Post by motosada on Apr 16, 2006 21:34:40 GMT -5
[Visper:] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Outbreak!
[Jr.:] Outbreak: Evolution. Get it right.
[Visper:] Shaddup!
[Jr.:] Gotcha.
[Visper:] We've got the last two matches in the Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament, as PW-WHAT's 50CENTAVOS takes on PW-WILD's Paradigm.
[Jr.:] ... How's that work?
[Visper:] Yeah, um... The management wants to apologize for not putting up proper brackets. Their bad.
[Jr.:] Tsk tsk. For shame.
[Visper:] Also coming up is Akira Blaze defending the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship against K-Blade in the last match of the Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Championship! Akira Blaze may lose the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship and not get her chance at defending the title at Evolution.R!
[Jr.:] And speaking of Evolution.R, my sources tell me that the boss has a huge announcement for Evolution.R!
[Visper:] Your... "sources"?
[Jr.:] Yeah, my guy Joey Numbers.
[Visper:] ¬_¬
[Jr.:] ... Jimmy the Greek?
[Visper:] ¬_¬
[Jr.:] ... Jenny the mail girl.
[Visper:] Disgusting.
[Jr.:] SHE LIKES ME FOR ME!
[Visper:] SHE'S 19!
[Jr.:] You're so mean.
[Visper:] MATCH! NOW!
<<Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament - Round 2>>
(O)50CENTAVOS (w/ Gambero Unit) vs Paradigm(X)
9mm -> Pin, 19:13
50CENTAVOS and Paradigm threw DOWN! From the bell, the two of them started trading punches and kicks, but after about one minute the bodies started flyin'. FIDDY tossed the referee in front of a running cross body block from Paradigm, and G-Unit was quick to get involved, with ZERO-G launching into the ring with a springboard seated senton! Paradigm was taken completely by surprise, and was simply beaten down by the four members of Gambero Unit.
G-Unit scattered as the ref started coming to, just in time for FIDDY to hit the Tec 9 (Haiti Edge) on Paradigm; one, two, thr-- kickout!
50CENTAVOS would continue to dominate, simply wearing Paradigm out, trying to put him away. But, if Paradigm is anything, he's resiliant. Just ask Orochi Geese about that one. Paradigm kicked out of everything 50 threw at him; Lygerbombs, the Glock Pop (Spine Bomb), FIDDY's Mossberg Dragon Suplex-- everything. FIDDY grew tired of this and tossed Paradigm back out to Gambero Unit on the outside as he distracted the ref, and ZERO-G, Chinga, and Taurus beat on Paradigm, but he put up a hell of a fight, using ZERO-G as a weapon to incapacitate Chinga and Taurus long enough to get back into the ring. Once inside, he took FIDDY by surprise and had him set up for the Cradle Piledriver, but ZERO-G got on the apron and took the referee's attention so that 50CENTAVOS could hit a low blow on Paradigm and hit the 9mm for the 3.
[Jr.:] 50CENT HAS ONCE AGAIN STOLEN A MATCH!
[Visper:] That's not 50 Cent.
[Jr.:] ... Seriously? But, he looks just like him!
[Visper:] Thank you for ruining the joke. 50CENTAVOS, thanks to his undoubtedly well-paid lackeys, is heading to Evolution.R to challenge for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship!
[Jr.:] You think he'll let me ride in his "whip"? It's bulletproof, I hear!
[Visper:] You've been watching MTV again, huh?
[Jr.:] ... Yes.
[Visper:] There, there.
[Jr.:] I'm weak!
--Commercial break--
Rocket Science hits and the boss guy heads down to the ring, all smiles. He happily saunters into the ring, is handed a mic from a ringside lackey, and his music dies out.
[motosada:] Have I got big news for you all! I just got off the phone with someone special, and I have a big, fat announcement to make!
April 20th, 2006, at Evolution.R, not only will 50CENTAVOS face the winner of our next match for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship, be that the current Champion Akira Blaze or her opponent K-Blade, but in their last encounter under the New Damage Prowrestling banner...
Paragraph break for effect.
[motosada:] Jason Wesley versus Flip Staley!!
The crowd... is mixed. A great deal is cheering, but some are booing. BOOING?! WHO DO THESE FANS THINK THEY ARE?!? THEY'RE ALL FIRED!!!1!
[Visper:] WHAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOO~~~!!!!!!!
[Jr.:] Wait. Wasn't that the match you were going to get as part of that out-of-court settlemen--
[Visper:] YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!
[Jr.:] B--but-
[Visper:] BOO! LAME!
[Jr.:] Well, all that matters is that my sources were right!
[Visper:] Stop perverting her!
--Commercial break--
[Visper:] Main event time! This one should be awesome!
[Jr.:] Got that right. Akira Blaze is going to be defending the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship here, against one hell of a competitor. K-Blade. The little firehouse made quite an impression last Outbreak with her victory over OG-Joshi's Yoyo Banzai, but I have a feeling that we're going to see a very different match here.
[Visper:] Hopefully, K-Blade knows what she's getting into here. After defeating Kristin Blade for the Light-Heavyweight Championship at SuperKickFest04, Akira Blaze has been on fire, smashing all challengers in her path. Los Angeles Woman's Lucha competitor Lucky Lupe being the last of them.
[Jr.:] Plus, they wear masks!! Masks are cool!
<<
Light-Heavyweight Championship Singles Match
Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament - Round 2>>
(X)K-Blade vs Akira Blaze(O)
Deadly Heat -> Pin, 24:21
Akira Blaze seemed fully prepared to take on the young lady from Mexico, as these two masked performers brought the house down. The both of them put forth such an amazing effort, and their styles meshed so perfectly, that it was a shame the match had to end.
The match started off quite slowly, with K-Blade and Akira jockeying for position, both trying to assert their dominance over the other and start winning the mental warfare. After a handspring backflip mule kick in the corner, K-Blade begun to take control, using a couple simple neck vice submissions to wear down at the neck of Akira Blaze, as well as some wacky lucha stuff that I couldn't describe if I wanted to, to tear up Akira's body and her taped-up arm. The ropes would become K-Blade's greatest ally, as the young girl who could be called "quicker than a hiccup" took to them often, usually to fly through the air and punish Akira in a variety of ways.
The same ropes would allow Akira back into the fight, as K-Blade slipped while going for what was probably a moonsault off the turnbuckle, and this allowed Akira to hit a second rope super backdrop and put the momentum in her favor. Akira would go for BIG AIR herself, nearly picking up the win after a springboard back elbow drop. A missilekick to the knee of K-Blade would set her up for a vicious lariat that K-Blade should be glad she survived with mask intact - let alone her head. Akira would go on to toss K-Blade around, going suplex-crazy, but a back drop attempt would give K-Blade a chance to hit the Rocker Dropper and nearly pick up the victory, and the title! K-Blade started to rally, and almost looked like she was about to make Akira tap out to a move I could only describe as a twisted schwein submission, but K-Blade was too worn out to keep the move applied for long enough. Akira would work her way back to her feet, K-Blade moved in for a corkscrew slam, but Akira kicked out. K-Blade would go for the win one last time, looking to hit her high angle German suplex finisher, but Akira broke the waistlock in mid-move and landed on her feet, almost immediately hitting Deadly Heat for the win!
[Visper:] And that's a wrap! Holy God, someone check K-Blade for signs of life!
[Jr.:] Right on the top of her head. Ow.
[Visper:] What're we going to do if Akira Blaze just killed K-Blade? We can't send CMLL back a body bag. That'd just be mean.
[Jr.:] Well, um... we'll just say she decided to stay in America because of better job opportunities.
[Visper:] ... GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!
© 2006, New Damage Prowrestling
[Jr.:] Outbreak: Evolution. Get it right.
[Visper:] Shaddup!
[Jr.:] Gotcha.
[Visper:] We've got the last two matches in the Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament, as PW-WHAT's 50CENTAVOS takes on PW-WILD's Paradigm.
[Jr.:] ... How's that work?
[Visper:] Yeah, um... The management wants to apologize for not putting up proper brackets. Their bad.
[Jr.:] Tsk tsk. For shame.
[Visper:] Also coming up is Akira Blaze defending the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship against K-Blade in the last match of the Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Championship! Akira Blaze may lose the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship and not get her chance at defending the title at Evolution.R!
[Jr.:] And speaking of Evolution.R, my sources tell me that the boss has a huge announcement for Evolution.R!
[Visper:] Your... "sources"?
[Jr.:] Yeah, my guy Joey Numbers.
[Visper:] ¬_¬
[Jr.:] ... Jimmy the Greek?
[Visper:] ¬_¬
[Jr.:] ... Jenny the mail girl.
[Visper:] Disgusting.
[Jr.:] SHE LIKES ME FOR ME!
[Visper:] SHE'S 19!
[Jr.:] You're so mean.
[Visper:] MATCH! NOW!
<<Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament - Round 2>>
(O)50CENTAVOS (w/ Gambero Unit) vs Paradigm(X)
9mm -> Pin, 19:13
50CENTAVOS and Paradigm threw DOWN! From the bell, the two of them started trading punches and kicks, but after about one minute the bodies started flyin'. FIDDY tossed the referee in front of a running cross body block from Paradigm, and G-Unit was quick to get involved, with ZERO-G launching into the ring with a springboard seated senton! Paradigm was taken completely by surprise, and was simply beaten down by the four members of Gambero Unit.
G-Unit scattered as the ref started coming to, just in time for FIDDY to hit the Tec 9 (Haiti Edge) on Paradigm; one, two, thr-- kickout!
50CENTAVOS would continue to dominate, simply wearing Paradigm out, trying to put him away. But, if Paradigm is anything, he's resiliant. Just ask Orochi Geese about that one. Paradigm kicked out of everything 50 threw at him; Lygerbombs, the Glock Pop (Spine Bomb), FIDDY's Mossberg Dragon Suplex-- everything. FIDDY grew tired of this and tossed Paradigm back out to Gambero Unit on the outside as he distracted the ref, and ZERO-G, Chinga, and Taurus beat on Paradigm, but he put up a hell of a fight, using ZERO-G as a weapon to incapacitate Chinga and Taurus long enough to get back into the ring. Once inside, he took FIDDY by surprise and had him set up for the Cradle Piledriver, but ZERO-G got on the apron and took the referee's attention so that 50CENTAVOS could hit a low blow on Paradigm and hit the 9mm for the 3.
[Jr.:] 50CENT HAS ONCE AGAIN STOLEN A MATCH!
[Visper:] That's not 50 Cent.
[Jr.:] ... Seriously? But, he looks just like him!
[Visper:] Thank you for ruining the joke. 50CENTAVOS, thanks to his undoubtedly well-paid lackeys, is heading to Evolution.R to challenge for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship!
[Jr.:] You think he'll let me ride in his "whip"? It's bulletproof, I hear!
[Visper:] You've been watching MTV again, huh?
[Jr.:] ... Yes.
[Visper:] There, there.
[Jr.:] I'm weak!
--Commercial break--
Rocket Science hits and the boss guy heads down to the ring, all smiles. He happily saunters into the ring, is handed a mic from a ringside lackey, and his music dies out.
[motosada:] Have I got big news for you all! I just got off the phone with someone special, and I have a big, fat announcement to make!
April 20th, 2006, at Evolution.R, not only will 50CENTAVOS face the winner of our next match for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship, be that the current Champion Akira Blaze or her opponent K-Blade, but in their last encounter under the New Damage Prowrestling banner...
Paragraph break for effect.
[motosada:] Jason Wesley versus Flip Staley!!
The crowd... is mixed. A great deal is cheering, but some are booing. BOOING?! WHO DO THESE FANS THINK THEY ARE?!? THEY'RE ALL FIRED!!!1!
[Visper:] WHAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOO~~~!!!!!!!
[Jr.:] Wait. Wasn't that the match you were going to get as part of that out-of-court settlemen--
[Visper:] YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!
[Jr.:] B--but-
[Visper:] BOO! LAME!
[Jr.:] Well, all that matters is that my sources were right!
[Visper:] Stop perverting her!
--Commercial break--
[Visper:] Main event time! This one should be awesome!
[Jr.:] Got that right. Akira Blaze is going to be defending the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship here, against one hell of a competitor. K-Blade. The little firehouse made quite an impression last Outbreak with her victory over OG-Joshi's Yoyo Banzai, but I have a feeling that we're going to see a very different match here.
[Visper:] Hopefully, K-Blade knows what she's getting into here. After defeating Kristin Blade for the Light-Heavyweight Championship at SuperKickFest04, Akira Blaze has been on fire, smashing all challengers in her path. Los Angeles Woman's Lucha competitor Lucky Lupe being the last of them.
[Jr.:] Plus, they wear masks!! Masks are cool!
<<
Light-Heavyweight Championship Singles MatchOutbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament - Round 2>>
(X)K-Blade vs Akira Blaze(O)
Deadly Heat -> Pin, 24:21
Akira Blaze seemed fully prepared to take on the young lady from Mexico, as these two masked performers brought the house down. The both of them put forth such an amazing effort, and their styles meshed so perfectly, that it was a shame the match had to end.
The match started off quite slowly, with K-Blade and Akira jockeying for position, both trying to assert their dominance over the other and start winning the mental warfare. After a handspring backflip mule kick in the corner, K-Blade begun to take control, using a couple simple neck vice submissions to wear down at the neck of Akira Blaze, as well as some wacky lucha stuff that I couldn't describe if I wanted to, to tear up Akira's body and her taped-up arm. The ropes would become K-Blade's greatest ally, as the young girl who could be called "quicker than a hiccup" took to them often, usually to fly through the air and punish Akira in a variety of ways.
The same ropes would allow Akira back into the fight, as K-Blade slipped while going for what was probably a moonsault off the turnbuckle, and this allowed Akira to hit a second rope super backdrop and put the momentum in her favor. Akira would go for BIG AIR herself, nearly picking up the win after a springboard back elbow drop. A missilekick to the knee of K-Blade would set her up for a vicious lariat that K-Blade should be glad she survived with mask intact - let alone her head. Akira would go on to toss K-Blade around, going suplex-crazy, but a back drop attempt would give K-Blade a chance to hit the Rocker Dropper and nearly pick up the victory, and the title! K-Blade started to rally, and almost looked like she was about to make Akira tap out to a move I could only describe as a twisted schwein submission, but K-Blade was too worn out to keep the move applied for long enough. Akira would work her way back to her feet, K-Blade moved in for a corkscrew slam, but Akira kicked out. K-Blade would go for the win one last time, looking to hit her high angle German suplex finisher, but Akira broke the waistlock in mid-move and landed on her feet, almost immediately hitting Deadly Heat for the win!
[Visper:] And that's a wrap! Holy God, someone check K-Blade for signs of life!
[Jr.:] Right on the top of her head. Ow.
[Visper:] What're we going to do if Akira Blaze just killed K-Blade? We can't send CMLL back a body bag. That'd just be mean.
[Jr.:] Well, um... we'll just say she decided to stay in America because of better job opportunities.
[Visper:] ... GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!
© 2006, New Damage Prowrestling