Post by motosada on Aug 12, 2005 0:57:07 GMT -5
Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth plays through Viking Hall once again, triumphantly, as if the song were fanfare for a hero returning from battle in far-off lands. And now that the Maudlin existential bullshit is overwith, IT'S TIME FOR WRESTLIN'!
[Visper:] EXCITEMENT, DAMNIT!
[Jr.:] Why?
[Visper:] S'what this paper in front of me says.
[Jr.:] No it doesn't.
[Visper:] Uh, yeah. It does. See?
[Jr.:] Well, I'll be.
[Visper:] Probably. Anyway, more new people! Two of 'em tonight, actually. Like, right now.
[Jr.:] Cool!
[Visper:] Yeah!
[Jr.:] Alright!
[Visper:] Indeed!
[Jr.:] Yes, siree, Bob!
[Visper:] ... Are we actually gonna get started, or we just gonna keep this up 'till they cut our mics?
[Jr.:] Nah. Let's get to the match.
[Visper:] Good.
In the ring, since Visper and Lann talked over the entrances - the JERKS! - stand Piter Svoboda and Ty-Fool. The latter of which looks like he could easily eat Svoboda and still have room for some of his mom's famous apple crumb cake.
<<Singles Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
Piter Svoboda
vs.
Ty-Fool
Svobada starts by trying to overwhelm Ty-Fool with a technique dreaded and feared by all that encounter it; the fabled and lost art of Runaroundtheringandgettheguytochaseyououtsidetheringandthendropkickhimwhenhegetsbacksinside! This helps Svoboda out a bit in the early goings, as he tries to keep Ty-Fool off his feet. Ty shoves Piter away and starts back to his feet but a quick drop toe hold (doooooooooooooooooooooooooooom sold seperately) brings the big man back down and allows Piter the chance to get in a few quick kicks-- CLAP KICK!!
[Jr.:] Holy jeezum crackers! That was just mean!
[Visper:] Is his jaw supposed to contort like that?
Piter heads to the ropes as Ty struggles to his feet, holding his jaw, Piter with the head scissors, but Ty-Fool just shoves him off and Piter hits the mat in a heap! Ty pulls Piter to his feet and slams him back down to the mat with an extremely aggressive scoop slam. And another. And a third! Ty covers; one, tw-- kickout!
Ty with a couple quick punches, hammer blows to hunch him over, double-handed sledge across the back of Svoboda, and then tops it all off with a nasty kneelift to the face! Ty pulls Piter to his feet, the military press sees Svoboda about eight feet up in the air, Ty lets go and catches Piter for an Oklahoma stampede but swings him down into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Short Irish whip from Ty brings Piter back into a nasty lariat! Ty with a couple kicks to the back of the downed Svoboda. Ty lifts Piter to his feet and hits the big Chokeslam! Ty with a chop to the throat, midsection kick, powerbomb! Ty starts to pull Piter back to his feet-- Piter with a victory roll outta nowhere; one-- not even a one-count!!
Piter back to his feet quick, Ty starting back up, Piter with a step back and a charge-- shining enzui wheel kick! Or something like that! Piter pulls Ty to his feet- Ty cuts him off with a coconut crush, just bashing Piter's head against his knee. Piter stumbles back-- Full Nelson Buster from Ty-Fool! Ty points to the corner dramatically, and starts climbing up! Diving back elbow from Ty-Fool!!! Ty covers; one, two, th-- kickout!!!
Ty with a running knee to the face of Svoboda, heads to the corner again. Ty hops up on the middle rope holds his arms out, diving body press from the second rope, and he whiffs! Svoboda got out of the way just in time!
[Visper:] Ty-Fool went to the well one time to many there! He should've stayed on the ground; less chance of impacting the mat at sixty miles per hour that way.
Ty rolls over, right into a knee drop form Svoboda! Can't tell if it was the missed diving body press or the knee to the face, but Ty-Fool is bleeding from the nose!
[Jr.:] Or getting your nose busted.
Ty starts getting back up, a dropkick from Svoboda staggers him just long enough for Piter to hit a chin crusher. Svoboda hops up on the top turnbuckle, PHOENIX SPLASH!!!
[Jr.:] IMPRESSIVE!!
Svoboda sticks the landing and covers; one, two-- KICKOUT!!!
Svoboda gets up, holding his ribs, and takes to the ropes as Ty starts getting up. Ty snaps up and catches Piter in another military press, then drops him across the top rope!!
[Jr.:] DANGEROOUUUUUUUUS!!!!
That certainly took its toll on Ty-Fool, who takes a moment to catch his breath. Once he's sated he pulls Piter back to his feet, back elbow from Svoboda gets Ty's mits off him, follows up with a big dropkick that knocks Ty into the ropes and then down to the mat! Piter covers; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!!!!!!
Piter to the ropes again, going for the head scissors whip again, but Ty catches him this time and pulls him down into a nasty-looking pendulum backbreaker, holding on to Piter and standing up before falling back and dumping Piter on his neck!!
[Jr.:] Piter Svoboda has been planted in the mat! He's doubled over himself! WHAT AN IMPACT!!!
Ty-Fool gets to his feet and presses down on Piter's upreared backside; one, two, three!!
Ty-Fool wins by pinfall
Time: 13.24
Rating: 73%
[Visper:] Ty-Fool making an impressive debut here in New Damage Prowrestling by completely slaughtering Piter Svoboda, another debuting talent for us here tonight!
[Jr.:] I don't know if it was a "complete slaughter". Svoboda did have Ty-Fool on the ropes a couple times, and nearly picked up the win with that IMPRESSIVE Phoenix Splash!
[Visper:] Certainly more IMPRESSIVE than that diving body press.
[Jr.:] Hopefully, the ring crew'll get that cleaned up so noone slips on all the blood.
--Commercial break--
Earlier Today...
Scene opens up in motosada's office. He sits tilted back in his desk chair, reading the contents of a folder, looking rather stressed. He closes the folder and lays it down on the desk, leaning forward and resting his head in his hands. A knock at the door, and moto sits back up, taking a deep breath.
[motosada:] Come in.
The door opens and enter Jo Ryder, dressed in her usual dark green business suit. moto stands and offers her a seat, and they both sit down at the same time.
[motosada:] Now, before we start, I'd just like to say that I, and all of us here at NDP are grateful for everything that you've done for us. If it weren't for your financial and legal assistance, chances are we would've caved quite a while ago. And that brings me to right now.
moto grabs the folder he was looking at earlier and hands it to Jo.
[motosada:] Take a moment to look over all of that; I'd like a good explaination for what I read in those documents.
Jo opens the folder and after reading a few lines of the first page, her eyes go wide. She continues to read, but puts the folder down after a moment. Fade out.
Fade back into Viking Hall as some weird techno-y song hits the PA and out come Tani and Kazen, the former of whom is dragging Aika Sugiyama - actually dressed for wrestling and not in one of her yukata - down to the ring. After a moment, Trust Me by Akiawa Nanase hits, bringing out the Flash Sens...
um...
[Jr.:] ... What the hell is this?
[Visper:] It's... Princess Aika and her Flash Senshi. Isn't it obvious? They've got the music and the lights and everything!
[Jr.:] But... none of them wear masks! At least... uh... Well, neither of the girls! The guy does. And... doesn't he just show up? What's he doing coming to the ring?
[Visper:] Pfft! That's how I always remember seeing 'em!
[Jr.:] You're crazy.
[Visper:] Now, you're just hallucinating, Lann. That's what you get for putting eight tabs of acid into your water before show-time.
[Jr.:] HEY!
[Visper:] What?
[Jr.:] Well, it's just... they call 'em "fingers"... but I've never seen them fing.
[Visper:] ... You're kidding, right?
[Jr.:] No, man. I'm totally serious. I've never seen any finging be done.
[Visper:] This is totally the stupidest conversation we've ever had. Which is why I'm going to turn my attention to my job. Lord knows I wouldn't want to get spat on by some clinically depressed boxer jackass.
[Jr.:] Visper... heheh That's a funny name. Visper. heehehe!
[Visper:] ...
Er... anyway. They're being presented as the Flash Senshi, even though it's pretty obvious that it's CHAOS, Catastrophe, and Diva Dynamite in really bad cosplay costumes. So, whatever. And "Charcoal Lady" is carrying this dinky little doll umbrella instead of the real Charcoal Lady's big, huge parasol. The "Flash Senshi" enter the ring and the referee takes "Charcoal Lady's" par... umbrella away.
<<Six-Person Tag Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
Aika Sugiyama
and
vs.
Bell rings, Tani and Tuxedo Kazen starting off. Tie-up, arm drag from Tani. Tuxedo Kazen with one of his own. Tuxedo Kazen starts laying into Tani with a few kicks to the side, but Tani catches one and hits a dragon screw. Tani makes the tag to Kazen, and the Sin-Bound hit a dropkick on Tuxedo Kazen. Waterwheel drop from Kazen, follows up with a snap suplex, EXPLODER!! Irish whip, Tuxedo Kazen reverses, Kazen off the ropes and Tuxedo Kazen goes for a jumping sole butt, but Kazen shoves the foot aside and lays into Tuxedo Kazen with a sharp elbow!CHAOS Tuxedo Kazen lays into Kazen with a few elbow pats but Kazen shuts Tux down with another bionic elbow stamp. Tuxedo Kazen with a scoop slam and makes the tag out to Charcoal Lady.
Charcoal Lady is on the recieving end of a bionic elbow! Dragon screw from Kazen! Drop toe hold from Charcoal Lady, pulls Kazen to his feet from behind, Saxon Clutch from Kazen! One, t-! Not even close!
Charcoal Lady with a headbutt to Kazen, tries for a shoulderbreaker, but Kazen slides off, Charcoal Lady spins around, BIONIC ELBOW!!
[Visper:] He knows other moves, right?
[Jr.:] ... I can taste purple!!
[Visper:] See, that's why I stopped doing acid.
Charcoal Lady whips Kazen to the ropes, and with the considerable weight she's gained since her match against Akira Blaze at the last Outbreak show, flattens Kazen against the turnbuckle before laying in with some chops, turning Kazen's chest red.Catastrophe Charcoal Lady rears back for a big chop and Kazen hops out of the corner and catches her with a chin crusher! Snap suplex! Kazen stomps away, Charcoal Lady gets up, Irish whip to the corner, running high knee! Kazen mounts the corner, PUNCH RUSH~! Kazen hops down, Irish whip across the ring, Charcoal Lady stuck in the corner, running front dropkick from Kazen! Charcoal Lady stumbles out, jumping face chop!
[Visper:] Kazen is on a roll here against the Flash Senshi!
[Jr.:] Catastrophe!
[Visper:] Charcoal Lady!
[Jr.:] Catastrophe!
[Visper:] Charcoal Lady!
[Jr.:] Catastrop-- Oooh....
[Visper:] Hey! Keep your pants on!! Commercial break! COMMERCIAL BREAK!!
--Commercial break--
[Jr.:] Why does my waist feel itchy?
[Visper:] Duct tape. God bless it.
[Jr.:] My fingers still aren't finging.
[Visper:] Oy.
We come back from the break to Tani in the DREADED SLEEPER HOLD OF DOOM!!!Diva Dynamite Princess Aika has the sleeper locked in, and Tani is slowly building back to her vertical base, and starts planting elbows into the midsection of Princess Aika, Tani breaks out and makes for the corner, but Princess Aika snaps Tani down to the mat by her hair!
[Jr.:] CHEAP MOVE FROM DIVA DYNAMITE!
[Visper:] Princess Aika.
[Jr.:] DIVA DYNAMITE!
[Visper:] I'm not going to do this again with you. At least you're--
[Jr.:] Why aren't my pants coming off?! What happened to my pants?!?
[Visper:] -loud sigh-
Diva Dyna... er... Princess Aik... er.. whoever - I'm so confused! - with a knee drop to Tani's face. Princess Aika pulls Tani up, Tani with a hammer blow to Princess Aika, bearhug takedown, beast knee to the forehead of Princess Aika! Covers; one, tw-- kickout.
Leg drop from Tani, small package; one, two, t-- kickout!
Vertical suplex from Tani, spring off the ropes where she makes a quick tag to Kazen, and then delivers a big jumping knee drop to Princess Aika. Kazen in, Princess Aika fights off the double team, only to fall victim to the BIONIC ELBOW!!!
[Visper:] I just realized this, but we're about fourteen minutes into this thing, and Aika Sugiyama hasn't even gotten up onto the ring apron yet.
[Jr.:] Jezabe--- oooh.... so wavy!
[Visper:] Someone isn't getting any more acid!
Elbow pat from Kazen, headbutt from Princess Aika. Elbow pat elbow pat elbow pat! Headbutt headbutt headbutt! The two trade off again-- EXPLODAH FROM KAZEN!! Princess Aika back up-- German suplex from Kazen! Princess Aika getting to her feet, Kazen off the ropes, running toe kick followed up by a jumping knee to the back of Princess Aika's head! Kazen with the dropkick to Princess Aika! Kazen looks a bit worn out by that one, and is taking his time back up-- northern light suplex from Princess Aika! One, t-- kickout!
Princess Aika dashes for the corner and tags in Tuxedo Kazen. Tuxedo Kazen up on the turnbuckle, going for the Twinkle Yell, but Kazen stumbles to the ropes, and Tuxedo Kazen gets crotched! Tuxedo Kazen drops out of the corner, but not before making the tag to Charcoal Lady and then rolling down to the floor.
Charcoal Lady whips Kazen to the ropes, takes to them herself, running shoulder block to Kazen. Kazen back up, Manhattan drop followed by a lariat takes him down again. Charcoal Lady shoves Kazen into the corner, picks him up, CHARCOAL LADY RUNNING KAZEN ACROSS THE RING!! Smash into the corner, backs out, avalanche press in the center of the ring! One, two, thr-- TANI MAKES THE SAVE!!
Kazen with a snapmare, follows up with an elbow drop, Charcoal Lady back up and chin crusher'd back down! Black Feathers! BLACK FEATHERS FROM KAZEN!! Charcoal Lady gets back up woozy, and Kazen with a dropkick to Charcoal Lady! Kazen makes the tag to Tani.
Kazen pulls Charcoal Lady to her feet, ANGEL'S ARMS!! ANGEL'S ARMS!! Kazen runs interference on Princess Aika (Tuxedo Kazen was still on the floor after being crotched) and Tani covers; one, two, three!!
Tani wins by pinfall
Time: 26.43
Rating: 84%
Princess Aika looks upset and storms out of the ring as Tani and Kazen celebrate in-ring. They look around for Aika Sugiyama, but she's nowhere to be found.
[Jr.:] I think I just saw my fingers fing!
[Visper:] ...
[Jr.:] ...
[Visper:] Are you finished?
[Jr.:] Yes.
[Visper:] 'kay.
--Commercial break--
<<Singles Submission Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
Gene Starr
vs.
"Demon Fox" Victor Harris
Just before the bell rings, Rocket Science from The Pimps hits, bringing motosada down to the ring. Mic in hand, it's promo time!
[motosada:] Now, I know that everyone was looking forward to seeing a submission match here tonight, but I got to thinking, and I feel that this is too big a match to be just on Maelstrom. So, this match will not happen tonight, but will happen at our next Supercard Event, FORSAKEN!
The crowd doesn't seem to be too pleased with that decision, and neither do Gene or Victor. After a moment, when the booing calms down, moto continues.
[motosada:] But, you won't be leaving empty-handed! Tonight, right now, the NDP Championship Series will begin! Our first match in the NDP Championship Series will feature Gene Starr against the man coming to the ring right now!
Untitled by Scarlet (which seems oxymornic, since it's title is Untitled) hits, and it's Trent Kasta!!
<<
Championship Series Singles Match>> [joe]
Gene Starr
vs.
Trent "Trauma" Kasta
These two men hunting the great prize, the NDP Championship... a tie up to start, both men pushing like a pair of bulls, Gene pushing the young Kasta back into the corner - Trent pushing back, forcing Gene back into the center of the ring, and even a ways into the opposite corner, but Gene breaks the tie up, Trent Kasta answers with an elbow pat - Gene not letting that go unanswered, fires off one of his own!
Knee to the chest of Gene, whips him to the ropes - cyclone whip! Gene's up, scoops him - body slam! Kasta up, hooks Gene in for a brainbuster - Gene floats over, turning Kasta around - European Uppercut! A second rocks Trent Kasta backward, Gene looks for a third - gets kicked off, Trent winds his arms up... Mongolian Chop drops Gene to the mat! The ref runs into check up on Gene, but gets shoved away for his troubles, as Gene gets up to his feet, eating ANOTHER Mongolian Chop! Gene falls to his knees, Trent Kasta follows by driving his knee into Gene's chest again! Kasta may have dazed the hell out of Gene, but taking the time to play to the crowd is a good way to give your opponent some time to recover... Gene up to his feet (recovered! See?!) neckbreaker!
Kasta up to his feet, going for a shotei, Gene ducks, kicking Trent's leg out from under him, STF - F is for FACELOCK! Gene relaxes the facelock, keeping the knees locked up - Gene leans back, grabbing one of the legs... knee breaker! Gene pulls Trent up, snap suplex! Gene's turn to showboat to the crowd, it's pretty clear he's not taking Trent Kasta too seriously here... He pulls Trent up, snap suple- No! Trent twists, Fujiwara Armbar pulls Gene to the ground, before Kasta transitions from that quick, short arm lariat! He covers Gene, ONE, TWO, THR- KICKOUT!
Gene with a look of determination on his face now, no longer going easy with the inexperienced Kasta... neckbreaker, he follows up by stomping at Kasta's neck - NO! Kasta's neck shouldn't be abused like that, KNOCK THAT OFF! He pulls Kasta up, hooking him in from behind - back drop driver! Gene PLANTS HIM with the double arm DDT, and Kasta's holding his neck, rolling on the ground - Gene taking too much pleasure in this - a pair of kicks to the side of the head, and Kasta's rising to his feet...
Gene moves in, cracking Kasta's jaw with a pair of punches, before Trent starts RUSHING Gene - KENKA RUSH! Gene's taken down, and Kasta falls onto him for the cover, ONE, TWO, TWO AND A HALF! Gene gets to his feet looking absolutely DAZED AND CONFUSED, but still with enough sense to keep working over Kasta's neck - a double arm suplex puts Kasta to the ground, and Gene follows by dropping an elbow against the neck, and a pair of jumping knee drops, before Gene makes the cover - pressing the elbow against Kasta's neck - ONE, TWO, THR- NO!
Gene gets to his feet, he's more than a little frustrated... Kasta starts getting to his feet, looking like Hell himself... Gene goes to the European Uppercuts again, and Trent goes to the MONGOLIAN CHOPS! MONGOLIAN CHOP RUSH! Gene Starr on SPAGHETTI LEGS; NO! GENE GRABS KASTA BY THE THROAT, OUTLAW'S EDGE! Gene Starr rubbing his shoulders as he looks down on Kasta, shaking his head as he covers - ONE, TWO, THREE! NO! NOT THREE, KASTA GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! Gene up from the pin slowly, looking PISSED and glaring at the referee - the referee backs off, but Gene keeping his focus, putting the pressure on Trent Kasta again...
Kasta rises to his feet, Gene measures him up, Vagabond Kick - NO! Kasta ducked it, but Gene isn't a one trick pony, twisting his legs, drop toe hold! Gene twists it about, turns it into an STF! Trent Kasta's going NOWHERE, but he's struggling, Gene controlling the weight on top of Kasta, keeping him pinned to the mat, and not moving in ANY direction... Kasta claws at the canvas, trying to get SOME sort of motion going... but he's fading fast! Fading... fading... he lets out one last primal scream, and begins making some movement to the ropes, his hand ALMOST THERE... ALMOST THERE! ALLLLL.....MOOOSTT.... NO! HIS HAND FELL LIMP! TRENT KASTA IS OUT! GENE WINS! GENE WINS!
Gene Starr wins by submission
Time: 24.52
Rating: 81%
Crossfade from Viking Hall to a small room, lit only with a single 40-watt bulb from the ceiling. In the corner of the room, the familiar shape of Roselyn Pride sits, a large mass of brown in front of her, her hands moving in a repetitive motion inside the mass. Unfamiliar, however, is the look on her face; content, almost smiling, as she whistles softly to herself. As the camera moves a bit closer, the mass appears to be... furry. Roselyn's right hand emerges from the mass, pulling a needle and thread taught. She's sewing something... but the question is what? She bites the loose thread off and places the needle aside, then gathers up the large mass of brown material and hugs it to her chest, smiling in a pleased fashion, instead of her usual twisted and cruel smile, which makes the scene seem even creepier. Fade out.
--Commercial break--
Earlier today...
Fade back in to moto's office. moto still sits at his desk, Jo still sits across from him, and the folder still sits inbetween them on the desk.
[motosada:] Now, while I'm sure you'd love for me to say that your Three Stages of Hell match against Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN is going to be cancelled because I'm going to release you, but, this match has been pushed back way too many times for me to allow it again. Plus, you still have your match with Akira Blaze tonight. So, this is what's going to happen; I am not going to lay down any punishment or anything for this just yet. Not tonight, not tomorrow, nothing. Instead, I'm going to wait until after FORSAKEN to make a final decision about what to do about this. I mean, you've done some really messed-up things to try and get your way here in NDP, but this is a completely different beast, and I'm going to need to think about how to deal with this for some time. Is that acceptable?
Jo nods her head.
[motosada:] Also, I don't want to have this big "Sword of Damocles"-type thing here. I don't want this to interfere with your performance tonight against Akira Blaze, or against Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN. And I'm sure that you'd like to just leave and be done with it, but I know that you're far too professional than to do that.
Jo's face twitches just slightly at the last remark.
[Jo:] Are we finished here?
[motosada:] Yes.
Jo quickly stands and heads for the door.
[motosada:] And Jo?
Jo stops, hand on the door handle.
[motosada:] Don't disappoint me by skipping out on these matches. I know you're better than that.
Jo looks back, and then opens the door and leaves. Fade out.
[Visper:] EXCITEMENT, DAMNIT!
[Jr.:] Why?
[Visper:] S'what this paper in front of me says.
[Jr.:] No it doesn't.
[Visper:] Uh, yeah. It does. See?
[Jr.:] Well, I'll be.
[Visper:] Probably. Anyway, more new people! Two of 'em tonight, actually. Like, right now.
[Jr.:] Cool!
[Visper:] Yeah!
[Jr.:] Alright!
[Visper:] Indeed!
[Jr.:] Yes, siree, Bob!
[Visper:] ... Are we actually gonna get started, or we just gonna keep this up 'till they cut our mics?
[Jr.:] Nah. Let's get to the match.
[Visper:] Good.
In the ring, since Visper and Lann talked over the entrances - the JERKS! - stand Piter Svoboda and Ty-Fool. The latter of which looks like he could easily eat Svoboda and still have room for some of his mom's famous apple crumb cake.
<<Singles Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
Piter Svoboda
vs.
Ty-Fool
Svobada starts by trying to overwhelm Ty-Fool with a technique dreaded and feared by all that encounter it; the fabled and lost art of Runaroundtheringandgettheguytochaseyououtsidetheringandthendropkickhimwhenhegetsbacksinside! This helps Svoboda out a bit in the early goings, as he tries to keep Ty-Fool off his feet. Ty shoves Piter away and starts back to his feet but a quick drop toe hold (doooooooooooooooooooooooooooom sold seperately) brings the big man back down and allows Piter the chance to get in a few quick kicks-- CLAP KICK!!
[Jr.:] Holy jeezum crackers! That was just mean!
[Visper:] Is his jaw supposed to contort like that?
Piter heads to the ropes as Ty struggles to his feet, holding his jaw, Piter with the head scissors, but Ty-Fool just shoves him off and Piter hits the mat in a heap! Ty pulls Piter to his feet and slams him back down to the mat with an extremely aggressive scoop slam. And another. And a third! Ty covers; one, tw-- kickout!
Ty with a couple quick punches, hammer blows to hunch him over, double-handed sledge across the back of Svoboda, and then tops it all off with a nasty kneelift to the face! Ty pulls Piter to his feet, the military press sees Svoboda about eight feet up in the air, Ty lets go and catches Piter for an Oklahoma stampede but swings him down into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Short Irish whip from Ty brings Piter back into a nasty lariat! Ty with a couple kicks to the back of the downed Svoboda. Ty lifts Piter to his feet and hits the big Chokeslam! Ty with a chop to the throat, midsection kick, powerbomb! Ty starts to pull Piter back to his feet-- Piter with a victory roll outta nowhere; one-- not even a one-count!!
Piter back to his feet quick, Ty starting back up, Piter with a step back and a charge-- shining enzui wheel kick! Or something like that! Piter pulls Ty to his feet- Ty cuts him off with a coconut crush, just bashing Piter's head against his knee. Piter stumbles back-- Full Nelson Buster from Ty-Fool! Ty points to the corner dramatically, and starts climbing up! Diving back elbow from Ty-Fool!!! Ty covers; one, two, th-- kickout!!!
Ty with a running knee to the face of Svoboda, heads to the corner again. Ty hops up on the middle rope holds his arms out, diving body press from the second rope, and he whiffs! Svoboda got out of the way just in time!
[Visper:] Ty-Fool went to the well one time to many there! He should've stayed on the ground; less chance of impacting the mat at sixty miles per hour that way.
Ty rolls over, right into a knee drop form Svoboda! Can't tell if it was the missed diving body press or the knee to the face, but Ty-Fool is bleeding from the nose!
[Jr.:] Or getting your nose busted.
Ty starts getting back up, a dropkick from Svoboda staggers him just long enough for Piter to hit a chin crusher. Svoboda hops up on the top turnbuckle, PHOENIX SPLASH!!!
[Jr.:] IMPRESSIVE!!
Svoboda sticks the landing and covers; one, two-- KICKOUT!!!
Svoboda gets up, holding his ribs, and takes to the ropes as Ty starts getting up. Ty snaps up and catches Piter in another military press, then drops him across the top rope!!
[Jr.:] DANGEROOUUUUUUUUS!!!!
That certainly took its toll on Ty-Fool, who takes a moment to catch his breath. Once he's sated he pulls Piter back to his feet, back elbow from Svoboda gets Ty's mits off him, follows up with a big dropkick that knocks Ty into the ropes and then down to the mat! Piter covers; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!!!!!!
Piter to the ropes again, going for the head scissors whip again, but Ty catches him this time and pulls him down into a nasty-looking pendulum backbreaker, holding on to Piter and standing up before falling back and dumping Piter on his neck!!
[Jr.:] Piter Svoboda has been planted in the mat! He's doubled over himself! WHAT AN IMPACT!!!
Ty-Fool gets to his feet and presses down on Piter's upreared backside; one, two, three!!
Ty-Fool wins by pinfall
Time: 13.24
Rating: 73%
[Visper:] Ty-Fool making an impressive debut here in New Damage Prowrestling by completely slaughtering Piter Svoboda, another debuting talent for us here tonight!
[Jr.:] I don't know if it was a "complete slaughter". Svoboda did have Ty-Fool on the ropes a couple times, and nearly picked up the win with that IMPRESSIVE Phoenix Splash!
[Visper:] Certainly more IMPRESSIVE than that diving body press.
[Jr.:] Hopefully, the ring crew'll get that cleaned up so noone slips on all the blood.
--Commercial break--
Earlier Today...
Scene opens up in motosada's office. He sits tilted back in his desk chair, reading the contents of a folder, looking rather stressed. He closes the folder and lays it down on the desk, leaning forward and resting his head in his hands. A knock at the door, and moto sits back up, taking a deep breath.
[motosada:] Come in.
The door opens and enter Jo Ryder, dressed in her usual dark green business suit. moto stands and offers her a seat, and they both sit down at the same time.
[motosada:] Now, before we start, I'd just like to say that I, and all of us here at NDP are grateful for everything that you've done for us. If it weren't for your financial and legal assistance, chances are we would've caved quite a while ago. And that brings me to right now.
moto grabs the folder he was looking at earlier and hands it to Jo.
[motosada:] Take a moment to look over all of that; I'd like a good explaination for what I read in those documents.
Jo opens the folder and after reading a few lines of the first page, her eyes go wide. She continues to read, but puts the folder down after a moment. Fade out.
Fade back into Viking Hall as some weird techno-y song hits the PA and out come Tani and Kazen, the former of whom is dragging Aika Sugiyama - actually dressed for wrestling and not in one of her yukata - down to the ring. After a moment, Trust Me by Akiawa Nanase hits, bringing out the Flash Sens...
um...
[Jr.:] ... What the hell is this?
[Visper:] It's... Princess Aika and her Flash Senshi. Isn't it obvious? They've got the music and the lights and everything!
[Jr.:] But... none of them wear masks! At least... uh... Well, neither of the girls! The guy does. And... doesn't he just show up? What's he doing coming to the ring?
[Visper:] Pfft! That's how I always remember seeing 'em!
[Jr.:] You're crazy.
[Visper:] Now, you're just hallucinating, Lann. That's what you get for putting eight tabs of acid into your water before show-time.
[Jr.:] HEY!
[Visper:] What?
[Jr.:] Well, it's just... they call 'em "fingers"... but I've never seen them fing.
[Visper:] ... You're kidding, right?
[Jr.:] No, man. I'm totally serious. I've never seen any finging be done.
[Visper:] This is totally the stupidest conversation we've ever had. Which is why I'm going to turn my attention to my job. Lord knows I wouldn't want to get spat on by some clinically depressed boxer jackass.
[Jr.:] Visper... heheh That's a funny name. Visper. heehehe!
[Visper:] ...
Er... anyway. They're being presented as the Flash Senshi, even though it's pretty obvious that it's CHAOS, Catastrophe, and Diva Dynamite in really bad cosplay costumes. So, whatever. And "Charcoal Lady" is carrying this dinky little doll umbrella instead of the real Charcoal Lady's big, huge parasol. The "Flash Senshi" enter the ring and the referee takes "Charcoal Lady's" par... umbrella away.
<<Six-Person Tag Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
Aika Sugiyama
and
vs.
Bell rings, Tani and Tuxedo Kazen starting off. Tie-up, arm drag from Tani. Tuxedo Kazen with one of his own. Tuxedo Kazen starts laying into Tani with a few kicks to the side, but Tani catches one and hits a dragon screw. Tani makes the tag to Kazen, and the Sin-Bound hit a dropkick on Tuxedo Kazen. Waterwheel drop from Kazen, follows up with a snap suplex, EXPLODER!! Irish whip, Tuxedo Kazen reverses, Kazen off the ropes and Tuxedo Kazen goes for a jumping sole butt, but Kazen shoves the foot aside and lays into Tuxedo Kazen with a sharp elbow!
Charcoal Lady is on the recieving end of a bionic elbow! Dragon screw from Kazen! Drop toe hold from Charcoal Lady, pulls Kazen to his feet from behind, Saxon Clutch from Kazen! One, t-! Not even close!
Charcoal Lady with a headbutt to Kazen, tries for a shoulderbreaker, but Kazen slides off, Charcoal Lady spins around, BIONIC ELBOW!!
[Visper:] He knows other moves, right?
[Jr.:] ... I can taste purple!!
[Visper:] See, that's why I stopped doing acid.
Charcoal Lady whips Kazen to the ropes, and with the considerable weight she's gained since her match against Akira Blaze at the last Outbreak show, flattens Kazen against the turnbuckle before laying in with some chops, turning Kazen's chest red.
[Visper:] Kazen is on a roll here against the Flash Senshi!
[Jr.:] Catastrophe!
[Visper:] Charcoal Lady!
[Jr.:] Catastrophe!
[Visper:] Charcoal Lady!
[Jr.:] Catastrop-- Oooh....
[Visper:] Hey! Keep your pants on!! Commercial break! COMMERCIAL BREAK!!
--Commercial break--
[Jr.:] Why does my waist feel itchy?
[Visper:] Duct tape. God bless it.
[Jr.:] My fingers still aren't finging.
[Visper:] Oy.
We come back from the break to Tani in the DREADED SLEEPER HOLD OF DOOM!!!
[Jr.:] CHEAP MOVE FROM DIVA DYNAMITE!
[Visper:] Princess Aika.
[Jr.:] DIVA DYNAMITE!
[Visper:] I'm not going to do this again with you. At least you're--
[Jr.:] Why aren't my pants coming off?! What happened to my pants?!?
[Visper:] -loud sigh-
Diva Dyna... er... Princess Aik... er.. whoever - I'm so confused! - with a knee drop to Tani's face. Princess Aika pulls Tani up, Tani with a hammer blow to Princess Aika, bearhug takedown, beast knee to the forehead of Princess Aika! Covers; one, tw-- kickout.
Leg drop from Tani, small package; one, two, t-- kickout!
Vertical suplex from Tani, spring off the ropes where she makes a quick tag to Kazen, and then delivers a big jumping knee drop to Princess Aika. Kazen in, Princess Aika fights off the double team, only to fall victim to the BIONIC ELBOW!!!
[Visper:] I just realized this, but we're about fourteen minutes into this thing, and Aika Sugiyama hasn't even gotten up onto the ring apron yet.
[Jr.:] Jezabe--- oooh.... so wavy!
[Visper:] Someone isn't getting any more acid!
Elbow pat from Kazen, headbutt from Princess Aika. Elbow pat elbow pat elbow pat! Headbutt headbutt headbutt! The two trade off again-- EXPLODAH FROM KAZEN!! Princess Aika back up-- German suplex from Kazen! Princess Aika getting to her feet, Kazen off the ropes, running toe kick followed up by a jumping knee to the back of Princess Aika's head! Kazen with the dropkick to Princess Aika! Kazen looks a bit worn out by that one, and is taking his time back up-- northern light suplex from Princess Aika! One, t-- kickout!
Princess Aika dashes for the corner and tags in Tuxedo Kazen. Tuxedo Kazen up on the turnbuckle, going for the Twinkle Yell, but Kazen stumbles to the ropes, and Tuxedo Kazen gets crotched! Tuxedo Kazen drops out of the corner, but not before making the tag to Charcoal Lady and then rolling down to the floor.
Charcoal Lady whips Kazen to the ropes, takes to them herself, running shoulder block to Kazen. Kazen back up, Manhattan drop followed by a lariat takes him down again. Charcoal Lady shoves Kazen into the corner, picks him up, CHARCOAL LADY RUNNING KAZEN ACROSS THE RING!! Smash into the corner, backs out, avalanche press in the center of the ring! One, two, thr-- TANI MAKES THE SAVE!!
Kazen with a snapmare, follows up with an elbow drop, Charcoal Lady back up and chin crusher'd back down! Black Feathers! BLACK FEATHERS FROM KAZEN!! Charcoal Lady gets back up woozy, and Kazen with a dropkick to Charcoal Lady! Kazen makes the tag to Tani.
Kazen pulls Charcoal Lady to her feet, ANGEL'S ARMS!! ANGEL'S ARMS!! Kazen runs interference on Princess Aika (Tuxedo Kazen was still on the floor after being crotched) and Tani covers; one, two, three!!
Tani wins by pinfall
Time: 26.43
Rating: 84%
Princess Aika looks upset and storms out of the ring as Tani and Kazen celebrate in-ring. They look around for Aika Sugiyama, but she's nowhere to be found.
[Jr.:] I think I just saw my fingers fing!
[Visper:] ...
[Jr.:] ...
[Visper:] Are you finished?
[Jr.:] Yes.
[Visper:] 'kay.
--Commercial break--
<<Singles Submission Match>> [The GREAT Moto]
Gene Starr
vs.
"Demon Fox" Victor Harris
Just before the bell rings, Rocket Science from The Pimps hits, bringing motosada down to the ring. Mic in hand, it's promo time!
[motosada:] Now, I know that everyone was looking forward to seeing a submission match here tonight, but I got to thinking, and I feel that this is too big a match to be just on Maelstrom. So, this match will not happen tonight, but will happen at our next Supercard Event, FORSAKEN!
The crowd doesn't seem to be too pleased with that decision, and neither do Gene or Victor. After a moment, when the booing calms down, moto continues.
[motosada:] But, you won't be leaving empty-handed! Tonight, right now, the NDP Championship Series will begin! Our first match in the NDP Championship Series will feature Gene Starr against the man coming to the ring right now!
Untitled by Scarlet (which seems oxymornic, since it's title is Untitled) hits, and it's Trent Kasta!!
<<
Championship Series Singles Match>> [joe]Gene Starr
vs.
Trent "Trauma" Kasta
These two men hunting the great prize, the NDP Championship... a tie up to start, both men pushing like a pair of bulls, Gene pushing the young Kasta back into the corner - Trent pushing back, forcing Gene back into the center of the ring, and even a ways into the opposite corner, but Gene breaks the tie up, Trent Kasta answers with an elbow pat - Gene not letting that go unanswered, fires off one of his own!
Knee to the chest of Gene, whips him to the ropes - cyclone whip! Gene's up, scoops him - body slam! Kasta up, hooks Gene in for a brainbuster - Gene floats over, turning Kasta around - European Uppercut! A second rocks Trent Kasta backward, Gene looks for a third - gets kicked off, Trent winds his arms up... Mongolian Chop drops Gene to the mat! The ref runs into check up on Gene, but gets shoved away for his troubles, as Gene gets up to his feet, eating ANOTHER Mongolian Chop! Gene falls to his knees, Trent Kasta follows by driving his knee into Gene's chest again! Kasta may have dazed the hell out of Gene, but taking the time to play to the crowd is a good way to give your opponent some time to recover... Gene up to his feet (recovered! See?!) neckbreaker!
Kasta up to his feet, going for a shotei, Gene ducks, kicking Trent's leg out from under him, STF - F is for FACELOCK! Gene relaxes the facelock, keeping the knees locked up - Gene leans back, grabbing one of the legs... knee breaker! Gene pulls Trent up, snap suplex! Gene's turn to showboat to the crowd, it's pretty clear he's not taking Trent Kasta too seriously here... He pulls Trent up, snap suple- No! Trent twists, Fujiwara Armbar pulls Gene to the ground, before Kasta transitions from that quick, short arm lariat! He covers Gene, ONE, TWO, THR- KICKOUT!
Gene with a look of determination on his face now, no longer going easy with the inexperienced Kasta... neckbreaker, he follows up by stomping at Kasta's neck - NO! Kasta's neck shouldn't be abused like that, KNOCK THAT OFF! He pulls Kasta up, hooking him in from behind - back drop driver! Gene PLANTS HIM with the double arm DDT, and Kasta's holding his neck, rolling on the ground - Gene taking too much pleasure in this - a pair of kicks to the side of the head, and Kasta's rising to his feet...
Gene moves in, cracking Kasta's jaw with a pair of punches, before Trent starts RUSHING Gene - KENKA RUSH! Gene's taken down, and Kasta falls onto him for the cover, ONE, TWO, TWO AND A HALF! Gene gets to his feet looking absolutely DAZED AND CONFUSED, but still with enough sense to keep working over Kasta's neck - a double arm suplex puts Kasta to the ground, and Gene follows by dropping an elbow against the neck, and a pair of jumping knee drops, before Gene makes the cover - pressing the elbow against Kasta's neck - ONE, TWO, THR- NO!
Gene gets to his feet, he's more than a little frustrated... Kasta starts getting to his feet, looking like Hell himself... Gene goes to the European Uppercuts again, and Trent goes to the MONGOLIAN CHOPS! MONGOLIAN CHOP RUSH! Gene Starr on SPAGHETTI LEGS; NO! GENE GRABS KASTA BY THE THROAT, OUTLAW'S EDGE! Gene Starr rubbing his shoulders as he looks down on Kasta, shaking his head as he covers - ONE, TWO, THREE! NO! NOT THREE, KASTA GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! Gene up from the pin slowly, looking PISSED and glaring at the referee - the referee backs off, but Gene keeping his focus, putting the pressure on Trent Kasta again...
Kasta rises to his feet, Gene measures him up, Vagabond Kick - NO! Kasta ducked it, but Gene isn't a one trick pony, twisting his legs, drop toe hold! Gene twists it about, turns it into an STF! Trent Kasta's going NOWHERE, but he's struggling, Gene controlling the weight on top of Kasta, keeping him pinned to the mat, and not moving in ANY direction... Kasta claws at the canvas, trying to get SOME sort of motion going... but he's fading fast! Fading... fading... he lets out one last primal scream, and begins making some movement to the ropes, his hand ALMOST THERE... ALMOST THERE! ALLLLL.....MOOOSTT.... NO! HIS HAND FELL LIMP! TRENT KASTA IS OUT! GENE WINS! GENE WINS!
Gene Starr wins by submission
Time: 24.52
Rating: 81%
Crossfade from Viking Hall to a small room, lit only with a single 40-watt bulb from the ceiling. In the corner of the room, the familiar shape of Roselyn Pride sits, a large mass of brown in front of her, her hands moving in a repetitive motion inside the mass. Unfamiliar, however, is the look on her face; content, almost smiling, as she whistles softly to herself. As the camera moves a bit closer, the mass appears to be... furry. Roselyn's right hand emerges from the mass, pulling a needle and thread taught. She's sewing something... but the question is what? She bites the loose thread off and places the needle aside, then gathers up the large mass of brown material and hugs it to her chest, smiling in a pleased fashion, instead of her usual twisted and cruel smile, which makes the scene seem even creepier. Fade out.
--Commercial break--
Earlier today...
Fade back in to moto's office. moto still sits at his desk, Jo still sits across from him, and the folder still sits inbetween them on the desk.
[motosada:] Now, while I'm sure you'd love for me to say that your Three Stages of Hell match against Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN is going to be cancelled because I'm going to release you, but, this match has been pushed back way too many times for me to allow it again. Plus, you still have your match with Akira Blaze tonight. So, this is what's going to happen; I am not going to lay down any punishment or anything for this just yet. Not tonight, not tomorrow, nothing. Instead, I'm going to wait until after FORSAKEN to make a final decision about what to do about this. I mean, you've done some really messed-up things to try and get your way here in NDP, but this is a completely different beast, and I'm going to need to think about how to deal with this for some time. Is that acceptable?
Jo nods her head.
[motosada:] Also, I don't want to have this big "Sword of Damocles"-type thing here. I don't want this to interfere with your performance tonight against Akira Blaze, or against Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN. And I'm sure that you'd like to just leave and be done with it, but I know that you're far too professional than to do that.
Jo's face twitches just slightly at the last remark.
[Jo:] Are we finished here?
[motosada:] Yes.
Jo quickly stands and heads for the door.
[motosada:] And Jo?
Jo stops, hand on the door handle.
[motosada:] Don't disappoint me by skipping out on these matches. I know you're better than that.
Jo looks back, and then opens the door and leaves. Fade out.