Post by motosada on Oct 4, 2006 23:07:46 GMT -5
[Visper:] Welcome, all youze people! We've got a nice little show planned for ya tonight, as the NDP Champion will be in action in our main event!
[Jr.:] Also on tap is a six-person tag match...
[Visper:] Thank you.
[Jr.:] As ARMADA will group together to take on the Flash Senshi in what might be an extremely one-sided affair, based on the fact that ARMADA has more big, nasty, hurting people that the Flash Senshi.
[Visper:] But, they've also got that half-useless Ramirez on their side, so it kinda evens out.
[Jr.:] Touchie.
[Visper:] ... You mean, "touché"?
[Jr.:] Yeah! That thing you always say!
[Visper:] You were a "D" student in English class, huh?
[Jr.:] It's not my fault! It's all those nouns, and adjectives, and conjugative verbs! And "i before e except after c". WHAT ABOUT THE WORD "FOREIGN"?!
[Visper:] Woah. Calm down. It's not that bad. Let's get to that job we have before you get us canned. Plus, it's a French word, anyway.
[Jr.:] 'kay.
Roselyn Pride makes her way to the ring, snarling at some of the people in the crowd with a twisted little look on her face. Already in the ring is her opponent, Evan Divine.
[Visper:] Roselyn Pride in our opening bout tonight, against a young man tryin' to get another shot with us, Evan Divine.
[Jr.:] This poor kid's gettin' put through the ringer, I tell ya. Last Maelstrom, he gets a shot at getting on the roster by facing 50CENTAVOS, which ended pretty disastrously for him. And tonight, Roselyn Pride? I think it might be a good idea to get that stretcher ready. Hint hint, EMT guys.
<<Singles Match>>
Evan Divine
vs.
Roselyn Pride
Evan Divine went on the attack from before the bell rang, smashing Roselyn with a knee as she entered the ring and then peppering her with elbows and closed rights after she'd tumbled in. An Irish whip lead to a smashing lariat, knocking Rhoz down for a quick cover and a kick-out at two.
Roselyn had been busted open above her eyebrow, and made an obscene display of wiping her blood from her face and licking it off her hand. This seems to've energized Pride, as she quickly took Divine down with a running back elbow, followed up with a flying lariat, and caught him with a jumping beast knee, landing right on Divine's face and busting his nose open. Roselyn made an even more obscene display by smearing Divine's blood all over his face before wiping her hands off on her chest. Roselyn laughed about it, leaning against the ropes with a big smile on her face, completely ignoring Divine as he got up and dashed toward her, knocking her out of the ring with a big lariat. Roselyn tumbles out and Divine lets lose with a plancha to take Pride out. Divine manages to gather himself and get back into the ring at 9, but Pride is down and out still, only managing to collect herself and reenter the fray at the ref's 17-count. Divine on the attack again, pounding at Roselyn's head to open that cut on her brow even wider, but Roselyn grabs Divine's hand and starts biting it to scamper him off!
Roselyn runs at Divine, going for a running shotei, but Divine ducks, standing right into a shotei to the back of the head from Roselyn! Roselyn locks in the FTS, and Divine is trying to escape! Divine fighting the hold, but a very pissed-off Roselyn has it locked in too tight, and Divine passes out!
Roselyn Pride wins by submission knockout
Time: 6.45
Rating: 80%
[Visper:] And Evan Divine's quest to join New Damage Prowrestling faces one more set-back. A bloody, horrible, disturbing set-back. I'll give the kid his dues, though. After being more-or-less set-up last Maelstrom into basically being fed to the Light-Heavyweight Champion, he certainly proved his desire to join our ranks by asking for another match.
[Jr.:] If he's got gumption, we might just see him again in a few weeks. That is, if he can make his way out of the hospital ward. Cuz, hot damn this match was out of control.
[Visper:] Whatever psycho ward Roselyn Pride crawled out of this morning needs to come pick her up. Bring large men with sedatives and straitjackets, please.
[Jr.:] I gotta say, though, she was quite impressive in the outright brutality involved in this match. Bleeding from the get-go seemed to revitalize her on more than one occasion, and those chokes and submissions of hers get more effective each and every time she breaks them out.
[Visper:] Ya gotta wonder, tho, if Divine is even going to want to be part of the roster after this match. The kid'll probably be in need of a transfusion by the time he gets to the hospital.
[Jr.:] Yeah, let's just hope they keep that Furis guy away from the ring before we get it mopped up. Nothin' against vampires, but, this guy is creepy. Oh, and stupid. Stupid and creepy.
[Visper:] Can we talk about something else? Like, how we're going to a commercial break now?
[Jr.:] Well, I guess, bu--
--Commercial break--
[Visper:] Up next is some hawt Trios Tag action, with the imperialistic ARMADA facing off against the supposedly-magical Flash Senshi.
[Jr.:] Man. We sure do have a lot of freaks here in NDP. Vampires, 'magical' girls, space people, weird little amnesiac kids. When did we become the island of misfit wrestlers?
[Visper:] Uh... right around the time Pro-Wrestling WILD changed formats. Say what you will about us, but, WILD had T-Bone.
[Jr.:] That's a very valid point.
<<Trios Tag Match>>
vs
A beautiful series of chain-wrestling between the Flash Senshi, and Ramirez and Belleza of ARMADA kicked this off, as the five transitioned seamlessly between tags and chains with each other. Tuxedo Kazen was able to assert some minor dominance over Ramirez and Belleza during their series' together, but it was short-lived as Ramirez made a flying tag to Galcian. At this point, the match went from mainly a handicap match, in the Flash Senshi's favor, to Galcian being used almost-exclusively to shut down any of the Flash Senshi as they were building momentum, tagging back out to either Belleza or Ramirez when he was finished. This didn't do too much to hinder the Flash Senshi, though, as they continued to build momentum time after time, utilizing quick tags and double teaming, and working over Ramirez especially. Whenever Ramirez would make the tag after a long beating, he would tag out almost exclusively to Galcian, which didn't seem to please the guy all that much.
A tag from Princess Aika to Tuxedo Kazen set off a big chain of events, starting with Tuxedo Kazen nailing this Tiger Driver '05 on Ramirez, the count being broken as Belleza and Galcian stormed into the ring. Galcian was quickly dumped over the top rope as he charged a quick-thinking Princess Aika, who dropped to the mat and took the top rope with her, sending Galcian careening to the floor, and Belleza being caught by the Angel's Arms {double team Fisherman DDT} of Tuxedo Kazen and Charcoal Lady. Ramirez got back to his feet and was scooped up in an electric chair from Princess Aika as Charcoal Lady mounted the turnbuckle, and the two damn near killed Ramirez with a Doomsday (Future Flash) Magic as Charcoal Lady came off the top with the Future Flash Magic {Shining Wizard}, knocking Ramirez back and meeting the mat almost entirely on his neck. Princess Aika and Charcoal Lady ran interference on Belleza and Galcian with a twin set of planchas as Tuxedo Kazen snagged the pinfall.
Flash Senshi wins by pinfall
Time: 18.19
Rating: 88%
[Visper:] And ARMADA's losing streak continues. But, understandable, seeing as though Ramirez was damn near killed right there.
[Jr.:] This is a big time for the Flash Senshi, tho, picking up an impressive victory over a team that, on paper anyway, is far superior.
[Visper:] The Flash Senshi certainly played to their strengths, though, utilizing their speed to topple their opponents. Not to say that Ramirez and Belleza aren't quick on their feet, but I don't exactly think Galcian will be running six-minute miles anytime soon.
[Jr.:] That's gotta be one unhappy Canadian right now. But, I guess I'd be unhappy if I were Canadian, too.
--Commercial break--
[Jr.:] Also on tap is a six-person tag match...
[Visper:] Thank you.
[Jr.:] As ARMADA will group together to take on the Flash Senshi in what might be an extremely one-sided affair, based on the fact that ARMADA has more big, nasty, hurting people that the Flash Senshi.
[Visper:] But, they've also got that half-useless Ramirez on their side, so it kinda evens out.
[Jr.:] Touchie.
[Visper:] ... You mean, "touché"?
[Jr.:] Yeah! That thing you always say!
[Visper:] You were a "D" student in English class, huh?
[Jr.:] It's not my fault! It's all those nouns, and adjectives, and conjugative verbs! And "i before e except after c". WHAT ABOUT THE WORD "FOREIGN"?!
[Visper:] Woah. Calm down. It's not that bad. Let's get to that job we have before you get us canned. Plus, it's a French word, anyway.
[Jr.:] 'kay.
Roselyn Pride makes her way to the ring, snarling at some of the people in the crowd with a twisted little look on her face. Already in the ring is her opponent, Evan Divine.
[Visper:] Roselyn Pride in our opening bout tonight, against a young man tryin' to get another shot with us, Evan Divine.
[Jr.:] This poor kid's gettin' put through the ringer, I tell ya. Last Maelstrom, he gets a shot at getting on the roster by facing 50CENTAVOS, which ended pretty disastrously for him. And tonight, Roselyn Pride? I think it might be a good idea to get that stretcher ready. Hint hint, EMT guys.
<<Singles Match>>
Evan Divine
vs.
Roselyn Pride
Evan Divine went on the attack from before the bell rang, smashing Roselyn with a knee as she entered the ring and then peppering her with elbows and closed rights after she'd tumbled in. An Irish whip lead to a smashing lariat, knocking Rhoz down for a quick cover and a kick-out at two.
Roselyn had been busted open above her eyebrow, and made an obscene display of wiping her blood from her face and licking it off her hand. This seems to've energized Pride, as she quickly took Divine down with a running back elbow, followed up with a flying lariat, and caught him with a jumping beast knee, landing right on Divine's face and busting his nose open. Roselyn made an even more obscene display by smearing Divine's blood all over his face before wiping her hands off on her chest. Roselyn laughed about it, leaning against the ropes with a big smile on her face, completely ignoring Divine as he got up and dashed toward her, knocking her out of the ring with a big lariat. Roselyn tumbles out and Divine lets lose with a plancha to take Pride out. Divine manages to gather himself and get back into the ring at 9, but Pride is down and out still, only managing to collect herself and reenter the fray at the ref's 17-count. Divine on the attack again, pounding at Roselyn's head to open that cut on her brow even wider, but Roselyn grabs Divine's hand and starts biting it to scamper him off!
Roselyn runs at Divine, going for a running shotei, but Divine ducks, standing right into a shotei to the back of the head from Roselyn! Roselyn locks in the FTS, and Divine is trying to escape! Divine fighting the hold, but a very pissed-off Roselyn has it locked in too tight, and Divine passes out!
Roselyn Pride wins by submission knockout
Time: 6.45
Rating: 80%
[Visper:] And Evan Divine's quest to join New Damage Prowrestling faces one more set-back. A bloody, horrible, disturbing set-back. I'll give the kid his dues, though. After being more-or-less set-up last Maelstrom into basically being fed to the Light-Heavyweight Champion, he certainly proved his desire to join our ranks by asking for another match.
[Jr.:] If he's got gumption, we might just see him again in a few weeks. That is, if he can make his way out of the hospital ward. Cuz, hot damn this match was out of control.
[Visper:] Whatever psycho ward Roselyn Pride crawled out of this morning needs to come pick her up. Bring large men with sedatives and straitjackets, please.
[Jr.:] I gotta say, though, she was quite impressive in the outright brutality involved in this match. Bleeding from the get-go seemed to revitalize her on more than one occasion, and those chokes and submissions of hers get more effective each and every time she breaks them out.
[Visper:] Ya gotta wonder, tho, if Divine is even going to want to be part of the roster after this match. The kid'll probably be in need of a transfusion by the time he gets to the hospital.
[Jr.:] Yeah, let's just hope they keep that Furis guy away from the ring before we get it mopped up. Nothin' against vampires, but, this guy is creepy. Oh, and stupid. Stupid and creepy.
[Visper:] Can we talk about something else? Like, how we're going to a commercial break now?
[Jr.:] Well, I guess, bu--
--Commercial break--
[Visper:] Up next is some hawt Trios Tag action, with the imperialistic ARMADA facing off against the supposedly-magical Flash Senshi.
[Jr.:] Man. We sure do have a lot of freaks here in NDP. Vampires, 'magical' girls, space people, weird little amnesiac kids. When did we become the island of misfit wrestlers?
[Visper:] Uh... right around the time Pro-Wrestling WILD changed formats. Say what you will about us, but, WILD had T-Bone.
[Jr.:] That's a very valid point.
<<Trios Tag Match>>
vs
A beautiful series of chain-wrestling between the Flash Senshi, and Ramirez and Belleza of ARMADA kicked this off, as the five transitioned seamlessly between tags and chains with each other. Tuxedo Kazen was able to assert some minor dominance over Ramirez and Belleza during their series' together, but it was short-lived as Ramirez made a flying tag to Galcian. At this point, the match went from mainly a handicap match, in the Flash Senshi's favor, to Galcian being used almost-exclusively to shut down any of the Flash Senshi as they were building momentum, tagging back out to either Belleza or Ramirez when he was finished. This didn't do too much to hinder the Flash Senshi, though, as they continued to build momentum time after time, utilizing quick tags and double teaming, and working over Ramirez especially. Whenever Ramirez would make the tag after a long beating, he would tag out almost exclusively to Galcian, which didn't seem to please the guy all that much.
A tag from Princess Aika to Tuxedo Kazen set off a big chain of events, starting with Tuxedo Kazen nailing this Tiger Driver '05 on Ramirez, the count being broken as Belleza and Galcian stormed into the ring. Galcian was quickly dumped over the top rope as he charged a quick-thinking Princess Aika, who dropped to the mat and took the top rope with her, sending Galcian careening to the floor, and Belleza being caught by the Angel's Arms {double team Fisherman DDT} of Tuxedo Kazen and Charcoal Lady. Ramirez got back to his feet and was scooped up in an electric chair from Princess Aika as Charcoal Lady mounted the turnbuckle, and the two damn near killed Ramirez with a Doomsday (Future Flash) Magic as Charcoal Lady came off the top with the Future Flash Magic {Shining Wizard}, knocking Ramirez back and meeting the mat almost entirely on his neck. Princess Aika and Charcoal Lady ran interference on Belleza and Galcian with a twin set of planchas as Tuxedo Kazen snagged the pinfall.
Flash Senshi wins by pinfall
Time: 18.19
Rating: 88%
[Visper:] And ARMADA's losing streak continues. But, understandable, seeing as though Ramirez was damn near killed right there.
[Jr.:] This is a big time for the Flash Senshi, tho, picking up an impressive victory over a team that, on paper anyway, is far superior.
[Visper:] The Flash Senshi certainly played to their strengths, though, utilizing their speed to topple their opponents. Not to say that Ramirez and Belleza aren't quick on their feet, but I don't exactly think Galcian will be running six-minute miles anytime soon.
[Jr.:] That's gotta be one unhappy Canadian right now. But, I guess I'd be unhappy if I were Canadian, too.
--Commercial break--
Champion Matt Shane