Post by orochigeese on Aug 31, 2006 21:16:44 GMT -5
*Immediately after The 8/31/06 Maelstrom concludes, we see Holly standing in front of an NDP banner*
Holly: "It's amply named, you know? That "Tribulation" event."
Holly: "It's going to be a real TRIBU F'N LATION to get in the ring with the "Stay Puff Marshwoman" who the Pillsbury Doughboy lies in bed every night CRYING about in envy!"
*Holly smirks as if she just served one up hot for Kaori*
Holly: "And yeah, I've decided to go "THERE" again. I'm gonna tell the whole world about the REAL reason all Joshi wrestlers fear your kicks. You have a bit of a reputation as "thunder thighs"...and NOT cause you kick hard! It's cause every step you take causes your bloated skinflaps to CLAP against each other breaking the freaking sound barrier! How the HELL do you think you beat Chris Michaels tonight!? You slammed your thighs shut around Chris' neck for that hurracaranna and damn near KILLED him! He was gasping for air! When he woke up backstage, he was mumbling something about being trapped in a can of spam!"
*Holly braces herself against the wall from the laughter*
Holly: "So why am I saying all this? It's cause I heard what you said about ME before your match! Namely, your misguided remarks about my thighs...
*Holly runs her hand down her body and starts caressing her thights with pleasure...*
Holly: "Men line up just to get a glimpse of my golden body...men WISH that they could shower me with their affections...
*The camera crew starts laughing*
Holly: "Hey! Shut up! I'm doing a promo here!"
*Holly shakes her first as the men simmer down*
Holly: "Ahem...as I was saying. Fact is Kaori, after I heard you spouting off misinformation about my perfect, and NATURAL, body... I wanted to prove to the world that you were merely engaging in the flawed mental act of projection. You took everything that was wrong with you and tried to accuse ME of being guilty of it. So that's why I came out to set the world straight...both now and after your match."
Holly: "Remember after I knocked you out...no, wait...how COULD you remember!? You were lying on the floor motionless with my boot print on the back of your head!! But for the benefit of the fans that saw my actions, I'll explain to them why I poked you after I knocked you out, Kaori."
Holly: "I wanted to see just how far my finger would go into your flabby body. You say MY thighs are made of cottage cheese!? Well I say, from first finger experience, that your thighs are the equivalent of a bargain basement tub of flan!!"
*Random "ooohs" are heard from the camera crew*
Holly: "So you can insult me all you want, but its clear you just are too pained to look in a mirror to admit the truth!! And that goes for MORE then just your flawed body image..."
*A serious look comes across Holly's face as she stares at the camera*
Holly: "Do you REALLY think the only reason I beat you at FORSNOOKEN was because you had prepared for Jo Ann Lame Ryder?"
*Holly cocks her head back and laughs a patronizing laugh*
Holly: "Don't you get it!? It's not about her! It was NEVER about her! The fact is that there is no preparing for ME: I'm the Ace of Joshi wrestling! THAT is the reason you could not beat me...not because you were so ready to have Jo Ryder back mount you with her "stap-on-resu" skills! It's cause even if you DID expect to wrestle me, there's not a damn thing you would have been able to do to change the result!"
Holly: "And yet, now you go to boss Moto and ask him for ANOTHER match with me at Tribulation? FINE! If I'm gonna have to beat you one more time to prove to NDP that you aren't in my league, then I'll do just that. You might think your preparation will be different this time around...but the result will not be. It will be you, between my delicious thighs, being driven into the f'n mat in defeat. Whether it's from my Muff Driver or from the Loser's Lunch...you'll be removing hairs from your teeth for the rest of the NiGHT."
*Holly gives the finger to the camera and walks off angry*
Holly: "It's amply named, you know? That "Tribulation" event."
Holly: "It's going to be a real TRIBU F'N LATION to get in the ring with the "Stay Puff Marshwoman" who the Pillsbury Doughboy lies in bed every night CRYING about in envy!"
*Holly smirks as if she just served one up hot for Kaori*
Holly: "And yeah, I've decided to go "THERE" again. I'm gonna tell the whole world about the REAL reason all Joshi wrestlers fear your kicks. You have a bit of a reputation as "thunder thighs"...and NOT cause you kick hard! It's cause every step you take causes your bloated skinflaps to CLAP against each other breaking the freaking sound barrier! How the HELL do you think you beat Chris Michaels tonight!? You slammed your thighs shut around Chris' neck for that hurracaranna and damn near KILLED him! He was gasping for air! When he woke up backstage, he was mumbling something about being trapped in a can of spam!"
*Holly braces herself against the wall from the laughter*
Holly: "So why am I saying all this? It's cause I heard what you said about ME before your match! Namely, your misguided remarks about my thighs...
*Holly runs her hand down her body and starts caressing her thights with pleasure...*
Holly: "Men line up just to get a glimpse of my golden body...men WISH that they could shower me with their affections...
*The camera crew starts laughing*
Holly: "Hey! Shut up! I'm doing a promo here!"
*Holly shakes her first as the men simmer down*
Holly: "Ahem...as I was saying. Fact is Kaori, after I heard you spouting off misinformation about my perfect, and NATURAL, body... I wanted to prove to the world that you were merely engaging in the flawed mental act of projection. You took everything that was wrong with you and tried to accuse ME of being guilty of it. So that's why I came out to set the world straight...both now and after your match."
Holly: "Remember after I knocked you out...no, wait...how COULD you remember!? You were lying on the floor motionless with my boot print on the back of your head!! But for the benefit of the fans that saw my actions, I'll explain to them why I poked you after I knocked you out, Kaori."
Holly: "I wanted to see just how far my finger would go into your flabby body. You say MY thighs are made of cottage cheese!? Well I say, from first finger experience, that your thighs are the equivalent of a bargain basement tub of flan!!"
*Random "ooohs" are heard from the camera crew*
Holly: "So you can insult me all you want, but its clear you just are too pained to look in a mirror to admit the truth!! And that goes for MORE then just your flawed body image..."
*A serious look comes across Holly's face as she stares at the camera*
Holly: "Do you REALLY think the only reason I beat you at FORSNOOKEN was because you had prepared for Jo Ann Lame Ryder?"
*Holly cocks her head back and laughs a patronizing laugh*
Holly: "Don't you get it!? It's not about her! It was NEVER about her! The fact is that there is no preparing for ME: I'm the Ace of Joshi wrestling! THAT is the reason you could not beat me...not because you were so ready to have Jo Ryder back mount you with her "stap-on-resu" skills! It's cause even if you DID expect to wrestle me, there's not a damn thing you would have been able to do to change the result!"
Holly: "And yet, now you go to boss Moto and ask him for ANOTHER match with me at Tribulation? FINE! If I'm gonna have to beat you one more time to prove to NDP that you aren't in my league, then I'll do just that. You might think your preparation will be different this time around...but the result will not be. It will be you, between my delicious thighs, being driven into the f'n mat in defeat. Whether it's from my Muff Driver or from the Loser's Lunch...you'll be removing hairs from your teeth for the rest of the NiGHT."
*Holly gives the finger to the camera and walks off angry*