RECKONING - 06Jun04

[motosada]

RECKONING Supercard Menu
1. Opening <REC.Open>
2. Roselyn Pride vs. Jo Ryder - Dog Collar <REC.Dog>
3. Kaori NiGHT vs. Women's Champion Jenny McLanahan - Women's Championship <REC.CCWA>
4. Roselyn Pride vs. Jo Ryder - Ultimate Submission <REC.Sub>
5. NDP RePlay: Nicole Dramesi vs. Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT <REC.ReP>
6. Twinky McLanahan vs. World Heavyweight Champion Nicole Dramesi - World Heavyweight Championship <REC.MDWF>
7. Jason Wesley vs. Masked Punk - Championship #1 Contender <REC.WvP>
8. Roselyn Pride vs. Jo Ryder - Cage <REC.Cage>
9. Gene Starr vs. Champion Flip Staley - Championship <REC.NDPC>

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<REC.Open>
Rocket Science hits to open the show, and that can only mean, the boss man! motosada enters the ring and is handed a mic from the outside as his music cuts.

[motosada:] Now, I'm sure that the last thing any of you paid good money to see, was me opening the show. Well, unfortunately, things don't always work out how we want them to. New Damage Prowrestling is a perfect example of this.

moto waits a moment before continuing.

[motosada:] New Damage Prowrestling started off just four days shy of one year ago. For me, NDP was a way to continue an amazing legacy started off by promotions such as My-Damn Wrestling Federation. Not something that everyone saw as a job, but something that everyone involved in saw as living their dream. And that's all I ever tried to do with NDP; allow everyone who passed through these doors to live their dream, and to do it happily. And I'd like to think that, at least on a few levels, I succeeded that goal with New Damage Prowrestling.

Now, this may sound short-sighted of me, but that's because I know that when NDP shuts down, that I'm out of a job. That doesn't ring so true for the performers in the back. While they can go on to other promotions and continue to do what they love, the employment prospects for a former wrestling promotion owner/operator aren't exactly staggering. But, that's never anything that crossed my mind, or made me lose sleep at night. Why? Because just like everyone in the back, I'm here because it's something I love. I may not be a wrestler, but I love being a part of the wrestling business. The past few years have been the best of my life, and this last year has been the best by far.

You hear every wrestler say this during their career, but I'm going to say it once more, because it is the truer words were never spoken; everything that we do, we do for you, the fans. If it weren't for us, you all would just find something else to do with your time. But, if it weren't for you, we'd all be nothing. I wouldn't be out here delivering this speech right now; I'd probably be working at some demeaning retail job where I'm barely making minimum wage and don't have health benefits.

So, I want to thank you all. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Thank you for every show you've watched. Thank you for every single sign you've made and brought to our shows. Thank you for every "NDP!" or "holy shit!" chant. Thank you for every ticket you've bought. Thank you for every t-shirt you've purchased. Thank you for everything.

So, without further adeiu, let the RECKONING begin!

Video package time! Nine Inch Nails' We're in This Together begins to play as the large amount of brutal events over the past few months in NDP begin to play. It begins with Jo Ryder hitting a massive array of German suplexes on many unfortunate victims, the last of whom being Roselyn Pride. Next up, is Roselyn Pride using a couple nasty submissions on a set of equally unfortunate victims, the last of which being Jo Ryder. The next shot is of Nicole Dramesi putting a beating down on Twinky McLanahan, and McLanahan giving one back. Following that, Nicole wraps Twinky's wrists up and begins to attack him repeatedly, followed by another assault, which Twinky will NOT STAY DOWN from, sending Nicole running scared. The next part of the vignette is Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT starting off by beating the crap out of each other, and then teaming up to take on Nicole Dramesi and getting the victory. The next section leads off with Jason Wesley cracking a chair over Masked Punk's head. Continues with Masked Punk beating Wesley into a guard rail just before suffering a Champification Effect! And finally, the main event vignette; Gene Starr winning a big six-person over-the-top-rope battle royal to become the #1 Contender, and then a bunch of Flip/Gene stuff, mostly them just beating the hell out of each other.

The pyro hits and we're live, bitches!

[Visper:] Welcome to NDP RECKONING, ladies and gentlemen! We've got one hell of a Supercard to deliver tonight, and I seriously doubt that anyone will be going home feeling disappointed!

[Jr.:] Oh, hell, yes. We're just a few days shy of our one-year anniversary, so we're pretty much treating this as our anniversary show. And if you're a fan of sick and twisted matches, look no further than just above our ring tonight.

[Visper:] That cage hanging from the ceiling will be used in the first of our two main events tonight, as Jo Ryder promises to end their Best of Seven series in the sixth match, which will take place in that very cage.

[Jr.:] But she may not even get that wish, Visper. If Roselyn pulls out a victory in our first match here tonight, a brutal Dog Collar match, and in their Ultimate Submission match later on in the night, then Jo won't even make it to the cage match.

[Visper:] Very true, Lann. We'll see what happens tonight, however. And we're starting off, like you mentioned, with a Dog Collar match between Roselyn Pride and Jo Ryder! A 20-foot chain is going to be all that separates Jo and Roselyn in this match, and anything goes.

[Jr.:] A brutal match, to say the least.

Both ladies are in the ring, and the referee is fitting them with the dog collar. Strangely enough, they both seem kind of... at home with a dog collar on. And judging by the hooting and hollering form the crowd, they'd seem to agree. The both of them begin toying with the chain as the bell sounds.

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<<Singles Match - Dog Collar>> [motosada]
"Poisonous" Roselyn Pride
vs.
"NDP Consultant" Jo Ryder

The two tie-up in the center of the ring, and Jo drops down into a fireman's carry. Irish whip from Ryder, and Roselyn gives her a heel kick for the trouble. Gorilla slam from Roselyn, and she drops down and begins using a large length of chain to choke Jo. Roselyn lets up after a moment, pulling Jo to her feet only to be the victim of a wrist clutch armsault. Roselyn gets back up and Jo hits another wrist clutch armsault. Roselyn snaps back to her feet and gives Jo a short lariat, wraps the chain around Jo's neck and pulls her to her feet before lifting Jo into the air, choking her with that chain.

[Jr.:] Roselyn going for that choke-heavy offense of hers, weakening up Jo Ryder for one of her big submissions; Calamity Symphony, Last Hope, and of course Summon Suffering.

[Visper:] Not only that, but it'll weaken Jo up considerably for that upcoming Ultimate Submission match.

Roselyn lets Jo down on her feet, and clobbers Jo with her fists, wrapped up in the chain. Roselyn pulls Jo to her feet and hits a spinning neckbreaker. Roselyn pulls Jo back up and whips her into the corner, following her in with a big lariat. Roselyn pulls Jo out of the corner, but Jo is quick to slap on a front choke hold! Jo keeps in locked in for a good 10 seconds before letting go, kicking Roselyn in the ribs as she get to her knees. With Roselyn face-down on the mat, Jo secures about a foot of the chain between her hands and locks in a camel clutch, using the chain to choke Roselyn.

[Jr.:] And now Jo going for a lot of choking moves on Roselyn. Very similar strategies used by both women here; weaken the opponent not only for the victory tonight, but matches later on.

Jo releases the camel clutch, hits a neck throw, and stomps Roselyn in the face. Roselyn gets to her knees and Jo comes in for the follow-up, but Roselyn catches her in the gut with a heavy elbow smash and gets one foot planted. Jo comes in again, but Roselyn knocks her back with another elbow smash, shoots to her feet, and hits a big avalanche slam. Jo gets back to her feet and snap suplexes Roselyn, and then locks in a big bow and arrow backbreaker.

[Visper:] And now we're seeing the mean streak of Jo Ryder. She's out to break Roselyn in half.

Jo releases the bow and arrow, pulls Roselyn to her feet, and starts laying in with heavy knife's edge chops, forcing Roselyn back into the corner. Jo whips Roselyn out of the corner, runs in after, and hits a big jumping elbow smash into Roselyn's face. Jo sets Roselyn up in the turnbuckle, steps up to the middle rope and hooks in a front facelock, but Roselyn elbows Jo hard in the side, escapes the facelock, and headbutts Jo hard, knocking her to the mat. Roselyn stands on the turnbuckle and leaps off, smashing into Jo with a big senton!

[Jr.:] Roselyn takes the high-risk, and it pays off!

Both ladies are down for a good moment. Roselyn gets to her feet first, and leans against the ropes, shaking the cobwebs loose. She grabs Jo by the seat of her pants, pulls her up and then tosses her over the ropes. Roselyn grabs the chain tight and begins walking backwards, pulling the chain taught and basically pulling Jo up to her feet by her neck. Roselyn yanks hard on the chain, moves to the apron, and jumps onto the floor, effectively hanging Jo by the top rope. Roselyn laughs, bracing herself with her foot against the apron and yanking at the chain as Jo's feet dangle in the air. Roselyn lets go of the chain and on the other side of the ring, Jo drops to the ground, coughing and trying to get some air back in her lungs. Roselyn reenters the ring the same way she exited, keeping aware of the chain, and she begins to head across the ring towards Jo. Once near Jo, Roselyn grabs the chain and begins to yank at Jo, trying to pull Ryder back to her feet. Jo gets to her feet and Roselyn grabs her by her hair and pulls her onto the apron. Jo hops to her feet and grabs Roselyn by the back of her head and drops to the floor, guillotining Roselyn on the top rope! Jo hops back onto the apron and hops over the top rope, stalking Roselyn. Roselyn's up, and Jo takes her down with a fireman's carry. Roselyn gets back to her feet and Jo is right there with a rear takedown, switches over to a front facelock, and flips over into a reverse camel clutch.

[Jr.:] Bah gawd that looks painful.

[Visper:] Jo's not screwin' around here. That bridge is really going to torque Roselyn's neck and force her head back pretty severely.

Jo rolls off of Roselyn, pulls her back to her feet, and lays into her with another series of big chops. Jo whips Roselyn to the corner and connects with a big running front jump kick. Jo makes with more chops and knocks Roselyn tot he mat with a highman kick and goes right for the pin; one, two-- flat two!

Roselyn's back up and Jo tries to start chopping' away again, but Roselyn ducks under the first chop, hits a gorilla slam, and locks in a dragon sleeper! Roselyn pulls Jo away to the center of the ring and drops to her knees in an attempt to apply more pressure to the dragon sleeper. After a long moment, Jo flails and drops back out of the sleeper before kicking Roselyn right in the face with the toe of her boot! Jo and Roselyn get right back up and Jo tosses Roselyn out of the ring!! Jo slides out of the ring under the bottom rope and begins pulling the rest of the chain through, kicking Roselyn in the head. Jo yanks on the chain, giving Roselyn a start, and another kick in the head. Jo starts pulling hard on the chain, pulling Roselyn to her knees before taking the chain and wrapping it around her throat, choking her even more. Jo jerks hard on the chain wrapped around Roselyn's neck before letting go, taking a few steps back, and running at Roselyn, connecting with a jumping front kick to the back of Pride's skull. Jo pulls Roselyn back to her knees with the chain and lays in with a heavy set of kesa-giri chops, and returns to the ring through the ropes. She waits in the center of the ring, letting Roselyn reenter after a long, long moment out on the floor.

Tie-up in the center of the ring, but Roselyn ends it quickly by driving a knee into the gut of Jo Ryder and planting her with a lifting impact DDT! Jo rolls over and gets back to her feet, but Roselyn slaps on the cobra clutch and drops back, locking in Summon Suffering!! Jo squirms in Summon Suffering, and after a long moment, Roselyn lets up, going for the pin; one, two, thre- kick out!!

Roselyn is back to her feet, takes Jo down with a Russian leg sweep. Roselyn hits next with a shotei, swinging neckbreaker. Jo reverses an Irish whip, but Roselyn knocks her down with a shoulder block. Jo's back to her feet, another Russian leg sweep, but this time Roselyn goes into the Calamity Symphony!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! CALAMITY SYMPHONY! AND JO RYDER HAS FRONT-ROW TICKETS!!

[Visper:] I think that the only way that that quip could've sounded stupider was if you bellowed... er... said "front-row season tickets".

[Jr.:] Hey, that's a good one! I should write that down!

[Visper:] You mean you actually know how to write?

Jo struggles in the Calamity Symphony, but discovers an ingenious way out; she gathers up some of the chain in her hand and just freakin' slings it right into Roselyn's freakin' face. Very effective in breaking up the submission hold. Snap suplex from Ryder, follows up with a rear takedown, stays in the back mount position and just starts freeing the beast all over the back of Roselyn's head with closed fists. After some dozen strikes, Jo hops off produces a sickle from outta nowhere!

[Jr.:] It's that bag gawd sickle that Jo used to cut herself in the First Blood match from Wayward!

[Visper:] A cruel tool of destruction, and Jo's about to give Roselyn a reason to cry alone in a corner at night!

Jo pulls Roselyn's head up in a camel clutch-like fashion and rakes the sickle across her forehead. She begins stabbing and tearing at Roselyn's head, screaming "Bleed, bitch! Bleed!" The referee lets this continue for a moment before relieving Ryder of the sickle, handing it to nameless and faceless stage hand #7 for safe-keeping. Jo, still looking for blood, begins pounding at Roselyn's face. Jo pulls Roselyn to her feet after a couple heavy blows and whips her to the ropes, but Roselyn ducks under the running lariat attempt, grabs Jo by the back of her head and smashes her face-first into the turnbuckle a few times. Roselyn spins Jo around and starts laying into her midsection with stiff kicks and utilizes her long legs for a nifty foot choke. [moto note:] So it's not as impressive as when Stacy Keebler does it. Shut up. Roselyn pulls away from the turnbuckle and charges, spearing Jo in the corner. Roselyn gets back to her feet, grabs Jo by the seat of her pants to the cheers of the 16-to-34-year-old male audience and tosses her back outside the ring. Roselyn dashes toward the other side of the ring as Jo starts back to her feet, barrels back and leaps up to the top rope; VERTICAL PLANCHA FROM ROSELYN PRIDE!!!

[Visper:] Good lord! Roselyn Pride taking some huge risks in this match, and they're paying off in full!

Both ladies are out on the floor, looking like a big mess of flesh, spandex, and chain. Roselyn, predictably, is the first back to her feet, and she leans against the apron to catch her breath. Jo gets back up after a moment, and Roselyn catches her in the gut with a toe kick before delivering a huge vertical brainbuster. Roselyn pulls Jo to her feet and whips her into the ring stairs, resulting in a nice CRASH! sound [moto note:] And a sell perfected by Mick fucking Foley, bitch. With Ryder down on the mat, Roselyn locks in the Last Hope!

[Visper:] There's another one of those damned choke holds of Roselyn Pride. And this one's on the outside, too. She knows she can't win on the outside; she's just doing this because she's a bitch.

Roselyn strangles Jo for a nice moment, letting go and pulling Jo back up, whipping her into the guardrail. Jo struggles back to her feet, but Roselyn's right there with a toe kick and another one of those nasty freakin' impact DDT's, right on the concrete! Avalanche press follow-up from Roselyn, and she begins stomping away at Jo's face and upper body. Roselyn pulls Jo back to her feet, but Jo snaps quickly behind her and hits a German suplex! Two! Triiiifeeeecccccctaaaa!!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD THREE GERMANS ON THE CONCRETE!!

[Crowd:] HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jo reenters the ring, rolling to the center to catch her breath. A couple moments later, Roselyn reenters, sliding under the ropes so that the chain doesn't get all tangled up. She gets back to her feet, and Jo rushes towards her only to get nailed by a big exploder! Roselyn pulls Jo back to her feet, grabs from behind, but Jo rolls forward with a rolling prawn hold; one, two, three!!

Jo Ryder wins by pinfall
Time: 23.52
Rating: 93%
Roselyn Pride 2 - Joann Ryder 2

Roselyn Pride is thrashing in the center of the ring, in complete disbelief that she was pinned in such a manner. She unhooks the chain from the collar around her neck, balls it up, and throws it in Jo's general direction - missing Ryder by a country mile - and just generally being upset.

[Visper:] Holy crap! A quick, out-of-the-blue roll-up from Jo Ryder gets her the three-count to tie the Best of Seven series!

[Jr.:] Well, Jo is certainly one step closer to fulfilling her promise of ending this Best of Seven series tonight. If she can keep it up, she just might do that.

[Visper:] Well, now it's time for the first of three championships to be defended here tonight; the C-CWA Women's Championship!

[motosada]

[Jr.:] Jenny McLanahan came into this company with a chip on her shoulder; and an unspecified grudge against Kaori Night, but time has passed and these two have become... uh... what's that thing... where they're friends, but still competitive?

[Visper:] Rivals! These two have become fierce rivals lately-

[Jr.:] No, no, I don't think that's it...

[Visper:] Eh... whatever! This match is likely to be set at a breakneck speed; so don't blink!

As you can tell, C-CWA Endorsed Referee-Ness Dragon is in the center, with both Kaori Night and Jenny McLanahan...

<REC.CCWA>
<< Women's Championship Singles Match>> [TwinkyKid2002]
"HiGHLIGHT" Kaori NiGHT
vs.
Women's Champion Jenny McLanahan

Jenny rushes right in looking for the razor suplex, but Kaori holds the leverage pushing Jenny away, who rushes in with a cyclone whip takedown. Kaori brings out the big stuff early with an Arm Lock Suplex, following with a solid kick to the thigh. Jenny pops up from that, and Kaori goes in with the jumping brainbuster, floats over into a cover - no count.

The Champion is up on her feet again, cyclone whip again; trying to build that necessary momentum to keep Kaori Night down, but she replies with a body slam and a dropkick to the back of Jenny's head, a brainbuster dumps McLanahan out of the ring, and Kaori gets back into the center, Jenny rushes back in at the count of two. Jenny starts actually WRESTLING the match with an armbreaker, but reminds everybody just who the hell she is with a knuckle arrow to the forehead.

Kaori whips Jenny to the ropes, Zero-Fighter Kick... both women up, Jenny with the cyclone whip and a knee drop to the stomach. Kaori goes for the brainbuster, but Jenny drops behind Kaori; who flips forward without looking into a rolling prawn hold! Kickout at one, despite how cool that was.

Jenny with a leg lift back drop, then a brainbuster, but Kaori floats over and catches a sleeper drop on the way down, DDT on the champ, a brainbuster and Zero-Fighter Kick follow. Kaori makes the cover, but Jenny's in the ropes. Kaori backs off, Jenny gets to her feet, sweep kick takes Jenny back down! Cover, 1, 2, kickout!

Jenny whips Kaori to the ropes, Kaori returns to a pair of Nike Cortez sneakers and Jenny McLanahan's flipping dropkick to the face! She whips Kaori to the corner, no, Kaori reverses the whip, Jenny in the corner! Swing Reverse DDT from the challenger!

Jenny is up quick, and like, "What the hell?" but slaps that headlock on Kaori quickly... and this isn't Kaori's first goatroping; she grabs a hold of Jenny, back drop! Kaori gets to her feet, Jenny a split second later... Kaori with the Sole Butt Rush! Kaori hits the apron, and waves to the crowd, which pumps them up! Springboard Kneelkick... CONNECTS!

Another kneelkick to the back, and Kaori seems to be in control... Jenny shoves Kaori into the corner, monkey flip! She hits the ropes, NiGHTSAULT by the champion! 1, 2, 2 and a half!

[Jr.:] HEY! That's not her move!

[Visper:] No shit?

[Jr.:] She STOLE IT!

Kaori surprises Jenny with a rolling prawn hold, 1, 2, 2 and a half again!

Cyclone Whip from Jenny, right into a headlock... and from there, transitions Kaori to the mat for a Fujiwara Armbar. Jenny breaks the hold when it looks like Kaori doesn't plan to tap out, and pulls the arm hard as she whips Kaori to the ropes... the champ goes to the other side, Zero Fighter Kick!

Jenny goes to the ropes and catches a rising Kaori with another, and covers, one, two, kickout!

Kaori grounds Jenny's offense to a halt with a DDT, and a Flying Cross Chop! THE STARMAN LOVE IS RINGING THROUGH THIS CROWD!!! Kaori covers, ONE, TWO, THR- NO! Jenny got her foot on the rope!

Both women are up, Jenny with a surprise Russian Leg Sweep! No, transitions into a Ground Beef Hold! Jenny has it in tight, but Kaori manages a foot on the ropes, this time. Hold gets broken, and Jenny changes strategy to "Beat the hell out of Kaori" by ramming her knee into the Pop Star's firmly toned abs repeatedly! One Armed DDT on Kaori Night; a back drop!

Kaori rolls off Jenny's back, Kuwahara Special 1! No, Jenny scrambles to the ropes... Both women up, Kaori gets steamrolled into a corner by McLanahan, Jenny sits her on the top rope and follows...

A pair of shots to the face, and Jenny gets shoved to the mat, Kaori with the NiGHTCAST! Another DDT follows... Jenny stumbles into the corner, Swing Reverse DDT from Kaori, a third DDT! No, Jenny with a Northern Lights Suplex Whip, Jenny goes behind on Kaori, hooks the arms for the Bubba Bomb! NO! KAORI goes behind on Jenny! BUBBA BOMB, Flips over, Mad Cow Clutch! Jenny's fighting it, but she cant hold on! JENNY TAPS!

SHIN CHAMPION!

Kaori NiGHT wins by submission
Time: 18.27
Rating: 81%

Kaori is celebrating in the ring, holding the C-CWA Women's Championship high in the air. Jenny isn't nearly as pleased, however, and she leaves the ring looking peeved.


Backstage
Nicole Dramesi is seen sitting, elbows on her knees, looking ahead in contemplation of her match coming up later tonight.

[motosada]

[Visper:] Now it's time for Round Five of the Jo Ryder/Roselyn Pride Best of Seven series!

[Jr.:] And this one should definitely be a hand-full. This match'll go 30 minutes, and the winner will be determined by whomever gets their opponent to tap out the most in that 30 minutes.

[Visper:] Half-an-hour of hell. Well, for those two, at least. Should be fun for us!

[Jr.:] You are such a sadist.

[Visper:] And some other stuff, too, but no one really wants to know about that.

<REC.Sub>
<<Singles Match - Ultimate Submission, 30 minute time limit>> [motosada]
"Poisonous" Roselyn Pride
vs.
"NDP Consultant" Jo Ryder

The two take their time, circling each other and just waiting for an opportunity. After a moment, they tie-up, center of the ring, and Jo forces Roselyn back into the corner. Clean break. Tie-up in the center again, and Jo goes right for the arm, locking in a hammerlock. Switch to a front facelock, Roselyn struggles for a moment but grabs the arm and reverses into a hammerlock of her own, only keeping it on for a second as she gives Jo a leg trip. Jo's on her hands and knees and Roselyn tries for a sidelock, pulling Jo back up and Jo rolls down, giving Roselyn an arm throw [moto note:] Think a neck throw, just with the arm instead. and applies a neck lock. Roselyn clasps her hands under Jo's jaw and forces her head back just enough to get a leg scissor around, but Jo pulls away and the two get back to their feet.

[Visper:] Well, certainly not what I'd expected from an Ultimate Submission match, but whatever.

[Jr.:] Poetry in motion, really.

Back in the center of the ring, and Jo fakes a tie-up, going into a standing switch, but Roselyn with a go-behind of her own. Ippon-zeoi from Ryder, rolls back into the neck lock. Jo gets to her feet, applying more pressure onto the side headlock, then surprises Roselyn with a neck throw, going once again to the neck lock. Roselyn's quick to get on the head scissors, but Jo again breaks away, and the two stalemate again.

[Visper:] Amazing chain wrestling from these two here. And again, I honestly never expected to see this sort of thing in a submission-based match-up.

[Jr.:] Well, that's what the women of NDP are all about; surprising the audience with things they'd never expect.

[Visper:] Uh... You may want to clarify that.

[Jr.:] Huh? Why?

[Visper:] -leans over and whispers something to Lann-

[Jr.:] Oh my God, that's disgusting!

[Visper:] So, are you sure you don't wanna clarify that?

[Jr.:] Uh... ahem. That's what the women of NDP are all about; surprising the audience with in-ring performances that they'd never expect.

[Visper:] Much better. ^^

Tie-up again in the center of the ring, and Roselyn applies a quick side headlock. Roselyn forces Jo to her knees as Ryder tries to release herself from the headlock. Jo starts up for a top wristlock but switches into a go-behind and a side headlock of her own. Roselyn pushes Jo off into the ropes, and Jo knocks her down with a shoulder charge. Jo stalks and Roselyn rolls away, holding her shoulder.

[Visper:] Jo Ryder, staying away from Roselyn Pride after the big knockdown with the shoulder block. Very smart move, making sure that Jo is going to be dictating the pace of the match; not Roselyn.

[Jr.:] Plus, as you can see, Roselyn is already beginning to nurse that shoulder; that's definitely going to come into play as the match wears on, as the Ryder Crossface targets that area almost exclusively, and because Roselyn may not be able to get as much force and leverage into her submission choke holds as she'd like with an injured shoulder.

Another tie-up, Roselyn goes into a standing armbar, rolls behind Jo and locks in the side headlock again. Jo shoves Roselyn off into the ropes and Roselyn comes back in with a shoulder block of her own, knocking Jo down to the mat. Roselyn takes to the ropes again and Jo pops up, another shoulder block from Roselyn and Jo goes down hard again. Roselyn takes again to the ropes, hops over Jo who hops back up, and Roselyn gets another shoulder block knockdown. Jo rolls out of the ring and Roselyn begins rotating and working the shoulder, which is noticeably starting to wear.

Roselyn waits in the ring, keeping her eyes on Jo Ryder, who stays outside and reenters the ring at a 9-count. The two tease another tie-up, testing the waters, and Jo jumps right in; standing front facelock, but Roselyn starts squirming out and away. Jo keeps on her, keeping the facelock lightly applied, but pays for it as Roselyn drops down and hits a fireman's carry, rolling it down into a headscissor neck hold. Jo kicks her feet out, escaping the neck hold and does a go-behind, switching back into a front facelock, and using the position to give Roselyn a nice front choke. Roselyn slowly begins to get to her knees, and then slower still her feet, as Jo cinches in the facelock chokehold tighter before dropping back down to her knees, taking Roselyn down with her. Jo switches her arm over, giving Roselyn an overhook/underhook hold, keeping Roselyn's arm away from attempting to release the hold while at the same time keeping her in tight. Rollover into a pinning predicament! One-- kick out!

Jo rolls right back over, keeping the over/under locked in, and after a moment rolls back over into the pinning predicament; one, tw-- kick out!

Jo again rolls back over, keeping Roselyn face down on the mat and keeping the over/under locked in. Roselyn slowly gets back to her feet again, forcing Jo to hers, and Roselyn begins to squirm and try and free herself from the over/under. Jo with a burst of energy attempts to give Roselyn an over/under vertical suplex, Roselyn's feet dangling and kicking high up in the air for a moment, but Roselyn reverses, getting back to her feet and tossing Jo up and over with a shoulder throw! Jo's back to her feet, charges Roselyn, and Roselyn hits a cyclone whip. Back to their feet again, Jo charges, and a second cyclone whip, and this time Roselyn keeps it locked in with a side armbar. Switch over into a double wrist lock, Jo manages to get to her feet, starts reversing Roselyn's double wrist lock into a top wrist lock of her own, standing switch, shove into the ropes, and kitchen sink to Roselyn Pride. Jo pulls up Roselyn rather forcefully and applies an abdominal stretch. Jo holds the move in tight, even taking to pounding Roselyn in the side a couple times to get the point across. Roselyn's hooking Jo's right leg in an attempt to get out of the hold, and after a long moment, it works! Switch over into a front facelock, and Roselyn hits a vertical brainbuster! Roselyn pulls Jo up and returns the the front facelock, but Jo gets in a go-behind, GERMAN SUPLEX! Jo keeps the hands locked in tight, pulls Roselyn up for a second German, but Roselyn fight back with elbows to the head, forcing Jo back near the ropes. Jo switches to a back drop position, hits it, sending Roselyn up and over, but Roselyn grabs onto the top rope and lands on the apron! Jo rushes towards Roselyn, baseball slide, but Roselyn hops over and Jo slides out of the ring, landing on her feet! Jo hops up onto the apron right behind Roselyn and tries for a big German suplex off the apron, but Roselyn's got the rope held too tight! Jo tries again, nearly falling off the apron in the process, but Roselyn still has the ropes held too tight!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! Jo Ryder's trying to German suplex Roselyn Pride off the apron! She'll kill Roselyn Pride if she manages to do this!

[Visper:] That's the plan, eh?

Roselyn hits a couple quick back elbows, knocking Jo off the apron, and Roselyn reenters the ring. Roselyn takes to the ropes, comes at Jo full bore, and she's going for the vertical plancha again, but Jo moves out of the way and Roselyn collides with the steel guard rail!

[Visper:] We saw Roselyn Pride hit that move during the dog collar match earlier tonight, but I guess this time around, Jo saw it coming and Roselyn paid for it big time.

[Jr.:] She looks like she landed shoulder-first into the guard rail; that won't be a good thing later on in this match. Jo's plotting this and looking at this and seeing a big opening just ready for the taking whenever she decides to take.

Roselyn rolls around, holding that shoulder. Jo pulls Roselyn to her feet, hammerlock, and runs Roselyn shoulder-first into the corner post. Roselyn bounces off and Jo pulls her to her feet once again, rolling her into the ring and following right after. Ryder locks in a side armbar, and here we go! Roselyn struggles, trying to kick herself over to her side to escape the pressure of the side armbar, but Jo's got her weight set just right so that Roselyn is stuck. Jo lets out an extremely feral scream, wrenching back hard on the arm, but that gives Roselyn the opportunity she needs to escape!

Jo whips Roselyn into the corner and grabs her arm, raising it high and slamming it down hard against the top rope. She repeats the process again before giving Roselyn a flying mare out of the corner. Jo goes right into another submission maneuver, closely resembling a victor cross armlock. Roselyn begins to roll around on the mat, sliding herself around and managing to get a foot on the ropes, forcing a break of the armlock. Jo stays on her, pulling her away from the ropes and going into a side headlock, but Roselyn breaks out with a rear chin crusher! Both get back to their feet, Roselyn closes in on Jo, but Jo hot shots Roselyn's on the top rope! Roselyn hangs on the top rope for a long, long time, straining for air, and Jo seizes the opportunity; she pulls Roselyn off the top rope and applies the Ryder Crossface! Roselyn struggles, but starts tapping after just a short second!

Jo Ryder wins a fall by submission
Fall time: 13.45
Overall time: 13.45
Roselyn Pride 0 - Joann Ryder 1

[Visper:] Jo Ryder has done it; she's gotten the first fall in this Ultimate Submission match with the Ryder Crossface, and put herself in quite a position to take this match home already.

[Jr.:] But don't be so quick to discount Roselyn Pride. She might not have as much experience as Ryder, but she's got quite an array of debilitating choke holds at her disposal. As long as there's time on the clock, Roselyn is a threat to Jo in this match.

[Visper:] And now, both women are going to be given a brief 15-second rest period to regain some energy and come up with some quick strategies. And that's not a hell of a lot of time at all.

[Jr.:] There's the bell. We're back on!

Time remaining: 16.00

Jo Ryder hits first with a big overhead belly-to-belly, pulling Roselyn to her feet and hitting another. Jo goes into a side armbar again, but Roselyn pulls away before Jo can get it locked in with any sort of pressure. Jo latches on with a rear bearhug, slowly pulling Roselyn back to her feet. Jo starts going for a German suplex, but Roselyn hooks her leg with Jo's and starts spinning around in Jo's arms. [moto note:] Yanno, if these two weren't trying to kill each other, this would almost seem sweet. Roselyn jabs her thumbs into the eyes of Jo Ryder, digging away for a moment as Ryder yells horribly loud before giving Ryder a big Mongolian chop and knocking Ryder to her knees! Roselyn takes to the ropes, but Jo snaps up and gives Roselyn another big overhead belly-to-belly! Roselyn and Jo are back to their feet, Jo goes in low and picks Roselyn up, looking like she's going to hit a lifting takedown, but instead sets Roselyn down on the top turnbuckle. A couple quick jabs to Roselyn's jaw, and Jo climbs up the ropes, clutching Roselyn for a super belly-to-belly, but Roselyn fights back with some heavy headbutts, knocking Jo off the corner! Jo rolls right back to her feet and chases in again, looking again for the super belly-to-belly, but Roselyn simply shoves Jo off this time! Roselyn doesn't hesitate a damned second and goes for the Serpent's Embrace, but Jo rolls out of the way at the last second, and Roselyn crashes and burns in the center of the ring!

[Visper:] And again, Roselyn Pride going for a high-risk maneuver and it doesn't pay off at all!

[Jr.:] Well, isn't that in fact the reason they're called "high-risk" maneuvers?

[Visper:] Yeah, and I get it. I'm just doing my job here. You shut up.

Roselyn lands poorly, hitting the mat and rolling up on her neck before laying out on her back. Roselyn begins dragging herself over to the corner, but Jo manages to get back to her feet first, heading to that corner to follow up on Roselyn, but a quick burst of energy out of the corner from Roselyn ends up with Jo getting a hot shot on the top turnbuckle! Roselyn gets right back to her feet and spins Jo around in the corner, and Roselyn starts laying into Jo with some heavy rights and some big knife's edge chops. Jo's down in the corner now and Pride begins stomping hard into Ryder's chest. Referee calls for a clean break, and Roselyn backs up out of the corner, waiting in the center of the ring for Jo to get back to her feet - or at least, out of the corner.

Jo begins crawling out of the corner, and begins clawing at Roselyn Pride, trying to use Roselyn to get back to her feet. Jo gets to her knees and Roselyn lays into her with a big right, and the ref yells at her for using a closed fist. Roselyn waits again, waiting for Jo to get back to her knees before belting her with another big right. Jo gets to her feet and Roselyn again lays into her, throwing Ryder around for a loop. Roselyn continues to stalk Ryder, and as Ryder again gets to her feet, Roselyn knocks her back down with a right. Ryder snaps right back to her feet this time and yells at Roselyn, daring her to hit her again. Roselyn obliges, knocking Jo back down with another heavy right, but Jo snaps right back up.

[Visper:] Damn. I didn't know Jo was into this kinda thing.

[Jr.:] What was that?

[Visper:] What?

[Jr.:] Didn't you.. say...

[Visper:] Probably not.

[Jr.:] Oh. Okay.

Roselyn comes in for another right, but Jo blocks and lays in with her own right. And another. And another. Roselyn is up against the ropes and Ryder whips her to the other side of the ring, taking her with with a back elbow smash. Roselyn's back to her feet and Ryder connects with a running neckbreaker. Roselyn's back up, and Ryder takes her down with a big lariat. Jo whips Roselyn into the corner, runs in for a follow up lariat, but Roselyn rolls out of the way and Jo smashes into the corner. Roselyn pops up behind Ryder and hits a big back drop. Roselyn waits for Jo to get up, toe kick, goes for a vertical brainbuster, but Ryder rolls behind her back and locks in for a German suplex! Hands are still locked and Ryder goes for two, but Roselyn breaks the hands and rolls through, hooking her legs under Jo's arms and smashing Ryder's face into the mat before sliding out and locking in an STF variation! Jo fights to not tap out, straining her arms out and eventually resorting to a big Mongolian chop back behind her, smashing Roselyn right on her ears, and that manages to convince Roselyn to break the STF.

Roselyn rolls to her feet, but Jo's right there and hits a big takedown lariat. Jo gets back to her feet after a few seconds, and starts stalking Roselyn. Roselyn uses the ropes to get back to her feet, Ryder's there, RYDER SLA-- no! Roselyn slides off Jo's shoulders and hits a side Russian legsweep! Both woman are back to their feet and Roselyn connects with a big lariat. Roselyn takes to the ropes, Jo's back to her feet, goes for a lariat, but Roselyn ducks under and bounces off the other side, comes back to Jo and hits a big cross body block! Jo slowly gets back to her feet and Roselyn's right there; toe kick, vertical brainbuster! Roselyn gets back to her feet, pulls Jo to hers in a front facelock, and goes for another vertical brainbuster, but Jo drops down and pulls a leg out from under Roselyn while pushing her down. Jo hops forward and tries to lock in the Ryder Crossface, but Roselyn shoves her off. Roselyn gets to her feet and Jo charges, but a stepping shotei cuts her off big time. Roselyn mounts the corner, possibly looking again for the Serpent's Embrace, but Jo hops to her feet, runs up the corner, and gives Roselyn a huge super half-nelson front suplex!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! What a suplex from Jo Ryder! I tell ya, if this were a normal match, Ryder would have no problem in hell getting the pin after a move like that!

Jo manages slowly to get back to her feet. She closes in on Roselyn, locking in a side armbar, but Roselyn pulls away quickly. Roselyn back to her feet, goes for a big right, but Jo ducks, grabs from behind, and just plants Roselyn with a big, sick belly-to-back. Jo's back to her feet, stalking Roselyn, yelling for her to get up. Roselyn slowly gets up, leaning on the ropes, and Ryder is there, looking for the Ryder Slam again, but Roselyn swings around, looking hooked for a swinging DDT, but lands on her feet and connects with that sickening facebuster impact DDT. Roselyn Pride senses a chance, and she mounts the turnbuckle again! Roselyn flies, and connects with the Serpent's Embrace! Roselyn Pride rolls Jo over and locks in the Last Hope, and Ryder taps!!

Roselyn Pride wins a fall by submission
Fall time: 9.38
Overall time: 23.37
Roselyn Pride 1 - Joann Ryder 1

[Jr.:] Roselyn Pride finally connects with the Serpent's Embrace and goes right into a big submission hold, and both pay off as she evens the score here against Ryder.

[Visper:] Another short 15-second respite before the match continues. They both better take full advantage of it.

Time remaining: 6.07

Bell rings for the third time of the match, and the ladies lock-up in the center of the ring. Standing switch from Roselyn Pride, and she bends Jo back, driving her elbow into Jo's chest and smashing Jo onto the mat. Roselyn drops an elbow on Jo's chest. Roselyn stalks Jo for the umpteenth time in the match, toe kick, vertical brainbuster! Roselyn starts blatantly choking Jo in front of the ref, and the ref starts a disqualification count, which Roselyn breaks the hold at three. Roselyn locks in a side headlock, and Jo tries to shove her off to the ropes, but Roselyn drops to her knees, stopping Jo in her tracks. Roselyn returns to her feet, cinches in the side headlock, but Ryder gets her leverage back and gives Roselyn a big swoop back drop. Jo stalks Roselyn, forcing her against the ropes when she's to her feet before Irish whipping her across the ring. Jo takes off the ropes, comes at Roselyn and tries for a jumping front kick, but Roselyn ducks under and connects with a chin crusher. Roselyn takes off the ropes and connects with a shoulder block, knocking Jo back down. She takes to the ropes again and connects with a big flying lariat. One more time to the ropes goes Roselyn, dropping her knees onto Jo's chest. Roselyn spikes Jo with a big DDT, pulls her back to her feet, but Jo nails a swinging neckbreaker before whipping her raven-haired opponent to the ropes and connecting with a hard lariat. Roselyn begins getting back to her feet, and Jo starts laying in with some heavy chops, forcing Roselyn back into the corner, and Jo continues hitting big chops to her chest.

Jo yanks Roselyn out of the corner and reapplies the over/under, dropping to the mat and smashing Roselyn's face into the mat. Jo gets to a knee and uses the leverage against Roselyn, and she starts jumping a bit and moving around to work the move in even more. Roselyn begins getting to her knees, and Jo moves to her feet to keep her leverage. Roselyn slowly gets back on her feet, and Jo goes for that over/under suplex again, suspending Roselyn at the peak for a moment and letting the blood rush to her head before falling back and connecting with the suplex.

[Visper:] Great offensive move from Jo Ryder. She went back to the mat wrestling that worked so well for her in the beginning of the match, and unlike the first time she tried it, that big front half nelson suplex worked.

Snap suplex from Ryder, and she starts to stomp at Roselyn's shoulder, softening her up for whenever the time is right. Jo pulls Roselyn back to her feet and whips her into the corner, following in slowly. Jo grabs the arm and begins slamming it down around the top rope again, doing everything she can to make sure that all she needs to do is slap on a Ryder Crossface to end this match.

Jo continues her deliberate assault, setting Roselyn up on the top turnbuckle and climbing up after, applying a front facelock and setting up for a top rope superplex, but Roselyn knocks her off and down to the mat! Roselyn leaps off in a diving senton, but Jo rolls out of the way, leaving Roselyn to crash and burn for the third time in the match!

Jo starts stalking Roselyn again, waits for Pride to get to her feet, and this time she hits the Ryder Slam! Jo starts stamping in place, stalking again, and she pulls off her long-sleeved gloves, tossing the out of the ring. Roselyn stumbles to her feet, Ryder locks on from behind, German suplex! Jo keeps the hands locked in and forces Roselyn and herself back to their feet, hitting a German suplex! Jo pops her hips and pulls Roselyn back up, triiiifeccctaaa~~! But Jo didn't let go! Jo rolls them back to their feet again and hits a fourth German suplex!

[Crowd:] FOUR!!

Jo keeps the hands locked on tight, rolling the two back up, and hits numbah~

[Crowd:] FIIIIVE!!!

The hands are still locked, they're both back to their feet, and number

[Crowd:] SIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!

[Visper:] And after six German suplexes, Jo Ryder still has the hands locked in! This is insane!

Jo rolls Roselyn up and hits number--

[Crowd:] SEEEVEN!!!

[Visper:] What a release off the seventh German suplex! Roselyn Pride might've been broken there somewhere after the fifth!

Jo gets to her feet, hangs on the top rope for a moment, and backs off, seeing Roselyn down and does a big throat cut taunt!

[Jr.:] Bah gawd Jo Ryder is going up top!

Ryder takes a moment to line herself off and takes the dive, leaping off the top rope and connecting with a diving headbutt!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD SHADES OF THE DYNAMITE KID!

Jo's back to her feet after a moment, and begins stalking Roselyn once again. Jo yells for Roselyn to get to her feet, jumping in place and just waiting for the moment to strike.

[Jr.:] Jo Ryder is on the attack and looking to break Roselyn Pride in half! She's like a... Like a RABID WOLVERINE!!

Roselyn manages to somehow get to her feet, and Jo goes right for the Ryder Crossface, but Roselyn bends her elbow and drops down to her outside knee, blocking Jo from being able to slap the move on; not that it stops her from trying. After a moment, Roselyn shoves Jo off and rolls out of the ring, taking a quick moment to catch her breath. Jo slides out of the ring in pursuit, but Roselyn rolls back in. Jo slides back in after her and Roselyn is right there with that modified front neck choke, Death Perception!

[Visper:] Roselyn Pride is looking to get the win here, with only two minutes left on the clock! If she can get Jo to tap out or to pass out, then she'll win this one right here and now!

Jo struggles and squirms in the Death Perception, and starts to fade. The referee comes in to check, pulls her arm up, and it falls.

[Jr.:] Not good. Not good at all for Ryder.

The referee raises Jo's arm up again and releases it, and it drops down to the mat.

[Visper:] C'mooon, Joey...

The referee raises her arm one last time and releases it, but she shoots her arm back up before it hits the mat! Roselyn starts shaking her head and yelling "No!" as Jo begins to break the body scissors Roselyn has around her waist. Jo gets to her knees, and Roselyn gets on her feet, and Jo bends back into a big northern lights suplex, rolling into a mount position and switching over into a cross armbar!

[Visper:] Minoru Special II from Ryder! Big move outta nowhere and Roselyn's in one hell of a predicament now!

Jo starts frantically ripping and tearing at Roselyn's arm, trying to get the psycho bitch to tap the hell out. Roselyn starts spasming and trying to pull the hell away, but Jo has her in way too tight. After an extremely long moment, Roselyn raises her hand and looks like she's about to tap, but manages to hold on!

[Visper:] Oh, shit no! There's only 30 seconds left! Jo sure as hell is cutting it close!

[Jr.:] Not yet she isn't! Roselyn has to tap before the time runs out for it to mean a damn thing.

Roselyn keeps herself from tapping as long as she can, but you can hear her yelling from the torque of the Minoru Special II being applied with more than enough force.

10!
9!
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7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!

TIME OVER!!!

Time Up Draw
Time: 6.07
Overall time: 30.00
Roselyn Pride 1 - Joann Ryder 1

As soon as the bell sounds, Roselyn starts tapping out like mad, and the referee starts breaking the hold and pulling Jo away from Roselyn.

[Visper:] Time's up, but we're tied! I'm not all that clear on the rules, but since this match is part of a series, I'm pretty sure that the matches have to have a decisive winner.

[Jr.:] Me, too. Everyone else seems confused as to what's happening, too.

[motosada]

Rocket Science hits and at least a few people in the crowd start popping. The boss makes his second - and hopefully last - appearance tonight, mic in hand.

[motosada:] This puts a person in a very interesting predicament. See, normally, this would be all up and over already. But, since someone has to win this match, here's what we're gonna do; Sudden Death! Whichever of you two ladies makes the other tap first wins. Sound simple enough? Ring the bell!

[Visper:] Well, there ya have it! Looks like it's back on!

Bell rings, and the two go right into a tie-up. Side headlock applied by Roselyn, but Jo slides out and applies a hammerlock, rushing the corner and driving Roselyn in shoulder-first. Roselyn bounces out and Jo catches her with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex. Jo goes right in for an armbar, but Roselyn seemed ready for it and pulls her arm away, sweeping Jo's feet out from under her and locking in the Calamity Symphony! Jo struggles and squirms, starting to pull hard at Roselyn's worn shoulder, and breaks her arm free, rolling out of the hold!

Another tie-up in the center of the ring, standing switch by Ryder, and she goes for a German suplex, but Roselyn rolls through and tries to apply that modified STF again, but Jo squirms away. Both women are back to their feet, Roselyn charges, and Jo catches her with a cyclone whip, keeping her locked in and applying a modified Fujiwara armbar, but Roselyn manages to slide herself to the ropes and force a clean break. Roselyn gets back to her feet and Jo catches her and pulls her into the Ryder Crossface! Roselyn resists, but Jo pulls harder and harder and Roselyn taps!!

Jo Ryder wins a fall by submission
Fall time: 8.51
Roselyn Pride 1 - Joann Ryder 2

Jo Ryder wins by points
Fall time: 8.37
Overall time: 32.44
Rating: 78%
Roselyn Pride 2 - Joann Ryder 3

[Visper:] Jo Ryder has done it! She's gone two-for-two tonight against Roselyn Pride, and stands to win it all tonight in that ominous steel cage dangling overhead.

Jo lets go of Roselyn after a nice, long moment, and leaves the ring as the crowd cheers her on. Roselyn Pride rolls around in agony, holding her shoulder on the verge of tears, far removed from her display at the end of the first match of the night.

[Jr.:] Well, this one should prove to be highly disturbing. These two seem to have gone from wanting to beat each other to wanting to kill each other. Having both of them locked in a steel cage with each other might make one of their wants come true.

[Visper:] We'll just have to wait and see, eh?

[Jr.:] Yep. But now, it's time for the NDP RePLAY.

omg NEW...LY RIP'D OFF FEATURE!

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[Announcer:] The NDP RePLAY is brought to you by the Classic NES Series for Game Boy Advance from Nintendo. Great Then, Great Now.

June 6th; Albany, New York. Nicole Dramesi vs. Jenny McLanahan and Kaori NiGHT.

Nicole Dramesi drags Jenny McLanahan out of the ring and slams her hard on the outside. She slides back into the ring and gives Kaori NiGHT a big Stir of Echoes. The referee is checking on Jenny McLanahan, Twinky McLanahan breaks out of the crowd and surprises Nicole with a Truch Driver Driver! Twinky drags Kaori over to Nicole and drapes the HUGE pop star over the big red-headed machine and slides out of the ring, with Kaori picking up the one, two, three.

[Announcer:] Classic NES Series for Game Boy Advance. Old School, New Home. And only from Nintendo. Who Are You?


The lights dim and Bled For Days hits over the PA system. The crowd stands, and gives the challenger a rousing standing ovation. His eyes remain fixed on the ring, and he looks extremely focused, so much to the point that it’s nearly frightening.

[Jr.:] This is it! A match that’s been well over one full year in the making! There’s so much history between these two, I’m not even sure where to begin!

[Visper:] So then we don’t… we just let this moment speak for itself.

A blood red glow engulfs the arena, as Through The Fire begins to emanate from the speakers. A ten foot high wall of flame explodes, signifying the arrival of the Champion. She steps over the glowing embers, shrouded by a dark red cloak, with a hood that covers her face. The fans sit nearly silent, in awe of what they are witnessing as Nicole Dramesi marches slowly towards the ring. The drowning guitar rifts of Type O Negative seem to pulse with every step she takes, but in the ring, her adversary is motionless, expressionless, and fearless. Dramesi climbs the ring steps, then stares across the ring for a moment at her opponent. He returns the glare, but her face is hidden behind the hood as she steps into the ring. She walks over to the center of the ring, and slowly lifts her arms in an arching fashion, almost like an angel. But just as quickly, she thrusts them downward with all the fury of Satan himself, and fireballs erupt from each of the four corners. The force knocked the hood from her head, and when the smoke clears, she looks ominously into the eyes of her challenger.

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD WHAT AN ENTRANCE!

[Visper:] For once… you’re absolutely right.

Nicole slowly undoes the belt that holds the cloak in place, and it drops to the mat, revealing the M-DWF World Heavyweight Title Belt around her waist.

[Visper:] These two first met when the M-DWF was reformed early last year to decide an undisputed Champion! And now over a year after the title was thought to have been retired, it resurfaces at the center of this war.

[Jr.:] But I don’t think either one of them give a damn about that belt or any other belt right now! It’s gone far deeper than that!

As Nicole unlatches the title from around her waist and hands it over to the official, she never takes her eyes off of Twinky. As the official walks over and tries to let Twinky look at the belt, he never takes his eyes off Nicole. The referee shrugs his shoulders, and walks back to the center of ring to display the title for the crowd. He walks over and hands it off to the ring announcer, and gives the timekeeper the signal to ring the bell.

[Jr.:] Here we go!!

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<< World Heavyweight Championship Singles Match>> [greatmalenko187]
"Midwestern Icon" Twinky McLanahan
vs.
World Heavyweight Champion "Chthonic" Nicole Dramesi

The fans are buzzing with anticipation, as the two walks towards each other and meet in the center of the ring. Nicole hesitates for about a millisecond, then rocks Twinky’s jaw with a big uppercut.

[Visper:] So much for the usual nose-to-nose trash talking to start off a big match…

Twinky barely flinched from that first shot, so Nicole gives him another one. He still doesn’t budge, so she gives him a third. And it looks like Twinky’s actually asking for a fourth!

[Jr.:] Imagine the adrenaline that must be pumping through him right now! BAH-

[Visper:] God…

Nicole obliges with the fourth uppercut, and it actually knocks Twinky back a few steps, but he bounds right back with a flurry of quick right hands! He pushes Nicole back into the ropes with a collar and elbow tie up, but she quickly wrestles her way back out to the center of the ring. They transition quickly into the double knuckle lock for a test of strength, but neither will budge! Twinky leaps up, planting his feet in Nicole’s abdomen just above her hips, and flips her over with a modified monkey flip. He maintains the double knuckle lock and floats over into a grounded side headlock. She instinctively rolls onto her side, stands up, and lifts Twinky for a quick backdrop that breaks the hold. She goes for an elbow drop, but he rolls out of the way. He pulls a fork and lunges for her face all in one motion, but Nicole sits up at the last possible second. Twinky is left stretched out face-first on the mat, with the prongs of his fork buried in the canvas. The strands of Nicole’s hair caught inbetween show just how close he came to his target.

[Visper:] Well, I think now might be a good time to remind everyone that this match is no disqualification, with no count outs.

[Jr.:] YEAH, and that Jezebel nearly got what she had comin’ to her! A fork IN THE FAEC!

Nicole looks at the frayed strands of her hair pinned to the mat, while Twinky tries to pull his fork out of the mat. He succeeds, but drops it when Nicole charges and plants a knee into his gut. She pushes him back into the ropes, and whips him to the far side. She goes for a big boot, but Twinky ducks it, and counters into the Kuwahara Special 1! Nicole’s height serves her well and she’s able to grab the bottom rope almost immediately. She pulls herself out to the floor as Twinky breaks the hold, but turns her back as she rethinks things. When she turns around, Twinky’s flying at her with a tope con hilo, but she has the presence of mind to side step the attack and Twinky goes barreling into the guard rail!

[Jr.:] He went for everything but he got NOTHING!

[Visper:] And lying prone on a concrete floor with Nicole Dramesi after your ass is a place you definitely don’t want to be!

Nicole grabs Twinky by the hair, and applies a front facelock. She takes him up and over with an uproot brainbuster, then swivels her hips a la Eddie Guerrero and hits another! Both times, Twinky hits the floor with a dull thud, and a grin begins to creep across Nicole’s face as he holds his lower back in pain. She pulls him back up to his feet, and goes to whip him into the guardrail, but he reverses and she crashes into the steel instead. He gets a head of steam and charges at her, but she slams him back down onto the concrete with a vicious spinebuster. He screams out in pain, and one fan even throws a drink at Nicole, but she doesn’t even notice as she rolls Twinky into the ring. She goes for the first cover of the match, but only gets a two and a half count.

[Jr.:] She nearly got him with the first pin in the match! What a HOSSETTE!

[Visper:] Sercurity! You have the wrong guy! This one threw the drink, right here beside me! Take him away, please!

Nicole doesn’t give Twinky a moment’s reprieve as she’s right back on him with a gutwrench suplex. She makes him use his own energy to stand back up, and then she delivers another. She picks him up one more time, and goes for a release German Suplex, but Twinky lands on his feet and rolls her up with a quick school boy, nearly catching Nicole off guard for the three count! Twinky’s up first, but Nicole takes his legs out from under him. She rolls into a jackknife hold, but Twinky kicks out at two. Nicole goes for a wild lariat as he stands, but Twinky ducks and takes her over with a backslide, registering another near fall. Nicole runs in again, but Twinky takes her down with a drop toe hold that sends her face first into the middle turnbuckle. He pounds her across the shoulder blades a few times with forearms, and then sets her up on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. He pulls her down into the Tree of Woe, and smiles as he retrieves his fork off the mat. He slides out to the floor, and grabs Nicole by the hair, arching her neck back at a very awkward and painful angle. Then, to add, well, injury to injury, he starts stabbing her in the face with the fork!

[Crowd:] BREAK HER NECK! BREAK HER NECK! BREAK HER NECK!

[Visper:] Wow…

Even though it’s no-DQ, the referee is trying to pull Twinky off of Nicole, but he’ll have none of it, and throws the referee to the ground. Nicole’s leg finally comes free from underneath the turnbuckle, and she crumples to the mat in a heap. Twinky looks around with a gleam in his eye, trying to find his next course of action. He spots the timekeeper’s table behind him, and seems to take a quick liking to it. He points to it, and the fans go nuts. When he signals for the Truck Driver Driver, they go INSANE.

[Visper:] He wouldn’t…

[Jr.:] I think he would BAH GAWD! He’s gonna put her through that table!

Twinky pulls Nicole under the bottom rope and climbs onto the apron with her. He looks over his shoulder and lines up with the table, then lifts Nicole up… but she floats over and lands back in the ring. She nails him with a backbrain lariat, and sends him sprawling face first into the table! She rubs her face, and sees her own blood from the fork attack, just as Twinky looks up at a camera with a bloody mouth. She climbs out of the ring, and uses her shoulder like a battering ram, spearing Twinky from behind and sending him gut first into the table. She spins him around, and rams him back first into the ring apron. She rolls him back into the ring, but as she climbs up onto the apron, she sees the table and has second thoughts. She pulls Twinky back through the ropes, and throttles his throat with her right hand.

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE BAH GAWD TABLE!!!!

[Visper:] She hasn’t even done anything yet… if she does, you’re going to have a heart attack.

Nicole lifts Twinky high in the air… but doesn’t drop him. She shakes her head no and smiles sadistically as she puts him down and applies a standing headscissor.

[Visper:] Oh… My…

[Jr.:] GAWD! STIR OF ECHOES OFF THE APRON THROUGH A TABLE! HE’S BROKEN IN HALF! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!

Lann didn’t jump the gun that time. Nicole actually did powerbomb Twinky through the timekeeper’s table with a Stir of Echoes off the apron. And he isn’t moving. The fans are a mixed bag – some are booing rabidly, while others sit in silence, afraid for Twinky’s well being and in awe of what they witnessed. Through it all, Nicole laughs coldly, and reaches underneath the ring looking for something. Twinky still isn’t moving. Nicole produces a gas can and the crowd gasps collectively.

[Jr.:] Damnit! That Jezebel’s gonna set the poor guy on fire now?! That’s too much; somebody needs to stop this right now!

[Visper:] Shhh… listen. It’s rattling. I don’t think there’s any gas in there.

The container does rattle as Nicole brandishes it to the crowd. She rolls back into the ring as Twinky begins to twitch. A member of the ring crew pours some water on his face, trying to revive him while Nicole removes the lid from the gas can. She turns it upside down, and the contents are revealed.

[Jr.:] THUMBTACKS!

[Visper:] See? Told you it wasn’t gas.

On the outside, Twinky’s starting to move some as EMT’s are trying to get him to lie still. But amazingly, he pushes them away and slowly crawls towards the ring. Nicole laughs some more and motions him in as she empties the last of the tacks. He claws his way up to one knee on the outside, and actually seems to be reaching underneath the ring for something. Nicole walks over, and reaches over the ropes to grab him by the hair. She pulls him up onto the apron, but he has something large in his hands… and he blasts Nicole in the face with it! It’s the famous red tricycle!

[Visper:] Is that… a TRIKE?!

[Jr.:] Yep! Twinky used it once or twice back in the old M-DWF!

Twinky hurls the tricycle at Dramesi, hitting her in the stomach and doubling her over. He leaps up to the top, going for a springboard dropkick, but Dramesi brushes him off. She grabs him off the mat quickly, going for a chokeslam into the thumbtacks, but Twinky floats over! TDD! TDD into the thumbtacks!

[Jr.:] YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! TDD! TDD! TDD!

[Visper:] You know, you could at least try and be impartial.

[Jr.:] To hell with that! Pin that Jezebel, Twinky!

But Twinky’s having a hard time doing that at the moment, as he took a lot of thumbtacks for that bump too. They almost completely cover the left side of his back and most of his left arm… but that pales in comparison to the probably one or two dozen tacks in the top of Nicole’s head. Both are bloody messes, and both are squirming around, groaning in agony. Twinky finally manages to drape an arm over Nicole, and the ref begins the count…1… 2…………………………2.999999!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD SHE KICKED OUT! SHE KICKED OUT!

[Visper:] -gone to buy a muzzle-

Twinky looks up at the referee in disbelief through the blood in his eyes, not believing that that wasn’t three. He stands up, loose tacks falling off of his jeans and shirt, measuring Nicole. He starts to get her up by the hair, but she scores with a low blow, and goes behind for a release German onto the bed of tacks! She rolls over and holds Twinky’s legs for a cover, 1… 2…………………2.999! She sighs loudly in frustration, and picks Twinky up, slamming him right back down with a chokeslam. She scales the turnbuckles up to the top, and screams at Twinky to get up. Twinky does, but very slowly, and the ref’s trying to talk Nicole down. She shoves him out of the way, then leaps off towards Twinky looking for a double axe handle… but he leaps up, barring her leg in mid air and landing in the Kuwahara Special 1!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD WHAT A REVERS-

-muffled noises-

[Visper:] Ah… that’s better.

[Jr.:] -MUZZLED’D-

Twinky has the hold cinched in tightly, but again they’re too close to the ropes and he’s forced to break the hold. That doesn’t stop him though, as he drags Dramesi back out to the center of the ring and reapplies it! Nicole screams out in pain, and the referee begins to count her shoulders down, 1… 2… she sits up, and punches at Twinky a few times before falling back to the mat in pain. 1… 2… she sits up again, and punches McLanahan some more until he breaks the hold. He stands up, pulling Nicole up by her hair and leg, and hits a rapid dragon screw. He goes for the spinning toe hold, but Nicole counters with a small package, 1… 2… 2.9 kickout! Twinky stands up but is nearly decapitated by a lariat from Dramesi, who limps around a few steps, trying to shake out the injured leg and knee. She pulls Twinky up into a standing headscissor, and is signaling for another Stir of Echoes… she gets him up, and she hits it!

[Visper:] I’m not sure if she got it all, it looked like her leg started to buckle right at the end…

[Jr.:] HMPHFGHJKKAJDSJDJSLFFHH!!!

[Visper:] Indeed.

She goes for the cover, 1… 2… 3! NO! NO! It’s not three! Twinky kicked out! He got the shoulder up, and Nicole can’t believe it! She honestly looks like she’s about to cry, but suddenly lets out a war cry and picks Twinky back up. She sets him up for another SoE, but this time the knee definitely does buckle! She falls down to one knee, and Twinky falls in front of her. Twinky hits a dropkick to the face, followed by a quick skewer DDT. He looks out to the crowd, and is calling for the end! He lifts Nicole up… not for a Truck Driver Driver, but for the TRUCK DRIVER FROSION!

[Visper:] Truck Driver Frosion! He’s only used that move one other time EVER!

Twinky goes for the cover, one… two………………………………………

[Jr., THROUGH the muzzle:] BAH GAWD NO!

Somehow, Nicole Dramesi managed to kick out of the Truck Driver Frosion! But Twinky’s right back up, and applies the spinning toe hold! Nicole’s not responding, she looks unconscious!

[Visper:] I think Nicole Dramesi may have used her last bit of energy to kick out of the Frosion! And… yes! The referee is calling for the bell! He’s stopping the match!

NEW HERO!

Twinky McLanahan wins by referee stoppage to become the new World Heavyweight Champion
Time: 18.26
Rating: 86%

[Visper:] Jesus.. what a horrid display here... These two just absolutely beat the hell out of each other until one of them couldn't take it anymore.

[Jr.:] And now, we have a new M-DWF World Heavyweight Champion for... I guess no real reason.

[Visper:] Well, it means something to them. I suppose that's all that really matters.

[Jr.:] All this, for a worthless strap of leather. Unbelieveable.

[Visper:] It's not worthless, Lann. After these two destroied each other, how in the hell can you even joke about that being worthless?

[Jr.:] Well, I--

[Visper:] No, that's it. The muzzle is going back on.

[Jr.:] Hey, no! Nooooo~~!

[Visper:] Fine, fine. -sighs-


--Sponsor plug goes here. Nintendo, bitches--

[motosada]

[Visper:] This next match… IS EPIC!

[Jr.:] Does Jim Rome know you’re infringing on his gimmick?

[Visper:] What?

[Jr.:] Nothing… this is ONLY the match to determine the number one contender to the NDP Championship; currently held by Flip Staley, but after tonight it could very well be Gene Starr. Jason Wesley fought his way tooth and nail up the entire Heavyweight Division - all seven of them - to earn his way to the Number One Contender’s Match Up right here tonight!

[Visper:] Like I said! EPIC match up!

<REC.WvP>
<< Championship #1 Contendership Singles Match>> [TwinkyKid2002]
"CHAMPIFIED!" Jason Wesley (w/ Midori Kuwahara)
vs.
"fuCKYea!" Masked Punk

Masked Punk doesn’t play tonight, starting with a kick at Jason Wesley, knocking him back enough for a cyclone whip… Jason responds with a drop toe hold, and a flying mare, Masked Punk with an O-Soto-Gari, which he transfers right into an Upright Figure Four! Jason leans up and punches Masked Punk in the face, breaking the hold. Both men are up, and Jason lays in with a kick to the stomach, and a series of elbow shots that flatten The Punk. Jason Wesley with a front headlock… he rolls backwards into the Back Rolling Necklock!

Just… THINK about that for a second…

Masked Punk doesn’t, though, as he gets a hand on the ropes. Jason shrugs, which Masked Punk feels, and the two get to their feet, another Back Rolling Necklock! Masked Punk manages to get his foot on the ropes again; and this time the hold is released. Masked Punk with a face buster, and the two begin trading blows… they’re going fist to fist, blow for blow! Jason grabs a wild fist, shoulder arm breaker! ‘Bout time somebody remembered this is a wrestling match…

Repeated shoulder arm breaker, and a stomp at the back… Masked Punk gets up to his feet slowly; Jason moves in for a big move, NO! Punk with a shoulder neck breaker! Masked Punk with a standing moonsault, Jason kicks out easily. The Punk goes behind on Jason Wesley, back brain kneel kick. Jason whips MP to the corner, but Masked Punk runs up, and flips behind Wesley! Shoulder neck breaker on Jason Wesley again!

These two aren’t holding anything back; not with a chance at the biggest prize NDP has to offer on the line!

Masked Punk whips Jason to the ropes, and Jason runs the Punk down with a big Kenka Kick! A DDT follows, and a trio of elbow shots; before a surprise Blizzard Suplex from Masked Punk! 2 and a half count only, Masked Punk was THIS CLOSE to stealing this match up and the number one contendership… Jason’s been to the top of the mountain though, and knows the glory that’s waiting for one of them; he refuses to go down so easily! Face buster on Masked Punk; a whip to the ropes, Spine Bomb! One, Two, Thr- NO! He kicks out!

Jason Wesley pulls Masked Punk up for a power bomb, no! Hurricanrana counter! ONE, TWO, THREE! NO! NO, MY GOD, NO! Jason Wesley has kicked out! This crowd is SPLIT, 50-50; the fans of Jason Wesley’s exploits in England’s NWW, and Masked Punk’s ventures HERE in the United States and NDP; these fans have their favorites and BY GAWD they’re gonna cheer who they damn well please!

Jason gets behind MP, Atomic Whip! Masked Punk’s holding his back, as he gets to his knees, Jason Wesley clutches the wrist… CHAMPIFICATION EFFECT on Masked Punk! Wesley with a cover, ONE! TWO! THREE, NO! MASKED PUNK KICKED OUT! There’s too much on the line here for this to be over, and Masked Punk is fighting with all the spirit he has!

Jason Wesley is in disbelief, but pulls Masked Punk up onto his feet.. Throws him into the corner, and charges the knee into Masked Punk’s chest! Cover; One, Two, Thre- NO! Snap suplex, body slam from Jason Wesley… he prepares for the standing Enzuigiri, but whiffs it! Masked Punk with a Blizzard Suplex; kick out at 2.999! Delfin Rana; JASON KICKED OUT! Jason Wesley with a Spine Bomb; ONE! TWO! THREE!

JASON WESLEY WINS IT! THE CHAMPIFIED ONE IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NDP CHAMPIONSHIP!

Jason Wesley wins by pinfall
Time: 16.53
Rating: 91%

[Jr.:] -getting hoarse as he shouts- Jason Wesley is in the center of the ring, Midori joins him in ring to celebrate! The two of them are in the middle of the ring, and Jason Wesley stands up proud; going on to face either Flip Staley or Gene Starr for the NDP CHAMPIONSHIP!


Reply of the Roselyn Pride/Jo Ryder promo from earlier in the show.


The lights dim and four strobes around the cage begin to flash, as the huge rig begins to slowly descend. My Last Breath hits and Roselyn Pride makes her way to the ring to a nice chorus of boos. She slides into the ring and watches the cage descend as Fly From the Inside hits, bringing Jo Ryder to the ring.

[Visper:] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for what may just be the most brutal match of the night.

[Jr.:] Two people stuck in a 15-foot-tall steel cage, and the only way to win is by climbing up the whole way and then being the first to get both feet on the floor.

[Visper:] Yeah. It's a cage match, damnit, not a normal match with some pretty scenery!

Jo Ryder slides into the ring, and Roselyn jumps her as Jo's testing the ropes.

[Visper:] Sneak attack from Roselyn Pride! And the cage isn't even all the way down yet!

<REC.Cage>
<<Singles Match - Cage>> [motosada]
"Poisonous" Roselyn Pride
vs.
"NDP Consultant" Jo Ryder

The bell rings as Roselyn Pride smashes Jo's faces into the turnbuckle. Jo's back is in the corner and Roselyn begins laying very hard, slow chops across her chest. Roselyn rears back for a big chop, but Jo ducks under, shoves Roselyn into the turnbuckle and starts kicking away at her chest. Irish whip to the other corner and Jo comes in with the jumping elbow smash. Jo pulls Roselyn out of the corner and whips her into the ropes, Roselyn comes barreling back and tries to score a flying lariat, but Jo ducks under and Roselyn slams into the mat. Roselyn gets back to her feet and Jo gets a go-behind, rear takedown, switch over into a front facelock, and Ryder locks in that overhook/underhook lock she utilized in the Ultimate Submission match. She pulls Roselyn to her feet and hops back, locking her legs around Roselyn's midsection as she keeps the over/under locked in.

[Jr.:] Jo Ryder's gonna freakin' break Roselyn Pride's neck with that submission hold!

Jo keeps the submission locked in for a very long moment before releasing it. She gets to her feet and waits for Roselyn to start getting back to hers. Jo takes to the ropes and gives Roselyn a low dropkick to the back of her knee! Roselyn rolls around on the mat and begins to get up to her hands and knees, and Jo comes at her with a low dropkick right in the face! Jo forces Roselyn to her feet and places her in a hammerlock, shoves her just about a foot into the ropes and gives her a German suplex whip. Jo pulls Roselyn up again, applies the hammerlock again, and runs Roselyn towards the ropes, giving her a neat little toss into the cage. Roselyn lands on the apron between the ropes and the cage, and Jo takes to the ropes as Roselyn pulls herself up. Roselyn gets back to her feet as Jo jumps high into the air and smashes Roselyn into the cage with a huge body splash! Jo pulls Roselyn up by her hair, and with Roselyn's chest facing the cage, Jo brings down a heavy forearm arcoss Roselyn's chest. Jo grips under Roselyn's chin and pulls back, pulling Roselyn's upper body a few feet away from the cage and bringing the top rope back. Jo moves her arm up, holding Roselyn in place under her chin with her arm, and clubs Roselyn across the chest again.

[Visper:] It may sound funny, but Roselyn's current prediciment kinda resembles a sling-shot. Roselyn's the bolder, the corner posts are the big planks of wood, the top rope is like the big rubber band, and Jo is Wile E. Coyote.

[Jr.:] Wait. How in the hell does Wile E. Coyote play into this?

[Visper:] Have you ever seen a Road Runner cartoon?

[Jr.:] Well, yeah.

[Visper:] Well, see, the cage is kinda like the big semi that's barreling towards him. Jo's gonna release Roselyn and smash her into the cage.

[Jr.:] So, you're saying that the cage is going to.. run over Jo Ryder?

[Visper:] Yanno, it was a stupid analogy. Let's move on.

Jo Ryder does, indeed, release Roselyn Pride, smashing her hard into the cage. Jo takes to the ropes again and comes at Roselyn full bore, jumping high and smashing Roselyn into the cage again! Roselyn kinda swaggers for a moment before collapsing backwards, sliding through the middle and top ropes and landing in a heap. Jo sees the opportunity and races to the other side of the ring, climbing onto the top rope and begins scaling the chain-link side of the cage! Jo starts climbing high, and she arches a foot up onto the top of the cage - displaying her amazing flexability, wink wink - when a bloody Roselyn Pride grabs onto her other foot and begins pulling! Jo struggles to keep hold of the top of the cage, but Roselyn's grip is too tight. Jo brings her foot back down off the top of the cage to try and kick Roselyn off, but Roselyn pulls hard as she can and Jo loses her grip, flying halfway across the ring and impacting the ring face-first with a heavy thud!

[Visper:] Jesus! Roselyn Pride is bleeding from her head, and Jo Ryder might be dead or knocked out after an impact like that!

Roselyn staggers for a moment, but jumps right on Jo and applies a choke sleeper!

[Jr.:] Bah gawd that Jezabel is going to try and finish off Jo Ryder!

Roselyn rolls the choke sleeper over and applies body scissors around Jo, and wrenches and torques the move in heavily. And with no referee around to stop her, she doesn't really feel like stopping.

[Jr.:] Good lord, how long is Roselyn going to have that illegal choke hold applied?

[Visper:] Well, seeing as though there's no one to enforce anything really resembling rules, I guess as long as she wants.

Roselyn releases the choke sleeper after a long, long moment. She shoves Jo off of her and gets back to her feet, kicking Ryder in her sides. Roselyn pulls Jo to her feet and gets a nice handful of tights - giving Jo one hell of a wedgie - and runs towards the corner, throwing Jo high and crashing her into the corner of the cage, and Jo simply drops down, smashing down onto the turnbuckle and hanging there. Roselyn walks over to Jo and grabs her leg, yanking her off the turnbuckle and flinging her across the ring again. Roselyn stomps away at Jo's back, jumps high and drops a couple knees on Jo's neck. Roselyn takes to the ropes and gives Jo a sliding dropkick to her face. Roselyn rolls Jo onto her back and then drags her near a corner, climbing up the turnbuckle. She takes a moment, before turning around and climbing up the cage.

[Jr.:] Bah gawd, Roselyn Pride's gonna win this cage match with almost no resistance at all! She's just going to stroll to a victory!

[Visper:] How can this be? This match hasn't even been going 7 minutes!

Roselyn stands on top of the cage, in the corner, and turns around, staring at Jo. She stares around the arena for a moment and dives off the cage, going for the Serpent's Embrace, and she connects!!!

[Visper:] Roselyn's not trying to win this match! She just wants to destroy Jo Ryder!

[Jr.:] That Jezabel wench of a woman!

Roselyn rolls onto her back, blood stains on Jo's outfit from where Roselyn connected with the Serpent's Embrace. Both women are down for a long moment, but Roselyn is the first to begin stirring. She pulls herself up to her feet with the ropes and begins pulling Jo up to hers. Roselyn whips Jo into the corner and follows in with a big kneelkick in the corner. Jo struggles back to her feet, but Roselyn is right there with a hammerlock, grabs Jo by the seat of her pants again, and rushes her across the ring, into the other corner, and tosses her again, but this time throws her lower body up, so that Jo's back slams into the top turnbuckle before Jo falls down onto her neck. Jo rests on her neck, her body resting against the corner, and Roselyn comes up and hoists her up, hooking her legs into the corner and putting Jo into the tree of woe. Roselyn begins kicking and stomping at Jo, delivering heavy downward kicks to Jo's ribcage and face. Roselyn takes to the ropes and gives Jo a sliding dropkick to the face. Roselyn pulls Jo out of the tree of woe and pulls her to her feet by her tights. [moto note:] Jo's outfit has probably gotten more action from her in such a short period of time than anyone else ever has.

Roselyn shoves Jo into the corner again and sets up for a brainbuster, but sets Jo up on top. Roselyn climbs up to the second rope and applies a front facelock, and she connects with a second rope superplex. Roselyn then goes over to the corner and begins to tear away the turnbuckle pad, undoing the string and tossing the pad away. She pulls Jo up and throws her backwards into the corner, and the back of Ryder's head collides with the exposed turnbuckle. Roselyn pulls Jo to the center of the ring and applies a hammerlock, running Jo into the corner and smashing her face into the exposed steel. Roselyn pulls Jo's head back and smashes it into the corner again before dropping Jo down. Roselyn brings a hand up to her face and wipes away some of the blood, smiling and laughing sadistically at the sight of her own blood.

[Jr.:] This woman is disturbed and sick. She shouldn't be in a wrestling ring; she should be in a mental institution.

Roselyn pulls Jo up, and smiles grimly as she sees blood freshly pouring from Jo's forehead. Roselyn wipes the blood away from Jo's head and licks it clean from her fingers, smiling widely. She applies a front facelock on Ryder, bringing Ryder up in the vertical brainbuster, and connecting. Roselyn pops right back up, and pulls Jo to her feet. Roselyn lightly applies a rear grapple, throws Jo with a big German suplex, but Jo somehow rolls out of it in mid-air and lands on her feet! She grabs Roselyn from behind and lauches her with her own throwing German, crashing Roselyn's head into that exposed turnbuckle!!

[Visper:] What a reversal by Jo Ryder! There's no way in hell that Roselyn Pride saw that one coming!

Jo goes right on the attack with a huge burst of renewed energy and a massive adrenelin boost, kicking the hell out of Roselyn until she's slumped in the corner. Jo backs off a few feet and runs forward, giving Roselyn a Bronco Buster (to the male audience's approval)! Jo pulls Roselyn to her feet and gives her another German suplex, landing her in the middle of the ring. Jo pulls Roselyn to her feet and runs her into the cage, tossing her over the ropes again. Jo reaches over the ropes and grabs Roselyn up by her hair and smashes her face into the cage, grating her face into the steel of the cage. After a long moment of this, Jo pulls Rose's neck back sharply and slingshots her face into the ropes, much like she did earlier in the match. Ryder hooks Roselyn in a crucifix powerbomb position and brings her back into the ring very hardway.

Snap suplex from Jo and she pulls Roselyn to her feet. Whip to the ropes and Jo gives Roselyn a big overhead belly-to-belly. Jo starts working in some heavy kesa-giri chops before whipping Roselyn shoulder-first into the corner. Jo takes to the other side of the ring and hops up onto the corner, begining to climb the hell out of the ring, but Roselyn manages to remove herself from the corner and gives Jo a big forearm smash to the small of her back. Roselyn climbs up the ropes, right behind Ryder, and grabs on from behind, and begins pulling at her as if trying to nail a German suplex!

[Visper:] We saw Jo try and do something like this in the Ultimate Submission match. She was going to try and German suplex Roselyn off the apron, but it didn't quite work out for her. With any luck, Roselyn'll meet the same success.

Roselyn keeps pulling, and when that doesn't work, she sits down on the turnbuckle and clubs Jo in the back and tries again, this time hitting a fucking huge-mongeous German suplex that throws Jo Ryder almost completely across the ring! Roselyn's head hits hard against the turnbuckle, but she's able to pull herself back up into the sitting position after just a moment, smiling as she wears the crimson maaaaask. She stands up and begins scaling the cage, rolling over the top and slowly descending.

Roselyn Pride wins by escaping the cage
Time: 14.16
Rating: 76%
Roselyn Pride 3 - Joann Ryder 3

[Visper:] Dear lord... Jo Ryder hasn't moved an inch at all since taking that Apocalypse suplex from Roselyn.. she's still bunched up on her neck... We need to get the EMT's out here right fucking now.

On the outside, as the cage begins to reascend, Roselyn celebrates for a moment before collapsing. EMT's have hit the arena and are attending to both Roselyn Pride and Jo Ryder.

[Jr.:] So, what now? Where's the seventh match in this series going to be?

[Visper:] I would venture to say that it'll happen at the next Supercard, Lann.

[Jr.:] Well, what in the hell kind of match could they use to top those that we've already seen? I believe that before Wayward, moto said that they had some hundred gimmicks to choose from; what in the hell could top these?

[Visper:] Who in the hell knows?

[Jr.:] Hey, maybe if we're lucky, it'll be a bra and panties match. :3

[Visper:] I am so going to lynch you.

[Jr.:] Aww...

[motosada]

Redeem (re-deem)
1. To save from a state of sinfulness and its consequences.
2. To restore the honor, wealth, or reputation of.

[Announcer:] August 1st, 2004, New Damage Prowrestling presents ReDeeMeR.


[Visper:] And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our Main Event!

[Jr.:] That's right, Visper. This one's been a long time coming, and Gene Starr will finally get his shot at the NDP Championship, and the NDP Champion.

[Visper:] These two were never the best of friends in the first place. Add in something worth of prestiege, and you have the makings of a bloody fight just waiting in the wings. Or, at the very least, a good episode of Jerry Springer.

[Jr.:] Aren't those the same thing?

[Visper:] Nah. NDP doesn't usually deal with transsexual hookers who slept with a some chick's boyfriend and the chick, and now the chick doesn't know who the father is.

[Jr.:] Wait. There's an actual show like that?

[Visper:] Yeah, but it's all fake.

[Jr.:] Ah... Gotcha. Fake entertainment. What kind of world do we live in?

Visper gives the camera a knowing glance.

[Visper:] Anyway! We have a match to get ready for!

Now or Never hits the arena and Gene Starr comes to the ring to boisterous applause. He slides into the ring and takes to a corner post, posing for some photo ops, and then dropping down to await the Champion. It's not long before Out of my Way hits, and Flip Staley makes his way down to the ring, flanked by Aika Sugiyama. Flip walks up the ring stairs and enters through the ropes, holding the ropes open for Aika to enter through. Flip walks over to the ropes and stands with one foot on the bottom rope and the other foot on the middle rope, holding the NDP Championship high in the air as Aika poses alongside him. Flip gets in his corner and Aika leaves the ring, standing near his corner. The referee relieves Flip of the NDP Championship, holding it above his head and showing the crowd that it is, in fact, the real thing, before handing the belt off the nameless/faceless stagehand #4. There's the bell, creamygooeymatchygoodnessgo!

<REC.NDPC>
<< Championship Singles Match>> [motosada]
"Wanderer" Gene Starr
vs.
Champion Flip Staley (w/ Aika Sugiyama)

The two take their sweet fucking time circling each other in the ring, eventually tying up mid-ring. Both try to jockey for position and to force the other man back into a corner, but neither succeed. They circle around again and tie-up, and Flip starts to force Gene back towards a corner, but Gene fights back and they end up back in the center of the ring before breaking. Once again, the two circle the ring, and they go in to tie-up again, but Flip sneaks around with a go-behind, goes for a backdrop, but just manages to get Gene's feet to dangle off the ground a bit as Gene is able to keep his leverage. Gene reaches behind Flip and shifts his weight forward, landing on the mat and then quicking dropping to a knee, throwing Flip overhead with a huge snapmare takedown. Flip is back up and charges Gene, but Gene takes him down with a cyclone whip. Flip back up again, but Gene gives him a shoulder throw with some very impressive height. Gene takes to the ropes and as Flip gets to his feet, Gene meets him with a flying knee kick. Flip gets up rather quickly and is met with a front facelock from Gene. He goes for a snap suplex, but Flip simply shoves him off. Gene rolls right back up and the two begin to brawl, trading rights and lefts before Flip catches Gene with a couple quick rights and forces him back into the ropes, Irish whipping him across the ring and taking him down with a back elbow as Gene comes back at him.

Flip drops an elbow on Gene, pulls him up and delivers a nasty toe kick before whipping Gene to the corner again. Gene ducks under the back elbow attempt and rebounds off the ropes, going for a cyclone elbow smash, but Flip ducks under. Gene gets back to his feet and Flip gives him a lifting takedown for the trouble. Gene's back up, Flip goes for the brainbustah~ but Gene drops down behind Flip. Back grab, but Flip with a standing switch, hammer throw into the ropes, but Gene holds onto the top rope as Flip goes for the ol' shoulder throw and Gene kicks him hard in the chest for it. Quick scoop slam from Starr, and he follows up with an elbow drop to the chest. Flip is back to his feet, but he doesn't stay very long as Gene gives him a quick neckbreaker drop.

Gene begins working the knee with a knee crusher and follows that up with a joint kick on a standing Flip. Gene pulls Flip back up, but a European uppercut from the Champ sends him reeling and softens him up for a DDT. Starr reverses a whip to the ropes and catches Staley with a tilt-o-whirl slam. Flip gets back to his feet and Gene applies a standing chickenwing, tightening up and giving Flip Staley a huge chickenwing suplex! Gene takes to the ropes, but Aika catches his foot and then hides when he turns around!

[Jr.:] That Jezabel!

[Visper:] Yes, yes, we know. -rolls eyes-

Gene walks toward where Aika is ducking by the apron and reaches over, grabbing for the Asian Sensation when Flip Staley rear-ends him, sending Gene up and over the top rope and crashing down onto the floor. The referee begins yelling at Flip for his actions, as Aika stands up. Gene begins to clamor to his feet and Aika stops him in his tracks with a running boot to the face. Gene gets up and glares at Aika, who plays innocent while standing in front of the corner post. Gene charges and Aika dives, crawling between Gene's legs. She stands up and kicks Gene in the pants, driving him right into the corner post and laying him out on the mat. Flip pushes the referee aside and slides out of the ring, pulling Gene to his feet and setting him up for the Death Valley driver, but Gene drops down behind him, spins him around, and catching him with an Outlaw's Edge! Gene slides back into the ring at the referee's 5-count, and Flip is being assisted back to his feet by Aika.

Flip slides back into the ring and Gene goes in for the attack, but Flip pops up and gives him a big toe kick and gives 'im the brainbustah~!

[Visper:] Brainbuster really works!

[Jr.:] Really? I did not know that.

Neck smash from Flip, follows up with a snapmare, SLOOOOW NEEEECK CUUUUUUT~~! Lifting spinebuster from Flip, pulls Gene to his feet but Gene snaps out with the Outlaw's Edge! Gene goes to lock on the Nomad Stretch, but Flip struggles. He grabs the referee by his feet and trips him up as Aika slides into the ring and gives Gene a dropkick right IN THE FAEC!! Aika slides out of the ring and Flip goes for the cover, but the ref is still down.

[Jr.:] Well, good riddance. Flip wants to cheat to keep his title, but he ends up screwing himself in the end.

Flip shakes the ref, trying to stir him. The ref shoves Flip away and yells at him, saying "You just tripped me, you didn't knock me out, fucktard!" Gene gets to his feet and spins Flip around, but Flip catches him in the head with a big right. Gene swaggers and leans against the ropes, and Flip gives him the big lariat, knocking him over and to the outside! Aika closes in on Gene, but the ref catches her, and slides outside of the ring, between Aika and Gene. Aika looks innocent as usual in the situations, but the referee tells her to get lost!

[Visper:] AIKA SUGIYAMA IS BEING EJECTED FROM RINGSIDE! BAH GAWD IT'S ABOUT TIME!!

Gene slides back into the ring and Flip is right there waiting for him. Standing switch by Starr, and he hits the Drifterplex! One, two-- kick out!

Flip is back up first and he pulls Gene to his feet. Irish whip to the ropes, Flip goes for a back elbow, but Gene ducks under it again and he connects with the Vagabond Kick! Gene pulls Flip to his feet and sets him up for the Fiyah THUNDA~!, but Flip slides off his back and spins him around, connecting with the Staley Concept!!

[Visper:] What a rapid succession! These two have hit each other with the biggest moves in their arsenal, but they've shrugged them off like nothing!

[Jr.:] Well, they're fighting for something important here. I wouldn't expect them to just give up.

Whip to the ropes and a back elbow smash knocks Gene down. Flip takes to the ropes and gives Gene a flipping senton, pulls him to his feet and gives him a lifting takedown before taking to the ropes again, connecting with an elbow drop. Flip with another Irish whip, but gene reverses, catching Flip with a belly-to-belly. Gene takes to the ropes and he drops The Outlaw's Elbow! One, two, three!!!! NOOOOO!!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD GENE STARR WAS A MILISECOND AWAY FROM BECOMING NDP CHAMPION!!!

Gene totally can't believe it! He's demanding a recount, but the referee informs him that he's not in fucking Florida, and he's almost four years late for that joke. Gene gets to his feet and Flip gives 'im a kick to the gut, lifting him on his shoulders and delivering a Death Valley bomb! Flip covers Gene right up; one, two, thr-- kick out!

SLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
THHHHHHHHRRROOOOOOAAAATTTTTT
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flip pulls Gene to his feet and gives him the Pike Place Cutter!!!!!!! Flip pulls Gene back up, hits the back drop hold; one, two, thre--- kick out, and just barely!!

Gene staggers back to his feet, and Flip comes in after him. Flip pulls back to start off a big punch rush, but Gene blocks the shot and gives Flip a punch rush of his own! Gene whips Flip into the ropes and goes in after him, but catches a boot to the face. Flip kicks Gene in the gut, applies a standing headscissors, and pulls Gene up for a powerbomb, but Gene manages to leapfrog, but he lands crotch-first on the turnbuckle!

[Crowd:] Ooooh... -male audience covers crotches with hands-

[Jr.:] Ooh... That won't be good for the after-match celebration tonight.

[Visper:] Damn. I'm not even a man and that hurt me to watch.

Flip takes the opportunity and climbs up the turnbuckle behind Gene, grabs him by the neck, and leaps off the turnbuckle, delivering a Reverse High Concept!!! Flip goes for the cover; one, two, three!!!

Flip Staley retains the Championship by pinfall
Time: 14.26
Rating: 94%

[Jr.:] Bah gawd, Flip did it! He retained the NDP Championship against by far his strongest opponent yet!

[Visper:] And an extremely decisive win, too. What reverse High Concept is really gonna fuck with Gene's neck.

[Jr.:] And now, Flip has to look forward to Jason Wesley as the number one contender.

[Visper:] Damn... what a night! I can't believe that the night is already over!

[Jr.:] I know.

[Visper:] Well, fuck. Oh, well. Goodnight, everybody!!