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Post by motosada on Dec 13, 2007 1:26:12 GMT -5
A new theme song kicks off Maelstrom. Out with the old, in with the Corrosion of Conformity! Clean My Wounds blasts through the Nameless Municipal Arena, with a nice set of pyro to kick off Maelstrom! We join our announce team, Visper Karr and Lann Avery, Jr., down at ringside. [Visper:] Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Maelstrom! I'm Visper Karr, and I'm back to save this broadcast table from boring. And it's great to be back, so long as my broadcast partner, Lann Avery, Jr., keeps his big trap shut. hahah! [Jr.:] Liar. [Visper:] Aaaand there we go. What now? [Jr.:] You said I'd get cake at the end of the show! There was no cake! The cake is a lie! [Visper:] Funny... I don't remember saying what show... [Jr.:] CAKE! LIE! [Visper:] And now that we've got that out of the way, it's time for our first match! Tuxedo Kazen will be taking on Evan Divine, and this will be Evan Divine's first official match as a New Damage Prowrestling superstar after his victory over Jakob Furis at Tribulation. [Jr.:] I bet it was delicious and moist cake, too... [Visper:] ... Uh, right. And, uh... -clears throat- Tuxedo Kazen will be accompanied to the ring by The Charcoal Lady, whom has a really large umbrella. Evan Divine emerges from backstage, he raises his arms triumphantly then looks upward he erupts in a flurry of movement and excitement for the crowds approval. With his status solidified he continues yelling obscenities and giving high five to various fans on his way down to the ring, snatching a mic from the announce table and running and sliding under the ropes.
Divine clears his throat readying to address the crowd. [Divine:] Verily I say, I am truly awed, amazed, and astonished; awed of my recent accomplishment of securing my spot in the NDP, amazed at how well of a greeting you fans are giving me, and astonished at the thought that we’ve made it! After years of blood, sweat, and tears were here, at the epicenter, at New Damage Professional Wrestling! Crowd pop. [Divine:] And as I begin to walk down this new road of life, every step I take is one step further than I have ever stepped. And believe me when I say each step will be carefully placed and meticulously planned, one by one, until the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship is at my feet! Divine looks on intently at the crowd his eyes flaming with passion. [Divine:] Tonight you witness the rebirth of Evan Divine, born again to be a hero, a champion! Tonight I make a stand. Divine raises his hand to the applause of the crowd. He hands the mic off and stands in the center of the ring, ready for his opponent, who's entrance was guessed half-correctly by Visper. Instead of coming down to the ring accompanied by The Charcoal Lady, Tuxedo Kazen doesn't appear. The Charcoal Lady enters the arena, toting that rather large parasol on her shoulder almost like a standard, walking down the ring as if it were her match up next. She enters the ring and shoo's Divine away so she can stand in the center, and the arena lights cut out. After a moment, a spotlight clicks on, aimed at the red corner, and Tuxedo Kazen stands atop the turnbuckle, rose in hand and cape flowing behind him. He poses on the corner for a moment before backflipping off, the lights magically restored as he lands. [Jr.:] Well, that was... [Visper:] Hasn't he been doing this entrance the whole time? I mean... Hasn't he? I forget. It's been awhile. [moto note: I GET THE PICTURE!! LONG TIME BETWEEN SHOWS! GOTCHA!] [Jr.:] I... Let's just say he has. [Visper:] Yeah. Tuxedo Kazen tosses the rose nonchalantly into the crowd, earning a bit of a grimace from The Charcoal Lady, and Tuxedo takes off his cape and jacket, handing them to a ringside attendant. Charcoal exits the ring and the bell... rings. Seriously? There's no better way for me to say that? Sigh. <<Singles Match>>
Tuxedo Kazen (w/ The Charcoal Lady)
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Evan Divine[Referee:] Joe Brown Evan Divine was really fired up for this one, rocking Tuxedo Kazen early with some quick striking offense, but Tuxedo Kazen was really on his game tonight. Divine tried to score a couple quick roll-ups, but learned quickly that the same tactic he used against Jakob Furis at Tribulation wasn't going to work against the future Prince of the Provincial Holy Grounds, or wherever the hell Tuxedo Kazen is from. Try as he might, Evan Divine just wasn't able to get himself into gear fast enough to get back into the match after he missed a lariat and got nailed by a nasty jumping Baba chop from Tux, followed immediately by Tuxedo Kazen's SPARKING! Kick [Shining Enzuigiri].
Tuxedo Kazen would more-or-less stay in control for the remainder of this short, fast-paced match, picking up the win with the Kamenbomb [Tiger Driver '05] for a change, instead of getting pinned himself when he tried for it. Tuxedo Kazen wins by pinfall
Time: 8:14 As Tuxedo Kazen and The Charcoal Lady celebrate in the ring, with Evan Divine getting up and looking disappointed as he realizes that he's lost, they're cut off as Jakob Furis walks out to ringside. He is adorned in full vampire regalia and his long flowing cape could trick a fool into thinking Furis is "gliding" down the ramp. He has a microphone in hand. [Furis:] Evan Divine! All I have heard for the last week is that you pulled off the UNTHINKABLE! The entire vestling vorld is shocked that you stole a victory from the mighty vampire Furis! But as you just vound out, you can not vest on your laurels! All you have done is make me more angry! And so your blood vill flow more freely from my fangs!
Yes, your time will come soon. Sooner then you think! And it will come at a show foolishly named for you - Ascension! That is vight, I challenge you, the "Divine" one, to face me in a vematch on that show!
Only this time, things vill be different. You vill not steal a quick vin when I am not veady! No, because I vant you in a match vhwere one can only vin by making the other give up! A voll-up is one thing, but making a vampire give up is impossible! I feel no pain! I am invincible!
And I vant the pleasure of making the Divine one GIVE UP his eternal throne to ME at Ascension! Only one of us can vise through NDP in 2008, and it VILL be me! Furis then sharply turns around and begins valking...walking back up the ramp. However, he manages to trip on his cape and stumbles for a few feet until he goes flying head-first through the curtain. [Visper:] Oh, maaaan. After hearing that challenge, I think I need to get myself a match for Ascension just so I won't have to sit through one of Jakob Furis'. -- Commercial break -- As VNV Nation's Carbon hits the PA, Adam Galcian leads ARMADA down to the ring, including their newest member. They all enter the ring, and Belleza grabs a mic while Galcian and Ramirez stand on either side of the new guy. [Belleza:] Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce to you to the newest member of the ARMADA. This man... Dramatic point toward new guy. [Belleza:] ...is the "Blue Drake", Ivan Vigoro, and he is a perfect example of the strength that ARMADA possesses. And that is a lesson that Mr. E has chosen to learn the hard way. You see, Mr. E was given a wonderful opportunity, a beautiful opportunity, to join the ARMADA. But Mr. E underestimated us. Mr. E underestimated our strength. Mr. E underestimated our resourcefulness. And above all, Mr. E overestimated his importance. I doubt it ever crossed Mr. E's mind that the ARMADA would've already added to its ranks, that maybe we didn't need Mr. E's strength as bad as we said we did. And for his defiance, for his arrogance, for his thoughtlessness, Mr. E paid on Outbreak. The ARMADA is stronger than it has ever been before. The "Blue Drake" Vigoro adds a new source of pure, brute strength to our ranks and will further our domination of the world of professional wrestling. And while Mr. E has already begun to learn that lesson, the so-called "$32,500 Man", Jason Wesley, will be the next. The ARMADA can not be stopped. The ARMADA will not be stopped! And we will gladly eliminate any obstacles in our way! Cold's Remedy hits the PA to bring down Jason Wesley. He walks toward the ring, waiting to get too close until he sees that his opponent's lackeys have left the squared circle before he himself enters. He stares at Galcian before taking a moment to play to the crowd, and the bell rings to start this one off. <<Singles Match>>
Adam Galcian (w/ ARMADA) vs.
"The $32,500 Man" Jason Wesley[Referee:] Christopher Speil This match could've easily been the main event. Even I don't know why it's this early on the card, and I'm the one that books the damn shows! These guys brought the technical, putting on a match that's quite different that we're used to seeing in NDP.
The two began with strikes - kicks, chops, the occasional headbutt from Galcian, but Jason quickly started working over the arm and shoulder of Galcian with armwringers and elbows, before a takedown led to a sitting hammer-kimura lock, which Galcian resisted but certainly felt the effects of before moving his legs around and flipping over out of the hold, grabbing Jason's arm and tossing him with an armdrag-like move. Both popped up, Jason charged and got hip tossed for his efforts. Back up, Japanese arm drag from Galcian. Jason again charging in, Galcian with a drop toe hold and he transitions quickly into an STF, which he's able to keep applied for just a moment until JW is able to break it.
The two would continue trading holds throughout the entire match - sometimes literally, as one would escape a hold only to put the other in the exact move in a show of "anything you can do, I can do better!" - neither man really able to edge the other out. Between cavelnarias, jujigatames, suplexes, powerbombs, lariats-- the whole gaumt of each man's arsenal, it stayed even up until Galcian's cronies decided to get involved. They stayed well-behaved until about eleven minutes into the match when Galcian went for his Hydra [Reverse Tombstone Piledriver], as Ramirez and Belleza worked together with nice timing, Ramirez distracting the ref and Belleza sliding a chair into the ring for Galcian to drive Jason Wesley's head into. In a bit of unusual showmanship from Adam Galcian, he mounted the turnbuckle and nailed a rather nice looking elbow drop, landing for the pin and nearly picking up the victory as Jason kicked out at a very close 2.99995.
The fight would move outside the ring briefly, with Jason nearly picking up the win via count-out after a nice snap suplex on the concrete left Galcian reeling, but he was helped back into the ring by ARMADA. Jason quickly went to slap on the Udehishigi, but Ramirez and Belleza again on the apron to distract the referee left Galcian tapping with no relief from the referee. Jason released the hold, ran toward Belleza, whom quickly hopped off the apron before any harm could be done to her. Not so lucky was Ramirez, who was tossed into the ring and received a Wrist Clutch Exploder for his time! Jason turned around, right into Galcian's Rolling Valuan Hell [Rolling Olympic Hell 0]! Galcian cinched in the Rolling Valuan Hell with great pressure, but Jason was able to get some locomotion in, rolling over and pinning Galcian with while the "Zealot" still had the RVH applied! Jason Wesley wins by pinfall
Time: 21:47 Galcian released the Rolling Valuan Hell as the bell rang, in disbelief at what just happened. Jason exited the ring as far away from ARMADA as he could get, because while he might be brave, he's also smarter than to put himself in a situation where he'd end up like Mr. E on Outbreak. Galcian fumes, before yelling at the rest of ARMADA, wondering where they were to prevent something like that from happening. -- Commercial break --
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Post by motosada on Jan 8, 2008 17:16:10 GMT -5
[Visper:] Up next is a big Light-Heavyweight division match, as the so-called "Queen of Professional Wrestling", the one-and-only Kaori NiGHT, takes on a long-time rival in Akira Blaze. [Jr.:] These two've had some wars in the past, mostly in the C-CWA, and have even had some amazing matches over Championships themselves. But in this match, they'll be fighting just for a shot at a Championship; the Light-Heavyweight Championship, to be specific. [Visper:] These two both have a lot going on, but they're quite capable of keeping one more duck in a row. Two of NDP's top-ranked Light-Heavyweights're about to throw down, so get your drinks during the entrances and get ready to park your butts for the action! Akira Blaze makes her way to the ring with her usual lack of flair. Just like herself, very straightforward, and directly opposed to Kaori NiGHT, who comes out to insanely loud music, big pyro, and wrestles with all the flair that you would expect from a HUGE International Pop Star. Kaori enters the ring and she stares down her storied opponent. <<Light-Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Singles Match>>
"Too Hot" Akira Blaze
vs.
"The Queen of Pro Wrestling" Kaori NiGHT[Referee:] Corrine Whal The two potential contenders for the Light Heavyweight Championship did absolutely zero holding back, both going for broke from the second the bell rang. Punches, chops, kicks, suplexes, DDT's, everything was fair game as Kaori NiGHT and Akira Blaze continued to escalate arms against each other, but neither of them were able to solidly take control of the match in the opening five or six minutes. A big tiger DDT from Akira started to swing things in her favor though, and she began leveling Kaori with hard kicks and some of her trademark nasty back drops and lariats. Akira would keep the momentum going her way until Kaori NiGHT came off the ropes from an Irish whip with a flying forearm into her Flashback [Sleeper Drop]. Kaori with the NiGHTsault for a near fall, and NiGHT would continue the aerial assault against Akira Blaze with a flipping missile dropkick. A throwback with the NiGHT's Crest [Complete Dust] from NiGHT for another near fall. Kaori pulls Akira up, but Akira with a chop to the head and a headbutt sends Kaori packing outside the ring. Akira to the ropes, springboard plancha!!1 No! Kaori moved out of the way! Kaori quickly on the apron, Asai moonsault from NiGHT as Blaze is back to her feet! Kaori rolls back into the ring, taking a bit of a breather until Akira makes her way back in at 17.
Kaori back on the attack with a Russian legsweep facebuster. Akira returns fire with the Jumping DDT. Kaori steps up the attack with her Crescendo [Original Brainbuster]. Akira goes for the Deadly Heat [Deadly Back Drop], but Kaori flips off her shoulders, spins Akira around for the Northern NiGHTS Suplex [Northern Lights Fisherman Suplex] for the three! Kaori NiGHT wins by pinfall
Time: 18:30 [Visper:] What a match! Kaori and Akira brought the fight, and kept doing all they could to one-up each other, and just like that, Kaori NiGHT is in line to face 50CENTAVOS for the Light-Heavyweight Championship on the next Maelstrom! [Jr.:] Akira Blaze put up a hell of a fight, as she always does, but tonight, Kaori NiGHT was just a bit too much for the former Light-Heavyweight Champion. No doubt these two's paths will cross again, but the next time, the stakes might be even higher! After Kaori's hand is raised by the ref, she approaches Akira Blaze and extends her hand. Akira accepts, and Kaori raises her hand as a show of respect. -- Commercial break -- New Damage Prowrestling Maelstrom is brought to you by Aperture Science, Inc. - "Courage is Not the Absence of Fear". --Back from commercial-- [Visper:] The Light-Heavyweight Champion, 50CENTAVOS, continues his title reign after his partner-in-crime, Toby Yoyo, helped him defeat Akira Blaze at Tribulation, and we know that at the next Maelstrom he'll be facing Kaori NiGHT for the Light-Heavyweight Championship. But tonight, he'll be facing a relative newcomer, a man we haven't seen in the ring in some time, Paradigm. [Jr.:] Paradigm first made his appearance in NDP during the Outbreak:Evolution Light-Heavyweight Championship tournament that lead up to the big Evolution.R event about two years back, representing Pro-Wrestling WILD, and apparently liked what he saw. He's only wrestled here a couple times since, but he's got a big match tonight against the Light-Heavyweight Champion. [Visper:] He just needs to be careful, because Toby Yoyo is gonna be at ringside. <<Singles Match>>
Light-Heavyweight Champion 50CENTAVOS (w/ Toby Yoyo) vs.
Paradigm[Referee:] Frederick Awale Referee Frederick Awale is quick to have 50CENTAVOS remove his bulletproof vest, not wanting a repeat of what happened at Tribulation. FIDDY is reluctant to give it up, stating it's just part of his outfit, but Awale's not hearing any of it, and FIDDY finally gives in, removing the jacket. The bell rings, and Paradigm is quick on the attack, alternating between kicks and elbows to keep 50CENTAVOS off-balanced and unsure of what's coming next. A cheap rake of the eyes stops Paradigm, allowing FIDDY to start on the attack, delivering some nasty elbows directly to the face of Paradigm. In fact, most of 50's offense here seemed to center around messing up Paradigm's face. I don't know why, but with every strike, FIDDY seemed to be attacking Paradigm's meal ticket.
Ref Frederick Awale got physically involved on a couple occasions, basically just stopping 50CENTAVOS' nastier attacks on Paradigm, including a situation where FIDDY had mounted Paradigm and was laying in with some nasty pointed elbows to the face of Paradigm.
Paradigm kept valiantly fighting back, really just doing whatever he could at times to keep himself afloat. A punch or kick here, a DDT or suplex there, Paradigm's mentality seemed to go from "win" to "survive", and the interference of Toby Yoyo didn't help matters, as a big northern lights suplex had 50CENTAVOS pinned for the three, easily, but Awale was trying to keep Toby from getting in the ring and didn't see it.
Toby Yoyo would only get involved one more time in the match, at its end, after 50CENTAVOS went for a hurricanrana only to get powerbombed so hard one of his shoes popped off! Paradigm nearly picked up the upset pinfall, but Yoyo charged into the ring and kicked him in the back of the head, instead giving Paradigm a disqualification victory! Paradigm wins by disqualification
Time: 16:40 50CENTAVOS rolls out of the ring as the bell sounds, and Yoyo stands in the corner, waiting for Paradigm to get to his feet, and the light-heavyweight slowly does, Yoyo charges and nearly cuts Paradigm in half with a nasty Spear! [Jr.:] BAH GAWD! TOBY YOYO JUST TORE PARADIGM IN HALF WITH THAT SPEAR! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?!? [Visper:] Whatever the reason, this is twice in as many matches that Toby Yoyo has gone and attacked 50CENTAVOS' opponents! I understand wanting to help FIDDY keep the Light-Heavyweight Championship, but not like this! [Jr.:] Well, when Paradigm wakes up - if he wakes up - let him know that the name of the bus that hit him was "Toby Yoyo"! -- Commercial break -- |
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Post by motosada on Jan 8, 2008 17:18:05 GMT -5
[Visper:] Our main event match tonight features two wrestlers that last got their hands on each other at FORSAKEN - a rematch of sorts between former NDP Champion Matt Shane and Mr. E. [Jr.:] Matt Shane and Mr. E actually gave us a pair of wars at FORSAKEN, as the first and last parts of the Rolling Two-Falls Match for the NDP Championship. Mr. E came out ahead during their first encounter, but Matt Shane managed to defeat Mr. E the second time around to retain the NDP Championship. [Visper:] Since Matt Shane lost the NDP Championship at Tribulation, you gotta know he hasn't been in the best of moods, especially given how he lost the match. And even though Mr. E has been on a bit of a rocky road for the past while, you gotta know that either man is looking at this match as a way to get themselves back into direct contention for the NDP Championship. [Jr.:] Yeah, for sure. Matt Shane almost certainly wants a rematch for the title, and Mr. E knows that a win over the former NDP Champion will gloss over his loss to Jason Wesley at Tribulation. <<Singles Match>>
Matt Shane
vs.
"Violence Tenor" Mr. E[Referee:] Christopher Speil Mr. E and Matt Shane really took the fight to each other, but Mr. E did just a bit more, with an obvious fire burning in those masked eyes after what transpired the last time he was in the ring. Mr. E kept backing Matt Shane up, forcing the former NDP Champion to stay out of arm's reach, and Mr. E made this very difficult for Matt. Matt got caught early with a tackle into the corner and Mr. E delivered some nasty shoulder butts to Matt's midsection until backing up at the ref's behest. [Visper:] Very effective strategy here from Mr. E; those shoulder butts drive the breath out of Matt Shane's lungs and take away some of that precious stamina very early on. Matt Shane needs to wrap this one up quick, unless he's going to get very fatigued very fast. Matt and Mr. E traded blows, with neither man really edging the other at, so they took to the ropes, Mr. E being the first to score successfully with a shoulder block to knock Matt to the mat. Shane got back up, took to the ropes, lariat attempt gets him nothing. Matt tries to up the game against Mr. E by going aerial, but his first attempt was anything but successful as Mr. E catches a cross body block and throws Matt overhead with a fallaway slam. Mr. E follows up quickly with the Canadian Hammer, and pins; one, two-- flat two!
Mr. E tries to get Matt to his feet, but Matt delivers blows to Mr. E's midsection, and then tackles him into the corner, returning Mr. E's favor with shoulder butts before backing off and stomping Mr. E down into the corner! Matt Shane takes to the ropes, and charges back, hitting a basement dropkick right to the mask of Mr. E, and Matt has enough speed going that he slides right through the ropes and lands on the outside! Matt plays to the cheers of the crowd, and then hops back on the apron. Mr. E makes it back to his feet, Matt spins him around and springs over the ropes, catching Mr. E with a springboard swinging DDT! No! Mr. E throws Matt off, and Mr. E absolutely smashes Matt with a lariat! Matt takes a moment to get up, and Mr. E scoops him up for the Mammoth Buster; one, two, thr-- kickout!  [Jr.:] BAH GAWD! That mammoth buster from Mr. E is a brutal move! I don't see how anybody could kick out of it! I know I sure couldn't! Mr. E continues to work on Matt Shane, Irish whipping him into the corner and delivering that big body splash. Mr. E pulls Matt back onto his shoulders, maybe for another mammoth buster, but Matt rolls Mr. E into a rolling prawn hold; one, two, thr-- kickout!
Matt Shane with a toe kick to Mr. E, standing headscissors, Matt Shane with a powerbomb-- no, a black tiger bomb from Matt Shane! One, two, thre-- KICKOUT!  [Visper:] WOW! I can't recall seeing Matt Shane ever using that move, but he seemed to do it pretty effectively! Being able to powerbomb Mr. E is no small feat, but that was a pretty difficult move to try! And--- Wait, what's that? [Jr.:] I think it's... [Visper:] Aw, jeeze! Someone get these her out of here! "Her"? Oh, Visper must mean the member of ARMADA that is making her way to the ring; Erica Belleza. Neither Matt Shane nor Mr. E seem to've noticed her yet, and Matt Shane Irish whips Mr. E to the ropes, but Mr. E nails him with a hell of a lariat! Matt's getting back up slowly, Mr. E off the ropes again, but Belleza trips him up, and Mr. E turns around to face her-- Matt sees an opportunity and a school boy from Matt; one, two, three!!   Matt Shane wins by pinfall
Time: 13:51 [Visper:] And thanks to ARMADA, Matt Shane is able to pick up the win here against Mr. E! Not to knock Matt Shane, because I know that what he did was simply instinct, but Belleza's influence here was completely unnecessary! [Jr.:] I agree with ya there. This whole thing between ARMADA and Mr. E is starting to get crazy. I mean, what do they hope to prove? That the four of them can beat up the one of him, or just cost him a couple matches? It's damn near bullying! [Visper:] And I know that Mr. E is a grown-ass man and can take care of his own business, but this is just ridiculous. I guess, in ARMADA's eyes, "power in numbers" gives them power to do whatever they want. Matt Shane stands in the middle of the ring, staring at the same thing that's caught in Mr. E's gaze; Belleza. The red-head is walking backward toward the entryway, and simply gives the two of them an innocent shrug, as if she weren't involved at all. -- Commercial break -- We come back from commercial to see the ring once again all dolled up with red velvet, plenty of golden streamers and all that noise, "olde English"-style music playing over the PA, and in the center of it all, Zachary Valentine standing beside the pedestal that, at Outbreak, was unceremoniously thrown from the ring by Mr. E. You can tell it's the same one, because there's tape all over the glass display box on top of it, trying to keep it in one piece. Inside the display box, however, is something that wasn't there on Outbreak; the NDP Championship. [Zachary:] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Champion Coronation Ceremony for the new - and greatest - New Damage Prowrestling Champion in history; "The Living Venus", Colleen. More fancy music begins to play over the PA, but after a moment transitions into a new song - Liberate Me by Shocknina. "The Living Venus" Colleen slowly enters the arena, a large smile on her face, a small tiara on her head, and her arm still in a sling. She confidently strolls down to the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Colleen makes it up to the apron and Zachary holds the ropes open for her to step in. Colleen stands in the middle of the ring, on the opposite side of the podium from Zachary, and Zachary opens his yap some more. [Zachary:] Colleen, "The Living Venus". At the Tribulation SuperCard Event, you defeated Matt Shane for the New Damage Prowrestling Championship. It is my pleasure, and the pleasure of every single person in attendance tonight-- The crowd boos, and Zachary is very annoyed by their reaction. After a moment, he clears his throat and continues. [Zachary:] It is my pleasure, and the pleasure of every single person in attendance tonight, to officially award you the New Damage Prowrestling Championship! May the reign of "The Living Venus" be long and fruitful! The crowd boos some more, and Zachary opens the display on the pedestal and removes the NDP Championship, showing it off to the crowd before he places it around the hips of Colleen, buckling it so it sits just right. Zachary then picks his mic back up and hands it to "The Living Venus". [Colleen:] The NDP Championship. It's beautiful, isn't it. But its beauty only enhances that of "The Living Venus", and is proof that I was destined for gold. And I can see it in all your faces; none of you thought that I would defeat Matt Shane for the NDP Championship. Not at FORSAKEN. Not at Tribulation. Not ever! I feel... vindicated. This is a victory that has eluded me my entire life, but now that I have this beautiful weight, this Championship gold, around my waist, I know that my years of being outcast from my family, that the years I struggled to make a name for myself while boss moto tried to keep me from the NDP Championship, all the pain and suffering, the blood and tears, the hard work... every single bit of it has absolutely been worth it. This is the beginning of the Era of "The Living Venus", ladies and gentlemen. I am the NDP Champion, and I am going to stay the NDP Champion for a VERY long time. And it's going to take more than some... some blue-haired punk to--- At that very moment, Battery storms the PA, and the former NDP Champion, Matt Shane, makes his appearance. Both Colleen and Zachary Valentine are mortified at the interruption, and Colleen begins to yell as best she can over the music as Matt Shane powerwalks to the ring. [Colleen:] Get out of here! You're ruining my life! I'm allergic to you ruining my life! Matt goes to slide into the ring, but thinks better of it after seeing the velvet lining. Instead, he hops up the stairs and enters normally, going up to Colleen and snatching the microphone out of her hand. [Matt:] Well, now, Colleen, let me just say... Congratulations on winning the NDP Championship! You bested me! I mean, what can I say? The woman's got a helluva right! Alright, I'm just gonna cut the crap, Colleen; I haven't exactly had the best year, what with the fact that I lost TWO top titles over the course of about six months. I don't know who you think I am, but I don't just give up after losing. You may think you've won, and that it's all over, but I won't go down that easily. I want my rematch. I deserve my rematch. Only this time, I got nothing to lose. Colleen and Zachary stare at Matt Shane for a moment, stunned, but then they both start laughing at the former NDP Champion! Colleen finds it necessary to stagger over to the ropes and hang on them to keep herself up. That doesn't sit well with Matt Shane, who's face turns quite sour, but "The Living Venus" manages to regain her composure and she grabs the microphone from Matt. [Colleen:] Oh, that's good... Oh... You're a funny guy, Matt Shane. You just expect me to hand over a rematch to you? Just like that? Just because you're all mopey now? You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering whining wuss of a wrestler! Why don't you be a good boy and earn yourself a rematch like a real-- [  :] Ahem. Hm. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM! From the entryway comes Jason Wesley, rubbing his adam's apple to help clear his throat as he walks toward the ring. What does that do, anyway? I see people do it all that time... Anyway, he enters the ring, facing both Colleen and Matt, still rubbing his throat as if he's pained to talk. [Jason:] Sorry to interrupt this scintillating bit of conversation, but I couldn't help overhearing Papa Smurf say that he " deserves a rematch"... Matt starts to respond, but Jason quickly raises a hand to cut him off. [Jason:] No, I get it. You're the former champion. Contractually obligated, blah blah... and hey, on top of all that, you've got cool blue hair! Jason looks through the crowd for affirmation, finally shrugging in resignation. [Jason:] Fine... but it is blue... OH SNAP! [Jason:] Anyway, my problem is with that d-word you threw out there... "Deserve". Just exactly what is it that you think you deserve? I heard you say rematch, but that CAN'T be right. Dude. You lost... to a girl. Colleen obviously takes offense to that, but by now, Jason's taken the reins of this little chat, and nobody's takin' them back. He holds up his hand again, to keep her at bay for the time being. [Jason:] Cool your jets honey... believe me, I'll have plenty more to say about you in just a second. But right now, I'm explaining to ol' Blue how he lost to a GIRL. How he's an embarrassment to our gender. How he's not only lost his Championship, but his man card, his manhood, and quite frankly.... he doesn't even deserve his man parts. It's dudes like you that make me ashamed sometimes to have a scrotum! So I say, contract, schmontract! You're a loser, and you're done here. Because I say so. And I'll give you this one and only opportunity to step aside, before I put you to the side. Without even taking a breath, Jason pivots and points and accusing finger right in Colleen's face. [Jason:] NOW it's your turn. See, I wouldn't normally have anything against you. You come off as a bit abrasive to me, but from what I can tell that kinda just runs in your family. I have no reason whatsoever to dislike you. But, there's a problem. And, what I've come back here to NDP to do... is to solve those problems. So, by presenting problems, you become my problem, and that's a real problem for you. Tense staring~ [Jason:] In actuality, your problem is threefold, which is what makes you my top priority. See, first off, you're wearing shoes. And I know you're thinkin', "Yeah, so?" but bear with me here, I'm goin' somewhere with this. 'Cause not only are you wearing shoes, but I don't see any child-bearing hips anywhere. How's the race going to continue, if you don't stop playing around and start doing your JOB, huh? Hm? I hope you guys see where I'm going with this... I feel like I'm layin' an egg. [Jason:] But most importantly... I don't see no apron! I'm hungry! I want a sammich! Or maybe some pancakes, bacon and some egggggggsssssss-uh! (<3 Michael Strahan) Have you seen those kids in Rwanda with their little swollen bellies?! Does that not move you? Don't you think you could do a lot more good going over there to cook them a hot meal instead of parading around in spandex trying to fondle dudes? Honestly, what kind of human being are you? There is a reason God gave headship of the house to a man! All he asked you to do was support-- As if to continue the night of 1,000 cut-offs, Rocket Science hits the PA, and moto makes his way out onto the entrance stage, mic in hand. [motosada:] Okay, okay, enough. You're all just beating around the bush now. Let me see if I can't cut to the chase here. Jason, you want a title match, right? Jason looks peeved at being cut-off, but nods. [motosada:] And Matt, you want a title match, right? Matt nods as well. [motosada:] Okay, then. See how easy that was? Now that that's settled... moto stares right down the aisle at Colleen. [motosada:] Colleen, when you walked out of the arena on Outbreak, I felt personally insulted. Now, I understand that you're injured, that's fine, but I know that you'll be better by the next Maelstrom. And at that Maelstrom, I believe I'm going to take your suggestion to heart; I'm going to give both Matt Shane and Jason Wesley the opportunity to face you at Ascension for the NDP Championship. But not by having them face each other, Colleen; by having them face you. moto does a very dramatic, Phoenix Wright -OBJECTION!-styled point down toward Colleen. Both Colleen's and Zachary's eyes go wide, unsure of what to think at that last statement. [motosada:] Next Maelstrom, Colleen, you'll be facing Matt Shane in a non-title match. And the Maelstrom after, you'll be facing Jason Wesley in a non-title match. If you can defeat them both, you'll be allowed to choose your own challenger for the NDP Championship at Ascension. But if you can't beat both of them, then at Ascension, you'll be defending the NDP Championship against both of them in a Triple Threat Match. Colleen is enraged at the announcement, yelling down the entrance ramp at moto, tearing apart the golden decorations for the Champion Coronation Ceremony, even knocking over the pedestal and breaking it again. Jason Wesley and Matt Shane stare at each other, and Matt Shane suddenly strikes, Superkick to Colleen! Colleen walked right into it! Matt Shane stares at the downed Colleen for a moment, and as Zachary Valentine drops to her aid, the former NDP Champion stares toward Jason Wesley, the two locking gazes again as the show fades out. © 2008, New Damage Prowrestling |
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