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Post by motosada on Dec 12, 2006 0:17:25 GMT -5
<<Singles Dark Match>>
Tani (w/ Kazen) (O) vs (X) Diva Dynamite
Circle of Sin pinfall, 17:42 This very competitive match started out fairly even, with Tani and Diva going move-for-move, and Diva even came close to hitting her finisher, the Dynamite Crusher, on Tani, but instead was thrown across the ring. This one kept even the whole way through, neither Tani nor Diva able to get more than near-falls off some high-impact moves (Tani's Clipped Wings [Pyramid Driver] and Diva's Michinoku driver, mostly). Diva managed to apply her Figure Four Leg Lock, but Tani was able to roll it over, getting to the ropes to force a rope break. Late into the match, Diva Dynamite actually managed to hit a rapid succession of her "biggest moves" - the Superstar Elbow, the high-speed inside cradle, and another Michinoku driver - but still to no success, whereas Tani found herself unable to score the pinfall with aerial offense, busting out the Circle of Sin [Cross-arm German Suplex] for the first time in awhile to get the win. <<Singles Dark Match>>
Adam Galcian (w/ ARMADA) (X) vs (O) Trent "Trauma" Kasta
Spinal Tap pinfall, 15:15 This match was certainly a big stylistic mesh, as the old-school shoot-wrestling style of the Dungeon-taught Adam Galcian went against the more modern mixed-martial arts stylings of Trent Kasta. Kasta has been on edge already as of late, and seemed quite bothered by the presence of Erica Belleza and Ramirez on the outside, and the two of them used that to their advantage, often diverting the referee's attentions during critical moments for Kasta, as he and Galcian absolutely tore each other up during this match. Galcian, already in a mindset to target the necks and backs of his opponents, found that to be a doubly-effective course of action, given that Trauma has a surgically-repaired neck. Kasta gave Galcian no quarter, however, as the two often kept this one on the ground, trading submission holds and attacks back-and-forth. When they would start engaging in stand-up striking, Kasta had a definite upper-hand, until either Belleza or Ramirez interjected themselves or Galcian came in with a headbutt to rattle Kasta long enough to go back to the mat. Unfortunately for Galcian, it was Belleza and Ramirez' interference that would lead to his defeat here. Galcian was going for the wild bomb, but Kasta reversed, leading Belleza and Ramirez to hop on the apron "just in case", but the referee shooed them away just as Kasta hit Galcian with his Spinal Tap [Orange Crush Jackknife], and the ref turned right around to make the 3-count.  All the usual glitz and pyro and loud music that accompanies an episode of Maelstrom hits, and we head to ringside with Lann Avery, Jr.. [Jr.:] Welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Lann Avery, Jr. flyin' solo here tonight, as my broadcast partner, Visper Karr, will actually be competing tonight, so she's spending all the time she can to prepare for her match tonight. I'm a bit happy at that, because she's always so mean to me! I wonder if it'll be the same at Tribulation, because that'd be great! Evan Divine is already in the ring as Paradigm begins his way down to the ring. [Jr.:] Now, one interesting thing about this match is that it was actually supposed to take place on the last edition of Maelstrom, but was delayed because officials weren't ready to let this kid Evan Divine wrestle after having his nose busted up as bad as it was by Roselyn Pride. I do gotta say that, even after that nasty an injury by Roselyn Pride, Evan Divine is showing a lot of chutzpah here by wanting another shot at joining NDP's roster. Or he's just too dumb to give up. We'll have to see. <<Singles Match>>
Paradigm
vs.
Evan DivineReferee: Frederick Awale Despite being mangled at the hands of Roselyn Pride just two shows ago, Divine was far from anxious in this match, taking the fight to Paradigm and rolling with the punches the whole way through. Divine started off strong, pulling Paradigm into a couple of tough spot submission maneuvers, but Paradigm able to escape and pick up the pace with quick takedowns and an emphasis on Irish whips, clipping the leg of Divine to start wearing down the legs with varied strikes and stretches. Divine started gaining steam but Paradigm was quick to cut him off, using quick pinning combinations and an overly-flashy frog splash to nearly get the three. A toss to the outside bought Paradigm a moment to catch his breath, Divine coming back in for more abuse, getting Irish whipped left-and-right and pretty punished. Divine started a big comeback with a nasty Yakuza kick that nearly ripped Paradigm's flesh off his skull, but in hitting that Yakuza kick he put all his weight on a bum leg and collapsed, giving Paradigm the opportunity to lock in the Sickle Hold for the tap-out. Paradigm wins by submission
Time: 11.50 Fade to the backstage area. Princess Aika sits in a chair - perhaps the fabled Chair of Remembrance - with her head in her hands. Charcoal Lady comes up to her, trying to comfort the young Flash Kingdom princess. [Charcoal Lady:] Hey, you. What's wrong? [Princess Aika:] -sobbing- I'm a faaaiiiiilure! [Charcoal Lady:] Hey... hey... no. You're doing... you're doin' good. [Princess Aika:] I couldn't save Kristin Blade from the EvilVerse, I couldn't save Akira Blaze from the EvilVerse, and now, I can't even get Akira Blaze to help us! [Charcoal Lady:] Didn't the Chair help you? [Princess Aika:] Noooo... And I don't know why! Everything seems to be coming apart! [Charcoal Lady:] Well... have you tried just talking to her, or maybe showing her that you're serious about teaming up, and not just trying to lure her into a clever trap? Princess Aika jumps up! [Princess Aika:] That's brilliant! Amazing! Why didn't I think of that?!? Before Charcoal Lady can reply, Princess Aika speeds off, running toward Akira's locker room, leaving Charcoal Lady in her dust. [Charcoal Lady:] ...Um... Princess Aika? ... Akira Blaze's locker room is the other way... Charcoal Lady shrugs as Princess Aika fades off into the distance. --Commercial break--
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Post by motosada on Dec 12, 2006 0:17:51 GMT -5
[Jr.:] Now, if you've watched NDP programming for any length of time, I'm sure I don't need to tell you about the absolute amount of crazy involved when dealing with a young lady in our next match; Roselyn Pride. This young woman has done everything from brutally attack her opponents, to kidnapping, to knocking them out and putting them in giant teddy bear outfits. Odd stuff, and she seems to just get worse and worse with each passing day. Girl has some odd relationships, too, the least of which is that with Trent "Trauma" Kasta, whom she'll be facing in a Falls Count Anywhere match at Tribulation. And, as if that weren't enough, if Roselyn Pride wins, she'll gain full control over Trent's contract here in NDP, basically meaning that if he doesn't do what she says, she can fire him at her whim. But, on the other hand, if Trauma should win, he'll be permitted by NDP management to file a restraining order on Pride, effectively keeping her from being in the arena at the same time with him. And, now that the exposition for this match is done, let's watch as Roselyn Pride stalks her prey in this young lady visiting us here, Nina Edogawa, who I don't seem to know anything about, except that she's wearing a shiny pink outfit. <<Singles Match>>
"Mistress" Roselyn Pride
vs.
Nina EdogawaReferee: Christopher Speil "Who is Nina Edogawa," you may be asking. She's the stain left on the mat after Roselyn Pride was done with this match. Seriously. She was cute and spunky and all, but Roselyn just tore her to hell and back, right from the opening bell, as Roselyn began this match by biting Edogawa on the forehead and nose, but not getting the bloody mess that she got last Maelstrom with Evan Divine. Edogawa managed a little offense here-and-there - a scoop slam, a kick, or bridging German - but that just seemed to rile Roselyn up even more, but Edogawa showed a lot of passion by kicking out of Roselyn's Eternal Punishment [Pyramid Driver] and not tapping out to the Calamity Symphony [Ground Octopus Stretch]. However, Roselyn clamped on her Summon Suffering and poor Nina was done, son! Roselyn Pride wins by CRITICAL!Submission
Time: 9.30 Roselyn continues wrench and wring away with the Summon Suffering, the referee trying desperately to pry her off of the quite obviously knocked-out Nina Edogawa, but it takes a few more referees, two EMTs, and a crowbar to pry Roselyn off of her latest victim. [Jr.:] In what seems to be a common theme these days, Roselyn Pride has completely demolished her opponent and doesn't seem content to stop it there. That's just being a sore winner! --Commercial break-- Fade into moto's office. Evan Divine is entering, and has a seat. [Evan:] Mr. motosada, sir? I'd like to please ask you for another chance at joining NDP. I know I can do this, I just haven't been able to pull myself together yet, and, it's getting real discouraging. [moto:] Now, now. I know you're disappointed, but don't be. You've had some really good showings out there. I think we might have to try something a little... different. [Evan:] Like what? [motosada:] Well, how about this? At Tribulation, there's one match that I haven't signed an opponent for, yet. It's against a heavyweight that'll be making their debut, a guy name Ja-- [Evan:] I'll do it! moto blinks rapidly before continuing. [motosada:] You... don't even want to know who your opponent is? [Evan:] No, no! As long as you're willing to get me another chance, it doesn't matter who the opponent is! And on a Supercard, too! I'll definitely take the match! [motosada:] Alright, then. I'll get that all set up. All you'll have to do is show up. Oh, and win, yanno? [Evan:] Not a problem! I'll make you proud! Evan hurriedly leaves the office, and moto just stares off for a moment, then shakes his head. [motosada:] Wow. Guess he should be glad it's that vampire clown Jakob Furis he's facing, and not, like, Vader. Fade out. --Commercial break-- [Jr.:] At Tribulation, we're going to have a "feature match" for the OG-Joshi promotion - a triple-threat match between three of its stars, one of wish is my usual broadcast partner, Visper Karr. To give the audience here a bit of familiarity with the ladies taking part in that match, they put together an "introduction" match, pitting two of the OG-Joshi wrestlers, Visper and another martial artist named Lana, against two of our own, those being ARMADA's Belleza and Ramirez. Yoyo Banzai, the third competitor in the OG-Joshi Feature Match at Tribulation, had said she was unable to make it to the show, which is why this here is a normal tag match and not a trios tag. I'm gonna stop talking now, in hopes that we can get to the dang match.  <<OG-Joshi Introduction Tag Match>>
"Queen of KTFO" Lana
and
"Black Bullet" Visper Karr
vs.
 [Belleza and Ramirez (w/ Galcian)] Referee: Corrine Whal Belleza to start this one off for ARMADA, and Lana starting off for the OG-Joshi team. Lana starts working on the shoulder of Belleza, but a trip takedown bring Lana to the mat, giving Belleza an advantage that she over-estimates, as she tries to follow up and instead get caught in a hanging armbar! Lana releases the hold and starts punching and slapping the crap out of Belleza, but a cheap rake of the eyes gives Belleza the chance to tag out to Ramirez.
Ramirez in, and the tables completely turn, as Lana isn't able to even land a punch. A basement dropkick flings Lana across the ring, and she's able to get the tag out to Visper.
Visper with some rudimentary takedowns, keeping Ramirez grounded. Ramirez is able to fire back, hitting quick suplexes and fast punches, keeping himself away from the legs of Visper Karr as much as possible. A butterfly suplex from Karr sends Ramirez into the OG-Joshi corner, and a couple quick tags happen to beat Ramirez down. Visper back in, hits a release tiger bomb and quickly goes for a jackknife pin, broken up by Belleza.
A double dropkick by ARMADA puts Ramirez back into control as he begins to level Karr with chops to the side of her neck, clamping in an odd sleeper hold to keep Karr down. Ramirez slides to the ropes, gets his feet on the middle rope to add leverage, but the ref spots it and forces him to break the hold. Ramirez complies, backing off to the center of the ring to give Visper time to get up-- Ramirez dashes for the corner, springs off and connects with a sick flipping kick to the back of Visper's head, smashing her right back down to the mat, and then makes the tag to Belleza.
ARMADA starts double teaming Karr, but Lana is quick to get in and put an end to that, using palm strikes to take Belleza down before hitting a spinning backfist on Ramirez to knock him out of the ring. Belleza with the attack on Lana, but Lana goes into that hanging armbar again, and the referee forces her to release it and get back to the apron. Visper picks up where Lana left off, spinning Belleza into a Fujiwara armbar, but Belleza is quick to roll forward to escape it, getting up and charging Visper into the corner, smashing her with shoulder blocks before spinning Karr around and hitting a swinging DDT off from the turnbuckle! Belleza with the cover; one, two, t-- broken by Lana.
Belleza continues her punishment of Karr, pulling her to her feet and crashing her back down with a piledriver. Belleza off the ropes, senton-- missed! Karr rolled out of the way and goes for the tag, but gets cut off by ARMADA and dragged back to their corner. Lana tries to get into the ring to stop the double teaming of Visper again, but the referee stops her from getting in, providing an ever-so-convenient distraction allowing ARMADA to rough Visper up pretty good. Lana finally returns to the apron and the ref spots the double teaming, and forces Ramirez to the apron. Belleza protests, which gives Visper time to get to her feet, Belleza gives up trying to "talk sense" into the "stupid moron referee" and turns around into a KENTA rush from Karr, but as she tries to follow up, Belleza tosses her out of the ring with a laugh, but Lana made the blind tag!
Visper in to attack, but meets a worse fate as Belleza catches her with a kick to the gut, spins her around and hits the Tempest Dance before sending her to the outside under the bottom rope, not having noticed that Lana had tagged in. Visper back in, not knowing she'd been tagged out either, and charges Belleza, Belleza ducks under the lariat attempt and hits a German suplex. Belleza moves in toward Visper, pins, but the ref won't make the count, leading Belleza to wonder why just before getting an Impromptu Facelift [Blade Kick], courtesy of Lana, and Lana with the pin; one, two, three! Lana wins by pinfall
Time: 24.51 Lana and Visper's hands are raised by the referee, and ARMADA - all three of them - are now in the ring and on the attack! Ramirez takes Lana down, as Belleza goes after Visper, with Galcian directing traffic. Belleza has Visper set-up for a piledriver, and someone charges down to to the ring, and ARMADA exits the ring quick-- It's Yoyo Banzai! [Jr.:] BAH GAWD! IT'S THAT LYIN' JEZEBEL YOYO BANZAI! SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT HERE TONIGHT, BUT BAH GAWD SHE LIED!! ARMADA heads back up the entrance ramp, Galcian yelling at the other two, leaving Yoyo in the ring with Visper and Lana, and Yoyo is on the attack! She levels Visper with a Diamond Cutter, and Lana with a second! She gathers them both near the corner, heads up to the top, Banzai with a Corkscrew Moonsault to both Lana and Visper Karr! Banzai gets to her feet and begins cackling loudly at her work [Jr.:] IT WAS A SET-UP! BAH GAWD! YOYO WAITED UNTIL THE MATCH WAS OVER, THEN ATTACKED HER TRIBULATION OPPONENTS TO SOFTEN THEM UP! WHAT A BRILLIANT TACTIC HORRIBLE THING TO DO!!1 --Commercial break--Kaori NiGHT makes her way down to the ring, being handed a microphone from a stagehand. [Kaori:] I'm going to do something out of the loop here, and something that might piss the guys in the back off, but I don't really care. Yes, I have a match at Tribulation, but I'm not going to talk about her; I'm going to talk about Jo Ryder. Which is convenient, because that's something that will tick Holly off, too. So, win-win. Jo Ryder, your little "retirement tour" is kind of funny. You say you want to face off against "notable" female wrestlers... yet there's one name that never seems to escape your lips when you're talking about this retirement tour; mine. You go around saying you're the Queen of Pro Wrestling, yet you always seem to skimp out on facing the only other woman that can claim the title; me. And let's run down the list a bit, shall we? You've faked injuries, you've been banned from competition in Pennsylvania, you've flat-out no-showed, had serious surgical operations planned right before scheduled matches, you've been busted trying to take a promotion or two over and relieved of duties in them... the list goes on and on. You're afraid to face against Kaori NiGHT - the one, true Queen of Professional Wrestling, and that's just fine with me, because if there's one person in this world who I've had my fill of... well, it's Holly. But if there's two, then it's Holly and you. Now, at Tribulation, I once again find myself wrestling - or, at least, scheduled to wrestle - a green-clad blowhard. One that seems to be able to beat up an old man pretty easy. But she won't have an elderly opponent at Tribulation. She won't have the element of surprise at Tribulation. Holly, I'm gonna whoop your ass, and maybe then, it will have some shape to it. <<Singles Match>>
Kazen (w/ Tani)
vs.
"The (Self-Proclaimed) Queen of Professional Wrestling" Kaori NiGHTReferee: Christopher Speil Kaori was apparently expecting Kazen to be a real push-over, but he quickly changed her mind about that as Kazen took control of this match from the gate. In response, Kaori started digging into her big moves early, tying Kazen up in the Kuwahara Special just a couple minutes into the match. But, in response, Kazen began going for his big moves early, hitting the Angel's Arm [Fisherman DDT] and getting a near-fall off it.
Both of them began to go aerial, with Kazen having just a bit more success there, but Kaori began to transition into striking and flash pins faster than Kazen could keep up, but skipped all of that and went right into hard-hitting power moves before Kaori was able to go there, starting things off with a big exploder suplex, and keeping the hits coming one after the other, nailing Kaori with a harsh jumping Baba chop to the head and going right into the Sharp Shooter, but Kaori was able to get to the ropes before succumbing to the hold. Kazen wasn't done yet, as Kaori stood up right into the Black Feathers [D~Geist] from Kazen for a super-near-fall.
Kaori rallied back with well-placed kicks and a couple DDTs, and a caught kick led to a dragon screw from Kazen and another Sharp Shooter, but Kaori managed to hold on long enough to get a rope break again. Kazen started to attack with more chops, but a stiff kick to the side had him reeling for Kaori to hit a nasty-looking uraken, climbing the turnbuckle and hitting the Pop Star Flash for a very hard-fought victory. Kaori NiGHT wins by pinfall
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Post by motosada on Dec 12, 2006 0:18:39 GMT -5
[Visper:] What's up? [Jr.:] AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!? [Visper:] They sent me back out cuz you, my friend, are fuckin' up. Also, because I felt like doing my job here. So, quit being a girl about it, and get to the Tribulation run-down. [Jr.:] Yes'm! Final Card for Tribulation Supercard Event  Championship: Matt Shane© vs "The Living Venus" Colleen (w/ Zachary Valentine) Mr. E vs Jason Wesley Light-Heavyweight Championship: 50CENTAVOS© (w/ Toby Yoyo) vs Akira Blaze Kaori NiGHT vs Holly Falls Count Anywhere: Roselyn Pride vs Trent "Trauma" Kasta OG-Joshi Feature Match: Visper Karr vs Lana vs Yoyo Banzai Jakob Furis vs Evan Divine [Visper:] Hey, who knows? This show might even arrive just in time for Christmas! Or the New Year! I've got a pool running; most people seem to be putting a lot of money on "after Duke Nukem: Forever is released", which is just kind of mean, yanno? [Jr.:] Ooh, I gotta get in on this. I've got $50 on March, 2007. --Commercial break-- Back from commercial with Zachary Valentine standing in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand. Zach tries to silence the crowd but is met with a chorus of boos. [Zachary]: Shh... The chorus of boos get louder, but Zachary continues to try and silence the crowd. [Zachary]: Do you not have respect for greatest wrestler ever to grace this ring? Ever to grace the sport of professional wrestling? The crowd isn't responding to Zach, so he just continues on. [Zachary]: Allow me to introduce... The woman who is the present and future, the one who will embarrass Matt Shane and take the NDP Championship away from him, the one who recently HUMILIATED Twinky McLanahan. Bow down to COLLEEN! Woman's Cry by Shocknina plays and Colleen walks slowly down the ramp, a huge grin on her face despite the boos. Colleen makes it up the steps and Zach opens up the ropes for her to step through. Colleen mounts a turnbuckle and points to herself while yelling out to the crowd. After a few moments, Colleen hops down and stands in the middle of the ring with Zach, taking the mic from him. [Colleen]: Nobody thought I could do it. They thought it was impossible, for me to beat OrochiGeese, for me to beat the last Pro-Wrestling WILD Unified World Heavyweight Champion, Twinky McLanahan. But NOTHING is impossible, ESPECIALLY for me, The Living Venus! This fact I can prove with just a little footage. Roll it! On the large screen above the entryway, footage of recent McLanahan Pro shows is displayed. First, Colleen putting the crotch claw on OrochiGeese, a couple of Colleen's offensive rallies, and finally the end when Colleen reverses an avalanche powerbomb attempt into an avalanche Sin City Stunner for the three-count. Then, footage of Costume Party 7, showing Colleen hitting a barrage of chops and punches on Twinky McLanahan, then beginning to reel backward as Colleen going for a school girl roll-up, pulling Twinky's tights, for the win! [Colleen]: DID YOU SEE THAT? OrochiGeese FELL to me! Twinky McLanahan FELL to me! The men that many consider to be the "top men" of professional wrestling? They lost to me! To a "little girl". And not one of you believed that I could do it. And at Tribulation, it will be no different. I have topped the "top men" in wrestling, and Matt Shane... you are no "top man". You are no OrochiGeese. You are no Twinky McLanahan. At Tribulation, I WILL beat you, and I WILL take the NDP Championship away from you. Colleen hands the mic to Zach and then waits in her corner for the rest of the participants in tonight's maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event!!1 <<Trios Tag Match>> Light Heavyweight Champion 50CENTAVOS (w/ Toby Yoyo)
and
"The Living Venus" Colleen (w/ Zachary Valentine)
and
"Violence Tenor" Mr. E
vs. Champion Matt Shane
and
"Too Hot" Akira Blaze
and
"The $35,000 Man" Jason WesleyReferee: Joe Brown NDP Champion vs Light-Heavyweight Champion to start us off, just like the last Maelstrom, with 50CENTAVOS quickly taking speed control over Matt Shane, but Matt Shane's strength and weight advantage quickly come into effect, allowing him to counter out of most of 50'd offense, giving 50 cause to tag out to Colleen.
Colleen in, and a double team suplex from her and FIDDY gets Matt's attention but good, and Colleen follows up with some hard chops. A series of punches from Matt cuts her off, though, and he makes the tag to Akira.
Akira in, but a quick kick to the gut cuts her off, allowing Colleen to make the tag out to Mr. E.
Mr. E begins pounding Akira, using his power to take her down, and running attacks to keep her there. A ducked lariat attempt give Akira a bit of room and she takes it, making the tag out to Jason Wesley, and the crowd erupts to see these two about to mix it up.
Mr. E slams Wesley down hard, and uses similar tactics to what he used against Akira; use running strikes and splashes to keep Jason Wesley immobilized. A ducked lariat again from Mr. E, giving Jason an opportunity, and he also takes it, firing off a dashing punch that connects with Mr. E's jaw, but doesn't have any effect whatsoever. Jason mouths the words "Oh, shit, man!" just before Mr. E picks him up and drives Wesley into the mat with a facebuster. Mr. E continues to pummel Jason Wesley, hitting lariats, slams, all that good ol' "big guy" offense. A lariat from a standing position is ducked, however (Mr. E has a poor hit ratio with those lariats, it seems), and Jason turns it around into a shoulder breaker, giving him a brief respite. Very brief, because Mr. E is right back into the thick of things with a strong bearhug, slowly draining the fight out of Jason Wesley, and softening up that midsection for Tribulation. Akira and Matt are in to break it up, but Mr. E releases the bearhug to fight them off, returning to Jason Wesley and hoisting Wesley up on his shoulders before diving forward to smash Jason between the mat and the hefty frame of Mr. E. A nasty spinebuster follows up, but it's right near the face's corner, and he's able to tag out to Matt Shane.
Matt Shane is quickly in to replace Jason Wesley. And he replaces him perfectly, as he is now on the receiving end of massive punishment from Mr. E, starting with a nasty spinebuster, followed by some mounted elbows, Mr. E goes for a piledriver but it's reversed, and Matt Shane starts to make some headway with a running elbow drop. Mr. E with an Irish whip, goes for a big boot but it's ducked by Matt Shane. who hits a low dropkick on Mr. E and makes the tag to Akira Blaze.
Akira in, slow to approach Mr. E, but she grabs Matt Shane and the two hoist Mr. E up for a big double team backdrop. It doesn't seem like much, but it's enough to get Mr. E to tag out to 50CENTAVOS.
Akira uses kicks to keep from being double-teamed, and throw FIDDY overhead with a belly-to-belly suplex, rolls FIDDY over and clamps on a bow & arrow backbreaker that is quickly broken up by Mr. E. Akira up to take on Mr. E, but 50CENTAVOS is havin' none of that and scores with a big dropkick on Akira. FIDDY follows up with a vertical suplex, Akira returns with a snap suplex and a dropkick to the back of FIDDY's head, sending him rolling outside. Akira runs back across the ring to follow up, but Mr. E interjects himself with a running diving shoulder tackle, knocking Akira halfway across the ring. Period. 50CENTAVOS back in, making the tag out to Colleen as Mr. E is forced back to the apron.
Colleen must not feel like screwing around, and lets Akira know this by hitting the Rolling Chamber [Spinning Rock Bottom], goes right for the pin, nearly getting it before this one just breaks down, both sides rushing in, and we seem to've lost track of where in the hell that smarmy bastard Zachary Valentine ran off to. Up to no good, no doubt.  Colleen, Mr. E, and FIDDY start using divide and conquer tactics, taking out Jason Wesley with a furious assault and "helping" him out of the ring. FIDDY drops Matt Shane with a jawbreaker, right as Colleen rolls Akira up with a prawn hold; one, two, thre-- kickout!  Akira is able to use the momentum from her kick-out to make it to her corner, making the tag to Matt Shane.
In what seems to be a recurring theme, Colleen uses the same tactics against Matt Shane that she did against Akira Blaze; starting off with the Rolling Chamber, and go from there! Colleen covers; one, two, t-- kickout!  Matt Shane is able to recover quickly, and takes Colleen down with a backdrop. Colleen and Matt Shane begin to slug, going at it like a couple crazy boxers, when suddenly, PELÉ!  Matt Shane hits the Pelé! Shane pulls Colleen to her feet, but quickly finds himself in another predicament straight from Colleen's attacks on Akira Blaze; rolled up in a prawn hold right in the center of the ring! One, two, th-- Shane kicks out again!
Colleen up, makes the tag out to FIDDY. Matt shows FIDDY that he knows how to wrestle like a light-heavyweight, too, taking the Light-Heavyweight Champion down with a drop toe hold before hitting a flipping dropkick. Shane follows up with a back drop, goes for a suplex, but FIDDY rolls off, right into another Pelé! Matt picks FIDDY up, and FIDDY hits Matt right in the hoo-hahs, hitting a nasty jawbreaker on the NDP Champ. FIDDY pulls Shane up, Irish whip, reversed into the corner and Matt tags out to Jason Wesley.
FIDDY heads toward the face corner quickly, meeting Jason Wesley head on, FIDDY just not down with any shenanigans and dropping Jason with the Tec 9 [Muso], getting a two-count before Akira breaks it up.  Jason fires right back with the rolling elbow, knocking FIDDY on his ass as Jason covers and Akira comes into to head off interference; one, two, th-- kickout!
Jason keeps hitting 50CENTAVOS hard with elbow shots, mixing in another rolling elbow here and there, and doesn't see it coming when FIDDY suddenly clips his knee out and hits the shining black, just damn near peeling Jason Wesley's face off with the sole of his boot.  FIDDY picks Wesley up, Wesley with a rake to the eyes and a snap suplex, FIDDY back up and backing into the corner to tag in Mr. E.
Jason trips Mr. E and goes right for the Udehishigi [Jujigatame], but Mr. E frantically pushes himself toward the rope to break the hold. Jason doesn't stop there, though, and right away hits a shoulder breaker on E. Rolling elbow follow-up, and Mr. E scoops Jason up with an avalanche press; one, two, t-- kickout!
Mr. E sent into the corner and Jason with a running high knee, right to the mask. Jason picks Mr. E up and sits him on the turnbuckle, goes for a superplex, but Mr. E breaks out and grabs Jason by the neck-- diving chokeslam from Mr. E!  Mr. E goes for the pin, but it's so close to the face corner that they're able to break it up before even a one-count.
Mr. E shoves Wesley into the corner and spears him right away, barely letting him even hit the cornerpad. Jason stumbles out, right into a side buster. Running big boot from Mr. E, who is completely dominating the entire match at this point, follows up with a scoop slam-- Jason rolls off, shoulder breaker! Snap suplex from Wesley, Jason tries for a powerbomb whip, but Mr. E is just way too heavy and he throws Jason overhead. Phenomenal Mystery [Half-Nelson Suplex] from Mr. E! Jason folds over like a damn accordion, but Mr. E can't get over to make the pin, either! Both back to their feet, Jason with a drop toe hold, follows with a snap suplex. Irish whip to the corner, Mr. E reverses, tosses Jason out to the apron-- chokeslam off the apron! Mr. E just took Jason Wesley, picked him up with one hand, and dove to the floor, throwing Jason hard onto those thin mats! No, wait! Chairs! There were chairs laid out everywhere near the red corner, and Mr. E just chokeslammed Wesley onto them!! Zachary Valentine must've put them there when we lost track of him earlier!  The match breaks down as everyone rushes to the scene of the now-bloody car wreck known as Jason Wesley, and Mr. E is quick to beat back Akira Blaze and Matt Shane as Colleen and 50CENTAVOS make the scene. Huge clusterfuck takes place, Matt Shane takes out both FIDDY and Colleen with Superkicks, slides into the ring, but Colleen is right after him and hits a back drop on the NDP Champion. Akira is right behind her, but Colleen turns around swingin', catching Akira in the head with a series of punches before dropping her with another Rolling Chamber! The referee is trying to restore order, and manages to do so as Jason and Mr. E finally get back into the ring. Mr. E and Jason tangle, Jason with a rolling takedown into a Kimura arm lock, and FIDDY and Colleen are in to break it up, but Mr. E taps out before they can make the save!!1  Jason Wesley wins by submission
Time: 28.36 [Visper:] If that doesn't send a big message for the upcoming Tribulation Supercard Event, then I don't know what will! [Jr.:] BAH GAWD! JASON MAKES MR. E TAP! INCREDIBLE! After all the abuse that Jason had taken at the hands of Mr. E, all it took was a quick takedown and Jason forced the biggest man in New Damage Prowrestling to tap out, and just before their match at Tribulation! That's certainly going to set a tone for that match! The ref raises Jason's hand, and then the rest of the face team's, when Jason is grabbed from behind and driven to the mat thanks to a Phenomenal Mystery from Mr. E! Mr. E mounts Wesley and begins delivering elbows to his face, Matt and Akira try to break it up, but Akira is taken down by a Toby Yoyo big boot! Toby Yoyo with a Spinning Doctor Bomb on Akira, and the Light-Heavyweight Champion begins stomping away at his challenger, while Matt Shane is going toe-to-toe with Colleen, the two trading blows until Colleen cheap-shots him with a kick between the uprights. A chair is slid into the ring from Zach Valentine, and Colleen swings for the fences, she misses, spins around like a top, and Matt Shane yanks the chair away from her! Colleen must know what's about to happen now that she doesn't have that chair, so she ducks out of the ring, heading back up the entrance ramp as Matt Shane clears the ring of G-Unit and Mr. E, then Matt trades the chair for the NDP Championship and gets on the ropes, holding the Championship high and sharing words with Colleen. © 2006, New Damage Prowrestling |
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