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Post by motosada on Oct 25, 2006 16:42:39 GMT -5
Fade in to the backstage area. Princess Aika stands before Charcoal Lady and Tuxedo Kazen, smiling widely. [Princess Aika:] Okay. Now, I know that our little plan a couple weeks ago didn't quite work out all that well for us. [Charcoal Lady:] I told you i-- [Princess Aika:] But, that was just a slight oversight on my part. I didn't actually think that Akira would be able to hear us, is all! [Charcoal Lady:] We were standing right outsi-- [Princess Aika:] But! I've come up with a solution! See, I know that we need to be able to recruit Akira Blaze to help us, now that she's been freed from the grip of the EvilVerse! I just... forgot how to do it! [Charcoal Lady:] How could you've forgotten something you didn't kno-- [Princess Aika:] But, thanks to all our efforts, we've finally found the ancient Flash Kingdom relic that should be able to assist us! The one I had the vision about last Outbreak! [Charcoal Lady:] ... [Tuxedo Kazen:] ... [Princess Aika:] ... [Charcoal Lady:] Well? [Princess Aika:] Well, weren't you going to say something? [Charcoal Lady:] I would, except you keep interru-- [Princess Aika:] This relic will help me remember how to bring Akira Blaze to our side! And it's very easy to use! I'll just need one of you to help me, since I can't really... use it on my own. So, will you help me? Charcoal Lady shrugs her shoulders. [Charcoal Lady:] Yeah, sure. Princess Aika's face lights up. [Princess Aika:] Yay! Alright! Now, I present to you, the Chair of Remembrance! Princess Aika produces a folding chair - grey, with glitter and stuff all over it - and Charcoal Lady jumps back, frightened, frantically pointing at the chair. [Charcoal Lady:] WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!? [Princess Aika:] Hammerspace. Now, shush. The way this works is very easy - which is convenient, because this segment is too long already, and we need to get to the show opening. All you need to do, is hit me in the head with it! [Charcoal Lady:] ... [Tuxedo Kazen:] ... [Charcoal Lady:] Yeah, okay. Gotcha. [Princess Aika:] ... No protesting? You're not even gonna ask how it works? [Charcoal Lady:] Nope! Can I see it? Princess Aika smiles a huge, bright, happy smile and and hands the Chair of Remembrance to Charcoal Lady. [Princess Aika:] Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway!  This magical chair will cause the person who is hit by it to remember anything! Even things that haven't happened yet! It's a very precio-- Charcoal Lady suddenly swings, cracking Princess Aika right on her forehead, causing the Flash Kingdom Princess to fall like dead weight. Charcoal Lady smiles. [Charcoal Lady:] Now that is a useful tool! Hey, Tux, do ya think she needs to remember some more stuff? Tuxedo Kazen shakes his head. [Charcoal Lady:] Oh, alright. Hm. Hey, do you think we should've... maybe waited until after her match? Tuxedo Kazen nods. [Charcoal Lady:] Yeah... that might've been smart, actually. Oh, well. Live for the moment! Slap tornadoes, and whatnot! Tuxedo Kazen looks at Charcoal Lady quizzically. Maybe. He's wearing a mask, what do you want from me?!? [Charcoal Lady:] Ah, nevermind. So, um... Maybe we should get some help here. She's really not movin'. Fade out to the opening of Maelstrom! Yeah! Opening! After a promo! Who the fuck puts a promo before the opening of their show? (That was a rhetorical question; don't answer it.) [Visper:] Welcome, ladies and gents, to a very special episode of Blossom. [Jr.:] Woah! Like, woah! [Visper:] ... I was kidding. [Jr.:] ... I knew that. [Visper:] Moving on! We've got a pretty decent show planned for you tonight, topped off with a "Champions and Challengers" tag team match, as the NDP Champion Matt Shane teams up with the challenger for the Light-Heavyweight Championship, Akira Blaze, to take on that very same Light-Heavyweight Champion, 50CENTAVOS, who will be teaming up with the challenger for the NDP Championship, Colleen. [Jr.:] ... You sure said a lot there. [Visper:] Yeah. No kiddin'. If it weren't for commas, I'd have passed out there around the sixth or seventh time I said "champion". [Jr.:] So, shall we get on with the show? [Visper:] Sounds like a paycheck to me! <<Singles Match>>
Trent "Trauma" Kasta
vs.
Victor Harris Trent tried to start this one off strong, but Vic evidently wasn't on the same page, overpowering Trauma at every turn, reversing suplexes, takedown attempts-- even kicks were caught and turned against the former street fighter. And unfortunately for Trauma, not the kind of street fighter that throws fireballs or has sub-standard online gameplay. Harris continued to overpower and outwit Kasta, being extremely unrelenting, and not letting Kasta get a moment's respite.
Harris reversed a suplex, upending them both and sending them to the outside, where he was the first to get to his feet, bashing Trent's head into the floor. Harris was more than happy to kick Trauma while he was down, hopped up on the apron, going for the elbow drop off the apron-- Trauma moves out of the way! Trauma starts to get into the swing of things, nailing Harris with palm strikes, elbows, and knees to the body and face! Trauma rolls Harris back into the ring, Trauma in after, and he bats aside a dropkick. He picks Harris up, Michinoku Driver ß for a near-fall!
Harris tries to reassert control with a couple quick belly-to-belly suplexes and finally hitting that dropkick, but an Irish whip gives Kasta the chance to come back with a nasty swinging neckbreaker. Kasta continues to pepper Harris with elbows and palm strikes, Trauma takes to the ropes, nasty lariat is ducked by Harris, Kasta turns around-- Wild Bomb! Trent just got dropped on that surgically-repaired neck! Harris picks Kasta up, Kasta picks the ankle and takes Harris down, Kasta wailing on Harris with hard rights and lefts, Harris covering up, and Kasta switches to side control, applying a key lock-- Harris taps! Trent Kasta wins by submission
Time: 11.37 [Visper:] And an amazing thing we just witnessed here, ladies and gentlemen! A match featuring someone in a terrible feud... that went off without a hitch! No interference, no silly mind-games and smoke-and-mirrors tricks! Just a wrestling match! [Jr.:] And what a match! Both of these guys have been kinda near the bottom rung here in NDP, but Kasta pulls off quite the convincing victory here. Certainly a good portent for the guy. [Visper:] And not really a good one for Victor Harris. But, really, what can ya say? The guy's in a slump. --Commercial break--
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Post by motosada on Oct 25, 2006 16:43:03 GMT -5
[Visper:] Welcome back, ladies and gents. Up next, we've got what will surely be a fast-paced, "blink and you'll miss it" affair, as four of the best Light-Heavyweights in New Damage Prowrestling will all be looking to climb up the rankings a bit, trying to earn a shot at the Light-Heavyweight Championship. [Jr.:] Well, that pretty much says it all, huh? [Visper:] Yep. Kick Him When He's Down hits, bringing out Holly!!1 She struts to the ring, smiling and laughing at the crowd and their little boos, and slides into the ring, before rolling back out and walking toward the crowd. She starts jaw-jacking with an older gentlema-- [Jr.:] HOLLY JUST SLAPPED SOME OLD DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?!? [Visper:] Well... That's not cool. What the hell could possess you to beat up the elderly? Isn't it bad enough they're old? It's just cruel! Trust Me cuts off Holly's entrance music, bringing out Kaori NiGHT! Kaori runs down ringside, and catches Holly from behind, knocking her forward and almost causing her to have a nasty run-in with a set of ring stairs. Holly's back up, and the two are brawling! [Jr.:] It's on like a pot of neckbone!! [Visper:] ... What the hell does that even mean?! [Jr.:] I don't know, but my financial analyst says it a lot. [Visper;] ... Totally don't want to know. Magical Girl hits the air, bringing out Princess Aika and The Charcoal Lady. The two walk down the entryway, Charcoal Lady helping Princess Aika along, with the top half of Princess Aika's head wrapped in bandages, and are noticeably puzzled by the lack of crowd reaction, Princess Aika even yelling at a couple people to pay attention to them. Then, they notice that there's already a fight at ringside, and the two just shrug it off as Charcoal Lady helps Princess Aika to the ring.
Time Machine by Black Sabbath hits, and Paradigm enters the arena, taking a moment to see what's going on before he dashes to the ring. He looks pumped and ready to go, but the ref explains to him that the match won't start until Kaori and Holly get into the ring. Paradigm is pretty dismayed, and Princess Aika has Charcoal Lady go try to get them to stop. Charcoal Lady gets in between them and forces them to stop fighting, despite them still grabbing onto each other with fists cocked back to strike, trying to tell them to get into the ring. Kaori and Holly stare at each other for a moment, then stare back at Charcoal Lady-- Kaori and Holly hit Charcoal Lady-- No! She blocked the shots with her closed parasol (after all, you don't wanna have an open one indoors!)! Kaori and Holly are both shaking their hands out after punching the parasol, and Paradigm and Princess Aika take this opportunity to grab the two of them and slide them into the ring, and this one is finally underway! [Visper:] Smart use of that big-ass umbrella by Charcoal Lady. Very quick on the draw there, too. I thought she was about to get messed up there. <<Fatal Four-Way Match>>
"Bitch-Jitzu Mistress" Holly
vs.
"(Self-Proclaimed) Queen of Professional Wrestling" Kaori NiGHT
vs.
"Magical Girl" Princess Aika (w/ Charcoal Lady) vs.
Paradigm Kaori and Holly are irresistibly drawn to each other again, but the other two combatants are quick to get involved with them, not wanting to be left out of the fun. Kaori took quick control in the early goings, sending everyone else flying with armdrags, snapmares, firemen's carries-- even busting out a DOOM-less drop toe hold. Paradigm ended up getting into it with Holly after Holly slapped the hell out of him, nailing the loud-mouthed blonde with a reverse DDT, followed by a back drop, as Princess Aika finally mounted offense against Kaori, reversing a suplex into a scoop slam, followed by a nkee to the head. Paradigm started working on the knees of Holly after knocking her down, but she slapped her way out of it, getting back up and Irish whipping Paradigm toward Princess Aika and Kaori, whom seemingly out of nowhere busted out a double team drop toe hold to send Paradigm crashing to the mat. Kaori quickly rolled over and applied a camel clutch and Princess Aika took to the ropes-- hesitation dropkick to the mush of Paradigm, as Holly just looks on, laughing. Princess Aika takes to the ropes again, and Holly picks her spot, kicking Kaori in the back and sending her flying toward the dropkick that Princess Aika just dished out! Princess Aika drops down to check on Kaori, only to get likewise bum-rushed by Holly. Holly picks Princess Aika up and is about to belt her with a hard right, but Princess Aika grabs Holly's arm and hits a complete shot shoulderbreaker, totally taking Holly by surprise! Princess Aika then applies a fujiwara armbar! Kaori gets up and leisurely kicks Holly in the face a few times, only to get a reverse DDT from Paradigm! Paradigm covers; one-- barely one!
Kaori with a scoop slam on Paradigm, followed by a nasty kick to his spine. Holly manages to get out of the armbar by Princess Aika, only to get snapped down by a jumping armbreaker, and right back to the fujiwara! Holly rolls out of it this time, kicking Princess Aika in the head repeatedly, following that up with a bulldog! Paradigm and Kaori fighting near the turnbuckle-- flurry of punches from Paradigm rock NiGHT, Paradigm sits her on the turnbuckle-- superplex to Kaori NiGHT! Paradigm back to his feet first, pulls Kaori up-- Kaori peppers Paradigm with a few quick elbows, Princess Aika pulls Holly up, Princess Aika and Kaori share a glance, stereo scoop slams from the two! Kaori and Princess Aika both sit their opponents up, take to the ropes, spring off and change directions-- running knees to the mushes of both their opponents, Kaori nailing Holly and Princess Aika leveling Paradigm! Both go for the cover; one, two-- stereo kickouts!
Holly throws Kaori outside of the ring and goes after Princess Aika, applying a side headlock, and Kaori is back in, kicking Holly right in the head-- these two are just looking for any ol' excuse to beat on each other at this point. Paradigm tossing Kaori out of the ring this time, and Princess Aika is right behind her, courtesy again of Paradigm, Paradigm turns right around to a boot from Holly, Holly is going for the Muff Driver-- Paradigm goes for a back body drop, but it didn't quite work, and instead Holly is suspended in the air, her tights around Paradigm's head! This is just... a really fuckin' weird sight. Princess Aika and Kaori are looking into the ring and just laughing their heads off at the sight of Paradigm wearing Holly as a hat, and decide to, um... cap it off with the Total Elimination, causing Paradigm to land right on top of Holly! Paradigm struggles to get his head out of... there , and Princess Aika rolls Kaori up! One, two, thr-- Kaori barely kicked out of that one!
Princess Aika just smiles and waves as Kaori gets to her feet, Kaori chases her, and she hops out of the ring, hiding behind Charcoal Lady. Holly, finally free of her, um... "entanglement" nails Kaori from behind! Holly shoves Kaori into the ropes, Kaori with a go behind, tries for a German suplex but Holly reaches to the ropes to prevent it! Holly grabbing on for dear life, and Princess Aika up on the apron, leaps over Holly for a sunset flip on Kaori, who ends up catapulting Holly completely across the ring with the German suplex! Princess Aika manages to hang onto the pin, tho; one, two, thr-- another nearfall for Princess Aika!
Paradigm with a quick cover on Holly, not hooking the leg, though, prolly cuz he's already spent more time in that area than is recommended by the Surgeon General; one, two, th-- kickout!
Paradigm with the Cradle Piledriver to Holly! Paradigm covers again; one, two, thre-- Kaori breaks up the fall!
Kaori makes quick work of Paradigm with a rolling sole butt, sending Paradigm outside the ring before kicking the downed Holly out of the ring pretty viciously. Kaori then goes to Princess Aika and picks her up, Kaori with a very sharp-angled brainbuster on Princess Aika, no doubt adding to her already massive head trauma count for the night, and it looks like Kaori's gonna fly! Kaori up top, Pop Star Flash on Princess Aika! Kaori goes for the pin-- Holly!! Holly just charged in out of nowhere and nails Kaori with a low shoulder block, upending Kaori and sending her out of the ring, Holly picking up the scraps and the pin on Princess Aika; one, two, three!! Holly steals it! Holly wins by pinfall
Time: 24.41 [Jr.:] And Holly steals one! Blatantly! Kaori quite clearly had that match one, and Holly steals it from her! [Visper:] This is no doubt going to add to the problems between those two, not to mention give Holly more crap to talk about her opposition here in NDP. And, as if that weren't bad enough, there's still the fact that she attacked someone at ringside tonight! That's just uncalled for! [Jr.:] What a bit-- um... mean lady! [Visper:] Got that right. --Commercial break-- Fade to moto's office. Trent Kasta walks in, and has himself a sit. moto looks to be in the middle of something, but turns his attention quickly to Kasta. [motosada:] Um... yo? [Trauma:] Listen. This stuff with Roselyn has to end. I'm sick of it! [motosada:] Agreed. [Trauma:] Now, I know you said you didn't want me to put that restraining order out on her, but... But, what if I beat her in a match? [motosada:] ... Go on. [Trauma:] Well... that was it, really. Just let the two of us go at it and if I win, then I get my restraining order. [motosada:] And... what if you lose? [Trauma:] Why would I? [motosada:] It could happen. Happened before. Suddenly, a gasp is heard... From the speakerphone! That's what moto was doing before Kasta came into the office!!1 [ Roselyn:] I want my teddy!! I WANT HIM! I WANT HIM! I WANT HIM!! Trauma jumps back out of his chair, looking a bit freaked. [motosada:] Now, now. I think I've got a good idea. How about this, Trent; you vs Roselyn in... well, how about a Falls Count Anywhere match? If you win, then I'll allow you to get that restraining order. But, if you lose, then... Roselyn Pride would gain control of your contract. [ Roselyn:] Yes! Yesyesyesyes!! His contract!! Kasta looks like he's having a hard time processing the match, and Roselyn's chattering in the background probably isn't happening. After a long moment... [Trauma:] Fine! Okay! You've got yourself a match! Roselyn begins to giggle loudly, before busting into full-on evil scientist laughter mode, and Kasta chooses this time to leave the room, quickly. moto scratches the back of his head a bit, wondering what Trauma was freaking oot aboot, as the camera moves over to see... there was no active line on his phone!!1 Gasp!!1 STAR WIPE back to the announce table - because there IS no other transition than the mighty star wipe!! - with Visper Karr and Lann Avery, Jr. [Visper:] Well... I think that means it's time for a run-down of the Tribulation Supercard! [Jr.:] Okay. Let's do the quick version this time. Without all the talking. [Visper:] You got a deal! Updated Card for Tribulation Supercard Event•  Championship: Colleen vs Matt Shane © • Light-Heavyweight Championship: Akira Blaze vs 50CENTAVOS © • Jason Wesley vs Mr. E • Holly vs Kaori NiGHT • OG-Joshi Feature Match: Yoyo Banzai vs Visper Karr vs Lana • The debut of Jakob Furis! • Just added! Trent Kasta vs Roselyn Pride - Falls Count Anywhere [If Trent Kasta wins, he will be allowed a restraining order on Roselyn Pride! If Roselyn Pride wins, she gains control of his NDP contract!] [Visper:] And, I have some big news about next Maelstrom! In an effort to help familiarize the NDP audience with the participants of the OG-Joshi Feature Triple Threat Match at Tribulation, there's going to be an OG-Joshi Introduction Tag Team Match next Maelstrom! Lana and myself will be teaming up to take on Belleza and Ramirez of ARMADA! [Jr.:] And what about Yoyo Banzaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!? [Visper:] We're just going to assume that the audience remembers her from the Outbreak: Evolution Light-Heavyweight Tournament. [Jr.:] Oh, right! Yeah! I remember her now! [Visper:] Oy. COMMERCIAL BREAK NOW, PLEASE?!? --Commercial break-- |
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Post by motosada on Oct 25, 2006 16:43:27 GMT -5
[Visper:] Our next match should prove to be a hell of a-- [Jr.:] HOSS FEST!! [Visper:] ... I was gonna say "technical masterpiece", but, whatever. [Jr.:] That's all beside the point, though. That pretty, pretty, pretty, beautiful Belleza will be at ringside. That alone is worth the price of admission! [Visper:] Disgusting. [Jr.:] ... She made me say it. [Visper:] ... [Jr.:] She knows things. [Visper:] Except, apparently, how to win. [Jr.:] Now that's just a mean thing to say. [Visper:] Well, ARMADA hasn't exactly been on a winning streak lately. I've got $5 that says that trend continues tonight. [Jr.:] ... I can't bet.  [Visper:] Why not? [Jr.:] She... tricked me into giving her my wallet. [Visper:] You are a sad, sad little man. <<Singles Match>>
"The $32,500 Man" Jason Wesley
vs.
"Zealot" Adam Galcian (w/ Ramirez and Belleza) European uppercut from Wesley starts this one off, but Galcian is quick to reply with a knife's edge chop, and the two start trading blows left and right-- Jason with an Irish whip, lariat attempt ducked by Galcian who drives Jason to the mat with an enzuilariat to the back of his head! Shoulder neckbreaker follow-up from Galcian, snap suplex follows. Irish whip, Galcian takes to the ropes and goes for a low takedown but Jason sprawls, takes Galcian down into a front facelock, rolls over to back mount, but Galcian manages to get a knee up and throw himself back, smushing Jason into the mat! Jason backed into the corner, and Galcian stomps away before picking him up and sandwiching him in with a lariat. Another lariat in the corner from Galcian, shoves Jason into the ropes and hits him with a powerslam, covers; one-- flat one!
Another snap suplex from Galcian, follows with an Irish whip-- reversed, Jason with a back body drop, and Jason turns right around and nails a leg drop right across the throat of Galcian! Galcian gets to his feet, toe kick-- caught, Jason turns it into a unique cradle pin; one, t-- not even close!
Cheap-shot toe kick from Galcian, quick to follow up with a shoulder neckbreaker. Jason back up, Galcian pulls back on his hair and hits the final cut! Galcian turns Jason over into an STF, and after a moment just starts laying in with heavy crossface blows, bloodying Jason up! Galcian gives up the STF and starts headbutting Jason reeeeally hard, intensifying the bleeding. Galcian pull Wesley up-- WILD BOMB! One, two-- kickout!
Galcian pulls Jason to his feet, Irish whip-- reversed, and Galcian is pulled into a hard elbow shot! Jason hits a ton more elbows, then short-line's him into another hard one, almost like an elbow lariat! Galcian down, Jason off the ropes and hits a nasty knee drop right across the forehead of Galcian! Galcian up, grapple, Galcian with a go-behind and Jason rolls him right into a kimura! Galcian scrambles, and manages to get his feet in the ropes. Jason continues the punishment on Galcian's shoulder, tho, with a shoulder breaker and then - in a sick move - lifts him like a back drop and then throws him outside of the ring!! Galcian hit the apron on his way down, right on that shoulder, and then smashed right down onto the floor! ARMADA quickly runs to his side to check on him, as Jason plays to the crowd. Jason suddenly rockets off the ropes and runs back at ARMADA full-speed-- ELBOW SUICIDIA-- Belleza shoved Galcian out of the way just in the nick of time, leaving Jason to collide with jack crap! And the guardrail, of course.
Galcian reenters the ring and ARMADA rolls Jason back in, and Galcian is quick to attack the neck with stomps. Galcian pulls him up and nails a big back drop, purposely hitting hard on the neck. Galcian pulls him back to his feet-- Galcian with a rolling lariat takes Wesley back down to the mat! Galcian pulls Jason back to his feet, and Jason starts hitting elbows-- rolling elbow from Jason knocks Galcian down! Jason picks Galcian back to his feet, Irish whip, Galcian goes for a kitchen sink but Jason turns and rolls Galcian up with a school boy! One, two, t-- kickout!
Galcian and Jason up, Galcian starts laying in with headbutts. Galcian scoops Jason up-- Hydra! That sick jumping piledriver! Galcian covers; one, two, thre-- SUPER-CLOSE NEAR-FALL!!
Galcian, in frustration, mounts Jason and starts laying in with heavy closed-fist punches to the head, the ref reprimanding him. Galcian lets up for a moment, and Jason takes the opportunity to lock in the Triangle Choke!! Galcian struggling, his shoulder pretty banged up already on top of the fact that the blood to his head is getting cut off. Belleza and Ramirez are suddenly up on the apron, distracting the ref as Galcian falls to the mat, not moving a bit! Jason has this thing won, but Galcian's lackeys are preventing the referee from seeing it! Jason keeps that Triangle Choke locked in, as Belleza hops off the apron and heads around the ring, grabbing a chair and she smashes it into the ring stairs, banging it all up before sliding it into the ring near Galcian and Jason before running back to Galcian's corner and turning the ref around to the sight. The ref sees the chair, sees Galcian looking very passed out and in a submission hold, and demands that Jason break up the Triangle Choke, grabbing the chair and saying that Jason used the chair to do the damage, before walking and handing it to a ringside attendant, giving Ramirez enough time to springboard off the top rope and connect a missile dropkick to Jason's back, sending him stumbling out of the ring, almost running into the ref!
Galcian takes a nice, peaceful moment to himself in the middle of the ring, Belleza popping into the ring to help get the flow of blood back to his noggin. The ref, for some reason, allows this to go on, and tends to administering a count to Jason Wesley for being outside of the ring, which is horrible officiating, because for all we know, Belleza could've been handing Galcian a cane or a set of brass knux or a damned shotgun, and the ref would've been none the wiser. Jason rolls back in at around 13, Galcian finally up and Belleza rolls out of the ring before things get heated. Jason goes to Galcian and drops an elbow on his head, pulls him back to his feet and peppers him with more elbows. Jason with a whip into the corner, sets Galcian up top and tries for a superplex, but Galcian headbutts his way out of it and posts himself on the top, waiting for Jason to get back up, and he does, right into a diving lariat from Galcian! Galcian with the cover; one, two, thr-- kickout!
Galcian pulls Jason up, locks in the standing crossface and tries to roll back into the Valuan Hell 0, but Jason starts punching him in the head with his free arm to get out of the hold. Jason lands a few more elbows, followed by another rolling elbow! The rolling elbow spins Galcian around like a top, and Jason grabs his arm, pulls him in for the Wrist Clutch Exploder! Jason with the cover; one, two, three! Jason Wesley wins by pinfall
Time: 15.58 [Visper:] A well-deserved win there for Jason Wesley. This was certainly a brutal match-up, and looked like it could go either way, but Jason escaping that attempt at the Rolling Valuan Hell 0 was the final turning point, allowing Jason to hit the rolling elbow with enough power that it turned Galcian right back into range for the Wrist Clutch Explo-- [Jr.:] BAH GAWD! MR. E OUTTA NOWHERE!!1 Mr. E has just run down the entryway and leveled Jason with a big lariat! Mr. E stomps at him for a moment, forcing him out of the ring with his attacks. He follows Jason out, and Jason starts laying in to give Mr. E his own back. Mr. E backs off for a moment, making Jason come to him, getting cold-cocked by a big right from the Violence Tenor. The two start tussling, and they take each other over the guard rail and into the crowd! [Visper:] This is just getting out of hand! These two need to keep a damn lid on it until they'll be allowed to beat the hell out of each other! Really, now. --Commercial break-- [Visper:] At Tribulation, the participants in tonight's main event will be participating in two of the show's three main events, as Akira Blaze challenges 50CENTAVOS to try and regain the NDP Light-Heavyweight Championship - a title that 50CENTAVOS basically stole from Akira at the conclusion of the Outbreak: Evolution Tournament at the Evolution.R event back in April. Akira chose to earn this rematch instead of just demanding it, and has made some odd alliances along the way. 50CENTAVOS, on the other hand, has lost some alliances, as two of his former running buddies have broken away with little more than a peep here in NDP, and only his bodyguard - the big man, Toby Yoyo (formerly known as CHINGA) - sticking by his side. [Jr.:] And in our main main event, Colleen will finally get an opportunity she's been waiting a long, long time for, as she will challenge Matt Shane for the NDP Championship in singles competition. Colleen has been a break-out performer here in New Damage Prowrestling from the beginning, but the question is whether or not she can claim a top spot in professional wrestling. Matt Shane won't give up the ghost that easily, though, and will fight Colleen with the same fire and passion that has lead to him winning and keeping the NDP Championship since SuperKickFest04 in March of 2005 - over nineteen months ago! [Visper:] Now, these sort of "crossover the feuds" tag matches usually seem to be made just to fill time on a card to make up for otherwise-poor booking, but there's an interesting dynamic here, as instead of it being something like "Champions versus Challengers", both Champions will be teaming up with the Challenger for the other title in NDP. NDP Champion Matt Shane and Light-Heavyweight Championship Challenger Akira Blaze, versus Light-Heavyweight Champion 50CENTAVOS and NDP Championship Challenger Colleen. [Jr.:] Keep in mind that 50CENTAVOS and Colleen have the numbers in their favor, too, because both Toby Yoyo and Zachary Valentine will be down at ringside for this one, and you just know that they'll be sticking their noses where they don't belong. [Visper:] And that ain't a lie. <<Tag Team Match>>
Champion Matt Shane
and
"Too Hot" Akira Blaze
vs.
Light-Heavyweight Champion 50CENTAVOS (w/ Toby Yoyo)
and
"The Living Venus" Colleen (w/ Zachary Valentine) The two Champions started this one off, with 50CENTAVOS and Matt Shane quickly tying up. FIDDY with an Irish whip into the corner, Matt Shane flips up and over and gives a little "Oh, no no" to FIDDY, irking the Light-Heavyweight Champ a bit. Tie-up again, Matt Shane with the Irish whip into the corner this time, and 50CENTAVOS flips up and over, giving a little "Oh, no no" to the NDP Champion, and quickly nails him with a toe kick. FIDDY deposits Matt Shane in his corner, makes the tag to Colleen.
Colleen spins Shane around and starts smashing his head into the turnbuckle. She then sets Shane up on the turnbuckle, tags in FIDDY.
Colleen and 50CENTAVOS working very well here, with a double superplex off the second rope bringing Matt Shane down to the mat hardway. FIDDY is quick to pin; one, t-- kickout.
FIDDY makes the tag to Colleen, and the Living Venus is quick on the attack, picking Shane up and dropping him with a pendulum backbreaker. Colleen stomps and kicks at the back of Matt Shane, wanting to weaken him up good. Irish whip from Colleen is reversed, Matt with a back body drop, and makes the tag to Akira Blaze.
Akira comes in and the match almost-immediately breaks down. Colleen charges but gets caught with an overhead belly-to-belly. Colleen gets back up and they begin to brawl, with Akira getting the upperhand. Colleen gets knocked for a loop and Akira takes to the ropes, getting tripped up by Zachary Valentine on the outside. Akira turns her attention to him and Colleen catches her with a dropkick, knocking her forward into 50CENTAVOS on the apron who ends up connecting with Toby Yoyo on the floor! The Light-Heavyweight Champ rushes the ring, just as Akira levels Colleen with a nasty lariat. FIDDY starts trading punches with Akira, then takes a shortcut with an eye rake, springs off the ropes to hit an STO Bomber. Matt charges the ring but FIDDY dumps him over the top rope with a shoulder throw, Matt grabbed the top rope going over to try and stabilize himself, but didn't get the chance as he landed right on Toby Yoyo, getting caught and powerbombed hard on the outside! FIDDY is forced to the corner, but Colleen is up and makes the tag to him.
FIDDY continues the attack on his challenger at Tribulation, snapping off a hurricanrana whip as Akira gets to her feet. FIDDY wears her down with chops and kicks, following up with a vertical suplex. 50CENTAVOS takes to the ropes, looking to hit that STO Bomber, but Akira catches him with the overhead belly-to-belly again. Akira starts looking to finish this one off, but there's a huge commotion at the entryway-- it's Jason Wesley! He's backpedaling down the entryway, holding his jaw, as Mr. E emerges from the entryway and in hot pursuit! Jason and Mr. E trade blows on the rampway, with Jason getting the better of the exchange, chasing Mr. E down toward the ring. Mr. E rolls in, right in the middle of the match, Jason right in after him, and they continue their brawl right during our main event, and the ref calls to throw this one out! WTF, MAN?!? No Contest [Visper:] Amazing! Jason Wesley and Mr. E have been brawling ever since the end of Jason's match earlier in the night! We thought security had been able to break it up, but, we were quite wrong! [Jr.:] These two men just want to ruin each other! Can't they just wait? IT WILL HAPPEN SOON ENOUGH! STOP PULLING THE TRIGGER ON OUR BIG MONEY MATCH!! 50CENTAVOS and Toby Yoyo have long-since ditched the ring, heading up the entryway with the Light-Heavyweight Championship in tow. Jason and Mr. E tie-up in the center of the ring, but Colleen nails a low blow on Wesley, and gets Mr. E, too! Mr. E even seems to've gotten the worst of it! Both men crumble to the mat, and Colleen begins moving them out of the ring, standing up into a running lariat from Aki-- no, Colleen ducked, clutches Akira from behind and hits the Blackjack! Colleen gets back to her feet, turns around into a toe kick from Matt Shane, and Matt Shane with the AcuPUNKture! Cataclysmic Clash hits the PA as Matt Shane takes a moment to survey the carnage, and is handed the NDP Championship, holding the title high as he goes back-and-forth between the turnbuckles to pose for the crowd. © 2006, New Damage Prowrestling |
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