Post by orochigeese on Apr 14, 2006 21:00:01 GMT -5
*Holly stands in front of an NDP banner. She is wearing her customary green and black ring attire, along with a big smile.*
Holly: "Greetings NDP! For those who've been living under a rock for the last 2 years, my name is Holly! I am a member of the Orochi Army, and wrestle with PW-W, OG-Joshi, and McPro, where I am a former GHP Champion!"
Holly: "I am also the wrestler that downright humiliated Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN! This marks my second victory over Miss NiGHT of course, leaving me 2-0 over her. But when it comes to all the times I have generally embarrassed Kaori NiGHT, I have simply lost count!"
Holly: "Now, some would say i'm not the most "traditional" wrestler. I do a lot of moves and say a LOT of things that more "conservative" people might frown upon. I once had someone cut his ears off after a particularly salacious speech! To avoid any misunderstandings here, I feel that I must explain some of my actions at FORSAKEN."
Holly: "Although NDP warmly welcomed me after that whore Jo Ryder bailed on them...and btw....don't think for a SECOND that whole "shingled lung" thing didn't have anything to do with the fact that she has swallowed literally GALLONS of c....."
*Holly blushes for a second and then composes herself*
Holly: "Sorry, sorry, I promised myself that the first lude thing I'd say would involve Kaori, not Jo Ryder. Force of habit I guess, after the verbal gangbanging I subjected Jo to for all of last year. Then again, subjecting Jo Ryder to a gangbanging is like subjecting Kaori NiGHT to a box of glazed donuts. In either case, you can't tell if their silence is cause they are happy or just that they have their mouths full of white, sticky stuff."
*Some of the NDP cameramen stare blankly. Holly gets the clue and continues...*
Holly: "Back to what I was saying. After NDP warmly welcomed me, I wanted to extend a gracious welcome back to them. So at the end of our FORSAKEN match, I performed my "Muff Driver" and rolled out my carpet for Kaori NiGHT!!"
*Holly starts laughing*
Holly: "I hope you accept my welcoming, Kaori! I know it wasn't a red carpet, but I figure you get enough of that from your little bed-buddy Jenny. Besides, you didn't seem to squirm much...though that IS because I put a beating on you to silence you. Because the fact is, despite how brash and unorthodox I am, you just can't argue with RESULTS."
Holly: "In the last year, I have beaten such Joshi superstars as Jo Ryder, Diane Cavuto, Jenny McLanahan, and Kaori NiGHT. I am quite simply, the Ace of Joshi wrestling."
Holly: "And I proved it again at FORSAKEN, as I waltzed right in and beat one of NDP's biggest stars. I barely broke a sweat...though I did apparently trigger what must be some kind of freakish perspiration condition that Kaori has. Really Kaori...you smell more like a 45 year old man looking at pop idols on the internet, then you smell like a pop idol."
*Holly smirks*
Holly: "Oh...and I also added a much needed touch of "class" to the announce booth. Visper Karr can't really get the job done very well, so I wanted to help her out a bit. Visper and I go way back and I always try to do anything I can to improve on her shortcomings. Apparently my minute of commentary was more well received then anything she has said in the past."
Holly: "So NDP, I hope to entertain you all again soon, as my presence here HAS to be a breath of fresh air. And not just cause of Kaori's stench."
Holly: "Toodles!"
*Holly cheerfully walks away after patting the NDP banner*
Holly: "Greetings NDP! For those who've been living under a rock for the last 2 years, my name is Holly! I am a member of the Orochi Army, and wrestle with PW-W, OG-Joshi, and McPro, where I am a former GHP Champion!"
Holly: "I am also the wrestler that downright humiliated Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN! This marks my second victory over Miss NiGHT of course, leaving me 2-0 over her. But when it comes to all the times I have generally embarrassed Kaori NiGHT, I have simply lost count!"
Holly: "Now, some would say i'm not the most "traditional" wrestler. I do a lot of moves and say a LOT of things that more "conservative" people might frown upon. I once had someone cut his ears off after a particularly salacious speech! To avoid any misunderstandings here, I feel that I must explain some of my actions at FORSAKEN."
Holly: "Although NDP warmly welcomed me after that whore Jo Ryder bailed on them...and btw....don't think for a SECOND that whole "shingled lung" thing didn't have anything to do with the fact that she has swallowed literally GALLONS of c....."
*Holly blushes for a second and then composes herself*
Holly: "Sorry, sorry, I promised myself that the first lude thing I'd say would involve Kaori, not Jo Ryder. Force of habit I guess, after the verbal gangbanging I subjected Jo to for all of last year. Then again, subjecting Jo Ryder to a gangbanging is like subjecting Kaori NiGHT to a box of glazed donuts. In either case, you can't tell if their silence is cause they are happy or just that they have their mouths full of white, sticky stuff."
*Some of the NDP cameramen stare blankly. Holly gets the clue and continues...*
Holly: "Back to what I was saying. After NDP warmly welcomed me, I wanted to extend a gracious welcome back to them. So at the end of our FORSAKEN match, I performed my "Muff Driver" and rolled out my carpet for Kaori NiGHT!!"
*Holly starts laughing*
Holly: "I hope you accept my welcoming, Kaori! I know it wasn't a red carpet, but I figure you get enough of that from your little bed-buddy Jenny. Besides, you didn't seem to squirm much...though that IS because I put a beating on you to silence you. Because the fact is, despite how brash and unorthodox I am, you just can't argue with RESULTS."
Holly: "In the last year, I have beaten such Joshi superstars as Jo Ryder, Diane Cavuto, Jenny McLanahan, and Kaori NiGHT. I am quite simply, the Ace of Joshi wrestling."
Holly: "And I proved it again at FORSAKEN, as I waltzed right in and beat one of NDP's biggest stars. I barely broke a sweat...though I did apparently trigger what must be some kind of freakish perspiration condition that Kaori has. Really Kaori...you smell more like a 45 year old man looking at pop idols on the internet, then you smell like a pop idol."
*Holly smirks*
Holly: "Oh...and I also added a much needed touch of "class" to the announce booth. Visper Karr can't really get the job done very well, so I wanted to help her out a bit. Visper and I go way back and I always try to do anything I can to improve on her shortcomings. Apparently my minute of commentary was more well received then anything she has said in the past."
Holly: "So NDP, I hope to entertain you all again soon, as my presence here HAS to be a breath of fresh air. And not just cause of Kaori's stench."
Holly: "Toodles!"
*Holly cheerfully walks away after patting the NDP banner*