere. She starts trying to lean to her side, trying to get Akira off her balance-- and it works! Kristin with some kinda... really messed-up pin thing; one, t-- not even two!
Kristin goes for a back drop, Akira rolls off and gives Kristin an inverted scoop slam, smashing Kristin face-down into the mat. Akira pulls Kristin back to her feet and begins nailing those hard chops to the neck of Kristin Blade, knocking her into the ropes after about five of 'em. Akira takes to the ropes, Ole~! kick from Akira knocks Kristin outside the ring over the ropes!! Akira takes to the ropes again, and as Kristin starts getting up, Akira jumps up to the top rope and springs off with a spaceman plancha and connects! Akira stumbles to her feet, certainly not the one who took the brunt of that aerial attack. Akira backs off, walking to the ring stairs before turning back around to Kristin, still rising to her feet. Akira charges Kristin, mowing her down yet again with a huge lariat. Akira rolls Kristin back into the ring, and Akira hops to the apron, springboard tope over the top rope connects to the downed Light-Heavyweight Champion. Akira pulls Kristin to her feet and pulls Kristin to her feet, front facelock, and Akira pulls Kristin up into the vertical suplex position, holding her there.[Jr.:] Look at the POWER of Akira Blaze!! She's just holding Kristin Blade up in that suplex, causing all the blood to flow to her head! This could end the match right here! Akira has Kristin suspended in that position for 30 seconds easy before dropping her straight on her head! Brainbustah~~! Akira pulls Kristin to her feet, backs her into the ropes, Irish whip from Akira, Akira off the ropes as well, jumping knee pat from Akira connects. Akira sits Kristin up and grabs her arms, looking for the R.Y.U Special, but before Akira can lock it in, Kristin gets to her feet and rolls through. Akira instead begins laying into Kristin's neck with those kesi-giri chops again, spins around for the rolling chop, rolling chop is ducked by Kristin, Akira turns around, Enhancekick connects!! Akira is back to her feet, complete shot brings Akira back down to the mat. Kristin takes to the corner quickly, dives off and the double stomp connects! Kristin covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!![Visper:] And just like that!, Kristin Blade is back in the drivers seat of this match! That Enhancekick hits out of nowhere, and Kristin has gotten so good at hitting it from just about anywhere in the ring. Kristin beings laying into Akira with clubbing blows to the back of Akira Blaze. Irish whip from Kristin, reversed, front overhead suplex from Akira. Akira keeps things going and whips Kristin to the ropes, Kristin with a back bodyscissors, Akira lifts her up, Kristin spins around and connects with a big DDT![Visper:] Kristin utilizing that back bodyscissors that's become very popular over the past couple of years for the light-heavyweight and cruiserweight-style wrestlers all over the world, and while there are quite a few moves that can be hit from that position, I don't believe that any of them are as devastating as that DDT. Kristin shoves Akira into the corner, lays in with a few kicks to Akira's midsection before setting Akira up on the top rope. Kristin climbs up the ropes, setting Akira up in an uranage-type grab, forcing Akira to stand on the top rope.[Visper:] We've only seen Kristin Blade go for this move one other time, at the FATALER Five-Way Ladder Match at ReDeeMeR! [Jr.:] BAH GAWD DIVINE RITE!! KRISTIN BLADE IS GONNA END IT HERE!! Akira has other plans, however, and starts punching Kristin in the side. Kristin tries to keep the body clutch applied but Akira slips out and knocks Kristin off the top rope with a huge headbutt, and Akira almost falls off the top herself, but she'd have had a lot longer to fall and a much less inviting concrete floor awaiting her, but she quickly manages to grab on to the top rope and maintains her balance. Akira waits for the opportunity to present itself as Kristin Blade starts getting up, Akira flies off, Flying Swing DDT connects, and Kristin Blade got planted like a tree on Arbor Day!! Akira covers; ONE! TWO!! THRE-- KICKOUT!!!
Akira pulls Kristin to her feet, front facelock, jumping DDT from Ak-- Kristin blocks the jumping DDT buy tossing Akira's legs back behind her, Akira lands back on her feet, Kristin grabs Akira's other arm and threads it between Akira's legs, Kristin clutches it on the other side-- Wristclutch Corkscrew Slam!! Kristin goes right into the cover; ONE! TWO!! THRE-- KICKOUT!!!!!!
Kristin with the kip-up, calls for the end!! Kristin pulls Akira up to her feet, back waistlock, Divine Inter-- AKIRA BLAZE ROLLED BACKWARD OUT OF THE DIVINE INTERVENTION!! DEADLY HEAT!! DEAAAAADLYYYYY HEEEAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Akira covers; ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!Akira Blaze wins the Light-Heavyweight Championship by pinfall Time: 14.47 Rating: 88% [Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! AKIRA BLAZE HAS BECOME THE NDP LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! [Visper:] You SCREAMING LIKE THAT is ruining the match! So stow it, jackass!! What a match, though! Akira and Kristin definitely pushed their limits, and pulled out some stuff I've never seen before! If our main event weren't an almost-guaranteed classic, I'd be ready to call this the match of the night!! [Jr.:] Kristin Blade defended that Light-Heavyweight Championship in the truest of fashions ever since she became the first-ever NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion at ReDeeMeR, in what she feels has been the biggest match of her career, but tonight I think Kristin came face to face with the fact that no matter how good she is, there's always someone out there who's better. [Visper:] Kristin hasn't quite been herself lately, but it looks like she was able to block all of that excess emotion out and concentrate on the task at hand. She came out strong, and I honestly don't think Akira Blaze was prepared for Kristin to be this aggressive, and it showed. [Jr.:] But in the end, it's Akira Blaze you see there, standing in the middle of the ring, holding the NDP Championship high above her head as Kristin Blade congratulates her for the win. And now, all Kristin has to do is-- Wait. Who's that?
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[Visper:] What? Where?
[Jr.:] Coming down the ramp way. The one in the center is Princess Aika, but, who're the other two?
[Visper:] Ya got me, but their fashion taste leaves a lot to be desired.
Princess Aika, flanked by a male and a female in black and gray, are running toward the ring. Once inside, Princess Aika clobbers Kristin Blade with a big takedown lariat, and the other two go after Akira Blaze, knocking her down and ripping the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship away from her, tossing it behind them. Princess Aika starts stomping away at Kristin Blade as the two in black and gray do the same to Akira Blaze.
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! IT'S A SET-UP! PRINCESS AIKA AND HER CRONIES ARE ATTACKING THE NDP LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND AKIRA BLAZE!!
[Visper:] Uh, DUMBASS, Akira Blaze is the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion! That just happened!
[Jr.:] Oh. Right.
Princess Aika pulls Kristin up to her feet and yells at the other two. The girl backs away from Akira Blaze and turns to Princess Aika, Princess Aika Irish whips Kristin toward the girl, SHINING WIZARD FROM THE MYSTERY CHICK!! Mystery chick starts stomping at Kristin Blade now and Princess Aika exits the ring, heading toward the timekeeper's station where she grabs a chair. Princess Aika slides the chair into the ring and slides in herself, grabbing the chair as mystery girl pulls Kristin to her feet-- Princess Aika smashes Kristin Blade in the head with the chair!! Mystery man pulls Akira Blaze to her feet, and Princess Aika delivers a chair shot to the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion!! Princess Aika with another chairshot across the back of Akira Blaze! Princess Aika says something to her cronies before smashing Akira with the chair again, and they grab Kristin Blade, with the masked man setting Kristin up in an electric chair as the mystery girl heads up top.
[Jr.:] This is uncalled for! Princess Aika is directing traffic here, having these two very familiar-looking people attack Kristin Blade and Akira Blaze after an exciting match, just because Princess Aika can't get the job done herself!
[Visper:] Yeah. Now that you mention it, the girl does look pretty familiar. The guy's wearing... are those glasses? Some kind of funky mask, but, he does kinda seem familiar, too.
MYSTERY CHICK WITH A DEMOLITION-DEVICE-STYLE SHINING WIZARD TO KRISTIN BLADE! A DEMOLITION WIZARD? A SHINING DEVICE?!
Princess Aika calls for the two to hold her up, and Princess Aika brandishes that chair again. She holds it up in the air, stands in front of Kristin Blade, and lays into Kristin with the chair!!
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! WHAT A SICKENING THUD!! THAT CHAIR HAS BEEN BENT IN HALF OVER THE SKULL OF KRISTIN BLADE!!!
Officials and EMTs flood the ring, pulling Princess Aika and her cronies away from Kristin Blade and Akira Blaze. Princess Aika and her cohorts are removed from the ring as EMTs strap Akira Blaze and Kristin Blade to stretchers, and begin wheeling them out of the arena. Someone comes through the curtain and starts shoving EMTs out of the way-- It's Princess Aika! Screaming at them all, she takes the stretcher Kristin Blade is strapped down to and rams it into Akira's, knocking it over. Princess Aika slaps the helpless Kristin Blade in the face repeatedly before tilting the stretcher over, just before the officials start to drag her back to the back again.
[Visper:] Jesus Christ. What a buncha loonies in this place.
[Jr.:] THAT DESPICABLE PRINCESS AIKA! SHE'S NUTTIER THAN A PET COON! SHE'S ONE TOUCHDOWN FROM A ROSE BOWL WIN! SHE'S--
[Visper:] Yeah. Freaking crazy. We get it.
<SKF04.NDPC>
A video package plays, showing the saga of Matt Shane's chase of the NDP Championship, starting all the way back in September of 2004 when he defeated then-Colleen Dramesi for the #1 Contendership. Fast-forward to January 25th, where Matt was to meet Flip Staley for the title, only to be attacked with a steel chair. Cut to moto standing in front of Flip, announcing the Main Event for SuperKicKFest04; Matt Shane challenging Flip Staley for the NDP Championship.
[motosada:] See, your recent actions in defense of the NDP Championship have made me realize that, if you should lose the NDP Championship to Matt Shane at SuperKickFest04, you don't deserve a return match.
[Flip:] WHAT?!
[motosada:] That's right, Flip. You lose, and you're going to have to climb the ladder all the way back up to have another shot at the NDP Championship.
[Flip:] YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!
[motosada:] Uh-uh-uh... I can, and I have. Oh, also, at SuperKickFest04, just to make things all nice and even, Aika Sugiyama - and anybody else, for that matter is banned from ringside. And by 'banned', I mean, "interfere and I'll fire your ass on the spot".
Cut to the next week, where Flip Staley interrupts moto, announcing matches for SuperKickFest04.
[motosada:] Well, since you seem to be up for a challenge, how about this? At SuperKickFest04, in the case of a disqualification or a count-out, the New Damage Prowrestling Championship will change hands. So basically, if Matt Shane is declared the winner at all, he becomes the NDP Champion. You like that?
[Flip:] WHAT?! That's not fair!!
[motosada:] Oh, I disagree. I think it's very fair. That's why it's called "evening the odds". If you don't want to play fairly, then I'm going to change the rules and make you.
Flip's mic drops and he charges forward, bringing the NDP Championship up and smashing moto in the head with it!
Cut again to the next week's Maelstrom, as Flip Staley and Gene Starr take on Matt Shane and Victor Harris. Shane pulls him off the turnbuckle, Flip rocks himself forward, falling onto his feet behind Shane - Flip turns him around, kick to the gut - double arm hook...
Flip sets his legs, pulls Matt Shane up off his feet, CHRONOCIDE (Tiger Driver '91)!!! FLIP STALEY HAS DROPPED MATT SHANE ON HIS HEAD, HE HOLDS THE PIN, REF SLIDES INTO PLACE... 1! 2! 3!!!
[Visper:] A DESPERATE MOVE BY THE NDP CHAMPION! FLIP STALEY HAS DEFEATED MATT SHANE, BUT HE HAD TO PULL OUT THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVE IN PRO WRESTLING TO DO IT! WHAT DOES THIS SAY FOR SUPERKICKFEST04!
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! MATT SHANE IS BROKEN IN HALF, BAH GAWD IN HALF!!!
[Visper:] And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our long-awaited main event. It--
[Jr.:] IT'S GONNA BE A BAH GAWD SLOBBARKNOCKER!! THESE TWO BULLS ARE GONN--
[Visper:] Excuse me for interrupting you while I was talking, but this match is going to be explosive, and it's going to just generally be eff'd up. Add to the equation that at last Maelstrom, Colleen picked up a pinfall victory over NDP Champion Flip Staley in a triple threat match - thanks to some interference from Matt Shane - may prove to be the final act to push Flip Staley over the edge. The big question is, can the NDP Champion overcome all the odds, or will he find that things aren't fair when you level the playing field?
[Jr.:] Where do you come up with this stuff? Seriously. That was kinda weak.
[Visper:] Oh, shut up. Would it've been better if I screamed "BAH GAWD" and "HOSS" fifty times during it?
[Jr.:] Well, it'd have been a good start.
Cataclysmic Clash by Game Over hits, and Matt Shane makes his way to the ring, walking up the stairs and hopping over the ropes. He tests out the ropes, waiting for Flip Staley's music to kick in as his own fades. Lying Season hits, and for a moment, no one comes through the curtain.
[Visper:] Well, Flip Staley is supposed to be coming through to the arena right now...
[Jr.:] Maybe he's got a case of the BAH GAWD LIVERTAIL!!!!
[Visper:] What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[Jr.:] He's yellah.
[Visper:] He's what?
[Jr.:] A BAH GAWD COWARD!
[Visper:] Couldn't have you said that to begin with? Jeeze.
With Lying Season still playing, Flip Staley finally appears through the curtain, NDP Championship around his waist, walking slowly to the ring. He enters the ring and paces around in front of the corner post before starring at Matt Shane. The referee approaches, expecting to have Flip take the NDP Championship off his waist and hand it to him, only to be shoved aside as Flip Staley rushes Matt Shane, knocking him into the corner and beginning to lay into him as Lying Season fades out.
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Post by motosada on Dec 12, 2005 0:52:15 GMT -5
<< Championship Singles Match>>Everyone is banned from ringside, and Flip Staley must defeat Matt Shane to retain the NDP Championship.  [motosada] The bell rings as Flip Staley continues to punch and kick at Matt Shane, huddled down in the corner. Flip Staley still hasn't even taken off the NDP Championship from around his waist, and the referee tries to pull Flip off of Matt as Flip continues to punch Matt in the head. The referee finally begins the DQ count, and Flip backs off at the 4, taking the NDP Championship off his waist before shoving the referee aside and smashing Matt Shane with a knee to the face, starting to beat him down again.[Visper:] Now, as you saw there, when the referee made that DQ count, Flip backed off pretty quickly. I'm sure Flip would just love to walk out of here with the NDP Championship at any cost, but if he gets himself disqualified, he loses the NDP Championship. [Jr.:] If Flip Staley wants to walk out of Viking Hall the NDP Champion tonight, then he absolutely has to beat Flip Staley, either by pinfall or submission. It certainly puts him between a rock and a hard place, but maybe if he'd have defended it fairly in the first place, he wouldn't be in this predicament at all. The referee wastes no time in starting the DQ count right away this time, and when Flip backs off at 4, the referee gets between him and Matt Shane and threatens a disqualification if Flip Staley doesn't let Matt Shane out from the corner. Flip yells back at the referee as Matt Shane gets to his feet, bleeding from above his right eye. Flip shoves the referee aside and is heading toward Matt, and Matt lays in with a toe kick to Flip. Matt explodes out of the corner with a few punches of his own, connecting to the jaw of Flip Staley before taking the NDP Champion down with an o-soto-gari. Matt mounts and starts punching at the head of Flip Staley, getting in a good eight shots before standing up and backing away. Flip gets to his feet and Matt nails a DDT. Flip is back up, kick to Matt's midsection, Flip goes for the brainbuster but Matt hooks the leg and starts driving his knee into Flip's midsection before hitting a snap suplex on Flip. Scoop slam from Matt Shane, Matt pulls Flip to his feet, Irish whip into the corner, Matt charges, body splash from Matt Shane and Flip moves out of the way, causing Matt Shane to smash into the corner! Flip Staley pulls Matt into the front chancre again, lifts him for the suplex, but Matt flips off Flip, lands with his back to Staley's, reaches his hands up and hits a sit-out neckbreaker on Staley! Matt Shane heads up to the top turnbuckle, diving elbow drop connects!!
Matt pulls Flip to his feet and Irish whips him to the ropes, Flip reverses the Irish whip, slides under Matt's legs as Matt bounces off the ropes, Matt off the ropes again and nails Flip with a shoulder block, knocking Flip out of the ring![Jr.:] BAH GAWD! What a shoulder block from Matt Shane! Flip Staley got completely cleared out of the ring on that one! [Visper:] That can't help Flip's state of mind right now. He hit the barrier pretty hard during his landing, and you know that he's thinking about just saying the hell with it and smashing Matt Shane with a lead pipe or somethin'. And maybe with what happened to Aika Sugiyama earlier in the night against Mr. E, Flip might just want to cut his losses and walk away with what he can tonight. Matt Shane paces in the ring, waiting for Flip to get back inside the ring. Flip takes full advantage of the liberal outside count, waiting until the 17 count until he heads to the apron. He yells at the referee to back Matt Shane away from the ropes, and the ref complies as Flip enters the ring. The two tie-up and Flip forces Matt back into the ropes, sending him off with an Irish whip. Flip ducks under Matt Shane again as he bounces off the ropes, Matt off the ropes again and comes back at Flip, head scissors from Matt Shane! Matt pulls Flip up and Flip with a thumb to the eyes, and hits the Hooked Cross! Matt scoots up, shaking his head, and Flip hits a headlock takedown, and he starts sitting up high, squeezing and twisting to apply torque to the ground headlock. Matt Shane starts turning, and starts getting to his feet, forcing Flip up as well. Matt backs up into the ropes and attempts to throw Flip off with an Irish whip, but Flip skids to his knees and stops the forward momentum. Flip pops to his feet and tosses Matt over him again with that headlock takedown.[Visper:] Flip Staley has completely switched gears in this match-up. He started off with that big attack on Matt Shane and now has slowed the match down to his pace. He's working on the neck of Matt Shane, setting him up for the Staley Concept. Matt Shane tries to get back to his feet, rolling up and forcing Flip to his feet again. Matt takes to the ropes again, trying to shove Flip off, and Flip slides down again. He stands back up and tries to flip Matt over, Matt has leverage too low for Flip to roll it over, and Matt lifts him up and hits a big back drop on Flip. Matt rolls to his feet and shakes the cobwebs loose, pulling Flip to his feet. Irish whip from Matt Shane, Matt goes for a lariat, Flip ducks, off the ropes, spear from Flip Staley!! Flip pulls Matt to his feet, Manhattan drop, and Flip follows up the Manhattan drop immediately with a big spinebuster in one fluid motion! Flip with a quick neckbreaker, takes to the ropes and nails Matt back to the canvas with a back elbow smash. Flip pulls Matt up by the back of his tights and starts smashing his elbow into Shane's neck. After a few elbow smashes, Flip grabs Matt's hair and pulls his head back, shouting something at Matt before nailing a very owie-inducing facecrusher. Another spinebuster from Flip Staley, and he floats into the cover; one, two, th-- kickout!
Flip Staley pulls Matt Shane to his feet and shoves Matt into the ropes, wrapping Matt's arms over the top rope and begins laying in, trying to increase the already-heavy blood flow from Matt Shane's forehead. The referee tries to pull Flip off of Matt Shane, but Flip is attacking Matt Shane like a man possessed. The referee begins to DQ count again, and just like all the times before, Flip backs off at 4. The referee tries to pull Matt out of the ropes, gets his right arm unhooked and Flip charges Matt Shane, Matt drops and pulls down the top rope with him, sending Flip Staley out of the ring!![Visper:] What an impact Flip made on the floor there. [Jr.:] Flip's own hotheadedness caught up to him there. He got frustrated that he couldn't put Matt Shane away with that spinebuster and just went berserk. And now he's lying on the outside of the ring, holding his neck because he got overzealous. So, hah. Flip Staley slowly gets back to his feet, hunched over, back to the ring. With the ref's count at 8, he turns around only to see Matt Shane coming over the top rope with a slingshot plancha! Matt Shane connects, and the two tumble to the floor once again. Matt gets up after a few moments, pulls Flip up, and rolls him into the ring, getting back in himself at the ref's 15 count. Body slam from Matt Shane, follows up with a leg drop across Flip's neck. Matt pulls Flip back to his feet, armwrenches Flip, pulls him in to a big DDT. Matt covers; one, two, th-- kickout!
Matt pulls Flip back to his feet, Irish whip, hip toss from Matt Shane. Matt takes to the ropes, drives his elbow into the chest of the downed NDP Champion. Matt off the ropes again, and another elbow drop. Matt takes to the ropes again, goes for the elbow drop but Flip rolls out of the way and Matt lands on nothin'! Flip and Matt both back up to their feet, cyclone whip from Matt Shane! And another! And a third! Flip back up again, drop toe hold to Matt Shane. Shane's back up, Flip with a cyclone whip of his own. Matt up again, taken down with a snapmare, and Flip starts trying to lock on the Emerald City Stretch, but Matt starts punching Flip in the head, knocking Flip off becore he can get the Buffalo Sleeper applied. Matt Shane with a whip to the ropes, spine bomb; one, two, thr-- KICKOUT!!
Matt pulls Flip back up and Flip starts driving his fist into Matt's gut. Matt backs off, Flip is back to his feet, reaches out and pulls Matt over backwards, enzui knee crash from Flip Staley.[Jr.:] GAWD! WHAT A MOVE! [Visper:] Like a... reverse DDT onto Flip's knee. -shudders- That ain't pretty. Flip Staley pulls Matt to his feet and whips him into the corner, chases Matt in, Matt with a back flip over the ropes a la Tiger Mask, Flip impacts the corner, Matt Shane with a somersault kick to the back of Flip Staley! Flip stumbles backward out of the corner, Matt spins him around, sets Flip on his shoulders, AcuPUNKture!! Matt covers; one! two! thre-- BAH GAWD NEARFALL!!
Flip rolls out of the ring, collapsing to the floor. Matt exits the ring in pursuit, and pulls Flip to his feet. Flip cheap-shots Matt with a punch to the throat and as Matt starts hacking, holding his neck, Flip grabs his arm and whips him into the ring stairs, knocking the top set off! Flip pulls Matt back up, backs him away from the stairs, Irish whip to the stairs, Matt reverses, and Flip gets tripped up by the lower set, smashing him into the corner post before he lands on the top set of stairs with a hearty thud!![Visper:] What a sick impact!! That one might just've done Flip Staley in! [Jr.:] SOMEONE CALL 911!! FLIP STALEY MIGHT BE CONCUSSED! SOMEONE CALL 911!! SOMEONE CAALLLL 911~~~!!!! [Visper:] No, seriously. Flip doesn't seem to share the opinion of the two announcers, and begins picking himself up. Flip drags himself onto the apron, getting back into the ring at the referee's 18 count. Matt closes in on Flip, Flip with a toe kick, Dynamite Punch Rush!!! Irish whip from Flip Staley, smashes Matt Shane with a back elbow. Flip pulls Matt back up, sets Matt on his shoulders, going for the Death Valley driver, Matt slides off, hooks Flip's arm, ROCKER DROPPER~! Matt with an Irish whip, overhead belly-to-belly! DDT from Matt, pulls Flip up, goes for the DDT again, but Flip plants his feet and pops his hips, set-up for that spinebuster again, and Flip drops Matt face-first on the top turnbuckle! Flip takes off the ropes as Matt stumbles around, lariat-- ducked! FLIP STALEY JUST TOOK OUT THE REF~~!!![Jr.:] BAH GAWD REF BUMP!!!! Flip sees his opportunity; low blow to Matt Shane! Flip slides out of the ring and pushes the time keeper off her chair, grabbing it and sliding it into the ring. Flip reenters the ring, grabs the chair and beats it against the canvas as Matt Shane starts getting back up, holding himself in places. He shakes his head, turns around, Flip swing the chair-- MATT SHANE CAUGHT THE CHAIR!! LOW KICK TO FLIP STALEY AND THE CROWD ERUPTS!! Flip drops the chair, holding himself, Matt scoops him up, CATATONIC!! CATATONIC ONTO THE CHAIR!! Matt covers, but the ref is still down![Crowd:] ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! Matt breaks his pin and checks on the referee. The ref starts to get back to his feet, SCHOOL BOY!! SCHOOL BOY FROM FLIP STALEY! ONE! TWO!! THRE-- KICKOUT!!!
Matt's up, Flip's up, both men go for the lariat and take each other down! Matt with the nip-up! Flip's back to his feet, Matt with the Superkick, Flip ducks! Flip pulls Matt back, going for the Pike Place Cutter! Flip lifts Matt back overhead, goes for the Cutter, but Matt grabs Flip around the waist and lifts him up, German suplex! Matt keeps the waistlock applied, pulls Flip up, slides his arms up into a full nelson, yelling at the crowd "SHOULD I?!? SHOULD I?!?" and the crowd responds- DRAGON SUPLEX!! Matt Shane keeps the full nelson applied, rolls Flip up to his feet again, hooks in the double chickenwing-- TIGER SUPLEX!! Matt Shane rolls Flip up again, keeping the double chickenwing applied, both men up to their feet, Matt rolls Flip around, front facelock, Matt lifts Flip up for a suplex, sets him up in the corner-- PUNK BUSTER!! PUNK BUSTER!![Jr.:] PUNK BUSTER!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY THE PUNK BUSTER!! THIS!! ONE!! IS!! OVER!! Matt Shane covers; ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!Matt Shane becomes the Champion by pinfall Time: 17.16 Rating: 87% [Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! MATT SHANE HAS DONE IT!! MATT SHANE HAS BEATEN FLIP STALEY FOR THE NDP CHAMPIONSHIP!!! WE HAVE A NEW BAH GAWD NDP CHAMPION!!! MATT SHANE IS THE NEW NDP CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!
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