24Dec05; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[motosada]

Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth by Marilyn Manson blasts through Viking Hall, welcoming j00 all once again to NDP Maelstrom!

Finally!

[Visper:] Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadiiiiieeeeees and gentlemen, welcome to Maelstrom! Look! A show! A real, honest-to-goodness show!

[Jr.:] We apologize for the lack of broadcasts over the past few months. NDP management has prepared the following statement, however, in regards to our absence from television;

Lann clears his throat and reads from a sheet of paper.

[Jr.:] "We weren't not doing shows; you just couldn't see them because of solar flares mixing with swamp gas and therefore making it look like we weren't on TV."

[Visper:] ...

[Jr.:] ...

[Visper:] ... OH! They're serious! Gaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaahaha! Oh, God, dude!!

Visper falls out of her chair, laughing.

[Jr.:] ... Medic!

Good thing the medics are making their way down to ringside; chances are they'll have a good job by the end of this match! Piter Svoboda is already in the ring, awaiting Roselyn Pride. The lights black out and Hellfire begins playing over the PA. The lights hit back on, and Roselyn is in the ring, standing right behind Svoboda!!

<<Singles Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
"Mistress" Roselyn Pride
vs.
"The Show-Opener" Piter Svoboda

Roselyn lunges forward and locks in the Cobra Clutch, bell rings, and Roselyn has already pulled Svoboda to the ground and applied the body scissors!! Svoboda squirms for a moment, but certainly not enough to escape the hold, and the Summon Suffering puts Svoboda out in mere seconds!

Roselyn Pride wins by TKO
Time: 0:09
Rating: KTFO!

Hellfire begins playing over the PA again, and Roselyn lets go of Summon Suffering. She exits the ring and head back up the entry way, leaving Svoboda out in the center of the ring.

[Visper:] ... Wait. Is the match over already?

[Jr.:] Yeah.

[Visper:] Damn.

--Commercial break--

Fade back from commercial. Phil Buster is backstage, walking to the guerrilla position, when he's stopped by Gene Starr.

[Gene:] 'ey.

Phil gives Gene a blank stare.

[Phil:] Uh... Yeah?

[Gene:] Here's the deal; I've got a match against this guy at Forsaken. I know that you do good work. Why doncha rough 'im up an extra little bit for me?

Phil pauses for a moment, and then busts out laughing.

[Phil:] No, no, no. Just... no.

Phil continues on his way, laughing, and Gene just stands in the hall, snarling.

Fade into moto's office. Trent Kasta, looking like the north end of a south-bound mule. Looking up, moto jumps out of his chair.

[motosada:] The fuck? Kasta? ... Where the fuck've you been?!

Trauma makes his way to moto's desk and throws his fists down on the desk, using them to hold him up. He looks up, face hidden by dreadlocks, voice slow and hateful.

[Trauma:] I... want... Rosel--

[motosada:] Oooooooooh, no. Not until you tell me where the hell you've been since September! You've no-showed twice! You better have a good expla--

Trauma reaches up quickly and grabs moto by the collar and pulls him close.

[Trauma:] I... want... Roselyn... Pride...

[motosada:] Not until you tell me what--

Trauma lets go of moto and takes a step back. His head hangs as he speaks.

[Trauma:] That psycho bitch... abducted me... and dressed me up in a bear suit...

[motosada:]

[Trauma:] ...and I want to snap her goddamned neck.

[motosada:] Wasn't knocking her ass out before SuperKickFest04 enough?

Trauma shoots moto a look that says "no".

[motosada:] Eee. Fine. Okay. You vs Roselyn Pride, at FORSAKEN.

[Trauma:] If I win... I want her to never touch me again, or else you fire her.

[motosada:] Okay. Sounds fair. But, if she wins, then... let me think... ... Ah! Okay. If she wins, she wins your contract.

Trent snaps his head up, shocked.

[Trauma:] WHAT?!?

[motosada:] Well... she seems to like you, after all. If she beats you, I'll sign your NDP contract over to her.

Trauma stands, growling.

[motosada:] ... Or, I could just not make the match at all...

[Trauma:] FINE!

Trauma turns around and exits, leaving the door wide open. moto just sighs and sits down, before his chair collapses under him.

--Commercial break--

[Visper:] Welcome back. Up next, we have some tag team action for ya!

[Jr.:] We've seen Randy Isiac and Chris Michaels team up before in NDP, and even though they did win, they didn't seem to exactly be on the same page following the match. And, of course, we have D•NiGHT, the team of Domino and Kaori NiGHT - both of which look a bit different than we've seen them in past shows.

[Visper:] Well, that's what happens when you get a bad dye-job. I certainly hope Kaori has learned that she's an awful blonde.

[Jr.:] There will also be something extra to look out for here, since Domino and Randy Isiac will match-up at FORSAKEN. And Kaori NiGHT, of course, will be having what should prove to be an epic Three Stages of Hell match against Jo Ryder the very same night.

[Visper:] And not to discount Domino and Randy Isiac, but the Three Stages of Hell will easily steal the show. Especially if it reaches the third stage; a fluorescent lighttube deathmatch between the two.

[Jr.:] But...

[Visper:] Yeah. That could be months away!

[Jr.:] Barring any more solar flares, anyway.

[Visper:] Exactly! Meanwhile, we've got a match right now!

<<Tag Team Match>> [The GREAT Moto]

vs.
"English Icon" Randy Isiac
and
"The Reel Heel" Chris Michaels

The bell rings, and Chris Michaels runs right at Kaori, peppering her with forearms, and raising both the ire of Domino as well as Kaori, Dom kicking Chris off, but getting splashed by Isaic. Kaori goes right after Michaels, knocking him down after two clinched knees, then sole butts Isaic right in the kidney! Several "oh"s are heard, and Isaic crumples and falls, getting stomped by a furious Domino. Chris Michaels has since rolled out of the ring. They both pick up Isaic, and they take turns hitting him with hammer blows, until he falls to a knee. Kaori gets a waistlock on him, and lifts him up for a short facebuster, before Domino jumps up and hits a High Jump Facebuster as Kaori sits out. Kaori scoots out, and Domino rolls over on top of him, and applies a Torture Camel Clutch, Kaori posing behind her! Chris is still out on the floor. recuperating. Kaori moves again, and this time, Domino takes her time and applies a Queen Angelito Stretch! Isaic alternates in screaming "No!" and "Chris!!" but neither seem to get him anywhere, as he's just suspended by Domino. Kaori hits the ropes, and leapfrogs Domino, stomping Isaic on the way down! Dom lets go, and both pose for a moment, before Kaori kicks Isaic onto his back, and pins with one foot. One, two, th-Isaic kicks out!

[Visper:] Absolutely vicious double-teaming from D•NiGHT!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD JEZEBELS! This is completely uncalled for!

[Visper:] BUT! It's funny!

Kaori looks confused, as does Dom, and this time, Kaori sinks to her knees and applies a double hand press. One! Two! Thr-Michaels breaks it up with a low Yakuza Kick to Kaori! She didn't even see it coming! Domino rushes at Michaels, but Michaels is able to armdrag her, both of them popping up. They take a moment to trade forearms, before Michaels rakes her eyes, and kicks her right in the stomach. Michaels bends Domino over, and grins, then gets into powerbomb position, as Kaori raises up behind her. Dom struggles for a moment before it becomes obvious she's playing possum! Chris hooks one arm, going for the Chick Magnet!

He bends over to hook the other, but that ends up with him leaning into a roundhouse from Kaori! Her fists are clenched and she's shaking with fury, touching a finger to the small bruise on her cheek, before she looks at Dom, and motions for her to get him up! Kaori gets right up to the top rope, and Domino gets in position, lifting him up for a Japanese ocean cyclone, then hitting the D•NiGHT Device!! Kaori covers! One! Two! Thr-Isaic breaks up the pin! Domino is on Isaic like a fly to feces, smashing him with palm strikes, and Kaori doesn't miss a beat, bringing Chris up to his feet, and hoisting him up with a scream...NiGHT's Crest!! Cover! One! Two! Three! Near-total domination by D*NiGHT.

Kaori NiGHT wins by pinfall
Rating: 49%
Time: 7.40

[Visper:] And quite the return to NDP for D•NiGHT. The short hiatus has certainly not had negative effect on the two, as they dominate the competition.

In the ring, Michaels is slowly getting back to his feet. Randy Isiac starts trying to help him up, but Michaels shoves him away and starts a string of obscenities. Isiac looks quite buggered, and walks off.

--Commercial break--

[motosada]

[Visper:] Our next match in the NDP Championship Series will feature the Technical King, Phil Buster, as he faces the enigmatic--

[Jr.:] Which means "weird".

[Visper:] Right. The enigmatic Victor Harris. We don't know a lot about these two--

[Jr.:] Except that Phil Buster was a nose tackle for Pensacola University's varsity team!

[Visper:] ...

[Jr.:] What?

[Visper:] Stop making crap up. You remember what the lawyers said, right?

[Jr.:] ... Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

<< Championship Series Singles Match>> [Joe]
"Technical King" Phil Buster
vs.
"Demon Fox" Victor Harris

Harris and Buster in ring, the two men staring each other down - the two men circle a bit, Phil Buster shoots in, taking Harris down - Harris uses his size to keep Phil from getting too good a position, stomping upwards at Phil's chest, pushing him back and away... Phil advances, holding the ankle of Harris, Victor stomps at Phil's chest again, pushing him back away.

Phil turns, he stomps at the thigh once - turns, soccer kicks to the thigh! GOOOOOOOOOOO- no, wait, sorry. Victor's not flying anywhere, but Phil's taking his time tearing apart the leg... he turns Victor to his back, knee breaker! Phil steps back, lets Victor Harris get to his feet and the two men circle each other again. Phil shoots for the tackle again, Victor blocks it, no, Phil turns Victor to his back, rolling into a loose legbar...

[Jr.:] So, uh, what's Victor's strategy here?

[Visper:] -reading from a sheet- Victor Harris isn't likely to gain the points necessary to advance to the NDP Championship match up - so, he may be looking to gain a little experience in submission wrestling from spending time letting Phil Buster work him over with holds!

[Jr.:] ...so, wait, his strategy is to lose?

[Visper:] The sheet doesn't say that much.

[Jr.:] ...where are you getting these sheets?

[Visper:] I can neither confirm, nor deny, the existence of somebody secretly passing me notes regarding commentary during matches.

Victor escapes the legbar, but Phil's twisted up to the arms, working for a keylock - focusing apparently on shoot submissions here, a wide variety of holds being used, not to win, but apparently to work through some holds.

Harris getting frustrated with the holds, Phil twists his body and locks Harris' head in place with his legs while tweaking the armbar... Phil releases the hold, letting Harris get up.

Harris looks tired of sticking about for submissions and slugs Phil in the side of the head with his elbow - batting around Phil with elbows and punches, throwing him with a suplex to top it off. Phil gets right back up, and he's willing to play the suplex game - GERMAN! Harris gets to his knees, shaking his head a bit, as Phil charges in - GERMAN SUPLEX! Holds the bridge as the referee slides in, 1, 2 - kickout!

Victor is looking surprised as hell at that, suddenly wishing he'd kept up the submission defensive strategy... Phil goes behind on Victor, puts the waistlock on, Harris reaches back, grabs the arm and drops into a keylock - A KEYLOCK?! Phil twists out of the keylock easily enough, taking advantage of Harris' inexperience, but he's looking a bit shocked that Harris would dig into his submission arsenal so willingly.

Harris charges Phil - low dropkick, Phil goes right into working over the leg again, Harris, not as able to control Phil by kicking at him. Phil rolls the leg about, cross knee breaker! Victor tries crawling to the ropes, Phil giving up the hold easily enough, before hammering the knee with stomps, knee breakers, wearing down the leg violently, slamming it against the mat, and turning him over - Philibuster!

Harris struggles, but can't get out of it, tapping out!

Phil Buster wins by submission
Time: 17.32

--Commercial break--

[Visper:] Now, if you've been watching Outbreak, you'd know that the NDP Light-Heavyweight Champion, Akira Blaze, and Jo Ryder have been teaming up against various combinations of the Flash Senshi.

[Jr.:] And doing pretty well for themselves. Poor Tuxedo Kazen.

[Visper:] In their last match, however, the team of Princess Aika - who will be facing Akira Blaze for the Light-Heavyweight Championship at FORSAKEN - and Tuxedo Kazen did some damage to Akira's arm. Princess Aika has a few arm submissions she likes to work, and you know that Princess Aika is going to look to further damaging the arm of the Light-Heavyweight Champion.

[Jr.:] Jo and Akira have their work cut out for them, too, because there's no Tuxedo Kazen in this match for them to reverse his finisher into the win.

[Visper:] But, he is at ringside; he could still be a factor.

<<Tag Team Match>> [Joe]
Light-Heavyweight Champion Akira Blaze
and
Jo Ryder
vs.


Akira Blaze starting for their team, Princess Aika starting for the Flash Senshi - Princess Aika right in on Akira, throwing elbows to daze Akira; but, not having much luck - Akira Blaze looks frustrated, bowls her over with a lariat! Princess Aika flips, landing on her knees, and looking like she's just gotten off of a roller coaster, dazed and confused - Akira Blaze rushes the ropes, dropkick to Princess Aika's back, knocking her to the canvas...

Princess Aika gets to her feet, rolling to the ropes, and grabbing them - the ref orders Akira Blaze to back off, while Princess Aika keeps a death grip on the ropes. Akira turns away to play to the crowd, and Princess Aika charges at her - Akira turns, and Princess Aika stops dead in her tracks. Akira charges, and Princess Aika runs, the two circling the ring, Akira chasing, Princess running... She runs, Jo Ryder shoves her foot out - POW! Aika not looking where she's going, and eating a face full of size six and a half boot! Jo shakes her foot out, and Akira tags Jo in... Jo Ryder circles the fallen Princess Aika, shaking her head a bit as she watches.

Charcoal Lady yells at Jo from the corner, distracting her and the referee while Tuxedo Kazen slides a chair in to Princess Aika - Jo turns back to Princess Aika - Princess Aika throws the chair at Jo! Princess Aika falls to the ground, acting as if Jo hit her with the chair.... Jo slams the chair against the ground, and throws it at Princess Aika, crumpling to the ground, playing dead - the ref turns, Princess Aika's got the chair in hand, Jo Ryder slumped on the ground looking knocked out... THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!

Jo Ryder and Akira Blaze win by disqualification
Time: 5.33

Akira Blaze and Jo Ryder - who seemingly recovered MAGICALLY at the sound of the bell - celebrate, cheering and playing to the crowd, as Princess Aika stares at the chair and Jo Ryder in disbelief... Tuxedo Kazen gets into the ring, and Princess Aika CRACKS the chair against Jo Ryder's face! OH MY GOD! Charcoal Lady with Future Flash Magic on Akira Blaze, and Tuxedo Kazen pulls Jo Ryder up... Tiger Driver '05! HE HITS IT! Jo Ryder is limp on the canvas - for real, this time - and the three turn their attentions to Akira Blaze, Charcoal Lady ascending to the top rope... Tuxedo Kazen sets Akira Blaze up on her shoulders, Charcoal Lady with the Future Flash Magic-- Flash Device!

The three stomp randomly at the two women, Jo Ryder not moving after taking that Tiger Driver '05, Akira Blaze struggling to her feet - Princess Aika swings that chair wildly, cracking loudly against Akira's back... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY STOP THI- Eh? Kaori Night and Domino rushing the ring! The Flash Senshi don't seem to pay them any mind, instead welcoming them to the ring... Domino with a Superkick on Tuxedo Kazen, Kaori with a running Facecrusher on Princess Aika... Charcoal Lady takes off, and Princess Aika stands to her feet, taking off her tiara and whipping it toward Kaori Night, who grabs it out of the air - Princess Aika's eyes go wide, and she takes off running for the back, Kaori putting the tiara on herself, and posing for the ringside photographers... Kaori crossing the ring, picking Jo Ryder up from the canvas... She holds Jo up long enough for Jo to get her balance, and turns to check on Akira Blaze - Kaori Night jumps - kick to the back of Jo Ryder's head! WHAT?!

Domino jumps at Akira Blaze, Shining Triangle! Shining Triangle on Akira Blaze as Kaori kicks Jo Ryder around the ring, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY STOP THIS! The security team makes their way to the ring (better late than never), as we go to a commercial... This kind of carnage is UNCALLED FOR!

--Commercial break--

[motosada]

[Visper:] Well, following the insanity of our last match - and the horrible aftermath - this next affair should be somewhat more level-headed; the final match in the NDP Championship Series. We know now that the Rolling Two-Falls Match at FORSAKEN will see Matt Shane defending the NDP Championship against Galcian, Phil Buster, and now the winner of this next match.

[Jr.:] Gene and Colleen both have a point up in the Series, so this is a total no-brainer; someone here is going to the main event at FORSAKEN.

[Visper:] It's certainly a tall order for Matt Shane, and this is a very different kind of match than anyone involved will be used to; it will definitely test the NDP Champion's mettle.

[Jr.:] Colleen certainly has a tall order ahead of her, too.

[Visper:] She did manage to get a win over Mr. E--

[Jr.:] BY SUPER-DUPER DOUBLE-DUTCH CHEATING!!

[Visper:] --Right. Anyway, even though Colleen did pull the victory over Mr. E, Gene Starr certainly isn't likely to be duped by something like that.

[Jr.:] Especially since he doesn't have a mask.

[Visper:] Right.

<< Championship Series Singles Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
"The Living Venus" Colleen (w/ Zachary Valentine)
vs.
Gene Starr

Bell rings, and the two circle each other. Colleen a bit apprehensive to tie-up with the much, much, much taller Starr. Gene near the ropes, Zach Valentine hops up on the apron to provide a quick distraction, and it works; Gene's attention is diverted and Colleen runs in for a big school boy, hand full of tights; one, two-- flat two!

Gene and Colleen are up, and Colleen starts landing some hard shots to the face of Gene Starr. Gene doesn't look phased a bit, just standing there and looking puzzled as Colleen tries to give him a black eye. Gene gives Colleen a stiff kick to the midsection, knocking her back, and shaking his head at Colleen. Colleen gets back up and charges again, and starts laying right after right into the face of Gene Starr, Gene still looking completely unphased, until Colleen rears back and fires off a haymaker punch that knocks Gene back a bit. Gene pays Colleen back with a left of his own, sending Colleen back a few steps. Colleen comes right back in, changing up and starting to attack Gene with toe kicks, kicking him back into the corner and stomping away, just kickin' the crap out of Starr, leaving him looking worn. Colleen backs away, taking a moment to catch her stamina back up, rubbing her leg as if it's been bent out of shape.

[Visper:] Colleen letting off the attack is a very bad idea, especially when Gene Starr barely seems to be phased at all by her offense.

Gene Starr, still looking worn out from getting stomped like hell by Colleen, explodes out of the corner as if taking a cue right as Colleen turns back around and levels the Living Venus with a running European uppercut. Gene stomps at Colleen as she's down, pulls her to her feet and shoves her in the corner. Gene mounts the turnbuckle, laying into Colleen with heavy lefts. Gene hops out of the corner, Colleen still slumped in, and Gene charges the corner and hits a big Tutsura jumping knee to Colleen, rolling over the top rope and landing on the outside. Gene slides back in just in time for Colleen to fall on her face. Gene pulls Colleen back to her feet, Colleen with a thumb to the eyes of Starr, arm drag from Colleen, and Colleen starts laying some big kicks into the back and head of Gene. Colleen charges to the ropes, but Gene is back up before Colleen was expecting, and Colleen runs right into a shoulder block from Starr. Gene goes to pull Colleen back up, Colleen tucks Starr into a small package; one, tw-- kickout!!

Colleen and Gene back to their feet, Outlaw's Edge from Starr!!

[Jr.:] And Gene Starr snaps off the Outlaw's Edge so quick that our cameras barely caught it! Colleen was totally unprepared for that!

Gene with a cover; one, two-- flat two!

Gene pulls Colleen back to her feet, Colleen rakes the eyes again, shakes her head dizzily and DDTs Gene. Colleen takes to the ropes, flashing elbow to Starr! Gene back to his feet, Colleen with a climb-up enzuigiri, Gene caught by surprise, but Gene doesn't fall. Colleen tries for a body slam, but Gene's just a bit big for Colleen to lift. Colleen sighs and goes for another small package instead; one, two, t-- closer, but no!!

After getting back up, Colleen tries for an Irish whip, Gene's having none of that, though, and pulls Colleen into a lariat. Gene pulls Colleen back up, Irish whip, Gene rears back for a huge left straight but Colleen ducks under and hooks-- SPINNING CHAMBER!!! Colleen pins; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!

Gene and Colleen back to their feet-- Colleen with another Spinning Chamber!! Colleen is too worn out to make the cover. Gene and Colleen both slowly get to their feet, Colleen with a toe kick, STUNNE-- No! Gene shoves Colleen off! Colleen hangs on the ropes, Gene charges for a lariat, Colleen off the ropes and ducks under the lariat, Gene off the ropes, Colleen leaps up and catches Gene in a crucifix, throws her weight down trying for a crucifix pin but completely spikes Gene on his head!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!!! GENE STARR GOT DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!!!

[Visper:] I'm not sure if I want that to have been on purpose or not. That was pretty harsh-looking.

Colleen pops to her feet, looking somewhat shell-shocked herself, STALKING GENE~~! Gene to his feet, Colleen with a toe kic-- no! Gene caught it! Gene spins Colleen around-- VAGABON-- DUCKED!!! Gene lands, back up, toe kick from Colleen~ STUNNER!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WITH BBQ SAUCE AND SPRINKLES!!! STUNNER FROM COLLEEN!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Visper:] Sprinkles?

[Jr.:] So I like sprinkles.

Colleen with the cover; one, two, three!!

Colleen wins by pinfall
Time: 6.37
Rating: 78%

[Jr.:] AND SHE GOT THE WIN! BAH GAWD, WHAT A VICTORY FOR COLLEEN!!!

Colleen stands up, looking as if she just became the only Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling history, and jumps to her feet. After a few jumps, she stops and unties her boot, pulling it off and dumping out--[/b]

[Visper:] A WEIGHT?!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!! A LOADED BOOT! COLLEEN HAS DANGEROOOOOUUUUUUUS LEGS!!!

[Visper:] You are such a child.

Colleen laughs and does the "I'm smarter than you!" taunt, pointing at her head, and then rolls out of the ring. Zachary and Colleen begin heading back up the entryway, but Zachary stops and runs back to the ring, sliding in just far enough to grab the weight before retreating and heading back up the entrance with Colleen.

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD! COLLEEN IS GOING TO FORSAKEN!!

[Visper:] ... Oh, yeah. Well, how about that?

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD!

[Visper:] So, at FORSAKEN, in the Rolling Two-Falls Match for the Championship, Matt Shane will defend the title against ARMADA's Galcian, Team Ryder's Phil Buster, and "The Living Venus" Colleen!

[Jr.:] That's gonna be a ROCKETBUSTER!!!

[Visper:] Uh-huh...

[Jr.:] Y'see what I did there? Rocketbuster? And there's Phil Buster? It's a joke.

[Visper:] Really?! Are you sure?

[Jr.:] Uh-huh!

--Commercial break--

[Visper:] Wait. Another tag match?

[Jr.:] Looks it.

[Visper:] Gah. And it's one of those stupid "hey, let's combine two feuds in one match" matches. I hate those.

[Jr.:] Me, too. It's totally unoriginal.

<<Tag Team Match>> [Joe]
Champion Matt Shane
and
"The Phenom" Mr. E
vs.
"Hitoshura" Flip Staley (w/ Aika Sugiyama)
and
Galcian

The match falls apart RIGHT from the word "Go" - Mr. E charging at Flip Staley right out the gates, bowling him over the top rope, the two men battling back and forth on the outside of the ring as well, Matt Shane and Galcian going toe to toe in the ring - Staley and E fighting on the outside - Mr. E throws Staley against the ring post, splitting his forehead...

Matt Shane and Galcian going back and forth inside the ring, Shane working for a number of holds, twisting through arm breakers, going deep with arm drags, and tripping him up with drop toe holds. Galcian looking frustrated, but keeping pace, matching him up with arm drags of his own as well.

On the outside, Mr. E is taking his time assaulting Staley, slamming him about the outside - he picks him up, slugging him on his shoulders, carrying over to the announce table...

[Visper:] OH CRAP! OH JESUS OH CRAP, MOVE YOU FAT ASS!

Mr. E carries Staley to the table, setting him gently on top of the table, as Visper Karr and Lann Avery, Jr. back away quickly - Mr. E climbs atop the table, sets him up on his shoulders again... Curtain Call!!! Staley is shattered through the table, chest and stomach first, the table turned into nothing more than splintered wood, and Mr. E is standing tall above the KTFO Staley... he grabs a chair - one of the ones from behind the former announcer's desk - and throws it down on Staley.

Back in the ring, Galcian is distracted by Staley being slammed through the table... this match has SUDDENLY turned into quite the handicapped match, with NDP Champion Matt Shane and Mr. E on one side, and Galcian on the other - or it would've if Mr. E hadn't dedicated himself to slinging Staley around more. Galcian charges Matt Shane, Matt ducks out of the way, this match has broken down and a Superkick from Matt Shane drops Galcian, he drops into the cover - One, two, thr- kickout!

Galcian's ARMADA buddies coming down to the ring to try and give the psychological evenness, Ramirez charging into the ring, dropkick downs Matt Shane - the ref calls for the bell, Mr. E into the ring, Mr. E and Matt Shane battling ARMADA backward, driving them out of the ring - Matt Shane and Mr. E standing in ring victorious!

Winners by disqualification: Matt Shane and Mr. E
Time: 9.31

ARMADA retreat up the rampway, Galcian motioning at Matt Shane that he'll be taking the NDP Championship home, but the trio is stopped as Phil Buster makes his way onto the scene. Galcian and Phil lock into a gaze, and commotion in the ring! Flip Staley is trying to crawl back into the ring, and Mr. E cuts him off at the pass, sliding out and lifting him up onto his shoulder. Mr. E parades a bloody-as-all-hell Staley around ringside, and someone runs behind him from the crowd-- Colleen! She hops into the ring, holding that boot of hers, Matt Shane turns around, and Colleen smashes Matt Shane in the head with that loaded boot!!

[Jr.:] BAH GAWD BBQ!!! Where in the hell did Colleen come from?!?! And what an uncalled-for attack on Matt Shane!!

Matt Shane rolls over, forehead starting to drip blood, and gets to his knees-- Colleen runs him down again, smashing that weighted boot into the skull of Matt Shane! With Phil Buster, Galcian and ARMADA looking on from the entryway and Mr. E on the outside of the ring, Colleen drops the loaded boot and reaches down, grabbing the NDP Championship from Matt Shane's prone body, looking at it intently before holding it as high in the air as she can.

[Jr.:] Are we looking at the future NDP Champion?!?

[Visper:] We'll see... ... at FORSAKEN!


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[Jr.:] Hey, nice sell on that.

[Visper:] Thanks. ^^