Post by motosada on Oct 21, 2005 23:30:52 GMT -5
Before I Forget welcomes the crowd to a new episode of Outbreak, as the NDP Championship Series is in full effect, starting riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... NOW!
<<
Championship Series Singles Match>>
Galcian
vs.
Roselyn Pride
The bell rings, and both begin to circle very, very slowly, faces dead serious. They both move in for a grapple, but Roselyn quickly slaps Galcian. They both stand there for a moment, and as Galcian goes for his own slap, she shoots in, and trips him, then quickly steps on one foot of his, and twists the ankle of the other foot. Galcian pounds the mat twice, then works toward getting his foot out from under Roselyn's. He does, and then fires that boot right into her stomach. He raises up, Roselyn still doubled over, then taking a huge elbow between her shoulder blades, sending her to her knees. Galcian grabs her by the hair, and while being admonished by the ref shoves her into the corner face first. He hits two stomps to her lower back, then shove his knee into her lower back and applies a chin lock. He breaks at four, but not before stomping once more. Galcian backs up to his corner, as Roselyn stretches, to work out the new kinks in her back. After a little, they circle again, and Roselyn's not into games anymore. She jumps and grabs Galcian in a Thai Clinch, firing one knee, then pushing him to the ropes. She switches grips, and whips a dazed Galcian, hits the opposite ropes, and lands a Kitchen Sink, immediately covering. One! Tw-no. He starts to stand up, and she ducks in again, now with a Fireman's carry, and she stands up, and does a double-footed face rake on Galcian, making him roll around and clutch his face. She raises him up, and hits another fireman's carry. Another raise, and this time, a Gorilla Slam. She sets up for one more Fireman's Carry, but gets caught, and thrown with a Harai Goshi. Galcian immediately mounts (ooo) Roselyn, and starts throwing heavy, frustrated punches down at her, but the ref stops it.
As she rolls over, he starts to stomp on her lower back. She does raise to her hands and knees, but gets a double stomp for not staying down. She rolls over again, and he sets his boot on her face. He argues at the ref, then ignores him, lifting his foot, and smashing her with a stomp, Roselyn again rolling over and holding her nose. Galcian brings her up, and works a front facelock, much to the dismay of Roselyn. He then positions her and throws an elbow right to the back of her neck. She crawls to the corner, screams with TOUKON, and throws a chop at Galcian, but Galcian fires back with another kick to the gut. He dusts his chest off, then whips Roselyn from corner to corner, then charges in with a Lariat. He hits it, then drags her out of the corner, and goes for the Original Powerbomb. Roselyn kicks and struggles, and grabs the ropes, but that's little comfort, as Galcian is able to hit it anyways, compressing Roselyn's neck!
She rolls to the outside, and he gets on the apron. As Roselyn rolls to her back, he jumps off and lands a knee drop right to her back, causing her to scream. Without TOUKON. Galcian stands up, and stands on her back for a moment, then brings her up, and whips her into the closest rail. She yells again, but Galcian doesn't stop. He grabs her, and trips her, throwing her face first onto the concrete. He then stands over her, and grins, grabbing a waist lock, then throws her into the corner post with a belly to back! The ref hits 14, and Galcian hustles, rolling Roselyn in then waiting a moment, and coming in at 19. Roselyn is indeed bleeding from her nose, but it doesn't look broken. Galcian covers, but somehow, only gets two. He takes revenge by punching her right in the forehead, but Roselyn punches him right back. Galcian immediately throttles her, distracting her, but having to let go at 4 once more. Stupid ref. Galcian stands up, and takes a quick breather, Roselyn slowly raising to her knees, head hanging. Galcian rears back, and veritably punts her in the gut, pinning again, but getting another two count. He slams the mat, and stands up, angrily grabbing Roselyn, and going for a Wild Bomb. Roselyn slips out, though, and throws two big elbows squarely to his jaw, then a Jigoku Zeki, then a step Jigoku-Zeki. She raises him up, and almost does a German, then realizes she cant support the bridge, and pretty much Donkey Punches Galcian, sending him to a knee, then running in, using her usual toe kick as a low Yakuza Kick this time. She hits the ropes, and does a double knee drop, and covers! One! Two! Th-NO!
Roselyn doesn't let up, and just starts kicking him relentlessly; in the side, the head, the legs, and even one on the ass for good measure. Galcian rolls to a corner, and stands up taking two shoulder pats, as Roselyn stands up. She crosses her hands, then sweeps, indicating it's over, and starts rapidly chopping Galcian. She takes a break to attempt to work her spine out, but that gives Galcian an opening, and he throws her into the corner, doing two knees, and also taking a break, then rearing back, and chopping her right in the face, causing her to slump down. He starts doing a face wash, then decides this time, to hit a running boot, but she rolls out of the way. Again, she punches him right in the back of the head, and sets him up for a Spider German Suplex, then hits it! She stands up, and looks down at him, and jumps off for a Senton, but Galcian moves! He gets up, dizzy, as Roselyn writhes, and shakes out as many cobwebs as he can, before dragging her out of the corner, and covering with a folding press, but only getting a near fall! Galcian, furious, yells at the ref, as Roselyn starts to slowly get up. He spends a lot of time yelling at him, but gets a Shotei to the back of the head, and gets caught in Summon Suffering!! Roselyn jumps up for the bodyscissors, but Galcian doesn't go down. He runs back first into a corner, and Roselyn again yells in pain. Galcian slowly drags a thumb across his throat, then drags her from the corner, and into the center, planting Roselyn with a perfect Wild Bomb! One! Two! Three! Galcian falls back after the count is registered, and Roselyn remains in that position, until she slumps onto one side, holding her back and neck.
Galcian wins by pinfall
Time: 17.18
Rating: 83%
Roselyn rolls out of the ring, slumping and staggering as she slowly makes her way back up the ramp.
--Commercial break--
During the break...
Roselyn Pride, holding her neck, stands before the door to her dressing room. Smiling brightly and even giggling a bit, she opens the door and enters.
[Visper:] Er... Well.
[Jr.:] Yep.
[Visper:] Anyway.
[Jr.:] Match time!
[Visper:] That is true. The NDP Championship Series is about to continue, and this one should be bru--
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD ROCKETSLOBBER!
[Visper:] ...
[Jr.:] HOSS FESTS!!!
[Visper:] ... Where's my camera?
[Jr.:] Wha?
[Visper:] Anyway, we're still awaiting the arrival of Trent "Trauma" Kasta. He was actually supposed to be the first person out, but we're getting word that Kasta hasn't shown up to the guerrilla area yet.
[Jr.:] So, what? Did he chicken out? Not wanna get into the ring with a HOSS~!!!! like Mr. E?
[Visper:] Umm... I dunno?
<< Championship Series Singles Match>>
Trent "Trauma" Kasta
vs.
Mr. E
Mr. E stands in the ring, looking rather impatient. Trent Kasta still hasn't shown, and the referee starts a 10-count.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
10!!
The referee calls for the bell; Trent Kasta has forfeited!
Mr. E wins by forfeit
[Visper:] Well, at the end of that terrific match, here's the standings for the NDP Championship Series, all done in this super-duper handy chart!!
[Visper:] As you can see, Galcian is the first person to move up to the NDP Championship match at the FORSAKEN Supercard Event! And Trauma has been completely knocked out of the running - thanks to his no-show tonight.
[Jr.:] That "Generalisimmiso" guy said that there were going to be four people in that match, including the NDP Champion, but the way things look, there might only be three!
[Visper:] Or even two.
[Jr.:] What? BLASPHEMY!
[Visper:] Shaddup.
[Jr.:] 'kay.
--Commercial break--
Earlier Today...
Scene opens inside an office, where we have - GASP! - NDP Owner motosada, and McBlackMage Office Head Generallissimo McBlackMage sitting across from each other at a coffee table... NDP announcer Visper Karr approaches the table, and sits, in between the two men, and placing a coffee mug (reading: "There's too much blood in my coffee system!") down on the table in front of her...
[G. McBlackMage:] If I may say so... it has been an honor to fill in for you, good sir, as the NDP wrestlers and staff are some of the most respectful I have met in a long time. However, you'll note that in your absence... not a whole lot was "booked" and very few shows were "ran."
[motosada:] Yes, I was wanting to ask you about that-
[G. McBlackMage:] Well, I'm answering, so no need for questioning! It turns out there was this promotion in Philadelphia booking these two shows featuring this man from Japan - and a majority of the rival promoters wanted nothing to do with a show that could not promise the same ticket sales! I feel that NDP MAY need to see a change in locale, as the market for wrestling here is rather saturated.
[motosada:] I see; what sorts of suggestions could you make?
[G. McBlackMage:] Perhaps, moving further west? A multitude of weak promoters between Minnesota and Ohio would lead to profitability for a well-known, nay, TELEVISED group to begin drawing attention.
[motosada:] I see... I never thought I'd be taking promoting advice from a military tactician...
[Visper Karr:] Sir, you can't be serious - this isn't a "military tactician," it's really just Twinky McLanahan in blue robes and a giant floppy straw hat!
[motosada:] ...
[G. McBlackMage:] ...
[Visper Karr:] ...but, I mean, j-just LOOK at him!
[motosada:] I'm sorry, Generallissimo... she's had a rather traumatic time in NDP...
[G. McBlackMage:] Ah, yes, so I have heard.
[motosada:] But, I also want to ask: what is the purpose of Visper Karr learning how to wrestle? She is an announcer!
[G. McBlackMage:] I am informed by various McLanahan Gym trainers that this is her wish, actually.
[Visper Karr:] Uh, no - I told you myself, Twinky.
[motosada:] Now, now - I do see a resemblance between Mister-
[G. McBlackMage:] Generallissimo!
[motosada:] Yes, sorry, Generallissimo McBlackMage - there is a resemblance between yourself and Mr. McLanahan - however, McLanahan is banned from NDP events, and I am certain he wouldn't be so bold as to attempt to don an elaborate disguise to attempt to sneak into NDP!
[Visper Karr:] But it's not elaborate! It's a hat!
[G. McBlackMage:] Miss Karr, I am holding my temper, but this is quickly becoming a bone of contention...
[Visper Karr:] ...?
[motosada:] Now now, Visper, the Generallissimo and I are discussing a potential NDP/McLanahan Pro talent exchange... there could be a day where we see Gene Starr or Mr. E main eventing against a Nick Strife or a Johnny Wang - and you were invited to this meeting because of your growing knowledge of these men! Now, please, Visper... no more interruptions!
Fade out.
--Commercial break--
[Visper:] Our main event tonight will be a bit of a scouting match for Princess Aika; number one contender to Akira Blaze's NDP Championship. Unfortunately for the self-professed "Vigilant Protector of Cute Stuff 'n Things", she's been barred from ringside during this match; she'll have to watch from the back.
[Jr.:] THAT BAH GAWD JEZEBEL! SHE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE ARENA!! SHE MIGHT STILL INTERFERE!!
[Visper:] Simmer down there, Potzy.
<<Tag Team Match>>
Light-Heavyweight Champion Akira Blaze
and
Jo Ryder
vs.
The bell rings, and Akira and Charcoal Lady get right up in each others bidness. For rael. Akira shoves Charcoal Lady, who shoves back. She rears back, to punch, but Akira steps in, and lands a big body slam on Charcoal Lady, who scurries away to the corner. Tuxedo Kazen walks over, and instantly starts massaging Charcoal Lady's shoulders, as Akira yells more at her, then starts clapping. Charcoal Lady stands up, and they slowly circle. They lock up with a Collar and Elbow, but Charcoal Lady slips behind quickly, and manages to tie on a Ground Cobra Twist! One! Two! Kickout. Both are up, but Charcoal Lady's taunting the crowd, and gets caught with a Rolling Hold. One! Two! Close but no cigar. Akira rolls to her feet as Charcoal Lady again stumbles back, but this time she rushes to the corner, tags in Tuxedo Kazen, and rolls out of the ring. Tuxedo Kazen charges in for a shoulder block, but bounces off Akira, falling to the mat, and sitting up. Akira quickly gets in position, and lands a low dropkick right to Tuxedo Kazen's head. Akira rolls Tuxedo Kazen to his feet, and shoves him hard into the ropes. Que paso by Akira, and she catches him with a headscissor takedown. Tux is whipped so hard, he ends up dazed on one knee. Akira charges again, grabbing one arm and whipping Tuxedo Kazen. This time, catches him with a front suplex. She measures him as he starts to raise, then clasps her hands from beside him, and does a Twisted Back Drop! Charcoal Lady is now back on the apron, and rather unhappy at Tuxedo getting lobbed so violently. Akira reaches over, and tags in Jo, and holds Tuxedo Kazen by the hair so Jo can get a good stomp or four in, which she does. Jo then brings Tux up, and whips him to the ropes. Lady tags Tuxedo Kazen as he bounces off the ropes, but doesn't stop Ken from getting suplexed and pinned. Charcoal Lady walks right over and administers her Nirvana lock!
She applies it in the classic "lazy Scott Steiner" way, sitting down on her lower back. Tux rolls out of the ring, as Jo tries to stand up. Charcoal Lady stands up quickly, and drags her back into a seating position, then steps over, continuing to apply the strangle. Akira casually enters the ring, and claps her hands over her ears, making her fall over and release the hold. Jo rises to her knees, and attempts to recover her breath, and does. When Charcoal Lady stands, though, she applies a side choke, then STOs her to the mat and holds it. She struggles a lot, and gets near the ropes, but Jo turns it into an Anaconda Vice! She plants her feet and leans back, sitting Charcoal Lady up and making it impossible for her to escape. Well, except for Tux coming into the ring and jabbing Jo in the eyes. Akira yells something at him, and he flees from the ring, Jo also moving toward him, as Charcoal Lady coughs on the mat. Jo drags Charcoal Lady up, and shoves her into her corner, then tags out, but just then, Charcoal Lady starts fighting back, elbowing both. She shoves Jo in the corner, and is able to trip Akira on her way into the ring. Charcoal Lady then plants Jo with a swinging DDT, but accidentally covers, as Akira now stands up, looking very grumpy. Akira lifts Charcoal Lady up by her hair, and somehow misses a Lariat, then gets caught in a Pendulum Backbreaker! Akira falls over, clutching at her back, as Jo makes her way up to her feet, and walks into another Pendulum Backbreaker from Charcoal Lady! Akira's back up again, and once more, she dodges the lariat, and lands a jumping back drop. Charcoal Lady stomps one foot, waiting impatiently for Akira to rise, but once she does, she nails the Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Charcoal Lady drags Akira to her corner, and tags in a now eager Tuxedo Kazen. Tux quickly appeals, signaling the Tiger Driver '05, as Charcoal Lady gets outside the ring, back to the ring, yelling at the fans. Behind her back, though, Tuxedo Kazen does indeed hook the Tiger Driver, but Akira Blaze struggles, and reverses it, bridging back into a pin! One! Two! Charcoal Lady turns around, but just in time for the Three!
Akira Blaze wins by pinfall
Time: 15.00
Rating: 76%
<<
Championship Series Singles Match>>Galcian
vs.
Roselyn Pride
The bell rings, and both begin to circle very, very slowly, faces dead serious. They both move in for a grapple, but Roselyn quickly slaps Galcian. They both stand there for a moment, and as Galcian goes for his own slap, she shoots in, and trips him, then quickly steps on one foot of his, and twists the ankle of the other foot. Galcian pounds the mat twice, then works toward getting his foot out from under Roselyn's. He does, and then fires that boot right into her stomach. He raises up, Roselyn still doubled over, then taking a huge elbow between her shoulder blades, sending her to her knees. Galcian grabs her by the hair, and while being admonished by the ref shoves her into the corner face first. He hits two stomps to her lower back, then shove his knee into her lower back and applies a chin lock. He breaks at four, but not before stomping once more. Galcian backs up to his corner, as Roselyn stretches, to work out the new kinks in her back. After a little, they circle again, and Roselyn's not into games anymore. She jumps and grabs Galcian in a Thai Clinch, firing one knee, then pushing him to the ropes. She switches grips, and whips a dazed Galcian, hits the opposite ropes, and lands a Kitchen Sink, immediately covering. One! Tw-no. He starts to stand up, and she ducks in again, now with a Fireman's carry, and she stands up, and does a double-footed face rake on Galcian, making him roll around and clutch his face. She raises him up, and hits another fireman's carry. Another raise, and this time, a Gorilla Slam. She sets up for one more Fireman's Carry, but gets caught, and thrown with a Harai Goshi. Galcian immediately mounts (ooo) Roselyn, and starts throwing heavy, frustrated punches down at her, but the ref stops it.
As she rolls over, he starts to stomp on her lower back. She does raise to her hands and knees, but gets a double stomp for not staying down. She rolls over again, and he sets his boot on her face. He argues at the ref, then ignores him, lifting his foot, and smashing her with a stomp, Roselyn again rolling over and holding her nose. Galcian brings her up, and works a front facelock, much to the dismay of Roselyn. He then positions her and throws an elbow right to the back of her neck. She crawls to the corner, screams with TOUKON, and throws a chop at Galcian, but Galcian fires back with another kick to the gut. He dusts his chest off, then whips Roselyn from corner to corner, then charges in with a Lariat. He hits it, then drags her out of the corner, and goes for the Original Powerbomb. Roselyn kicks and struggles, and grabs the ropes, but that's little comfort, as Galcian is able to hit it anyways, compressing Roselyn's neck!
She rolls to the outside, and he gets on the apron. As Roselyn rolls to her back, he jumps off and lands a knee drop right to her back, causing her to scream. Without TOUKON. Galcian stands up, and stands on her back for a moment, then brings her up, and whips her into the closest rail. She yells again, but Galcian doesn't stop. He grabs her, and trips her, throwing her face first onto the concrete. He then stands over her, and grins, grabbing a waist lock, then throws her into the corner post with a belly to back! The ref hits 14, and Galcian hustles, rolling Roselyn in then waiting a moment, and coming in at 19. Roselyn is indeed bleeding from her nose, but it doesn't look broken. Galcian covers, but somehow, only gets two. He takes revenge by punching her right in the forehead, but Roselyn punches him right back. Galcian immediately throttles her, distracting her, but having to let go at 4 once more. Stupid ref. Galcian stands up, and takes a quick breather, Roselyn slowly raising to her knees, head hanging. Galcian rears back, and veritably punts her in the gut, pinning again, but getting another two count. He slams the mat, and stands up, angrily grabbing Roselyn, and going for a Wild Bomb. Roselyn slips out, though, and throws two big elbows squarely to his jaw, then a Jigoku Zeki, then a step Jigoku-Zeki. She raises him up, and almost does a German, then realizes she cant support the bridge, and pretty much Donkey Punches Galcian, sending him to a knee, then running in, using her usual toe kick as a low Yakuza Kick this time. She hits the ropes, and does a double knee drop, and covers! One! Two! Th-NO!
Roselyn doesn't let up, and just starts kicking him relentlessly; in the side, the head, the legs, and even one on the ass for good measure. Galcian rolls to a corner, and stands up taking two shoulder pats, as Roselyn stands up. She crosses her hands, then sweeps, indicating it's over, and starts rapidly chopping Galcian. She takes a break to attempt to work her spine out, but that gives Galcian an opening, and he throws her into the corner, doing two knees, and also taking a break, then rearing back, and chopping her right in the face, causing her to slump down. He starts doing a face wash, then decides this time, to hit a running boot, but she rolls out of the way. Again, she punches him right in the back of the head, and sets him up for a Spider German Suplex, then hits it! She stands up, and looks down at him, and jumps off for a Senton, but Galcian moves! He gets up, dizzy, as Roselyn writhes, and shakes out as many cobwebs as he can, before dragging her out of the corner, and covering with a folding press, but only getting a near fall! Galcian, furious, yells at the ref, as Roselyn starts to slowly get up. He spends a lot of time yelling at him, but gets a Shotei to the back of the head, and gets caught in Summon Suffering!! Roselyn jumps up for the bodyscissors, but Galcian doesn't go down. He runs back first into a corner, and Roselyn again yells in pain. Galcian slowly drags a thumb across his throat, then drags her from the corner, and into the center, planting Roselyn with a perfect Wild Bomb! One! Two! Three! Galcian falls back after the count is registered, and Roselyn remains in that position, until she slumps onto one side, holding her back and neck.
Galcian wins by pinfall
Time: 17.18
Rating: 83%
Roselyn rolls out of the ring, slumping and staggering as she slowly makes her way back up the ramp.
--Commercial break--
During the break...
Roselyn Pride, holding her neck, stands before the door to her dressing room. Smiling brightly and even giggling a bit, she opens the door and enters.
[Visper:] Er... Well.
[Jr.:] Yep.
[Visper:] Anyway.
[Jr.:] Match time!
[Visper:] That is true. The NDP Championship Series is about to continue, and this one should be bru--
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD ROCKETSLOBBER!
[Visper:] ...
[Jr.:] HOSS FESTS!!!
[Visper:] ... Where's my camera?
[Jr.:] Wha?
[Visper:] Anyway, we're still awaiting the arrival of Trent "Trauma" Kasta. He was actually supposed to be the first person out, but we're getting word that Kasta hasn't shown up to the guerrilla area yet.
[Jr.:] So, what? Did he chicken out? Not wanna get into the ring with a HOSS~!!!! like Mr. E?
[Visper:] Umm... I dunno?
<<
Championship Series Singles Match>>Trent "Trauma" Kasta
vs.
Mr. E
Mr. E stands in the ring, looking rather impatient. Trent Kasta still hasn't shown, and the referee starts a 10-count.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
10!!
The referee calls for the bell; Trent Kasta has forfeited!
Mr. E wins by forfeit
[Visper:] Well, at the end of that terrific match, here's the standings for the NDP Championship Series, all done in this super-duper handy chart!!
| Galcian | 2-0 | Will Main Event at FORSAKEN |
| Gene Starr | 1-0 | |
| Mr. E | 1-0 | |
| Colleen | 0-0 | |
| Phil Buster | 0-0 | |
| Roselyn Pride | 0-1 | |
| Trent "Trauma" Kasta | 0-2 |
[Visper:] As you can see, Galcian is the first person to move up to the NDP Championship match at the FORSAKEN Supercard Event! And Trauma has been completely knocked out of the running - thanks to his no-show tonight.
[Jr.:] That "Generalisimmiso" guy said that there were going to be four people in that match, including the NDP Champion, but the way things look, there might only be three!
[Visper:] Or even two.
[Jr.:] What? BLASPHEMY!
[Visper:] Shaddup.
[Jr.:] 'kay.
--Commercial break--
Earlier Today...
Scene opens inside an office, where we have - GASP! - NDP Owner motosada, and McBlackMage Office Head Generallissimo McBlackMage sitting across from each other at a coffee table... NDP announcer Visper Karr approaches the table, and sits, in between the two men, and placing a coffee mug (reading: "There's too much blood in my coffee system!") down on the table in front of her...
[G. McBlackMage:] If I may say so... it has been an honor to fill in for you, good sir, as the NDP wrestlers and staff are some of the most respectful I have met in a long time. However, you'll note that in your absence... not a whole lot was "booked" and very few shows were "ran."
[motosada:] Yes, I was wanting to ask you about that-
[G. McBlackMage:] Well, I'm answering, so no need for questioning! It turns out there was this promotion in Philadelphia booking these two shows featuring this man from Japan - and a majority of the rival promoters wanted nothing to do with a show that could not promise the same ticket sales! I feel that NDP MAY need to see a change in locale, as the market for wrestling here is rather saturated.
[motosada:] I see; what sorts of suggestions could you make?
[G. McBlackMage:] Perhaps, moving further west? A multitude of weak promoters between Minnesota and Ohio would lead to profitability for a well-known, nay, TELEVISED group to begin drawing attention.
[motosada:] I see... I never thought I'd be taking promoting advice from a military tactician...
[Visper Karr:] Sir, you can't be serious - this isn't a "military tactician," it's really just Twinky McLanahan in blue robes and a giant floppy straw hat!
[motosada:] ...
[G. McBlackMage:] ...
[Visper Karr:] ...but, I mean, j-just LOOK at him!
[motosada:] I'm sorry, Generallissimo... she's had a rather traumatic time in NDP...
[G. McBlackMage:] Ah, yes, so I have heard.
[motosada:] But, I also want to ask: what is the purpose of Visper Karr learning how to wrestle? She is an announcer!
[G. McBlackMage:] I am informed by various McLanahan Gym trainers that this is her wish, actually.
[Visper Karr:] Uh, no - I told you myself, Twinky.
[motosada:] Now, now - I do see a resemblance between Mister-
[G. McBlackMage:] Generallissimo!
[motosada:] Yes, sorry, Generallissimo McBlackMage - there is a resemblance between yourself and Mr. McLanahan - however, McLanahan is banned from NDP events, and I am certain he wouldn't be so bold as to attempt to don an elaborate disguise to attempt to sneak into NDP!
[Visper Karr:] But it's not elaborate! It's a hat!
[G. McBlackMage:] Miss Karr, I am holding my temper, but this is quickly becoming a bone of contention...
[Visper Karr:] ...?
[motosada:] Now now, Visper, the Generallissimo and I are discussing a potential NDP/McLanahan Pro talent exchange... there could be a day where we see Gene Starr or Mr. E main eventing against a Nick Strife or a Johnny Wang - and you were invited to this meeting because of your growing knowledge of these men! Now, please, Visper... no more interruptions!
Fade out.
--Commercial break--
[Visper:] Our main event tonight will be a bit of a scouting match for Princess Aika; number one contender to Akira Blaze's NDP Championship. Unfortunately for the self-professed "Vigilant Protector of Cute Stuff 'n Things", she's been barred from ringside during this match; she'll have to watch from the back.
[Jr.:] THAT BAH GAWD JEZEBEL! SHE SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE ARENA!! SHE MIGHT STILL INTERFERE!!
[Visper:] Simmer down there, Potzy.
<<Tag Team Match>>
Light-Heavyweight Champion Akira Blazeand
Jo Ryder
vs.
The bell rings, and Akira and Charcoal Lady get right up in each others bidness. For rael. Akira shoves Charcoal Lady, who shoves back. She rears back, to punch, but Akira steps in, and lands a big body slam on Charcoal Lady, who scurries away to the corner. Tuxedo Kazen walks over, and instantly starts massaging Charcoal Lady's shoulders, as Akira yells more at her, then starts clapping. Charcoal Lady stands up, and they slowly circle. They lock up with a Collar and Elbow, but Charcoal Lady slips behind quickly, and manages to tie on a Ground Cobra Twist! One! Two! Kickout. Both are up, but Charcoal Lady's taunting the crowd, and gets caught with a Rolling Hold. One! Two! Close but no cigar. Akira rolls to her feet as Charcoal Lady again stumbles back, but this time she rushes to the corner, tags in Tuxedo Kazen, and rolls out of the ring. Tuxedo Kazen charges in for a shoulder block, but bounces off Akira, falling to the mat, and sitting up. Akira quickly gets in position, and lands a low dropkick right to Tuxedo Kazen's head. Akira rolls Tuxedo Kazen to his feet, and shoves him hard into the ropes. Que paso by Akira, and she catches him with a headscissor takedown. Tux is whipped so hard, he ends up dazed on one knee. Akira charges again, grabbing one arm and whipping Tuxedo Kazen. This time, catches him with a front suplex. She measures him as he starts to raise, then clasps her hands from beside him, and does a Twisted Back Drop! Charcoal Lady is now back on the apron, and rather unhappy at Tuxedo getting lobbed so violently. Akira reaches over, and tags in Jo, and holds Tuxedo Kazen by the hair so Jo can get a good stomp or four in, which she does. Jo then brings Tux up, and whips him to the ropes. Lady tags Tuxedo Kazen as he bounces off the ropes, but doesn't stop Ken from getting suplexed and pinned. Charcoal Lady walks right over and administers her Nirvana lock!
She applies it in the classic "lazy Scott Steiner" way, sitting down on her lower back. Tux rolls out of the ring, as Jo tries to stand up. Charcoal Lady stands up quickly, and drags her back into a seating position, then steps over, continuing to apply the strangle. Akira casually enters the ring, and claps her hands over her ears, making her fall over and release the hold. Jo rises to her knees, and attempts to recover her breath, and does. When Charcoal Lady stands, though, she applies a side choke, then STOs her to the mat and holds it. She struggles a lot, and gets near the ropes, but Jo turns it into an Anaconda Vice! She plants her feet and leans back, sitting Charcoal Lady up and making it impossible for her to escape. Well, except for Tux coming into the ring and jabbing Jo in the eyes. Akira yells something at him, and he flees from the ring, Jo also moving toward him, as Charcoal Lady coughs on the mat. Jo drags Charcoal Lady up, and shoves her into her corner, then tags out, but just then, Charcoal Lady starts fighting back, elbowing both. She shoves Jo in the corner, and is able to trip Akira on her way into the ring. Charcoal Lady then plants Jo with a swinging DDT, but accidentally covers, as Akira now stands up, looking very grumpy. Akira lifts Charcoal Lady up by her hair, and somehow misses a Lariat, then gets caught in a Pendulum Backbreaker! Akira falls over, clutching at her back, as Jo makes her way up to her feet, and walks into another Pendulum Backbreaker from Charcoal Lady! Akira's back up again, and once more, she dodges the lariat, and lands a jumping back drop. Charcoal Lady stomps one foot, waiting impatiently for Akira to rise, but once she does, she nails the Pink Sugar Heart Attack! Charcoal Lady drags Akira to her corner, and tags in a now eager Tuxedo Kazen. Tux quickly appeals, signaling the Tiger Driver '05, as Charcoal Lady gets outside the ring, back to the ring, yelling at the fans. Behind her back, though, Tuxedo Kazen does indeed hook the Tiger Driver, but Akira Blaze struggles, and reverses it, bridging back into a pin! One! Two! Charcoal Lady turns around, but just in time for the Three!
Akira Blaze wins by pinfall
Time: 15.00
Rating: 76%