31Aug06; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[motosada]

Pyro, music, and video packages welcome you to Maelstrom, here, from Nameless Municipal Arena in Anytown, USA!

[Visper:] Welcome, peoples of all races, sexes, creeds, colors, religions, and tolerances to the words "paint chips", "extreme", "'O' face", and "funnel cake".

[Jr.:] We've got a bit show tonight - QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR INDUSTRY - with two big main event matches signed for later tonight, but we're going to start off with some HAWT! six-man tag team action!

[Visper:] That's disturbing. And a little frightening, too.

[Jr.:] What is?

[Visper:] Well, first off, half the people in the upcoming match are females. Second, you referred to "six-man action" as "HAWT!". ... Is there something you're not telling us, Lann?

[Jr.:] Like... what?

[Visper:] Oh, hey, nothin'. I'm just sayin'. The cowboy hat, the cowboy boots, the unnecessarily big belt buckle, the dress shirt tucked into a pair of blue jeans...

[Jr.:] Is this going to lead to a really bad joke?

[Visper:] No. It's going to lead to a really bad Brokeback Mountain joke.

[Jr.:] That movie was stupid and Ang Lee should be deported.

[Visper:] Hey! You stop ripping off poor Trevor Murdoch!

<<Six-Person Tag Match>>
(Ramirez and Erica Belleza (w/ Galcian))
and
Trent "Trauma" Kasta
vs.

and
"Mistress" Roselyn Pride

To say that the Sin-Bound and Roselyn dominated here would be both an overstatement and an outright lie. Ramirez and Belleza showed off some well-oiled-machine-style tagging, keeping Tani isolated for a good 8 minutes, stretching her, slamming her, and just generally being mean, in addition to almost completely ignoring Trent Kasta. After repeatedly being denied, Tani finally made the hot tag to Kazen, BUT THE REF DIDN'T SEE IT!!, leading to more double teaming from ARMADA.

When Tani finally made the tag to Kazen, he came in like a house of fire, only to get snatched by a double-team scrapbuster by Ramirez and Belleza. Kazen fought off the members of ARMADA, dove to tag in Roselyn, but she hopped off the apron and hid under the ring, leaving Kazen to be proverbially f'd in the a. Kazen and Tani fought off ARMADA - and occasionally Trent Kasta when Ramirez or Belleza got bored - and did a decent job of it. Kazen nearly picked up the win over Ramirez with that Angel Arm of his. But, it was not to be, as Ramirez, Belleza, and Kasta were just a bit too much for Tani and Kazen, as ARMADA finally utilized Trent Kasta by throwing Tani into him before hitting the Rains of Destruction on Kazen for the win.

Ramirez wins by pinfall
Time: 17.33

Trent slid into the ring after recovering from the Tani-missile that had knocked him off the apron, and demanded to know what the hell Ramirez and Belleza were doing. Belleza tried to calm Kasta down, lest he end up like their opponents, when Roselyn Pride finally emerged from under the ring, wearing what looks like the body of a giant bear outfit, grabbing Kasta from behind and locking in Summon Suffering. Belleza, Ramirez, and Galcian all looked on, then shrugged their shoulders and left.

--Commercial break--

Backstage, in moto's office. He's going over some paperwork when his intercom buzzes.

[Girl over intercom:] Sir, there's a young man here to see you.

[motosada:] Oy. Let 'im in.

After a moment, the door opens and in walks aforementioned young man, wearing an NDP t-shirt with the sides cut off (think HBK), and purple tights criss-crossed with black and silver lines. moto stands up and extends his hand.

[motosada:] Nice to meet you, Mister...

The young man reaches his hand out and shakes excitedly.

[Young man:] Divine! Eric Divine! It's a pleasure!

[motosada:] So, how can I help you, Mr. Divine?

[Eric:] Well, see, I'm just trying to get my face out there, tryin' to make a name for myself, y'see? And, I was wonderin' if you would happen to have an open spot in your roster.

moto thinks for a moment, before a smile crosses his face.

[motosada:] Yanno what? As a matter of fact, I do. Due to some recent events, I had to make a couple changes to tonight's card. But, I've got a great opportunity for ya. And tell ya what. If you pull off the victory tonight, you'll not only get a spot on the roster, but you'll most certainly shoot up the rankings for the Light-Heavyweight Championship.

Divine's face lights up.

[Eric:] Really?!

[motosada:] Check this out; tonight, Eric Divine, in a non-title match against the New Damage Prowrestling Light-Heavyweight Champion, 50CENTAVOS.

Not even entirely sure Eric Divine heard that part; he's had this big grin on his face since moto mentioned shooting up the rankings.

[motosada:] Sound good?

[Eric:] That... sounds fantastic, sir! I won't let you down!

Eric excitedly shakes moto's hand, huge smile on his face, and then leaves the office, shutting the door quite softly.

[motosada:] ... Well, at least he didn't slam the doo--

A framed picture on the wall suddenly drops to a side, teetering for a moment before it crashes to the ground.

[motosada:] -_-;

moto clicks a button on his intercom.

[motosada:] Jane? Cancel the health insurance for the new kid.

[Jane on intercom:] Yes, sir.

Fade out, back to the arena!

[Visper:] Boy, did that kid ever get set-up or what?

[Jr.:] Speaking of "set-up", Kaori NiGHT has certainly had some issues lately, stemming mostly from another newcomer to our ranks here in NDP by the name of Holly.

[Visper:] Nice segue there, dummy. Anyway, after Holly made a surprise debut--

[Jr.:] Set-up.

[Visper:] ¬_¬ ...to replace the now-deposed Jo Ryder at FORSAKEN, Holly has humiliated Kaori at every turn, and continues to run her mouth about it, which has to infuriate Kaori to no end.

Kaori NiGHT hits the arena and makes her way down to the ring with her usual over-dramatic flair. Posing for the crowd, she grabs a microphone from a stagehand and her theme dies down.

[Kaori:] I would just like to say a couple things to Holly, because God knows that I'm just such a huge fan. At FORSAKEN, I'll admit, you got the drop on li'l ol' me. But that will not be the case at Tribulation! At Tribulation, we're going to go one-on-one, and I will prove that the only way you could possibly beat me, is if I'm thinking that I'm going to be in Three Stages of Hell versus Jo Ryder, only to get some blonde, half-plastic, insipid, foul-mouthed fat-ass who thinks that cottage cheese thighs look good hanging out of already-too-tight spandex shorts. THEY DON'T, OKAY?!?!

<<Singles Match>>
"The Reel Heel" Chris Michaels
vs.
"The Queen of Professional Wrestling" Kaori NiGHT

Chris Michaels, still looking for his first big win here in NDP to put him on the radar, was not to get it on this night. Kaori came into the match looking past Michaels, and the Reel Heel was able to start off strong because of that. Michaels had the match going fast, constantly keeping his opponent in movement to wear her down.

Kaori got tired of that quick, tho, smashing straight on into Michaels with her elbow. Kaori nipped up, and started laying into Michaels with heavy kicks, leaving red marks all over his chest and back. Kaori looked to make short work of Michaels from this point, but a missed NiGHTsault set her up for Michael's Chick Magnet, only for Kaori to get her legs around Michaels' neck mid-move and flip him around into a hurricanrana for the 1, 2, 3!

Kaori NiGHT wins by pinfall
Time: 13.40

Kaori stands tall and soaks in her victory for a minute before heading back up the entryway-- Holly! Holly just leveled Kaori with a big running enzui lariat! Kaori is OUT!, and Holly is just laughing at what she's done, bending down and poking at Kaori to see if she's still moving. After a moment, she stands back up and heads down to the ring, laughing.

--Commercial break--

[motosada]

Holly already in the ring, waiting for her opponent to come down to the ring. A shot of Kaori NiGHT is shown, still laid out along the entryway. Iron Maiden's The Trooper brings Randy Isiac to the arena, looking a fair mixture of excited and anxious. As he's walking down the entryway, he spots the passed-out Kaori NiGHT, does a double-take at the unconscious body, and then continues his walk toward the ring, looking a bit more nervous now.

[Jr.:] Holly, the self-proclaimed Joshi Ace, is getting a great opportunity to shine here on Maelstrom, against a young man who comes to us from jolly ol' England.

[Visper:] Was the bad imitation English accent really necessary there?

[Jr.:] Absolutely, luv!

[Visper:] Stop it, or I'll start kicking you.

[Jr.:] Fair enough. So, um... back to Randy Isiac. His challenge is a big'un, as Holly is always a tough opponent. You gotta believe that a victory for Randy Isiac would catapult him into Light-Heavyweight Championship title picture.

[Visper:] The only thing "big" about Holly is her pen--

[Jr.:] You can't say that sort of thing on TV!

[Visper:] ...cils. Yeah. Her... pencil collection. It's HUGE in Japan, from what I hear.

<<Singles Match>>
"Bitch-Jitzu Mistress" Holly
vs.
"The English Icon" Randy Isiac

Holly rolls Isiac over and starts to apply that inverted Figure Four she calls the "H-Lock 69", and has it locked in! Randy Isiac is flailing, trying to get to the ropes as Holly continues to pull back on his leg, trying to snap it in half, and looks up to see Kaori NiGHT standing in front of her! The referee tries to escort Kaori out of the ring as Holly just stares at her, yelling some not-family-friendly obscenities at the HUGE International Pop Star, but Kaori shoves the referee away and throws herself back into the ropes, pushing off and charging right Holly, meeting her with a sliding yakuza kick!!

Holly wins by disqualification
Time: 7.35

Holly gets off the mat after having her bell rung, and spears Kaori!! As Holly and Kaori brawl in the center of the ring, ladies and gentlemen, we have a caaaaaaaaaaaaaatfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggght~~~~~~~~~!!!1 The crowd just stares on as security and referees make a mad dash to the ring to break the fight up.

[Visper:] Good lord! Kaori NiGHT, I think, just got one back on Holly after Holly attacked the self-proclaimed Queen of Professional Wrestling moments after her match. She did it very deliberately, too, letting Holly see her there before going for the attack, instead of sneaking up from behind like Holly did.

[Jr.:] One thing's for sure; at Tribulation, these two just might kill one another. Or at least a hospitalization. There's bad blood, and then there's this sort of thing.

--Commercial break--

Back from commercial as we see the young man known as Eric Divine already standing in the ring. NEVER A GOOD SIGN. Many Men hits the arena, bringing out 50CENTAVOS and Chinga.

[Visper:] You might be noticing that our NDP Champion, 50CENTAVOS, is lacking some of his usual backup. Well, because of a situation that went down at a recent PW-WHAT show, Taurus and Zero-G are no longer associated with the Light-Heavyweight Champion; in fact, Taurus assaulted 50CENTAVOS to end their partnership.

[Jr.:] The Light-Heavyweight Champion, 50CENTAVOS, can't be too pleased about that, and can't be pleased that his match tonight was changed, and that can't be good for this kid, Evan Divine.

FIDDY enters the ring, displays the title, and then extends his hand to Divine. Divine accepts BUT FIDDY JUST SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE! WHAT A SHOW OF DISRESPECT FOR THIS KID!!!

<<Singles Match>>
Eric Divine
vs.
Light-Heavyweight Champion 50CENTAVOS (w/ Chinga)

From the slap in the face, before the bell even rang, things did not go very well for Evan Divine. That's not to say he didn't give FIDDY a run for his centavos; it's just that, well, Chinga is a really big guy, and the two members of Gambero Unit took out a lot of frustrations on him. Divine started to get things rolling in his favor big time after a series of flash pins kept getting him closer and closer to the precious three count, but as he took to the ropes to nail a raising FIDDY with (presumably) some kind of running move, Chinga tripped him up. Divine sat up, right into the Concussion King Kick, and he was out!

50CENTAVOS wins by CRITICAL! KO
Time: 8.32

[Visper:] I hate to say it, but, that kid just didn't stand a chance. Going up against a guy like the Light-Heavyweight Champion 50CENTAVOS, not to mention having his back-up at ringside... not exactly a great way to try and secure a spot here.

[Jr.:] Talk about a deck being stacked.

--Commercial break--

[motosada]

Remedy blasts over the P.A as The Thirty-Two and a Half Thousand Dollar Man, Jason Wesley steps through the curtain brandishing his enormous cheque.

[Jr.]: He sure does like that check! The way he's always fawnin' over it, you'd think he likes that big piece uh' cardboard more than he does the cash money it's worth!

[Visper]: I guess that's why he's never bother to, yanno, cash it.

[Jr]: Well, where exactly do you go to cash a giant cheque, anyway? I've never seen a giant bank...

[Visper]: ....

Jason poses for several moments, showing off the cheque to a bit of a mixed reaction before holding his finger up to his lips, asking for the crowd to quieten down. They don't really die down much, but that doesn't seem to phase him. The finger to his lips was more of a gesture than anything else, really, as a smirk curls his lips, and his sneaks off to the side of the set, crouching down and hiding behind his cheque as Remedy fades.

[Jr.]: What's he doin'?

[Visper]: I dunno, Lann. From the looks of things, seems like he might be getting ready to hunt wabbits.

Moments later, the arena lights dim, and smoke begins to fill the air as the haunting I Pagaliacci begins to play. It doesn't take long for Mr. E to appear through the curtain, his looming figure shrouded in the smoke. He walks toward the ring at a deliberate, steady pace. It's one of those awe-inducing entrances that leaves you with goosebumps on the back of your neck... that is, until a blood-curdling scream interrupting, and makes you have to check and make sure you didn't poop yourself.

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. E goes tumbling down the aisle, with Jason Wesley right on top of him!

[Jr.]: Did you see that?! Jason Wesley took a running start, used that cheque like a pole vault, and flung himself right into Mr. E! It was an ambush! THAT's why he was hiding! It was a set-up all along!

[Visper]: Uh, duh?

Jason has back mount, raining down punches and forearms to the back of Mr. E's head and neck, but Mr. E quickly rolls over and starts throwing haymakers from the bottom. They trade positions several times, wildly swinging as road agents, referees, and security personnel pour out from the back to try and separate them.

[Jr.]: This one's turned into a bar room brawl before it ever got down to the ring!

Mobs of people finally pry their way in between the two, separating them... but Jason turns around and darts over toward the cheque. He picks it up off the ground, and lunges back toward Mr. E with wild, overhead swings, bringing it down on top of Mr. E and anyone else in the vicinity. Mr. E flails back with punches ans kicks, unable to do much to retaliate while he's being restrained. But suddenly, he blocks one of the cheque shots, grabbing it, and tearing it out of Jason's hands. He spits toward Wesley, then flings the giant cheque over his head and into the crowd! Jason suddenly looks pale, and scrambles into the sea of people to try and regain his prized possession.. but, Mr. E is hot on his trail, grabbing him by the ankles and raining down clubbing blows across his back. Security tries to restrain Mr. E, and tries to keep Jason out of the crowd, all while the crowd starts body surfing the giant cheque! Jason's screaming at them to get their dirty hands off, and Mr. E's still taking every shot he can get.

<<Singles Match>>
"Violence Tenor" Mr. E
vs.
"The Pinnicle" Jason Wesley

No Contest

--Commercial break--

[Visper:] Now, it's time for the main main event! This is gonna be a big one!

[Jr.:] And, hopefully, an actual match! Unlike our last main event!

[Visper:] You ain't kiddin'! Man, that was crazy.

[Jr.:] Did Jason ever get his giant cheque back?

[Visper:] Well, somebody got it, at any rate.

[Jr.:] We've got a match right now, right?

[Visper:] Looks that way. Colleen has been begging - literally - for this kind of opportunity for a long, long time. And although both of them were part of the NDP Championship match at FORSAKEN, this match will net them a singles match for the title at our upcoming Tribulation Supercard Event.

[Jr.:] With Colleen being as sneaky as a pair of Sketchers, and Galcian not afraid to break a little girl in two, this one could either be very short, or very awesome. But, most certainly very brutal.

<< Championship #1 Contender Singles Match>>
"The Living Venus" Colleen (w/ Zachery Valentine)
vs.
"Zealot" Adam Galcian (w/ ARMADA)

This match, ladies and gentlemen, was far better than it had any right to be. Galcian took control early, just because Colleen couldn't get a damn move in. She tried, but would just get clubbed in the back or thrown into a corner. Galcian threw Colleen around, just dominating the match with suplexes and heavy punches. Galcian began driving Colleen into the corner, went for a running body smash, and Colleen hit a dropkick right to the knee!

Galcian looked like he'd lost his leg in the war, and Colleen took full advantage of that, punishing the former Dungeon dweller with a couple basic joint locks, along with those weird body work moves you see a lot these days, like the KneeDT, a Russian sweep kneebuster-- even a Sin City Stunner to the knee! Colleen began to try and apply the HalfTamer, but--

[Belleza:] HEY! UGLY!

... Yeah, Belleza with the distraction, allowing Galcian the time to get himself back together, running enzui lariat to Colleen! Galcian is still hobbling on his bad wheel, pulls Colleen to her feet just to drop her on her head with the Deadly Backdrop! Galcian covers; one, two, thr-- kickout!

Galcian goes to apply Terminal, Colleen struggling against it, but Galcian manages to lock it in anyway! Colleen's arms flailing, she grabs onto something-- she taps! Colleen tapped out!

Galcian wins by submission
Time: 15:33
Rating: 94%

There's commotion at ringside as Zachary tells the referee that Colleen was holding onto the rope-- in fact, she still is! The referee talks to someone at ringside, and then says something to the time keeper-- the match is going to be restarted!! Galcian looks less-than-amused, and begins to protest. Zachary slides a chair into the ring for Colleen, she grabs it and sneaks behind Galcian-- chop block with the chair from Colleen! The ref sees and calls for the bell! The match has restarted, but not before Colleen managed to soften up Galcian with the chair!

Colleen goes right for the kill, sinking in an elbow leg lock, trying to pull that lower leg free of Galcian. She gets to her feet, hangs the leg up on the top rope, runs to the other side of the ropes, running dropkick to the knee! Colleen's up to her feet, and hits another dropkick to Galcian's knee, this one springing him off the ropes and down to the mat. Colleen with the figure four, Galcian is definitely feelin' it! He's struggling to get to the ropes, Belleza up on the apron, distracts the ref, Ramirez springboards into the ring and hits Colleen with a guillotine leg drop! Ramirez unhooks the figure four and rolls out of the ring as Galcian makes the cover; one, two, thr-- KICKOUT!!

Belleza and Ramirez are in shock, and Galcian prepares to finish the job. He gets to his feet and begins to pull Colleen up-- Colleen with an arm sweep to the back of Galcian's knee takes him down, figure four jackknife pin from The Living Venus; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT! BAH GAWD KING!

Colleen to her feet, stalking Galcian, Galcian back to his feet and Colleen with the Spinning Chamber! Colleen covers; one, two, thr-- Galcian kicks out again!

Zachary slides another chair into the ring and then hops up on the apron to distract the referee. Colleen grabs the chair, Galcian getting to his feet, Colleen swings for the fences and Galcian ducks! Galcian getting to his feet again, Colleen swings overhead and Galcian moves-- the chair connects with Zachary Valentine! Zach does a slloooooooooow backward fall off the apron, landing in a mess, and Colleen doesn't look bothered in the least! The ref takes the chair, and Galcian springs off the ropes to level Colleen with a vicious lariat that grounds Galcian as well! Colleen looks dead, but Galcian can't get up to capitalize. Colleen begins to get to her feet, and Galcian hobbles up to his on the bad knee, Colleen approaches Galcian but Galcian with a kick to the gut pulls Colleen in, Galcian's going for a definite kill here, but he can't pull Colleen up for either his piledriver or powerbomb, and Colleen drops down and suddenly shoots up with a vicious headbutt to Galcian's jaw! She literally jumped up right into Galcian's face! Galcian stumbles back, steps forward right into a kick from Colleen, Colleen hooks him in for a suplex, lifts him up and then drops him legs onto the top rope, Galcian slingshots off and Colleen with a slingshot suplex-- No! Colleen twists him around in mid-air-- Suplex Stunner from Colleen! That was a disturbing angle for Colleen to hit that Stunner at! Colleen covers, pulling both legs up and pulling on the tights; one, two, three!!

Colleen wins by pinfall
Time: 19.18

The bell rings and the ref raises Colleen's hand in victory, a huge smile on the face of The Living Venus. Zachary Valentine rolls into the ring, holding his back for a moment before he begins clapping for his charge, as Colleen mounts a turnbuckle and motions that the NDP Championship is going to be hers.

[Visper:] And just like that, Colleen is going to Tribulation to face Matt Shane for the NDP Championship!

[Jr.:] She cheated the whole time, but in the end, she still managed to outmaneuver ARMADA and get the win, and she will finally be getting the opportunity she's been grasping for since the initial NDP Championship Tournament.

Colleen and Zachary exit the ring, with Zachary favoring his back the way up. They both stare at the ring, Colleen with a wide smile on her face-- Colleen just bumped into something! Colleen turns around and sees...

[Visper:] IT'S MATT SHANE! ... When did he come out? Has he been watching the whole time?

[Jr.:] I dunno, but I do know that THE CHAMP IS HERE!

Zachary turns around when he realizes that Colleen is no longer staring at the ring, and upon seeing Matt Shane falls down and starts to tumble down the ramp. Colleen and Matt eye each other, focused, huge stare-down going on, and Colleen breaks it up with another big smile. She points to the NDP Championship, motions around her waist, and then simply walks around Matt Shane toward the exit, but not before saying some mean things to the NDP Champion.


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