FORSAKEN - 26Mar06

[motosada]

FORSAKEN Supercard Menu
1. Opening <FOR.Open>
2. Roselyn Pride vs. Trent Kasta <FOR.RvK>
3. Gene Starr vs. Victor Harris - Submission Match <FOR.SvH>
4. Flip Staley vs. Mr. E <FOR.FvE>
5. Princess Aika vs. Light-Heavyweight Champion Akira Blaze - Light-Heavyweight Championship <FOR.LHWC>
6. Kaori NiGHT vs. Jo Ryder - Three Stages of Hell <FOR.NvR>
7. Winner of Staley/E vs Colleen vs Galcian vs Champion Matt Shane - Championship Rolling Two-Falls Match <FOR.NDPC>

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<FOR.Open>
Stabbing Westward's Save Yourself plays as the opening package for FORSAKEN is shown. Afterward, you're brought live...ish to Viking Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!

[Jr.:] GENTLEMEN!!

[Visper:] And ladies, too.

[Jr.:] Welcome to FORSAKEN!

[Visper:] This one's been a long time coming, ladies and gentlemen, with lots of pitfalls along the way. But we're happy and proud to finally be able to bring you this amazing Supercard Event.

[Jr.:] This thing barely happened, and we owe it all to a few choice people that helped finally get it finished and ready for everyone.

[Visper:] We do need to address some rumors before we begin, however. First, our opening match, Domino vs. Randy Isiac, has been cancelled.

[Jr.:] Domino decided to focus on her writing career and pulled all of her dates not just with us, but with any other promotion, too. We're disappointed that we can't bring you that contest, but we hope that what we can bring you will make up for it.

[Visper:] The other rumor regards Jo Ryder. As you know, Jo Ryder is set to face Kaori NiGHT in Three Stages of Hell tonight, being a normal-rules match, a submission-rules match, and finally a Lighttube Deathmatch. As of right now, we have not recieved confirmation that Jo Ryder is in the city of Philadelphia, let alone in the building.

[Jr.:] As you may know, Kaori NiGHT has been trying to get Jo Ryder in some sort of match here in NDP for well over a year, but Jo has managed to get out of it each and every time.

[Visper:] We would hope that this time would be different, but we won't know until bell time.

[Jr.:] I would certainly hope that the Queens of Professional Wrestling could put it all on the line here tonight.

[motosada]

[Visper:] Yanno what's going to be bloody, hateful, and filled with hospital visits?

[Jr.:] Um... the premiere of the next Uwe Boll film?

[Visper:] ... Well, that, too. But I, however, was talking about this next match.

[Jr.:] Oh, right. Damn.

[Visper:] These two have been trying to beat the hell out of each other since, well... Since Trent Kasta's debut. There've been choke outs, and bleeding, and apparently kidnapping.

[Jr.:] What is it with Roselyn Pride and abductions, anyway?

[Visper:] I dunno. She's a weird girl, she is.

Hellfire fills Viking Hall - the song from Soul Calibur II, not actual fire from the depths of hell - and Roselyn Pride slinks her way to the ring. She appears to be adverse to the mixed cheers in the crowd, and slides into the ring, scooting backward to the corner and staying there. Untitled from Scarlet plays, as I refuse to re-hash the "well, how can it be untitled when it's name is, in fact, 'Untitled'?" arguement. Kasta looks worried, and stays at the entrance for a moment, staring down at the ring, catching eyes with Roselyn. Suddenly, smiling, Roselyn pops up and hops out of the ring, trotting down to the entrance. She holds her arms out wide as she closes in on Trauma, but stops when she notices that Trauma isn't returning the gesture. Arms still open wide, she cocks her head to the side, and Trauma catches her in the jaw with an elbow pat!! Roselyn recoils in horror, stumbling back, and Trauma approaches her, looking far more sure of himself now.

[Visper:] You'd think he could at least wait for the bell to ring.

Roselyn retreats to the ring, and Trauma follows her in as the bell rings.


[The GREAT Moto]

Roselyn approaches Kasta again, arms open wide, but tears in her eyes, mouthing the word "why?" over and over again. Kasta takes a deep breath, then fires another elbow! Roselyn falls this time, and gets back up, looking ticked off now. Frowning, Roselyn yells at Kasta, and he replies by shouting some obscenities at Roselyn. Roselyn stands up and slaps Kasta, getting some "ooooooooooohhhhh's" from the crowd. Kasta fires another elbow pat at Roselyn, and Roselyn reacts violently, leaping forward and grasping Kasta around the neck! Kasta is shoved back into the corner, and Roselyn is trying to choke the life out of him, and Kasta gets his hands up, returning the favor!

[Jr.:] What the hell?!?

The referee gets in and tries to break it up, but gives up after a moment and begins the five-count.

1...
2...
3... The ref tries to break the hand grips again, but fails...
4...
5!!! Ref calls for the bell!!!

Double Disqualification
Time: 0.44

Trauma and Roselyn are still at each other's throats, and trainers and referees rush down to the ring in a desperate attempt to seperate the two.

[Jr.:] CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!

[Visper:] ... There aren't any commercials on Pay-Per-View-ishy things like this.

[Jr.:] Oh. Um... I got nothin'.

[Visper:] -depressed sigh-

CUTS TO THE BACK!

[motosada:] I've called you both into my office to tell you something important about the NDP Championship match tonight.

The camera pans over to show that Colleen and Galcian are standing in front of his desk.

[motosada:] That something is, that you will be going out to the ring tonight just as you are right now; alone. We don't need 20 people down at ringside for this match, and I don't want either of your compatriots to mess with the match. So, no Zachary Valentine, no Belleza, no Ramirez.

[Colleen:] WHAT?!?

[motosada:] -mutters under his breath "Here we go..."- Yes?

[Colleen:] How can you do that?!?

[motosada:] By saying "they can't come down to ringside".

[Colleen:] But--

[motosada:] No "buts". It's done. If you have a problem with my decision, I'm sure there's a locker room or two full of people who would love to take your place in the main event tonight.

THAT shuts Colleen up.

[motosada:] You're free to go. And keep in mind, I want you both to give it everything you've got in the NDP Championship match.

Colleen storms out of the office, and Galcian slowly exits, closing the door softly.

[motosada]

[Visper:] We've already seen some uncontrolable violence here tonight, and it's not about to get much better.

[Jr.:] Vic Harris has backed himself into a big corner here, and Gene Starr is looking to put him through it.

[Visper:] ... ... Anyway. These two faced off at SuperKickFest04, and Gene got the victory there. Not long after, Gene challenged Harris to a Submission match on Maelstrom, but just as the match was about to start, the boss man moved it to tonight, saying it was just too big a match for Maelstrom.

[Jr.;] Hopefully, he'll be right, and this won't be over quickly and painlessly.

[Visper:] Certainly!


[The GREAT Moto]

The bell rings, and we're off! To a slow start, as Gene and Victor just stand there, staring at each other. Gene begins to arrogantly walk, mocking a circling, but Victor doesnt move, and Gene just ends up getting close. The two stand there, and yell for a moment, exchanging words, before Gene fires a middle kick, Victor only affected for a moment, and firing back for a chop, which sends Gene stumbling. But he comes right back, and Victor moves into him. Collar and elbow tie up, which Gene quickly wins, pushing Victor into the ropes. The ref calls for a break, and Gene does, taking a few steps back, then slaps Victor right in the face.

[Visper:] Wholly unnecessary. Gene's just out to make a mockery of this whole thing. And this match was even his idea!

They yell for a little, before tying up again. Gene has the upper hand, but Victor reverses at the last second, and moves for a clean break, but he closes a hand. The ref opens the hand as Victor moves away, distracting him. Gene takes advantage, and slaps him once again, and is able to slip out, and quickly chop blocks Victor, who sinks down to his knees, then rolls a bit, grabbing at his leg. Gene is right up, though, grabbing that injured leg and moving to apply some sort of hold, but Victor kicks him off, and rolls to his knees, then his feet, hobbling towards Gene, with a fist raised.

Gene was playing possible, and as soon as Victor grabs him, he tackles that one leg, causing Victor to howl in pain. Gene moves quickly, and gets what he was going for the first time; an Achilles' tendon hold. Victor yells again, arching and reaching for the ropes. Gene holds the hold for a few moments more, then releases and stands up, doing a spinning leg lock, then popping right back up and applying a heel hook! Victor moves quickly, rolling over then scooting closer, to nullify the excruciating hold. He relaxes for a moment, then clenches a fist and punches Gene right in the kidney! Gene releases the leg for a moment, as Victor moves in, and throws two punches right to Gene's jaw! The ref catches his arm before an attempted third, and he gets pulled away, but not without getting a stomp in, as Gene rolls out of the ring, Victor calling to the crowd.

[Visper:] Vic Harris, getting pumped up here. He's got Gene reeling, but it doesn't matter much, because the crowd support isn't exactly going to weaken Gene up for a Boston crab!

As the ref starts to yell at Gene to get inside, Victor slides to the outside. Victor moves to Gene, who's now on his hands and knees, and applies a front chancery, Vic brings him up...Gene breaks the hold, and has the head and arm captured! He grabs the bottom rope, and hits the Outlaw's Edge into the apron! Victor falls to the ground as Gene regroups, breathing hard, and moves to grab Victor again. Victor tries to fight off, but Gene stomps him a few times to make him complacent. Gene raises Victor up slowly again , and grabs his good leg, going for a shinbreaker, and gets him real high up, moving to the rail! The fans and ref tell him no, but Gene doesn't listen, and drops him near the foot on the rail!

[Jr.:] GENE STARR DROPS VICTOR HARRIS ON HIS-- his, um...

The shuffling of papers is heard.

[Jr.:] HIS LATERAL MAL.. Mallio... lateral malleolus! Yeah! That's it!

[Visper:] Thank God for Google, huh? Cuz otherwise, you could've just said "fibula". Put the laptop away.

[Jr.:] Aww... But, but, WiFi!

[Visper:] How the hell do you even know what WiFi is? Aren't you like, 50?

[Jr.:] er.. no. 38, thank you.

[Visper:] ... Time has done a number on you, man.

Gene reaches over, grabbing Victor by the hair and dragging him back to the inside, and, with much effort, into the ring. Gene takes a moment to rub his jaw, opening and closing it, then rolling into the ring and popping to his feet, watching Victor as he attempts to stand up. As he gets to a knee, Gene kicks him right in that knee, causing him to yell as Gene grabs his legs quickly, pulling him into the center of the ring, the literal malletus or whatever going under the leg for perfect leverage! Victor starts yelling already, and fights out through thrashing and getting to the ropes as Gene lets go of the hold, and stomps him again, this time on the lower back.

Gene gets a handful of his hair, but Victor throws a closed fist at his kidney again, and connects! Gene backs up a little, and Victor, from his knees, socks him right in the mouth! Gene goes down! Victor crawls over to Gene, occasionally yelling in pain, and gets behind Gene as he starts to sit up! Chin lock! Gene squirms, yelling as he manages to sling a leg over a rope, then cling to it. Victor releases as Gene rolls over, as he's able to get to his feet. Victor grabs Gene by the hair and forearms him on the crown, then raises him up to his feet, and hits the ropes. Gene tries to surprise Victor with a lariat, but Victor ducks, comes back, and hits Gene with his own before stumbling into the corner, Gene just laying there as he rubs his jaw, dazed.

Victor moves over slowly, Gene moving up and standing up slowly, Victor preparing, and he launches up with a dropkick! It's all or nothing, and Victor gets...nothing! Gene moves out of the way, and Victor falls to the mat knees first! He yells out in pain, and Gene goes for the kill, tying up his legs as fast as he can and then applying the reverse figure four! Victor's in the center of the ring! He's got nowhere to go! He's reaching for the ropes, but he's not gonna get there! Gene torques, and Victor submits! Victory for Gene Starr at FORSAKEN!!

Gene Starr wins by submission
Time: 13.12
Rating: 74%

[Visper:] Gene getting the win here, and even mixing it up quite a bit in the process.

[Jr.:] Usually, Gene looks to get a submission with a Texas Cloverleaf, but he didn't even attempt it during this match, looking more for a straight-out mixed martial arts submission style, using the Achilles' tendon hold and the heel hook, and then going for the reverse figure four when he got the opportunity.

[Visper:] Vic Harris can't be too happy with her performance here, but to be honest, he was completely out of his league. Honestly, outside of his match with Matt Shane on Outbreak in the Time Trials, I've never really seen him do anything in the way of submissions.

[Jr.:] You really have to wonder what made him accept this match.

[motosada]

Backstage, in front of the NDP banner, Miles Bell and Flip Staley standing by for an interview...

[Miles:] Flip, it's been a while since you've been on NDP Television, and uh - hey, you look, uhm... smaller.

Flip looks at the NDP banner and rips it from the wall, one solid tear down the middle, pulling most of the logo down with it, except for two stripes...

[Flip:] Because I lost a lot of fluff muscle. This, tonight, is my LAST match in NDP - and for a long time, it will be my LAST as a pro wrestler. I'm giving up pro wrestling for Mixed Martial Arts, and if I'm going to do well there, I had to slim down to a leaner, less "body builder" looking body - something, y'know, practical.

So, what do you want me to say? That tonight is an honored night? Tonight is a loose end - Mr. E knocked Aika Sugiyama into a deep haze of confusion that she hasn't come out of, and win or lose, I will FALL avenging my wife.

[Miles:] W-wife?!

[Flip:] Yeah!

[Miles:] But, your last match in NDP? What could possibly bring you back?

[Flip:] Three things - the right opponent at the right show and being paid the right amount of money: Three things NDP doesn't have.

Staley walks off, scene fades to the arena...

I Pagaliacci brings Mr. E to the ring, Darude's Sandstorm brings Staley... Mr. E recieving a STRONG positive reaction from the crowd... and Staley recieving a mix of boos and "PLEASE DON'T GO!" chants - split seemingly fifty-fifty.

[Visper:] Psh! Fickle ass wrestling crowds, listen to them! They don't know if they want him to stay or go!

[Jr.:] Well, he HAS been a part of NDP since the beginning... he's been here longer than we have!

[Visper:] And look at him! He's gone anorexic!

[Jr.:] But, he said he lost weight to fight at a natural 90 kilograms!

[Visper:] Psh, Fedor Country eh? GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR JAW, STALEY!


[Joe]

Actual match... E and Staley circle, Staley rushes in with a few punches, and E's taking them, blocking a lot of hits, smacking his hands away before Staley gets frustrated and begins swining more wildly - E ducks back, catches Staley's hand, spins him into the half nelson - Phenomenal Mystery! E keeps it locked in, rolls through - a second!

[Visper:] DO IT! BREAK HIS FUCKING NECK!

[Jr.:] ...so much for journalistic integrity...

E rolls through with Staley again, a THIRD! He holds a bridge with the Half Nelson, the ref slides in, counting, ONETWOTHREE!

Mr. E def. Flip Staley by pinfall
Time: 1.07

[Jr.:] ...already? But... th-this is a man respected in NDP for his longevity - for his near Kobashi-like levels of Champion-ness! For his expertly coiffed hair and rapidly increasing amounts of tattoos! He's-

[Visper:] GONE! OH JESUS IN HEAVEN, PRAISE BE UNTO YOU! THE GREASY BOXER IS GONE!

[Jr.:] That means that Mr. E is going on to face Colleen, Galcian, and Matt Shane for the NDP Championship later tonight!

[Visper:] And what a way to go!

[Jr.:] But, now you'll never get your revenge.

[Visper:] Oh, well.

[motosada]

[Visper:] Now, with our next match being the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship Match, I guess now would be a good time to talk about the upcoming interpromotional tournament that New Damage Prowrestling will be hosting in anticipation of the super-huge, interpromotional event "Evolution.R".

[Jr.:] Indeed a good time, Visper. NDP has gathered up some of the greatest Light-Heavyweights in the world, and they'll all be fighting for a chance to face the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion - be that Akira Blaze or Princess Aika, which we'll find out in just a few minutes - at Evolution.R.

[Visper:] Some of the people involved in this tournament, you might know. Some will more than likely be new faces to a majority of our audience. But, they've all come with the hopes of becoming the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion at Evolution.R, and the tournament will actually begin on the upcoming edition of Outbreak, which in anticipation of the Evolution.R event will be known as "Outbreak: Evolution".

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Confirmed for NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship Evolution.R Tournament
Representing Pro-Wrestling WILD: Paradigm
Representing FirePro National: Hellkat
Representing OG-Joshi: Yoyo Banzai
Representing Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre: K-Blade
Representing Pro-Wrestling WHAT: 50CENTAVOS
Representing Los Angeles Woman's Luchadore: Lucky Lupe

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[Visper:] Also, representing New Damage Prowrestling in this tournament will be the loser of this next match.

[Jr.:] Well, that's only seven... Wait. -mumbling, while counting his fingers- Yeah! That's only seven! Don't tournaments usually have like, eight people?

[Visper:] Yes, they do. Unfortunately, we're not quite sure who the eighth competitor will be, and nobody that knows is talking.

[Jr.:] So...

[Visper:] So, we'll have to wait until they show up to know who it'll be.

[Jr.:] Ah. Okay, then. Ooh! Maybe it'll be Samoa Joe!

[Visper:] ... He's not a Light-Heavyweight.

[Jr.:] But, in TNA--

[Visper:] They're different.

[Jr.:] Oh... Okay.

[Visper:] On to the match. Princess Aika has been chasing the Light-Heavyweight Championship for as long as she's been in NDP, which is almost as long as there's been a Light-Heavyweight Championship. Akira Blaze managed to take the title from the original Light-Heavyweight Champion, Kristin Blade, at SuperKickFest04. Princess Aika and her posse quickly broke up the party, but not before injuring Kristin Blade to the point where she was hospitalized, and working over Akira Blaze pretty badly, too.

[Jr.:] Ever since, Akira Blaze has been defending the Light-Heavyweight Championship at nearly every opportunity, truly proving herself as a fighting champion, and it was only a matter of time before her path crossed with Princess Aika's.

[Visper:] Princess Aika has taken every single opportunity to work over Akira and soften her up for this match. Princess Aika has worn Akira's right arm pretty badly, to the point where Akira is wearing bandanges all over the arm. All that's going to do though, is tell Princess Aika that it's working and encourage the behavior.

[Jr.:] Coming to the ring with bandages is just like putting a bullseye on yourself. It's telling your opponent "oh, hey, hit me here!"

[Visper:] Akira Blaze is a very strong competitor, though, so it will be interesting to see if she can work through it and walk away with the title tonight.


[The GREAT Moto]

The bell rings, and both women charge, Akira connecting with a Lariat from her good arm! Princess Aika instantly rolls to the outside, and Akira yells at her to get back in the ring, Princess Aika sitting outside rubbing at her head. She starts working the count, occasionally inviting Akira to fly to the outside, which she refuses. Princess Aika slides in at 17, then slides right back out, Akira climbing onto the apron, and taking a two step lead. Princess Aika turns around...right into a missilekick! She's sent stumbling back into the rail, which makes her shriek as Akira moves to her feet slowly and carefully, then moves for Princess Aika, who's now slumping with her back to the rail. Akira grabs Princess Aika by the chin, and slaps her in the face, then drags her to the ring and rolls her inside.

Princess Aika starts rolling, trying to make it to the other side of the ring, but Akira charges and lands a flashing elbow right to Princess Aika's gut in midroll. She starts coughing as Akira pins her, the coughing helping her kick out. Akira gets up, starting to calm down, then she looks at her taped arm, and gets all riled up again, stomping Princess Aika repeatedly. Akira brings Princess Aika up, and the Flash Princess fights out with two elbows, then she hits the ropes and hits a jumping knee kick, as Akira stumbles back, then comes back with one of her own, knocking Princess Aika down! Cover! A bare two.

Akira gets right back up, and raises Princess Aika up, shoving her into the corner, and climbs out and climbs up the turnbuckle, looking for the Calf Branding! Princess Aika grabs Akira's wrists, and slings her over like an iconoclasm! Akira rolls through, but is on one knee! Princess Aika charges in, and hits a Shining Magic Girl Triangle on Akira's...good arm! This hits Princess Aika when Akira grabs her hands and lifts her with ease! You can hear the Princess curse as she's held up...WILD BOMB~!! One! Two! Three-kickout! But, the ref's hand hit the mat three times! The bell rings, and the announcement is made as Akira falls back in the corner, as a groggy Princess Aika gestures and mumbles at the ref.

Akira Blaze retains the Light-Heavyweight Championship by pinfall
Time: 5.07
Rating: 59%

[Visper:] And Akira Blaze retains the Light-Heavyweight Championship in brutal fashion!

[Jr.:] Princess Aika spent a long time working that arm of Akira Blaze's over in past shows, but she slipped up and paid for it, big time.

[Visper:] I don't even know if she realizes what's happened. She got dropped on her head really, really hard there. That was a very Quinton Jackson-esque powerbomb.

[Jr.:] There still seems to be a bit of confusion as to what happened at the end, but the referee seems to be saying that the decision stands. And Akira Blaze is still the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion!

[motosada]

Trust Me by everyone's favorite HUGE International Pop Star hits Viking Hall, bringing out Kaori NiGHT. She hops into the ring, and grabs a mic.

[Kaori:] Now, there's word going around that Jo Ryder, my opponent for tonight, isn't in the building. Now, as much as I'd like to believe otherwise, this seems to perfectly fit Jo's mold over the past year or so, always finding some way to duck me. So, I'd like to know one way or the other, if Jo Ryder is going to get her ass handed to her by me tonight.

Rocket Science hits the PA system, and out comes the boss guy.

[motosada:] Sad to say, Kaori NiGHT, that Jo Ryder will not be here tonight.

Kaori gets pissed and kicks the bottom rope, yelling some nonsense.

[motosada:] As you may or may not know, back in December, Jo Ryder was hospitilized due to a hole that had developed in her lung. This is something that is a very severe health risk, and one that Ms. Ryder is believed to have hidden for quite some time. However, she couldn't ignore the problem anymore when it nearly caused her death.

The crowd boos, and Kaori rolls her eyes.

[Kaori:] Just another damn lie to get out of a match with me!

[motosada:] Well, never fear, Kaori NiGHT, for you will still have a match tonight! It will be a normal match, so don't worry about the Three Stages of Hell. Your opponent will be someone you're familiar with from OG-Joshi, so I'm sure you two will work wonderfully together!

moto leaves the stage, and a moment later, Kick 'Em When He's Down by The Offspring hits-- it's Holly! OG-Joshi's Holly is Kaori NiGHT's opponent! Kaori looks even more pissed than hearing that she won't be facing Jo Ryder, and throws her mic down the entrance ramp, almost hitting Holly in the head with it. Holly laughs, and hops up on the apron smiling widely.

[Visper:] Bitch!

[Jr.:] That's... correct. Holly is a practitioner of the Bitch-Jitzu arts.

[Visper:] No, I mean, she's a bitch.

[Jr.:] Well... from my understanding, she doesn't get along with others--

[Visper:] CUZ SHE'S A BITCH!

[Jr.:] Wait. Didn't you beat her for McLanahan Pro's Globally Honored Pants?

[Visper:] Yep!

[Jr.:] So, why're you so hostile here?

[Visper:] Cuz she's MY bitch! Bwahahahahaaaha!!!

[Jr.:] Oooooooooh.


[The GREAT Moto]

The match starts suddenly, even before the bell, as Holly rushes Kaori, and hitting a jumping front kick! Kaori falls back into the corner, covering her face as Holly laughs, clapping as the crowd boos her. She even takes the time to walk toward the announcer's table and yell something to Visper.

[Visper:] Oh, yeah?! You want me to knock you on your ass again, bitch?!

[Jr.:] Christ, girl. Calm down.

Holly backs up, and runs at Kaori, going for a bronco buster, but Kaori slips out of the way, Holly missing and getting a crotch full of turnbuckle pad. Kaori gets up, and screams, then throws a huge right kick to Holly's back! Holly untangles herself from the ropes and charges Kaori again, but gets caught with an armdrag. They both roll up, and both charge, Kaori running right into a knee lift to the chest. Kaori stubles back, coughing, as Holly slaps Kaori right across her face. They yell at each other for a moment, before Kaori gets slapped again, then snapmared over. Holly jumps up, and double stomps her right on the chest! Kaori starts coughing as Holly does her crotch chop routine.

Holly starts lifting Kaori up, smiling sadistically, until Kaori pops up and hits an arm drag again, Holly rolling to one knee as Kaori pops up, and hits a running dropkick to her face, sending her rolling backwards. Kaori gets up again, and grabs Holly by the hair, and standing her up, shoving her into the ropes then whipping her across the ring. Kaori catches Holly and drops her with a mountain bomb, but Holly turns it into a quick rollup! Only a two count.

Both are up, Holly first, and she hits the ropes, but runs into a spin kick! Holly pops back up quickly, and slaps Kaori, yelling. Kaori hits the ropes, and hits a shoulder block. They yell, and Kaori fakes going out for a shoulder block, but hits a mid kick, then an axe kick immediately afterwards, as Kaori points and laughs.

[Jr.:] Kaori NiGHT, giving Holly a bit of her own medicine.

[Visper:] And damn deserving, too!

Kaori then hits the ropes, and drops a quick elbow, and lays down for a breather, popping up as Holly screams and slowly raises up. Kaori slips up and lifts Holly to her feet, then quickly hits a northern lights suplex, only catching two! Kaori measures Holly as she starts standing, and hits a wheelkick right to the back of Holly's head. Holly raises to her hands and knees, then slumps to one side, as Kaori grabs a hand full of hair, pulling her up. Holly quickly hits a drop toe hold, then moves quickly into a one legged deathlock, bumping quickly as Kaori yells out and reaches for the ropes. Holly stands up slowly, shaking the cobwebs out, and lifts Kaori's leg up, and slams it down with a kneebreaker, as she leans against the ropes, Kaori slowly raising up. Holly quickly ties on a headlock, then punches Kaori twice in the forehead, mocking her. Sadly, Kaori's still got energy, and she arches a kick up and it connects with the back of Holly's head, knocking her down!

[Jr.:] Amazing flexability from Kaori NiGHT! That kick almost looked like a scorpion striking with its tail!

Holly's conveniently close to a corner as she falls down. Kaori looks around, the crowd cheering, as she jumps up and over Holly, then onto the top rope, carefully turning around. She pauses, then launches off, going for the Pop Star Flash! Holly gets the knees up, and Kaori guts herself on them! Holly pops up quickly, and grabs Kaori by the hair and positions her...Loser's Lunch! She turns her over! One! Two! Thre-NO!! Kaori kicks out!

Kaori's still coughing, her whole torso in pain. Holly sits up and yells, then stands up, panting, and loostening up her tights. She brings Kaori up, and kicks her straight in the gut, tucking her head in...She hoists Kaori up! Muff Driver!! She rolls into a pin quickly! One! Two! Three!

Holly wins by pinfall
Time: 14.43
Rating: 76%

[Jr.:] And Holly sneaking a big win over Kaori NiGHT-- Kaori didn't even have a proper chance to prepare for this match!

[Visper:] Oh, Christ. PULL YOUR PANTS UP, WHORE!

[Jr.:] Eh? Oh! Yeah! Pull... pull 'em up. Yeah.

Holly rolls out of the ring, taking a moment to yank her tights back up into their proper position, and walks toward the announce table. Visper stands up and the two stare at each other, Holly laughing and Visper more serious, and Holly rips the headset right off Visper!

[Holly:] Testes, testes, one, two. Whassamatter, girl? Hiding behind the announce table? Or just giving head to your friend over there?

[Jr.:] Wha, me?

[Holly:] Yes, you!-- WOAH!

Visper makes a grab for Holly and she jumps back, pulling the headset off and tossing it back at Visper before walking away, laughing. Visper sits back down and pulls out a can of generic-brand disenficting aerosol cleaner, spraying down her headset before putting it back on.

[Visper:] I swear to God! Hate that woman!

[Jr.:] Why is there a can of Lysol under the desk?

[Visper:] In case you touch me.

[Jr.:] Oh.

[motosada]

[Visper:] And it's finally time for the main event. If you haven't been paying attention over the past few shows, this match is going to be held under some very different rules. It's a fatal four-way match, but only two of the competitors will be in the ring at the same time. As soon as one of the competitors is pinned or submits, the person on the outside will be brought in. This continues until one of the competitors has scored two falls in a row.

[Jr.:] I'm confused.

[Visper:] Well, you are at that age.

[Jr.:] Yeah. I mean, wait. What age?

[Visper:] Just... just shut up and nod your head, Lann.

[Jr.:] ... 'kay.

[Visper:] Now, each of the challengers for the NDP Championship had to fight their way here in the NDP Championship Series. Each of them had to defeat two opponents in order to make it this far, and this unique match will truly test the mettle of our Champion and his challengers.

[Jr.:] Although none of the challengers had an easy time making it here, "The Living Venus" easily had the more challenging, as her two opponents were Mr. E and Gene Starr, two of the toughest competitors in the business.

[Visper:] Both of those men showed that tonight as well, but unlike Victor Harris and Flip Staley, Colleen had a fair share of help during her matches - particularly against Gene Starr, where she used a weight-loaded boot to inflict some heavy damage on Starr before picking up the win.

[Jr.:] Mr. E had quite a way into this match, earning the spot by defeating Flip Staley earlier in the night. The spot, of course, opened up when Phil Buster decided to leave the promotion. To take his ball and go home, as it were. Mr. E had been in the NDP Championship Series, but was defeated by Colleen, leading to an interesting dynamic should the two get into the ring against each other.

[Visper:] This match will certainly push them all to their limits, as this just isn't the kind of match we're used to seeing in this country. Matt Shane will have to be especially careful, as if he's taken out, he could lose the NDP Championship without getting the chance to stop his opponents from winning.

[Jr.:] But, on the same token, Matt Shane could scoop up the victory quickly if he manages to take care of Mr. E and Colleen in two straight falls--Galcian wouldn't even have the chance to compete for the title.

[Visper:] He certainly could; Matt Shane earned that first entry spot by winning the Time Challenge two shows ago at Outbreak. That has to give him a lot of confidence.

[Jr.:] Let's hope it won't be his downfall.

The camera cuts to the ring, where the to-be-named ring announcer stands, ready to get on with the show.

[Announcer:] Laaaaaaaaaaaaadies and gentlemen! It is time for the maaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin event; the Rolling Two-Falls Match for the New Damage Prowrestling Championship! Four competitors will participate in this match, with two active in the ring and two waiting on the outside. When one competitor scores a pinfall, submission, count-out, or knock out, their opponent will leave the ring to the outside and a new competitor will take their place. This will continue until one competitor has scored two consecutive falls to become the New Damage Prowrestling Champion!

Carbon hits Viking Hall, bringing out Galcian; Ramirez and Belleza both staying in the back per the boss' orders. Galcian heads toward the ring and enters with his slow dramaticism. Galcian heads toward a neutral corner, standing stoicly in wait for his opponents. Carbon fades and is replaced by Women's Cry by Shocknina, bringing out the so-called Living Venus, Colleen. Just like Ramirez and Belleza, Zachary Valentine has been ordered to stay in the back, so Colleen walks alone. Taking her time into the ring, Colleen heads to the opposite corner of Galcian. I Pagaliacci by Luciano Pavarotti hits the second time tonight, and the hulking Mr. E makes his way to the red corner in the ring. After a brief silence, Game Over's Cataclysmic Clash hits, and Matt Shane makes his entrance to the arena, NDP Championship held high in his hands. He takes a moment to stare into the ring, takes another moment to look at the NDP Championship, and then charges the ring, sliding under the bottom rope before popping to his feet. He looks around at the challengers for his title, then heads to the blue corner as Cataclysmic Clash fades out.

[Announcer:] First, introducing the challengers! From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, standing 6 feet 2 inches and weighing in at 266 pounds. representing ARMADA, he is Adam Gaaaaaaaaalciiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black and grey streamers are thrown into the ring from the crowd behind Galcian's corner.

[Announcer:] From and made of Parts Unknown, standing 6 feet even and weighing in at 278 lbs., he is The Violence Tenor, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmisssterrrrrrrrrrrrrr Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Black and purple streamers are thrown into the ring by the cheering crowd behind the red corner where Mr. E stands.

[Announcer:] From Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 5 feet 3 inches and weighing in at 148 lb--

Colleen leans in toward the announcer and whispers something in his ear. The two talk back-and-forth for a moment, and Colleen finally steps back to her corner, smiling.

[Announcer:] -clears throat- From Las Vegas, Nevada, standing 5 feet 3 inches and weighing in at 128 lbs., she is the Living Venus, Coooooooooolllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeennnnn!!!!!!!!

From the crowd come white streamers... No, those aren't streamers! They're toilet paper rolls! The crowd is throwing toilet paper into the ring, and Colleen is pissed off! She starts grabbing at the rolls and throwing them back into the ring, cursing at the crowd as they begin to toss the rolls back toward her.

[Jr.:] Who the hell brings toilet paper to a pro wrestling event?!?

[Announcer:] And finally, from Cleveland, Ohio, standing 6 feet 3 inches and weighing in at 232 lbs., he is the reigning New Damage Prowrestling Champion, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue and white streamers flood the ring from Matt Shane's corner, and he holds the NDP Championship high in the air as the streamers rain in on him. Once all the streamers are finished being tossed inside, the ring crew begins pulling them out from the ring. The referee takes the NDP Championship from Matt Shane, displays it to his opponents and the crowd, and Colleen and Galcian exit the ring to begin the match.

[Visper:] Aw, jeeze, can you believe that?

[Jr.:] What?

[Visper:] Colleen telling the announcer to lie about her weight.

[Jr.:] ... I'm sure the announcer's information was just off.

[Visper:] They just weighed in tonight. Colleen is being overdramatically vain!


[The GREAT Moto]
First person to get two consecutive falls wins.

Fall 1: Matt Shane vs Mr. E

Intense stare-down between E and Shane. The two men feign locking up, circle around, and have a couple half-hearted strike attempts. They finally lock up and Mr. E shoves Matt Shane back, tossing him nearly across the ring!

[Visper:] Mr. E, showing that he won't be one to trifle with during this match. He knows he's stronger than Matt Shane, and Matt Shane knows that now, too.

Matt rolls onto a knee and takes a moment to stare in disbelief at Mr. E before getting back to his feet. He circles E again, a bit more pensive, and they lock up again, Mr. E delivering a hard knee to Matt's gut before shoving him away again. Matt rolls back up to his feet, backs up to the corner, and curses himself. Matt attempts to loosen himself up as Mr. E stoicly stands across him, waiting.

[Jr.:] Matt Shane looking quite nervous here. He's defended the NDP Championship before, but never on this level.

[Visper:] This isn't their first meeting, either, but the Midwest Invasion's Random Night hardly has the kind of pressure as an NDP Championship match on a Supercard Event. And while Matt Shane did pick up the victory there, it's been a year and both of them have become much fiercer competitors.

[Jr.:] But Matt Shane is the NDP Champion, and he has a giant bulls-eye on his back because of it. This is truly his match to lose.

[Visper:] Keep in mind, too, that Mr. E has already been in action tonight. Granted, it was a pretty quick match, but he could've hurt himself smashing Flip Staley up.

Matt Shane goes to lock up again, Mr. E dives in for it, back switch from Matt, but nothing comes of it and Mr. E slings him over with a snapmare-- Matt lands on his feet! He hops up, going for a head scissors whip on Mr. E who is down on one knee, but Mr. E shoves the head scissors off and Matt goes tumbling under the ropes to the outside! Mr. E gets up and follows him out, and Matt catches him with a kick as E lands on the floor. Matt hits another kick, and another, but they don't seem to be doing any damage to Mr. E. He kicks Mr. E in the gut and goes for an arm drag, but Mr. E doesn't budge and Matt lands on his back, his arm still hooked! Colleen approaches the two softly, but Mr. E glances her way and she skitters off back to the other side of the ring. Mr. E pulls Matt up and rolls him back into the ring, sliding in after. Scoop slam from Mr, E, and he pulls Matt back to his feet, lifting him for a suplex before bringing Matt back down to the canvas with all of E's weight on top of him! Mr. E goes for a cover; one, t-- not even two.

Mr. E up, Matt up right after, Matt goes for an Irish whip but Mr. E reverses, Matt Shane comes barreling back, right into a big boot from Mr. E. Mr. E pulls Matt up, Irish whip, reversed by Shane and Mr. E comes barreling back, taking Matt down with another big boot! Matt Shane slow to his feet, Mr. E pulls him in for a piledriver, going for a facebuster instead. Mr. E back to his feet, pulls Matt up by his hair, Matt with punches to Mr. E's SOLAR PLEXUS, fights Mr. E off, standing switch, Matt going for a dragon suplex but Mr. E just tosses him over with one arm and delivers a crushing soccer ball kick to the spine of Matt Shane. Mr. E covers; one, two--- just barely two.

Mr. E pulls Matt up and shoves him into the corner, attacking with clubbing blows against the back of Matt. The referee calls for a clean break and Mr. E complies, backing up and then charging into the corner shoulder-first, right into the mid-section of Matt Shane. Mr. E continues to hit hard shoulder butts into the mid-section of the Champ, and after a good five of them, pulls Shane out before lifting him into a high bear hug. Mr. E shakes away at Shane, squeezing and adding pressure to the bear hug, and Matt Shane tries desperately to escape, resorting to elbows to the head of Mr. E! Mr. E tries to shrug them off, or to add pressure to the hold to make Shane quit, but Shane is persistant and apparantly persistance pays for Mr. E, and he releases the bear hug by tossing him into the top rope! Matt bounces off the rope and down to the canvas, and Mr. E follows up with a big elbow drop right to the chest of Matt Shane! Mr. E pulls Matt to his feet, sets him up on his shoulder for the Canadian Hammer, but Matt slips off E's shoulder! Matt reaches back, Sit-Out Neckbreaker from Matt Shane! Matt looks like the landing took more out of him than Mr. E, getting to his feet holding his sides. Mr. E gets back up as Matt Shane stomps and kicks at him, Matt pulls him in attempting a scoop slam, but Matt can't get him up and he pulls back, holding his sides. Mr. E grabs Matt by the back of his head and lays into him with a series of hard clubbing blows to Matt's back before clutching him by the neck and leg and lifing him up only to drop the NDP Champion right across his knee!

[Jr.:] What a sick rib breaker from Mr. E! Matt Shane could seriously have been hurt!

Mr. E pulls Matt up, fallaway slam from The Phenom. Mr. E pulls him back up-- Matt Shane with a victory roll out of nowhere! One, two-- Kickout!!

[Visper:] Where in the HELL did THAT come from?!?

[Jr.:] FROM THE DEPTHS OF HIS BAH GAWD SOUL!!!

Matt Shane back up, kicking at Mr. E again as he gets up, pulls him in and attempts the scoop slam again... he gets Mr. E off his feet, gets him about parallel with the ground, but it's too much for him and Mr. E falls right on him! Mr. E with an improptu cover; one, two, t-- kickout!

Mr. E grabs Matt to his feet and grabs him, again looking to barrage Shane with those hammer blows to the back, but Matt slaps Mr. E's hand away and hits a disturbingly-sick enzuigiri, landing right on his back and causing him to roll back out to the floor!

[Visper:] Not a smart move, I don't think, on the part of Matt Shane. He might've avoided those hammer blows, but I'm willing to bet that falling right onto a supurbly worked-over body part isn't any better.

Matt stands up, hunched over onto the apron, trying to catch his breath and get some feeling back in his mid-section. Mr. E works back up to his feet and heads to the ropes near Matt. Mr. E goes to leave from between the ropes and Matt Shane just out of nowhere connects with another one of those overhead enzuigiris, landing on his back again, but cracking Mr. E solidly in the head, causing him to bounce between the middle and bottom ropes for a moment before crashing to the outside right on his masked face!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD WHAT A SICK LANDING!!!

Matt Shane takes the opportunity to continue resting himself. Mr. E starts getting back up, and Matt comes in with a hard kick right to his head, knocking him back down, then returns to holding his side. Mr. E starts getting back up again, Matt lets him, kick to the gut, scoop sla-- wrong! DDT, right on the thin-ass mats on the outside!

[Visper:] Good thing Mr. E is wearin' a mask, cuz he ain't pretty no more!

Matt gets up, groaning as he clutches his sides, and rolls into the ring at the ref's 12 count, using the ropes to hold him up as he takes a breather. Mr. E gets back into the ring, crawling under the ropes at the 17 count, and Matt Shane bounds off the ropes, connecting with a kneel kick to Mr. E's noggin. Mr. E doesn't get taken down, and as Matt is getting back to his feet, Mr. E takes to the ropes, and Matt connects with another big kneel kick, taking Mr. E down this time! Mr. E and Matt Shane both up slowly, Matt with a kick to the gut, hooks his leg over Mr. E's head and hooks his arms for the Rocker Dropper!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! SHADES OF THAT GUY WHO SHAWN MICHAELS KICKED THROUGH A GLASS WINDOW DURING THE BARBER SHOP!!!

Matt Shane certainly not his best friend right now, as he falls over Mr. E to make a cover; one, two, thr-- kickout!

Matt up, trying to get the crowd behind him as he signals for the big scoop slam again, Mr. E getting back to his feet. Matt kicks away at Mr. E, pulls him in and hooks him for a vertical suplex then clutches him and tries to lift him again, but it's still no good! Mr. E pulls away from Matt's scoop slam attempt and clutches his neck again, clubing Matt Shane across the back again and again and again, but Matt stays standing, back bent and face looking pained, and Shane fires a hard right punch at Mr. E! Mr. E gets rocked, but comes right back with another clubbing blow! Matt Shane almost got knocked to the mat with that one, but manages to stay on his feet, and he fires another right at the head of Mr. E! Mr. E gets rocked back again, but comes right back and clubs Matt Shane, and Shane retaliates with another big right, taking almost no time to recover from the hammer blow from Mr. E! Shane fires another one, and another, knocking Mr. E back, toe kick from Matt, pulls Mr. E up onto his shoulders, AcuPUN-- No! He couldn't hold the weight and Mr. E slides off-- Mr. E picks Matt Shane up onto his shoulders, almost looking like a Death Valley driver, and starts spinning around-- He slides Matt Shane off into a sit-down powerbomb; one, two, three!!

Mr. E eliminates Matt Shane by pinfall
Time: 14.54

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! MAMMOTH BUSTER!! IF THIS WERE A SINGLES MATCH, WE'D HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! NEW NDP CHAMPION! BAH GAWD!!!

[Visper:] But Mr. E still has one competitor to get through before he can do that, and that competitor is The Living Venus, Colleen!

[Jr.:] Mr. E has got to be upset at Colleen for costing him his entry into this match in the first place, as the two faced in the NDP Championship series and Colleen messed with Mr. E's mask to make it so he couldn't see, and then used the ropes and pulled his tights to score the pinfall victory, and bring her to this match right now.

[Visper:] Unfortunately for Colleen, Zach Valentine isn't at ringside tonight, being banned so that crap like that won't happen here.

Fall 2: Mr. E vs The Living Venus

Colleen dashes into the ring and goes on the attack, laying into Mr. E with right after right after right, switches to a constant stream of toe kicks, and then goes back to laying in the rights-- small package! One, two-- kickout!

Colleen takes to the ropes, goes for the Thesz Press, but just runs into a solid wall of Mr. E, and Colleen drops to the mat like a stone. Colleen is holding her neck, rolls back to her feet, low dropkick from The Living Venus! Colleen starts kicking away at Mr. E's knee, another low dropkick finally brings him to his knees, and Colleen with a dropkick to the face of Mr. E! Colleen takes to the ropes, running dropkick to the chest of Mr, E and he tumbles backward toward the ropes. Colleen grabs his leg, ties it up in the ropes, and starts kicking at the knee, standing on it, doing anything she can as the referee yells at her to break away from the ropes. Colleen does, and each time goes right back to work after shoving the referee out of the way. Colleen goes to the apron, grabs Mr. E's foot, and jumps down to the floor, holding on and bending Mr. E's leg in all kinds of ways it's not supposed to!

[Jr.:] WHAT A JEZABEL! COLLEEN IS TRYIN' TO END MR. E'S CAREER!!!

Colleen hops back onto the apron and heads to a turnbuckle, begining to untie the turnbuckle pad from the top turnbuckle, drawing the ref's attention. He yells at her to stop, she looks at him for a moment, and then continues to untie the turnbuckle pad. She removes it, then tosses it at the referee, and hops down off the apron. As the ref tries to put the turnbuckle pad back on, Colleen shoves one of the ringside attendants off their chair, folds it up, and cracks a still tied-up Mr. E in the knee with the chair!!

[Visper:] Oh, my! That was a sickening shot!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! MR. E SHOULD CONSIDER HIMSELF LUCKY IF HE CAN STILL STAND AFTER THAT!!!

Colleen tosses the chair aside and slides into the ring, and continues stomping at Mr. E's knee. Referee "Generic" Joe Brown, having finally replaced the turnbuckle pad, goes back to ineffectively yelling at Colleen to let Mr. E out of the ropes. Colleen backs away, and Brown finally unhooks Mr. E from the top and middle ropes, Colleen grabs his leg and hooks him in a pin; one, two, thr-- kickout!

Colleen continues to stomp at the knee of Mr. E, and then locks in a Boston half crab, sitting on the foot of Mr. E to add more pressure to it, and to also mess with Mr. E's ankle. Colleen sits farther and farther down, but she still only weighs 148 128 lbs., and Mr. E is able to shoot his leg out and toss Colleen off and nearly across the ring. Colleen lands on her face, and sits up, holding her face and yelling that Mr. E just tried to ruin her. Mr. E, hobbling up to a vertical base, and Colleen gets up, charges, running low dropkick! Mr. E falls right down, slowly trying to get back up, Colleen grabs from behind and Mr. E just tosses all his weight backward, nearly crushing Colleen in the process! Mr. E gets back up, trying not to use his bad leg to support his weight, and drops a big elbow right on the chest of Colleen! Mr. E gets back up, waiting for Colleen to do the same, Mr. E scoops her up, looking for the fallaway slam-- no! World's Strongest Phenominal...est Slam! Mr. E hooks the leg; one, two, thr-- kickout!!

[Visper:] Having a man twice your size just... land on you like that... that can't be a good feeling, at all, in any way, shape, or form.

Mr. E back to his feet, waiting for Colleen to get back to hers, he scoops her up again, looking for the World's Strongest Phenominalest Slam aga-- Colleen with a small package hold; one, two, thre-- MR. E NARROWLY KICKS OUT!!!

Colleen back up, she kicks at Mr. E's knee, then spikes him with a DDT! She grabs his leg, holds the knee just under her arm-- DDT TO MR. E'S LEG!!

[Jr.:] WTFBBQ?!?

Colleen rolls Mr. E over, heads to the turnbuckle, and dives off with a hiiiiiiiigh moonsault press, connects! Colleen hooks the injured leg; one, two, thr-- kickout!

Mr. E and Colleen are both down for a long moment, Colleen is back up, looking very exasperated. She challenges Mr. E to get back to his feet, yelling obsenities at him, and he stands up, Colleen kicks his knee, STUNNER--- NO! Mr. E shoved her off! Colleen spins back around, Mr. E with a kick to her gut, picks her up for the Canadian Hammer, but she grabs at his head and almost yanks his mask off!! Colleen gets dropped but lands on her feet, backslide from Colleen; one, two, three!!!

The Living Venus eliminates Mr. E by pinfall
Time: 8.46 (23.40)

[Visper:] And that's twice now that Colleen has used Mr. E's mask against him to pick up a victory over him!

[Jr.:] It's just sneaky and underhanded!

[Visper:] But it's also very smart on Colleen's part. She knew she wouldn't stand a chance going against him face-to-face... er... well, I guess face-to-chest in this case. She knew she couldn't go against him evenly, so she used any trick she could, and it paid off. It's not nice, but it's effective. And, it's gotten her one step closer to becoming the NDP Champion here tonight.

[Jr.:] But Galcian is next in the match, and he's not going to be taken out of this match just because Colleen messed with his mask!

[Visper:] ... -_-

[Jr.:] Because he doesn't have one!

[Visper:] We know, Lann. We know. -_-;

[motosada]

Fall 3: The Living Venus vs Adam Galcian

Galcian enters the ring and Colleen is quick to turn to face him, not wanting to get caught off-guard like she caught Mr. E. She smiles and offers her hand, in the form of a test of strength. Galcian scoffs, and Colleen shouts for him to take her hand. Galcian takes an exaggerated breath, and reaches his hand out for the test of strength. Their hands clasp, and they begin raising their other hands, but Colleen changes her mind and nails Galcian with a thumb to the eye!

[Jr.:] Oh, THAT'S sporting!

The ref admonishes Colleen, she ignores it, and she begins to kick Galcian, forcing him back toward the corner. Colleen trades off between toe kicks and swinging right punches, Galcian shoves her back, though, charges in, and Colleen responds with a drop toe hold to clip Galcian to the mat. Colleen tries to apply a Boston crab, but Galcian is having none of that, and he literally yanks Colleen's legs out from under her, causing her to slam face-first into the canvas! Galcian is up, and he applies one of the lame camel clutches where you're just pulling back on the neck. Colleen struggles in the hold, obviously not a fan of 260-some lb. men sitting on her back, but Galcian is just toying with her and lets go of the hold. Colleen takes a moment to get back to her feet, and Galcian is patiently waiting. Colleen up, Galcian in with a side headlock. Colleen tries to shove Galcian off to no avail, then tries the "running around and shove them off" technique, but she can't push around the 266-pound Canadian that easily. Colleen starts in with elbows and punches to the side of Galcian, and Galcian responds with a takedown, still cinching the headlock in on the mat. Colleen is good and grounded right now, and Galcian is simply taking his time, not working all that hard to add more pressure to the side headlock. Colleen starts landing some weak punches to Galcian's back and shoulders, and Galcian responds by looking down at her, shaking his head, and then wrenching the headlock, getting a nice scream from Colleen in the process. Galcian goes back into relax mode, and Colleen manages to grab his head, thrust it back and get her legs grapevined around it, but Galcian breaks that by just throwing his legs down to the canvas causing him to pop right back up, side headlock still applied.

[Visper:] Galcian... he doesn't even look like he's trying all that hard, but he's still being tenacious as they come. Colleen is in big trouble here.

Colleen twists to her side, trying to get to a vertical base, forcing Galcian to a knee as she rises. Galcian trying to hold back, not wanting Colleen to get out of the headlock, Colleen landing elbows into his side to force him off, Galcian breaks the headlock, Colleen goes for the ropes but Galcian quickly clamps the headlock back on in the center of the ring. Colleen attempts to shove Galcian off by running at the ropes, but Galcian puts the breaks on and drops to his knees to stop Colleen from moving him around. Colleen forces Galcian back to his feet to keep his leverage-- uproot backdrop from Colleen and Galcian is dropped right on his head!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!!! COLLEEN LOOKING TO GET OUT OF THE HEADLOCK, AND SHE SUCCEEDED BIG TIME!!

[Visper:] Hey! Don’t say "Big Tme"! You trying to get us sued?!?

Colleen to her feet, shakes the cobwebs loose, takes to the ropes and nails Galcian in the side of the head with a sliding dropkick! Colleen back to her feet, another sliding dropkick! Galcian starts to sit up, Colleen off the ropes again, snapping overhead neckbreaker!

[Jr.:] SHADES OF CURT HENNIG!!!

Colleen grabs Galcian’s legs and starts to hook him into a liontamer, gets him over, and releases a leg for the HalfTamer. Colleen is pulling back with all her weight, almost to the point where Galcian could easily kick himself in the face! "Taaaaaaaaap!!!" Colleen yells, letting all her weight carry on Galcian’s leg, trying really fucking hard to snap Galcian in half, forcing all that pressure on his neck and back.

[Visper:] This could do it here! If Galcian taps out - or even passes out - then Colleen will become the NDP Champion!

Colleen continues to pull down the HalfTamer, still shouting for Galcian to tap, and after damn near a minute, Colleen finally releases the hold, tossing Galcian to the mat in the process. Frustrated, Colleen kicks the ropes, looks back into the center of the ring, and takes a run at Galcian, kicking him right in the face!

[Visper:] Good lord, what a kick! That just reverberated throughout the entire arena!

Galcian reels from the kick, blood starting to trickle from his nose and mouth. Colleen mounts, laying in with some heavy knuckle arrow blows, and the ref begins the DQ-count, Colleen backing away at four. Colleen pulls Galcian to his feet, Irish whip, Colleen off the ropes and hits a big dropkick. Galcian slowly getting back to his feet, Colleen off the ropes again, Colleen with a crucifix pi-- No! The Crucifix Bomb from Colleen drops Galcian right on his neck!! Colleen covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!

Colleen sits up, takes a deep breath, and hops to her feet to stomp at Galcian. Colleen helps Galcian up, brings him to the corner head-first, smashes Galcian into the corner a couple more times-- Japanese rolling hold from Colleen; one, two, th-- kickout!

Colleen rolls out of the ring, taking a moment to walk around the barricade... she seems to be sharing words with someone at ringside...

[Visper:] Is that...?

[Jr.:] It is! What’s this?!? The boss said no managers at ringside!!

[Visper:] Maybe, but that doesn’t stop them from buying a ticket!

Colleen takes a moment to adjust her tights, and rolls back into the ring at the referee’s 14-count. Galcian is back up, charges Colleen, but Colleen cuts him off with another dropkick. Colleen gets behind Galcian, daring him to get up, Galcian groggy to his feet-- full nelson from Colleen-- NO ONE CAN BREAK THE MASTER-LOCK!!-- Colleen lifts for the Blackjack but Galcian lands on his feet, breaks the full nelson by pulling his leg up and reaching for his knee, and yanks Colleen into a standing crossface. Colleen struggles to get out, but Galcian shoves down, forcing Colleen to her knees, and Galcian continues to shove pressure down on the shoulder of Colleen. Colleen goes for desperation and claws at the eyes of Galcian, breaking the crossface. Colleen rolls to the mat, holding her shoulder... she seems to be fumbling around for something before getting back to her feet--

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! BRASS KNUCKLES!! COLLEEN HAS BRASS KNUCKLES!!!

Colleen slips the knux on, backs up as Galcian moves in on her, wild swing-- DUCKED! Galcian grabs Colleen, unaware that she’s got the brass knuckles on, spins her upside down-- DEVOLVER!!! Galcian stands up, a vicious look on his face, and pulls Colleen up without even bother to pin after the big piledriver left Colleen looking dead as dirt. Galcian goes back to the standing crossface, rolls over-- Rolling Valuan Hell 0 from Galcian! The referee is in to check on Colleen, Colleen trying to struggle out of the Rolling Hell, and the ref spots the brass knuckles on the trapped hand, near Galcian’s face, and pulls them off. Galcian applies more pressure on the Rolling Valuan Hell 0, pulling Colleen’s head closer and leaning more weight on her, referee Joe Brown checks-- she’s out! She passed out!!

Galcian eliminates The Living Venus by knock out
Time: 11.14. (34.54)

[Visper:] After that devastating Reverse Piledriver from Galcian, he applies that Rolling Crossface, and Colleen just couldn’t keep up. It looked like Galcian had shifted his weight to make the submission more a blood choke, causing Colleen to lose blood flow to her head, but it could’ve just been too much pain for her to bear that caused her to pass out.

[Jr.:] Either way, Galcian stopped Colleen, made her pass out, and this Rolling Two-Falls Match will continue as the NDP Champion, Matt Shane, steps back into the ring!

Fall 4: Adam Galcian vs Matt Shane

Matt Shane and Galcian charge, and they're trading rights hard, back-and-forth, just going at it!

[Visper:] Look at 'em go! They're just trying to beat the hell out of each other at this point!

[Jr.:] They're both landing some pretty hard hits here. I don't know if either of them will be able to withstand this kind of abuse for very long, much less keep dealing it out!

Matt Shane finally blocks a shot from Galcian, lays in with three quick rights, discus lariat! Galcian back to his feet, Matt off the ropes, Galcian ducks under the lariat attempt and lands a heavy headbutt to Matt Shane. Irish whip from Galcian, he tackles Matt down into the front guard position and applies a guillotine choke! The referee forces a break of the choke, Galcian and Shane back to their feet, shoulder neckbreaker from Galcian. Galcian off the ropes again, shoots down to the front guard, but Matt Shane gets his legs up and flips Galcian into a victory roll; one, tw-- kickout!

Galcian up, headbutt to Matt Shane, follows up with a backbreaker. German release suplex from Galcian, and he applies a reverse butterfly lock to Matt Shane.

[Jr.:] Galcian, doing his damnedest to finish the job Mr. E started and snap Matt Shane like a twig!

[Visper:] Doing a very good job of it, too. Galcian's got the bulk of his weight pressed down on Matt's shoulders, while his head is tucked in and his arms pulled back.

[Jr.:] If Matt Shane can't get out of this, we might just be seeing a new NDP Champion.

Matt Shane is good and trapped, trying to get any kind of movement to lessen the tension of the hold, but Galcian has it locked in good and tight. After a good, long moment, Galcian turns the move over, but Matt Shane manages to turn that into a jackknife pin; one, two, th-- kickout!

[Jr.:] Wow! Amazing move there by Matt Shane! How'd he even do that?

[Visper:] Not a clue. I don't think Galcian knows, either, judging by the look on his face.

Galcian regains his focus quickly, snapping off a gutwrench suplex on the battered NDP Champion. Matt Shane half-stumbles to his feet, right into the clutches of Galcian for belly-to-back suplex. Schmidt backbreaker from Galcian, and tosses Matt overhead with a fallaway slam. Galcian pulls Matt to his feet and drops him over the middle rope, charging to the other side of the ring and then charging back to smash his hip against the back of Matt Shane, smushing him into the ropes. Galcian covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!

Galcian to his feet, waiting for Matt Shane to get back to his feet, Shane complies, Galcian from behind, Serpent Backdrop! Right on Matt's neck!! Galcian goes to apply Terminal, but Matt Shane is resisting, Galcian making every attempt to grab Matt's arms to apply the hold, but Matt kicks Galcian off! Matt scrambles to his feet, takes to the ropes, and takes Galcian down with a lariat! Matt charges Galcian again, and Galcian catches him with a captured suplex!

[Jr.:] Ooh, man. Matt Shane just can't catch a break tonight.

[Visper:] Yeah. Rough crowd he's dealing with here.

[Jr.:] Got that right.

Galcian with an Irish whip, lariat is ducked by Matt Shane, and the NDP Champion springboards off the ropes with a cross body block! Matt rolls off, takes to the ropes, flashing elbow drop to Galcian! Galcian back to his feet, Matt Shane off the ropes, head scissors whip! Irish whip into the corner, Galcian reverses, Matt Shane runs up and over as Galcian crashes chest first into the turnbuckle and Matt Shane with a somersault kick, running up the back of Galcian! Matt picks Galcian up, sets him on the turnbuckle out facing the crowd and climbs up behind him-- super German suplex!

[Jr.:] DANGEROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!

Matt Shane is first to his feet, groggy, shaking the cobwebs loose. Galcian back up, Matt Shane charges, and Galcian scoops him up into another captured suplex! Galcian covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!

Galcian pulls Matt back up, wild bomb! One, two, th-- kickout!!

Galcian to the ropes again, Matt ducks the lariat-- Punk-Drop! Matt Shane is getting pumped up, stalking Galcian-- AcuPUNKture! Matt covers; one, two, thre-- kickout!!

Matt Shane, calling for the end here, pulls Galcian to his feet and puts him back onto his shoulder, looking for another AcuPUNKture-- Galcian slides down, pulling Matt Shane into the Rolling Valuan Hell 0! Galcian starts applying pressure to the RVH0 just like he did to Colleen, trying to get the choke-out victory-- Matt grabs Galcian and rolls to the side, putting all of their combined weights on Galcian's shoulders; one, two, three!!

Matt Shane eliminates Adam Galcian by pinfall
Time: 14.30 (49.24)

Galcian is in disbelief! He demands to know what happened, and the referee tells him, but Galcian still doesn't believe it!

[Visper:] Quick thinking from Matt Shane there. He saw what Galcian had done to Colleen with that move, and used that knowledge to get Galcian. That was very close for the NDP Champion.

[Jr.:] Galcian was so close to becoming NDP Champion right there, but Matt Shane was able to think on his feet - well, on his back - and get the win in quite an impressive fashion.

[Visper:] Well, Mr. E is heading back into the ring now, and it looks like we're about to have a rematch from our first fall.

Fall 5: Matt Shane vs Mr. E

Matt Shane is on fire after his elimination of Galcian, and Mr. E know this. Mr. E takes his time, pacing around the ring, waiting for an opening, working his knee out, and letting Matt's adrenalin wear down. Matt Shane keeps yelling at Mr. E to get in, and the referee begins his outside count. The referee gets to 18 and Mr. E hops up on the apron, Matt charges and smashes right into Mr. E, knocking him off the apron and into the guard rail! Mr. E hits it hard, bouncing off and wobbling over to the apron. Matt takes to the ropes, coming right back at Mr. E, baseball slide right to Mr. E's mask, knocking him into the guard rail again! Matt Shane at the ropes, waiting for the right moment, and I guess he's feelin' froggy cuz he pulls back on the ropes and flies over them, big plancha suicide and Mr. E drops out of the way, crashing Matt Shane right down to the floor!

[Jr.:] Matt Shane crashes and burns, hard!

[Visper:] That adrenalin is pretty damn dead now! He's gotta be feelin' those ribs hard now! Damn, that was a nasty spill.

[Jr.:] Bet you he's regretting being so damn overzealous, too. Ow.

[Visper:] You have to wonder, though, if Mr. E's knee is what saved him there. If his knee couldn't support his weight, then it's doubtful that this fall will last very long.

Mr. E rolls back into the ring at 11, and he doesn't seem to be in that good a shape, despite entering the match pretty fresh just moments ago. Matt Shane pulls himself up using the guard rail, slides into the ring under the ropes at 16 to break the count, then slides right back out. He holds his side, and checks to see if his nose is bleeding, then climbs onto the apron. Mr. E is long up and charges Matt on the apron, but Matt side steps and Mr. E is going full-bore, unable to stop as he ends up half-way outside the ropes, giving Matt a perfect chance to kick him really fucking hard in the head. Mr. E stumbles out from the apron, Matt Shane with a sunset flip pin; one, two, th-- kickout!!

Matt Shane back up, trying his best to ignore his sides, gives off a big FIGHTING SPIRIT~! yell and gives Mr. E a stern kick to the gut as The Phenom gets up.

[Visper:] He's going for this AGAIN?!?

Matt pulls Mr. E in, going for the scoop slam, Matt has him off his feet, he's got him parallel to the canvas...

[Jr.:] OH MAH GAWD!!! HE'S DONE IT!!

[Visper:] CHRIST! He's a persistant little bastard, ain't he?!

[Jr.:] MATT SHANE JUST BODY SLAMMED MR. E! AFTER DAMN NEAR KILLING HIMSELF ATTEMPTING IT EARLIER IN THE MATCH, HE'S DONE IT!!!

Matt Shane drops into a very weak cover; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!!

[Jr.:] AND MR. E KICKED OUT!! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTAH!!!!

[Visper:] Looks like this one's not a done deal just yet!

Mr. E is still down, and Matt Shane is slowly rising to his feet. He's in complete disbelief that Mr. E kicked out of that big body slam, pulling at his hair in frustration. He backs into the corner, takes a look at Mr. E, and grabs the top rope, stamping his foot down on the mat. He does stamps again, and again, with less of an interval between each stamp, and the crowd is electric!

[Visper:] Is he...

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD HE'S STRIKIN' UP THE BAND!!!

Matt Shane spots Mr. E getting to his feet, dashes towards Mr. E--

[Jr.:] SWEET CHIN MU--

[Visper:] SUPERKICK! It's a "SUPERKICK"! Are you tryin' to get us in trouble, man?!?

Matt falls right into a pin cover; one, two, thre--- MR. E KICKED OUT!!!!

Matt Shane jumps up and looks at the ref, shaking his head and holding three fingers up, yelling "C'mon! That had to be a three!" but referee Joe Brown says "nuh-uh!" Matt Shane looks downright defeated, but he slowly starts back to his feet, holding his sides and taking his time, and before Matt can even get all the way up, Mr. E is up to his feet-- SPEAR FROM MR. E!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! MR. E JUST SPEARED MATT SHANE DAMN NEAR OUT OF HIS BOOTS!

[Visper:] A 280 lb. man throwing himself right into your injured ribcage can not be a good, happy feeling!!

Mr. E gets to his feet in a dramatic fashion and pulls Matt Shane to his. Mr. E pulls Matt up onto his shoulders, Mr. E has Matt Shane in a torture rack! Matt Shane is in serious pain, and Mr. E starts spinning around-- he's going for that mammoth buster powerbomb again!

[Visper:] The mammoth buster from Mr. E, and this might end it again!!

One, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!!!! MATT SHANE KICKED OUT OF THE MAMMOTH BUSTER!!! GOOD GAWD!!! MATT SHANE SHOWING THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!!!

[Visper:] Mr. E was wobbling pretty badly trying to hit that mammoth buster; I think his leg might finally be saying "enough is enough!"

Mr. E... well... I guess he might look shocked under that mask. As it is, he was rolled backward when Matt Shane kicked out, and sat back up, just staring at the NDP Champion has he clutches his ribs tightly and gasps for breath. Mr. E gets to his feet, stalking toward Matt Shane, reaches down to pick Shane up-- Shane with a small package!! One, two, thr-- KICKOUT!!

[Visper:] Hoooo, boy! Matt Shane almost got Mr. E with that quick roll-up! There's no way that Mr. E could've seen that coming until he found his shoulders pinned.

[Jr.:] Matt Shane's plan the entire match was to use his surperior speed against his bigger and stronger opponents, but Mr. E put a quick halt to that early on in this match by messing Matt's midsection up pretty bad, rendering Matt Shane pretty much defenseless.

[Visper:] Galcian continued that abuse, too, spending a deal of time trying to get Matt Shane in his various finishing holds, but the NDP Champion resisted and ended up eliminating Galcian from the match by turning Galcian's own Rolling Valuan Hell against him for the quick pinfall.

Matt Shane is back to his feet, Mr. E right behind, Matt Shane attempts a discus lariat but Mr. E ducks, grabs from behind, German suplex! Mr. E holds onto the waistlock, pulling Matt up for a second German, he's going for the Double German Suplex again, looking to put Matt away-- no! Matt elbows his way out of the waist lock, standing switch, and Matt Shane by some grace of God hits a German suplex on Mr. E!! Matt holds onto the waist lock, grimacing as he pulls Mr. E to his feet-- Mr. E with elbows to the side of Matt's head, standing switch, another German suplex from Mr. E! Mr. E, still with the waist lock, pulling Matt up, and Matt starts laying in with elbows again! Mr. E lets the waist lock slip, Matt with another go behind, German suplex! Matt Shane holds the bridge; one, two, thr-- Kickout!

[Visper:] There is no way that Matt Shane's bridge could've been strong enough to hold Mr. E for that pin.

Matt Shane holds the waist lock, though, and begins pulling Mr. E to his feet. Matt slips the waist lock into a full nelson-- DRAGON SUPLEX! Matt holds the bridge; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!

Matt holds the full nelson in place, rolling Mr. E to his feet again, Matt exchanges the full nelson into a double chickenwing hold-- TIGER SUPLEX!!! Matt holds the bridge again; one, two, thre-- KICKOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!

[Visper:] MR. E JUST KICKED OUT OF THE CHIMERAPLEX II!

Matt Shane tries to pull the dead weight of Mr. E to his feet, but can't. Mr. E shoves Matt away, gets to his feet, Matt charges, Mr. E ducks and PHENOMINAL MYSTERY!!

[Jr.:] OH, MY! OH, MY! OH MY! OH MY!!

[Visper:] Matt Shane just got crumpled on his neck! I don't think he'll be coming back from that!

[Jr.:] Wait-- he rolled out of the ring! There might be some life left in this match yet!

Matt looks dead on the floor outside. Mr. E staggers back to his feet, looks around, and sees the commotion around Matt Shane and heads that way, exiting the ring to go collect his foe. Mr. E rolls Matt into the ring, slides in after him and covers, hooking the leg; one, two, three--- NO!!!! MATT SHANE KICKED OUT!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HOW DID MATT SHANE KICK OUT OF THAT?!?!?!

[Visper:] That was as close to 3 as you can get without going over, ladies and gentlemen! One milisecond later, and Mr. E would be one step closer to being NDP Champion!

[Jr.:] That was un-FREAKING-believeable!

Mr. E covers again, hooking both legs; one, two, thre-- kickout!

Mr. E can't be happy. He drags Matt Shane to his feet, grabs from behind looking for a second Phenominal Mystery, and Matt Shane with a jawbreaker out of nowhere! Matt Shane is running on faith here, ladies and gentlemen, Irish whips Mr. E to the corner and manages to lift him up on the top turnbuckle! Matt tucks Mr. E in-- PUNK BUSTER!!! Matt Shane barely manages to cover Mr. E; one, two, three!!

Matt Shane retains the Championship by pinfall
Time: 12.48 (62.12)

[Jr.:] HE'S DONE IT! BAH GAWD HE'S DONE IT! MATT SHANE HAS RETAINED THE NDP CHAMPIONSHIP!!

[Visper:] That was incredible! Matt Shane took an insane amount of abuse during this match, taking on all comers, and managed to defeat some of the best that New Damage Prowrestling has to offer!

Matt Shane is helped to his feet by ref Joe Brown, who hands him the NDP Championship. Matt holds the NDP Championship close to his chest, then raises it high in the air as blue and white streamers fly into the ring.



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