Post by orochigeese on Jun 27, 2006 23:10:10 GMT -5
*The scene opens at NDP headquarters on Tuesday, June 27th. Things are pretty quiet as its 4pm and a lot of the office workers have already gone home. In fact, the entire outside hallway is silent....that is, until the doors leading outside BUST open. Holly looks almost surprised at the small scene she has just caused. Underestimating her own strength or overestimating the NDP budget for doors? Probably a little of both. One thing is for sure, she looks quite cocky in her green business suit and dark designer sunglasses. She begins doing what many generations before her have done...walk and look around.*
Holly: "Ahh, so THIS is the majestic NDP corporate office! I wish someone was here to take a picture of me in this luxurious dream setting! Or maybe I can buy a postcard! "Wish you were here, Geese!"
*Holly looks around and sees some papers on the ground and a small tumbleweed-sized ball of dust.*
Holly: "Why the hell is it so quiet here? Orochi-O's force...um, recommends to its employees that they stay late! Our offices are hopping all night! But here...its as empty as Kaori NiGHT-snagged jelly donut!"
Holly: "Oh well...my business here is short anyway. Since NDP has failed to inform me who my next opponent is, I have come here to find out. After I vanquished their lowly ace Kaori, I guess they wanted to try to keep a low profile! But I'm here to stay in NDP and I DEMAND to know who I'm facing next!"
*Holly begins to knock on office doors...every office door..very loudly. She gets no response and then begins filing through some of the papers hanging on the wall. After throwing some of the pushpins on the floor in anticipation of a grisly scene the next day, she finally finds the "Outbreak" schedule on one of the bulletin boards. After thumbing through it, she sees this:*
"Singles Match
Holly vs Diva Dynamite (w/ Kaori NiGHT)"
*Holly nearly falls on the floor laughing. She has to hold onto the wall to avoid falling on the dusty floor but is currently being attacked by a wave of hysteria.*
Holly: "Oh my! NDP must have heard what I said recently in OG-Joshi about how much I love to laugh! Cause you guys really went out of your way to set me up for a punchline here!"
*Holly continues laughing hysterically*
Holly: "I mean, are you guys KIDDING? You MUST be! Diva Dynamite? The first girl to actually break down CRYING in OG-Joshi? If you count the number of times that girl has been outsmarted by someone, you ALMOST get half the number of midNiGHTsnacks Kaori has eaten! And that's pretty sad on both their parts!"
Holly: "So I beat Kaori NiGHT, NDP's ACE, at "FORSOOKEN" and then you put me up against Diva? I've never heard of moving DOWN the ladder after a huge victory, but I guess NDP does things differently!"
Holly: "What are you guys thinking? I should be contending for an NDP Championship! Not babysitting Diva! And having Kaori in her corner? What the HELL is that gonna do? I ALREADY BEAT HER! Why make her relive her painful loss by forcing her to watch me whup Diva!? Kaori needs to move on and let me tell you why."
Holly: "Fact is...before I arrived, Kaori was one of the best wrestlers in NDP. For years before I reached my status as undisputed ACE of Joshi Wrestling, Kaori had a claim to being the best. I won't deny that. But that was then, and THIS is the era of Holly. And I'm better then Kaori is now and ever was. I proved it at "FORSNAKESONAPLANEN" when I decisively beat her!"
Holly: "So somehow you guys think that adding a "hasbeen" like Kaori to the corner of a "whyisshe" like Diva is going to even approach my greatness?" Or that having Kaori in Diva's corner is going to somehow evoke fear in me to "psyche me out?" during the match? The ONLY thing you've done is evoke pity in me. "
*Holly shakes her head in pity AND disgust*
Holly: "Cause I really thought that Jo Ryder had left NDP. But after seeing that this match was made...i could only conclude that it was created during one of Jo's numerous drinking binges."
*Holly throws the schedule on the floor and begins walking out of the hallway*
Holly: "You could do better then this NDP...and once I beat Diva, you better start to. Kaori is old news, Diva isn't even a story. I'm the front page...and I want gold print to tell my story."
*Holly makes a "Iwantabelt" sign and walks out of the building.*
Holly: "Ahh, so THIS is the majestic NDP corporate office! I wish someone was here to take a picture of me in this luxurious dream setting! Or maybe I can buy a postcard! "Wish you were here, Geese!"
*Holly looks around and sees some papers on the ground and a small tumbleweed-sized ball of dust.*
Holly: "Why the hell is it so quiet here? Orochi-O's force...um, recommends to its employees that they stay late! Our offices are hopping all night! But here...its as empty as Kaori NiGHT-snagged jelly donut!"
Holly: "Oh well...my business here is short anyway. Since NDP has failed to inform me who my next opponent is, I have come here to find out. After I vanquished their lowly ace Kaori, I guess they wanted to try to keep a low profile! But I'm here to stay in NDP and I DEMAND to know who I'm facing next!"
*Holly begins to knock on office doors...every office door..very loudly. She gets no response and then begins filing through some of the papers hanging on the wall. After throwing some of the pushpins on the floor in anticipation of a grisly scene the next day, she finally finds the "Outbreak" schedule on one of the bulletin boards. After thumbing through it, she sees this:*
"Singles Match
Holly vs Diva Dynamite (w/ Kaori NiGHT)"
*Holly nearly falls on the floor laughing. She has to hold onto the wall to avoid falling on the dusty floor but is currently being attacked by a wave of hysteria.*
Holly: "Oh my! NDP must have heard what I said recently in OG-Joshi about how much I love to laugh! Cause you guys really went out of your way to set me up for a punchline here!"
*Holly continues laughing hysterically*
Holly: "I mean, are you guys KIDDING? You MUST be! Diva Dynamite? The first girl to actually break down CRYING in OG-Joshi? If you count the number of times that girl has been outsmarted by someone, you ALMOST get half the number of midNiGHTsnacks Kaori has eaten! And that's pretty sad on both their parts!"
Holly: "So I beat Kaori NiGHT, NDP's ACE, at "FORSOOKEN" and then you put me up against Diva? I've never heard of moving DOWN the ladder after a huge victory, but I guess NDP does things differently!"
Holly: "What are you guys thinking? I should be contending for an NDP Championship! Not babysitting Diva! And having Kaori in her corner? What the HELL is that gonna do? I ALREADY BEAT HER! Why make her relive her painful loss by forcing her to watch me whup Diva!? Kaori needs to move on and let me tell you why."
Holly: "Fact is...before I arrived, Kaori was one of the best wrestlers in NDP. For years before I reached my status as undisputed ACE of Joshi Wrestling, Kaori had a claim to being the best. I won't deny that. But that was then, and THIS is the era of Holly. And I'm better then Kaori is now and ever was. I proved it at "FORSNAKESONAPLANEN" when I decisively beat her!"
Holly: "So somehow you guys think that adding a "hasbeen" like Kaori to the corner of a "whyisshe" like Diva is going to even approach my greatness?" Or that having Kaori in Diva's corner is going to somehow evoke fear in me to "psyche me out?" during the match? The ONLY thing you've done is evoke pity in me. "
*Holly shakes her head in pity AND disgust*
Holly: "Cause I really thought that Jo Ryder had left NDP. But after seeing that this match was made...i could only conclude that it was created during one of Jo's numerous drinking binges."
*Holly throws the schedule on the floor and begins walking out of the hallway*
Holly: "You could do better then this NDP...and once I beat Diva, you better start to. Kaori is old news, Diva isn't even a story. I'm the front page...and I want gold print to tell my story."
*Holly makes a "Iwantabelt" sign and walks out of the building.*