Post by motosada on Aug 12, 2005 0:46:24 GMT -5
Before I Forget plays over the PA system, welcoming you ungrateful bastards to another awesometastic® episode of Outbreak. Blah blah, generic show-opening crap-- LOOK! WRESTLERS! -runs-
<<Singles Match>>
"El Technico" Ave del Dolor
vs
CHAOS (w/ Catastrophe)
Bell rings, CHAOS comes in and tries to out-muscle the larger luchadore to little avail. CHAOS settles for an Irish whip, Ave off the ropes, CHAOS goes for a rolling sole butt which Ave catches and throws to the side. The two trade blows, Irish whip from Ave, CHAOS comes back with a flying heel kick. The two exchange cyclone whips, start gettin' funky with the chain wrestling, and a clean break in the middle of the ring. CHAOS goes for a suplex, Dolor reverses into a fujiwara armbar and quickly transitions into a camel clutch. CHAOS manages to escape the camel clutch, Ave takes to the ropes to follow-up and Ave catches another rolling sole butt, just with his chest this time. CHAOS goes for the vertical suplex again, but Ave reverses into a Dangerous DDT! Dolor grounds CHAOS with a headlock takedown, and starts cranking at the neck of CHAOS. CHAOS starts to rally back up to his feet, Dolor switches to a standing facelock, grounds CHAOS with a DDT, then rolls CHAOS over into the front facelock again and starts beating away at CHAOS' skull with some heavy knee shots. CHAOS escapes as Ave's dropping his knee, and as Ave rolls around holding his knee, CHAOS takes to the ropes. Dolor's back up, clothesline from CHAOS! CHAOS covers; one, t-- kickout!!
CHAOS with a DDT, pulls Ave back up, CHAOS tries for another DDT but Ave reverses into a northern lights whip that sends CHAOS crashing into the ropes and bouncing off his neck! Ave goes right on the attack with a dragon sleeper, and has it in for a good long time before CHAOS is able to muster the strength to break it. Ave picks CHAOS up and goes for what looks like an Emerald Frosion, but CHAOS starts kicking his legs and pulls Ave into a tombstone piledriver!! THAT'SINCREDIBLE!! SERIOUSLY FUCKING RIDICULOUS!! Backdrop from CHAOS, not wanting to waste any momentum, and pulls Dolor back to his feet only to get sent to the outside through the ropes. CHAOS gets back in, and is welcomed with a shotei from Dolor! Front neck lock, Dolor drops back and applies the body scissors, and CHAOS taps!!
Ave del Dolor wins by submission
Time: 11.46
Rating: 64%
--Commercial break--
Fade in to motosada's office. He opens a large yellow envelope and begins looking through it, before letting out a "Hm." After a moment, he leans over and puts his speaker phone on, dialing a number. Two rings later, a female voice answers.
[Female voice:] Ryder Management Group, LLC. This is Ashley speaking, how many I assist you?
[motosada:] Hi, Ashley. This is motosada, from New Damage Prowrestling. Could you tell me if Miss Ryder is in?
[Ashley:] No, she's not Mr. sada. May I take a message?
[motosada:] Actually, could you tell me if she has any appointments scheduled for... Tuesday, August th, at around 10:00 am?
[Ashley:] Sure thing. Please hold. ... ... No she doesn't.
[motosada:] Good. Could you schedule one for me, here in Philly, for that time?
[Ashley:] I sure will.
[motosada:] Thank you very much. You're a doll, Ashley.
Fade out and then back in to the arena.
[Visper:] Lemmie get this straight.
[Jr.:] 'kay.
[Visper:] We've got this Chris Michaels guy.
[Jr.:] Yep.
[Visper:] And Randy Isiac.
[Jr.:] Indeed.
[Visper:] And the Michaels guy - who seems to be just this really arrogant asshole - is debuting with this match.
[Jr.:] That's what the voice in my ear says.
[Visper:] And...
[Jr.:] What?
[Visper:] Nothing, nevermind. Anyway, these guys are teaming up against a couple of kids.
[Jr.:] It certainly would appear that way.
[Visper:] Alrighty. Just wanted to make sure I had everything under control.
[Jr.:] This place gets weirder every day, huh?
[Visper:] I just tune it out after awhile.
Sadly for Chris Michaels, NDP doesn't have the total hard-on for vehicle-based entrances like certain other promotions, so he's force to leave his sports car in the parking lot.
hah.
Everyone else comes out, yadda yadda, stuff.
<<Tag Team Match>>
"The Real Heel" Chris Michaels
and
"English Icon" Randy Isiac
vs.
Match starts off with Michaels and Tani. Michaels scoffs a bit at the girl standing before him, but Tani lets him know what's what with a quick arm drag and a swinging enzui heel kick. Tani covers; one, t- not really close, but closer than it should've been for thirty seconds into the match. Tani off the ropes, flying heel kick connects. Big jumping knee drop from Tani right across the forehead of Chris Michaels. Overhead belly-to-belly from Tani, Michaels lands near his corner and tags in Isiac.
Arm whip from Isiac, armlock overhead belly-to-belly follow-up. Isiac goes for the key lock, but Tani slips out and takes Isiac down with a bearhug takedown. OMGCHAINWRESTLING!!!
Psyche. Actually, Tani tagged in Kazen, double team-- ANGEL'S ARMS! Kazen cover; one, tw-- kickout!
Kazen whips Isiac to the ropes-- VERTICAL EXPLODAH!! Isiac with an Irish whip of his own, leap frog, off the ropes, running elbow pat! Kazen back up, another Irish whip from Isiac, Kazen comes back and nails a running toe kick, takes off the ropes, running stomp to the face... and Randy Isiac is bleeding! Kazen just totally stomped all over Isiac's FAEC! Isiac up, Kazen with a reverse DDT. Isiac with an arm whip, tags in Michaels. Snapmares traded between Michaels and Kazen, Michaels following up with a dropkick to the neck of Kazen and a standing pin; one, tw-- kickout at two.
Snap suplex from Kazen, Isiac interjects, Kazen with a NORMAL EXPLODAH!! Kazen now fighting off both opponents as Tani is stopped from getting involved, but the numbers game catches up to Kazen and he's stuck in the blue corner. Isiac and Michaels begin using quick tags, keeping Kazen pretty much stuck in the blue corner. Stalling suplex from Michaels, tag in to Isiac, shoulder armbreaker from Isiac and he follows right up with the Stomach Crusher! Isiac applies the Step Over Armbreaker after he starts the "BREAK THE ARM! BREAK THE ARM!" chant which, uh... Well, Michaels chants it a couple times. That must count for somethin', right?
At any rate, Tani tries to break up the Armbreaker, ref stops her, no tag made in the blue corner and now Michaels is now applying a fujiwara-esque armbar to Kazen. Michaels pulls Kazen up, shove into the corner, monkey flip! Kazen landed on his feet!!! Kazen makes a break for the red corner, but Michaels cuts him off with a northern lariat!! Fawkin' OUCH! Michaels drags Kazen back to the blue corner in a front facelock, Kazen pops his hips and hits a northern lights whip! Michaels back up, butterfly suplex from Kazen! Kazen with a German suplex to Michaels! Isiac in-- GERMAN SUPLEX'D! Michaels back up, Jigoku back drop'd! Isiac back up, and he gets another explodah! Tani in to even up the odds, toe kick to Michaels-- Clipped Wings! Ref makes the pin count; one, two, th-- Michaels kicks out! Isiac and Michaels getting back to their feet, Kazen heads to the apron, springboard cross body-- Isiac moves out of the way but Kazen connects with Michaels! Holds on to the pin; one, tw-- Isiac rolls the pin over onto Kazen; one, two-- Tani rolls it back over onto Michaels; one, two-- Isiac rolls it over again; one, two-- Tani just breaks the pin, ending that nonsense. Tani is forced onto the apron as Isiac pulls Kazen to his feet. Irish whip, Michaels is getting back up but gets taken down by a lariat from Kazen, but Kazen is caught with an overhead belly-to-belly from Isiac! That was crazy to see, man. For serious. Michaels back up, heads to the ropes, Kazen takes him down with a shoulder block! Kazen covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!!
Isiac back into the ring, pulls Kazen to his feet, double underhook powerbomb! Tani enters to even up the odds again, but a Chris Michaels Thrust Kick cuts her off! Kazen back to his feet, split-legged dropkick knocks Isiac out of the ring and Michaels into the blue turnbuckle! School boy-- ONE! TWO! THRE-- NO!!
Kazen makes for the tag again, but Michaels clips his knee! He pulls Kazen to his feet, Russian leg sweep! Michaels to the ropes, Tani with an enzuigiri as Michaels comes off the ropes and Michaels hits the mat, bouncing up back to his feet and stumbling a moment before falling back to the mat face-first! Kazen to his feet, HOT TAG TO TANI! Isiac in, flying heel kick takes him down! Michaels back to his feet, another enzui heel kick brings him right back to the mat! Isiac taken down with a lariat, another lariat aimed for Michaels but he ducks and hooks Tani up for the Russian leg sweep, but Tani with a big back drop! Isiac is forced back to the apron, Tani with an Irish whip on Michaels, reversed, Michaels goes for the hurricanrana but Tani just slams him to the mat with a big sitout powerbomb! ONE! TWO! THRE-- Isiac makes the save!!
Isiac back to the apron, Michaels with a DDT on Tani. Michaels up to the top rope, diving cross body! Michaels holds the pin; one, two, thr-- kickout!
Michaels charges the red corner and knocks Kazen down to the apron into the guard rail! Michaels back to the red corner, Isiac in, pulls Tani up with a back drop as Michaels heads up top, diving neckbreaker from Michaels as Isiac hits the back drop! Michaels covers; ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Chris Michaels wins by pinfall
Time: 25.34
Rating: 83%
Chris Michaels celebrates in the middle of the ring, and when Isiac looks to seal the team with a handshake, Michaels scoffs him off and continues to celebrate before exiting the ring and heading to the back.
[Jr.:] CHRIS MICHAELS, CELEBRATING LIKE HE'D JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL, WORLD SERIES, WORLD CUP, FINAL FOUR, STANLEY CUP, AND THE GLOBALLY HONORED PANTS ALL AT ONCE, AND HE WON'T EVEN SHAKE THE HAND OF THE MAN THAT HELPED GET HIM THE WIN! WHAT A BAH GAWD JERK!
--Commercial break--
Trust Me by Akiawa Nanase hit, and the young woman known as "Charcoal Lady" heads to the ring, carrying a red silk parasol on her shoulder, lead to the ring by the Defender of All that is Cute 'n Cuddley, Princess Aika. Entering the ring, Charcoal Lady reaches into the closed bowl of the parasol and pulls out a microphone. Princess Aika grabs for it, but Charcoal Lady isn't about to give it up. A tug-of-war ensues, but Charcoal Lady quickly ends it by bopping Princess Aika in the head with her parasol, and Princess Aika sells the attack like death, sprawling to the mat and convulsing. With Princess Aika sprawled out on the mat, Charcoal Lady props the parasol (fancy for "big umbrella") back on her shoulder and starts to talk.
[Charcoal Lady:] You know, there's a lot of talk out there about how I and my compatriots look an awful lot like Aika Sugiyama, that deaf-and-dumb guy, and that surprisingly attractive chick that's always around him. Well, I'm here to debunk all of these rumors. I am Charcoal Lady. I am a warrior of Light, damnit! An--
Charcoal Lady yelps as the downed Princess Aika kicks her in the shin. Charcoal Lady looks down and says something, and Princess Aika pops her head up and shouts something quickly before falling dead again. Charcoal Lady looks down at her for a moment, puzzled, and then looks back out to the crowd, shrugging her shoulders.
[Charcoal Lady:] As I was saying; when I beat that evil, mask-wearing wench Akira Blaze for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship, I'll gladly defend that Light-Heavyweight Championship against the Champion of Justice. Princess Aika!
The crowd jeers Charcoal Lady as she looks back to see Princess Aika still laid out on the mat. After a moment, Charcoal Lady taps Princess Aika with her foot.
[Charcoal Lady:] Uh... if she wakes up, that is.
The Redhead Kelly hits, and the crowd reaction quickly turns for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion, Akira Blaze. As she heads toward the ring, Charcoal Lady tries to drag Princess Aika out of the ring, enlisting the help of the referee as Akira enters the ring. Charcoal Lady and the referee get Princess Aika out of the ring and resting against the ring stairs, Charcoal Lady rushes back into the ring and attempts to attack Akira Blaze as she poses for the crowd, but Akira turns around as Charcoal Lady closes in, and Charcoal Lady quickly backpedals, falling on her butt and scrambling back to her corner before popping up in a defensive position.
[Visper:] PHAIL!
<<
Light-Heavyweight Championship Singles Match>>
"Wicked" Charcoal Lady
vs.
Light-Heavyweight Champion Akira Blaze
Charcoal Lady charges Akira again, but Blaze rebukes her with an elbow smash. The two trade pointless Irish whips, but that quickly ends with a ground cobra twist from Charcoal Lady which Akira kicks out almost immediately. Both are up, Charcoal Lady in control with a DDT. Suplex near the corner, Akira slides off but ends up sitting on the turnbuckle, and Charcoal Lady takes her down with a SUPER~ cyclone whip! Overhead belly-to-belly from Charcoal, follows up with a bearhug takedown, front facelock, Charcoal Lady pulls Blaze up and hits a neckbreaker. Leg drop across Blaze's neck, Charcoal starts stomping away, kicking Akira out of the corner. Charcoal Lady poses for the crowd, then exits the ring, getting snapped down by an o-soto-gari from Blaze. Bow and arrow backbreaker on the outside!! Akira Blaze is pissed!! Akira releases the hold at 6, pulls Charcoal Lady up, REVERSE DDT! Scoop slam on the outside, Charcoal Lady pops up, Blaze takes her down with a big lariat! Akira rolls Charcoal Lady back into the ring, covers, 1-count. Overhead belly-to-belly from Akira, pulls Charcoal Lady back up, lays in with a stiff kick. Charcoal Lady responds with her own, and the two begin trading kicks! Back-and-forth-and-back-- Charcoal Lady with a kick to Akira's face! Er, mask! Akira's not phased, and hits Charcoal Lady with a kick to her face in return! Charcoal Lady wobbles, off the ropes, Akira goes for a lariat but Charcoal Lady ducks-- Charcoal Lady with a jumping wheelkick to the back of Aikra's head! Charcoal Lady grounds the match, headlock takedown transition to a standing crossface, releases and heads to the ropes, flying heel kick to the rising Blaze.
Charcoal Lady pulls Blaze up, smacking her in a very unfriendly manner, small package from Charcoal Lady! One, tw-- kickout! Akira with a tiger DDT, pushes Charcoal Lady into the turnbuckle and starts laying into her with shoulder butts and chops-- BLAZE WITH A CALF BRANDING!!! KESA-GIRI CHOPS FROM BLAZE!! Pins; one, two-- Charcoal Lady kicks out!
Scoop slam from Blaze, and suddenly the lights go out! After a moment, a spotlight from the ceiling hits and lights up the red corner-- there's someone standing on it! It's the guy that was with Princess Aika and Charcoal Lady at SuperKickFest04! Another spotlight lights up Akira Blaze, she turns around, and the Mysterious Caped and Shaded Individual leaps from the turnbuckle and connects with a diving lariat! The spotlights go out again, leaving Akira Blaze laid out on the mat, and after a moment the house lights return! Charcoal Lady covers; one, two, NO!! NOT LIKE THIS!! THRE-- KICKOUT!!!!! BLAZE KICKED OUT!!!
Charcoal Lady can't believe it! She pulls Akira up and snapmares her, holding on to the back of Blaze's mask and starts laying in to Akira with a few soccer ball kicks. Charcoal Lady follows up with a dropkick to the back of Akira's neck! Akira starts getting back up, Charcoal Lady takes to the ropes, Blaze is up on a knee-- SHINING WIZARD FROM CHARCOAL LADY!! Charcoal Lady covers! One, two, thr-- KICKOUT!!
Blaze getting back up again, Charcoal Lady takes to the ropes again, Blaze on a knee-- JUMPING LARIAT FROM AKIRA BLAZE!! CHRIST!! Charcoal Lady didn't see THAT ONE comin' at all! Akira covers; one, two, three!!
Akira Blaze retains the Light-Heavyweight Championship by pinfall
Time: 20.29
Rating: 68% (omgwtf?)
Akira holds the Light-Heavyweight Championship high, celebrating her second straight title retention since winning the Cham-- PRINCESS AIKA WITH THE SURPRISE ATTACK FROM BEHIND!!
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! PRINCESS AIKA WAS PLAYIN' 'POSSUM! SHE WASN'T REALLY KNOCKED OUT BY CHARCOAL LADY!!
[Visper:] ¬_¬
[Jr.:] IT WAS A SET-UP! A BAH GAWD SET-UP!
[Visper:] Like hell. Princess Aika just happened to recover from Charcoal Lady's powerful attack right in time to attack Akira Blaze. That's not a set-up, it's just a coincidence!
Princess Aika starts to kick at Akira Blaze as she's down on the mat, using the ropes for leverage. Princess Aika grabs the Light-Heavyweight Championship and holds it above her head, as if she's just won the damn thing! She drops the belt down by Akira and then exits the ring, leaving the beaten bodies of Akira Blaze and her own Flash Senshi in the ring.
© 2005, New Damage Prowrestling
<<Singles Match>>
"El Technico" Ave del Dolor
vs
CHAOS (w/ Catastrophe)
Bell rings, CHAOS comes in and tries to out-muscle the larger luchadore to little avail. CHAOS settles for an Irish whip, Ave off the ropes, CHAOS goes for a rolling sole butt which Ave catches and throws to the side. The two trade blows, Irish whip from Ave, CHAOS comes back with a flying heel kick. The two exchange cyclone whips, start gettin' funky with the chain wrestling, and a clean break in the middle of the ring. CHAOS goes for a suplex, Dolor reverses into a fujiwara armbar and quickly transitions into a camel clutch. CHAOS manages to escape the camel clutch, Ave takes to the ropes to follow-up and Ave catches another rolling sole butt, just with his chest this time. CHAOS goes for the vertical suplex again, but Ave reverses into a Dangerous DDT! Dolor grounds CHAOS with a headlock takedown, and starts cranking at the neck of CHAOS. CHAOS starts to rally back up to his feet, Dolor switches to a standing facelock, grounds CHAOS with a DDT, then rolls CHAOS over into the front facelock again and starts beating away at CHAOS' skull with some heavy knee shots. CHAOS escapes as Ave's dropping his knee, and as Ave rolls around holding his knee, CHAOS takes to the ropes. Dolor's back up, clothesline from CHAOS! CHAOS covers; one, t-- kickout!!
CHAOS with a DDT, pulls Ave back up, CHAOS tries for another DDT but Ave reverses into a northern lights whip that sends CHAOS crashing into the ropes and bouncing off his neck! Ave goes right on the attack with a dragon sleeper, and has it in for a good long time before CHAOS is able to muster the strength to break it. Ave picks CHAOS up and goes for what looks like an Emerald Frosion, but CHAOS starts kicking his legs and pulls Ave into a tombstone piledriver!! THAT'S
Ave del Dolor wins by submission
Time: 11.46
Rating: 64%
--Commercial break--
Fade in to motosada's office. He opens a large yellow envelope and begins looking through it, before letting out a "Hm." After a moment, he leans over and puts his speaker phone on, dialing a number. Two rings later, a female voice answers.
[Female voice:] Ryder Management Group, LLC. This is Ashley speaking, how many I assist you?
[motosada:] Hi, Ashley. This is motosada, from New Damage Prowrestling. Could you tell me if Miss Ryder is in?
[Ashley:] No, she's not Mr. sada. May I take a message?
[motosada:] Actually, could you tell me if she has any appointments scheduled for... Tuesday, August th, at around 10:00 am?
[Ashley:] Sure thing. Please hold. ... ... No she doesn't.
[motosada:] Good. Could you schedule one for me, here in Philly, for that time?
[Ashley:] I sure will.
[motosada:] Thank you very much. You're a doll, Ashley.
Fade out and then back in to the arena.
[Visper:] Lemmie get this straight.
[Jr.:] 'kay.
[Visper:] We've got this Chris Michaels guy.
[Jr.:] Yep.
[Visper:] And Randy Isiac.
[Jr.:] Indeed.
[Visper:] And the Michaels guy - who seems to be just this really arrogant asshole - is debuting with this match.
[Jr.:] That's what the voice in my ear says.
[Visper:] And...
[Jr.:] What?
[Visper:] Nothing, nevermind. Anyway, these guys are teaming up against a couple of kids.
[Jr.:] It certainly would appear that way.
[Visper:] Alrighty. Just wanted to make sure I had everything under control.
[Jr.:] This place gets weirder every day, huh?
[Visper:] I just tune it out after awhile.
Sadly for Chris Michaels, NDP doesn't have the total hard-on for vehicle-based entrances like certain other promotions, so he's force to leave his sports car in the parking lot.
hah.
Everyone else comes out, yadda yadda, stuff.
<<Tag Team Match>>
"The Real Heel" Chris Michaels
and
"English Icon" Randy Isiac
vs.
Match starts off with Michaels and Tani. Michaels scoffs a bit at the girl standing before him, but Tani lets him know what's what with a quick arm drag and a swinging enzui heel kick. Tani covers; one, t- not really close, but closer than it should've been for thirty seconds into the match. Tani off the ropes, flying heel kick connects. Big jumping knee drop from Tani right across the forehead of Chris Michaels. Overhead belly-to-belly from Tani, Michaels lands near his corner and tags in Isiac.
Arm whip from Isiac, armlock overhead belly-to-belly follow-up. Isiac goes for the key lock, but Tani slips out and takes Isiac down with a bearhug takedown. OMGCHAINWRESTLING!!!
Psyche. Actually, Tani tagged in Kazen, double team-- ANGEL'S ARMS! Kazen cover; one, tw-- kickout!
Kazen whips Isiac to the ropes-- VERTICAL EXPLODAH!! Isiac with an Irish whip of his own, leap frog, off the ropes, running elbow pat! Kazen back up, another Irish whip from Isiac, Kazen comes back and nails a running toe kick, takes off the ropes, running stomp to the face... and Randy Isiac is bleeding! Kazen just totally stomped all over Isiac's FAEC! Isiac up, Kazen with a reverse DDT. Isiac with an arm whip, tags in Michaels. Snapmares traded between Michaels and Kazen, Michaels following up with a dropkick to the neck of Kazen and a standing pin; one, tw-- kickout at two.
Snap suplex from Kazen, Isiac interjects, Kazen with a NORMAL EXPLODAH!! Kazen now fighting off both opponents as Tani is stopped from getting involved, but the numbers game catches up to Kazen and he's stuck in the blue corner. Isiac and Michaels begin using quick tags, keeping Kazen pretty much stuck in the blue corner. Stalling suplex from Michaels, tag in to Isiac, shoulder armbreaker from Isiac and he follows right up with the Stomach Crusher! Isiac applies the Step Over Armbreaker after he starts the "BREAK THE ARM! BREAK THE ARM!" chant which, uh... Well, Michaels chants it a couple times. That must count for somethin', right?
At any rate, Tani tries to break up the Armbreaker, ref stops her, no tag made in the blue corner and now Michaels is now applying a fujiwara-esque armbar to Kazen. Michaels pulls Kazen up, shove into the corner, monkey flip! Kazen landed on his feet!!! Kazen makes a break for the red corner, but Michaels cuts him off with a northern lariat!! Fawkin' OUCH! Michaels drags Kazen back to the blue corner in a front facelock, Kazen pops his hips and hits a northern lights whip! Michaels back up, butterfly suplex from Kazen! Kazen with a German suplex to Michaels! Isiac in-- GERMAN SUPLEX'D! Michaels back up, Jigoku back drop'd! Isiac back up, and he gets another explodah! Tani in to even up the odds, toe kick to Michaels-- Clipped Wings! Ref makes the pin count; one, two, th-- Michaels kicks out! Isiac and Michaels getting back to their feet, Kazen heads to the apron, springboard cross body-- Isiac moves out of the way but Kazen connects with Michaels! Holds on to the pin; one, tw-- Isiac rolls the pin over onto Kazen; one, two-- Tani rolls it back over onto Michaels; one, two-- Isiac rolls it over again; one, two-- Tani just breaks the pin, ending that nonsense. Tani is forced onto the apron as Isiac pulls Kazen to his feet. Irish whip, Michaels is getting back up but gets taken down by a lariat from Kazen, but Kazen is caught with an overhead belly-to-belly from Isiac! That was crazy to see, man. For serious. Michaels back up, heads to the ropes, Kazen takes him down with a shoulder block! Kazen covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!!
Isiac back into the ring, pulls Kazen to his feet, double underhook powerbomb! Tani enters to even up the odds again, but a Chris Michaels Thrust Kick cuts her off! Kazen back to his feet, split-legged dropkick knocks Isiac out of the ring and Michaels into the blue turnbuckle! School boy-- ONE! TWO! THRE-- NO!!
Kazen makes for the tag again, but Michaels clips his knee! He pulls Kazen to his feet, Russian leg sweep! Michaels to the ropes, Tani with an enzuigiri as Michaels comes off the ropes and Michaels hits the mat, bouncing up back to his feet and stumbling a moment before falling back to the mat face-first! Kazen to his feet, HOT TAG TO TANI! Isiac in, flying heel kick takes him down! Michaels back to his feet, another enzui heel kick brings him right back to the mat! Isiac taken down with a lariat, another lariat aimed for Michaels but he ducks and hooks Tani up for the Russian leg sweep, but Tani with a big back drop! Isiac is forced back to the apron, Tani with an Irish whip on Michaels, reversed, Michaels goes for the hurricanrana but Tani just slams him to the mat with a big sitout powerbomb! ONE! TWO! THRE-- Isiac makes the save!!
Isiac back to the apron, Michaels with a DDT on Tani. Michaels up to the top rope, diving cross body! Michaels holds the pin; one, two, thr-- kickout!
Michaels charges the red corner and knocks Kazen down to the apron into the guard rail! Michaels back to the red corner, Isiac in, pulls Tani up with a back drop as Michaels heads up top, diving neckbreaker from Michaels as Isiac hits the back drop! Michaels covers; ONE! TWO! THREE!!
Chris Michaels wins by pinfall
Time: 25.34
Rating: 83%
Chris Michaels celebrates in the middle of the ring, and when Isiac looks to seal the team with a handshake, Michaels scoffs him off and continues to celebrate before exiting the ring and heading to the back.
[Jr.:] CHRIS MICHAELS, CELEBRATING LIKE HE'D JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL, WORLD SERIES, WORLD CUP, FINAL FOUR, STANLEY CUP, AND THE GLOBALLY HONORED PANTS ALL AT ONCE, AND HE WON'T EVEN SHAKE THE HAND OF THE MAN THAT HELPED GET HIM THE WIN! WHAT A BAH GAWD JERK!
--Commercial break--
Trust Me by Akiawa Nanase hit, and the young woman known as "Charcoal Lady" heads to the ring, carrying a red silk parasol on her shoulder, lead to the ring by the Defender of All that is Cute 'n Cuddley, Princess Aika. Entering the ring, Charcoal Lady reaches into the closed bowl of the parasol and pulls out a microphone. Princess Aika grabs for it, but Charcoal Lady isn't about to give it up. A tug-of-war ensues, but Charcoal Lady quickly ends it by bopping Princess Aika in the head with her parasol, and Princess Aika sells the attack like death, sprawling to the mat and convulsing. With Princess Aika sprawled out on the mat, Charcoal Lady props the parasol (fancy for "big umbrella") back on her shoulder and starts to talk.
[Charcoal Lady:] You know, there's a lot of talk out there about how I and my compatriots look an awful lot like Aika Sugiyama, that deaf-and-dumb guy, and that surprisingly attractive chick that's always around him. Well, I'm here to debunk all of these rumors. I am Charcoal Lady. I am a warrior of Light, damnit! An--
Charcoal Lady yelps as the downed Princess Aika kicks her in the shin. Charcoal Lady looks down and says something, and Princess Aika pops her head up and shouts something quickly before falling dead again. Charcoal Lady looks down at her for a moment, puzzled, and then looks back out to the crowd, shrugging her shoulders.
[Charcoal Lady:] As I was saying; when I beat that evil, mask-wearing wench Akira Blaze for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship, I'll gladly defend that Light-Heavyweight Championship against the Champion of Justice. Princess Aika!
The crowd jeers Charcoal Lady as she looks back to see Princess Aika still laid out on the mat. After a moment, Charcoal Lady taps Princess Aika with her foot.
[Charcoal Lady:] Uh... if she wakes up, that is.
The Redhead Kelly hits, and the crowd reaction quickly turns for the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion, Akira Blaze. As she heads toward the ring, Charcoal Lady tries to drag Princess Aika out of the ring, enlisting the help of the referee as Akira enters the ring. Charcoal Lady and the referee get Princess Aika out of the ring and resting against the ring stairs, Charcoal Lady rushes back into the ring and attempts to attack Akira Blaze as she poses for the crowd, but Akira turns around as Charcoal Lady closes in, and Charcoal Lady quickly backpedals, falling on her butt and scrambling back to her corner before popping up in a defensive position.
[Visper:] PHAIL!
<<
Light-Heavyweight Championship Singles Match>>"Wicked" Charcoal Lady
vs.
Light-Heavyweight Champion Akira BlazeCharcoal Lady charges Akira again, but Blaze rebukes her with an elbow smash. The two trade pointless Irish whips, but that quickly ends with a ground cobra twist from Charcoal Lady which Akira kicks out almost immediately. Both are up, Charcoal Lady in control with a DDT. Suplex near the corner, Akira slides off but ends up sitting on the turnbuckle, and Charcoal Lady takes her down with a SUPER~ cyclone whip! Overhead belly-to-belly from Charcoal, follows up with a bearhug takedown, front facelock, Charcoal Lady pulls Blaze up and hits a neckbreaker. Leg drop across Blaze's neck, Charcoal starts stomping away, kicking Akira out of the corner. Charcoal Lady poses for the crowd, then exits the ring, getting snapped down by an o-soto-gari from Blaze. Bow and arrow backbreaker on the outside!! Akira Blaze is pissed!! Akira releases the hold at 6, pulls Charcoal Lady up, REVERSE DDT! Scoop slam on the outside, Charcoal Lady pops up, Blaze takes her down with a big lariat! Akira rolls Charcoal Lady back into the ring, covers, 1-count. Overhead belly-to-belly from Akira, pulls Charcoal Lady back up, lays in with a stiff kick. Charcoal Lady responds with her own, and the two begin trading kicks! Back-and-forth-and-back-- Charcoal Lady with a kick to Akira's face! Er, mask! Akira's not phased, and hits Charcoal Lady with a kick to her face in return! Charcoal Lady wobbles, off the ropes, Akira goes for a lariat but Charcoal Lady ducks-- Charcoal Lady with a jumping wheelkick to the back of Aikra's head! Charcoal Lady grounds the match, headlock takedown transition to a standing crossface, releases and heads to the ropes, flying heel kick to the rising Blaze.
Charcoal Lady pulls Blaze up, smacking her in a very unfriendly manner, small package from Charcoal Lady! One, tw-- kickout! Akira with a tiger DDT, pushes Charcoal Lady into the turnbuckle and starts laying into her with shoulder butts and chops-- BLAZE WITH A CALF BRANDING!!! KESA-GIRI CHOPS FROM BLAZE!! Pins; one, two-- Charcoal Lady kicks out!
Scoop slam from Blaze, and suddenly the lights go out! After a moment, a spotlight from the ceiling hits and lights up the red corner-- there's someone standing on it! It's the guy that was with Princess Aika and Charcoal Lady at SuperKickFest04! Another spotlight lights up Akira Blaze, she turns around, and the Mysterious Caped and Shaded Individual leaps from the turnbuckle and connects with a diving lariat! The spotlights go out again, leaving Akira Blaze laid out on the mat, and after a moment the house lights return! Charcoal Lady covers; one, two, NO!! NOT LIKE THIS!! THRE-- KICKOUT!!!!! BLAZE KICKED OUT!!!
Charcoal Lady can't believe it! She pulls Akira up and snapmares her, holding on to the back of Blaze's mask and starts laying in to Akira with a few soccer ball kicks. Charcoal Lady follows up with a dropkick to the back of Akira's neck! Akira starts getting back up, Charcoal Lady takes to the ropes, Blaze is up on a knee-- SHINING WIZARD FROM CHARCOAL LADY!! Charcoal Lady covers! One, two, thr-- KICKOUT!!
Blaze getting back up again, Charcoal Lady takes to the ropes again, Blaze on a knee-- JUMPING LARIAT FROM AKIRA BLAZE!! CHRIST!! Charcoal Lady didn't see THAT ONE comin' at all! Akira covers; one, two, three!!
Akira Blaze retains the
Light-Heavyweight Championship by pinfallTime: 20.29
Rating: 68% (omgwtf?)
Akira holds the Light-Heavyweight Championship high, celebrating her second straight title retention since winning the Cham-- PRINCESS AIKA WITH THE SURPRISE ATTACK FROM BEHIND!!
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! PRINCESS AIKA WAS PLAYIN' 'POSSUM! SHE WASN'T REALLY KNOCKED OUT BY CHARCOAL LADY!!
[Visper:] ¬_¬
[Jr.:] IT WAS A SET-UP! A BAH GAWD SET-UP!
[Visper:] Like hell. Princess Aika just happened to recover from Charcoal Lady's powerful attack right in time to attack Akira Blaze. That's not a set-up, it's just a coincidence!
Princess Aika starts to kick at Akira Blaze as she's down on the mat, using the ropes for leverage. Princess Aika grabs the Light-Heavyweight Championship and holds it above her head, as if she's just won the damn thing! She drops the belt down by Akira and then exits the ring, leaving the beaten bodies of Akira Blaze and her own Flash Senshi in the ring.
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