"I'm Fucking Pissed" Colleen

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Generic background scene. Colleen stands beside Zachary Valentine, pissed off look on her face.

[Colleen:] Oh, cry me a river, Staley! And is that the best you can do!? Porno jokes? "Oh, she's a blonde, she must be a fucktoy!" How do you not fall down more?!

Zachary urges Colleen to calm down. Colleen shudders violently and turns away from the camera, walking off screen as the camera centers on Zachary.

[Zachary:] To clarify, Staley, yes, Colleen did cost you the NDP Championship. It was her that set you up for the Punk Buster during that triple threat match, it was her that hit you with the Absolute Stunner in that triple threat match, and it was her that pinned you to win that triple threat match! To be perfectly honest, I'm surprised you could walk after that kind of one-two assault, let alone wrestle a full match! So, Mister "Man Possessed", I strongly suggest that you remember your place before you start throwing around your wild accusations.

Colleen reenters the scene, annoyed.

[Colleen:] Maybe you should watch what you say to Flip, Zach.

[Zachary:] ... Why?

[Colleen:] Cuz he might mistake you for an announcer.

Zachary smiles widely at the comment.

[Zachary:] Ah! hahah Very good, very good.

Fade out.

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Scene opens up with Colleen standing in front of mirror checking herself out, shifting her body, posing in front of the mirror as she is approached by Zach.

[Zach]: Miss Colleen.

[Colleen]: What?

[Zach]: There's been talking going around about you.

[Colleen]: Yeah? There's always talk going around about me. I'm the best looking piece of flesh to have ever been created.

[Zach]: True, but some have been talking about your size of your breasts and about your body.

Colleen rolls her eyes in disgust.

[Colleen]: FINALLY. Finally, people are starting to recognize. They are finally recognizing who is the best looking thing to walk on the face of the planet. I should be happy... but I'm not. It took them long enough to finally see the true form of my beauty.

[Zach]: You're not offended?

[Colleen]: Offended? You've got to be kidding. My body, my... breasts. heh They're the best thing eyes have ever layed on. Words can't even describe how sexy I look.

Colleen looks at the mirror and grins.

[Colleen]: I feel it. I'm about to have an orgasm talking about myself!

Zach backs away as Colleen continues to stare at herself.

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Scene opens with Colleen and the RIG that recently had an interview with Domino. What happened to Miles? Who knows? Out with Kristin?

[RIG]: Colleen, the big truth is out about Domino, her big book is out, talking about her big match, stating about how big her submission moves are, and along with her big brea-

[Colleen]: Please... The only big thing here is me. Colleen Dra-, Colleen.

[RIG]: Colleen Dramesi?

[Colleen]: What is your name?

[RIG]: Me? I'm just the random interviewer guy.

[Colleen]: Do you even work here?

[RIG]: Yeah. Why?

[Colleen]: When I do my "daily rants" to the boss, I'll be sure to bring up the name "random interviewer guy".

[RIG]: What are you going to talk about?

[Colleen]: Are you that much of an idiot?

[RIG]: I don't think that I'm an idiot.

[Colleen]: ...

[RIG]: ...

[Colleen]: Can we continue?

[RIG]: Uh... yeah. You had your battles with Domino.

[Colleen]: I think I know where this is going. You're going to lead up to Domino having big breasts now huh?

[RIG]: Uh...

[Colleen]: See... I knew from the beginning. From the moment that I saw her, I knew that she couldn't stand me. I was the most glorious person that she has ever met, and right at the moment she was jealous. Why? The simple fact that I was built better, and simply look better than anybody that has ever walked the face of the Earth.

[RIG]: We get it. You're the-

[Colleen]: Don't interrupt me while I'm talking!

[RIG]: Well... You're just rambling the samething everytime you talk.

[Colleen]: Then why ask? It's because someone like you, someone like Flip Staley, who give me no respect whatsoever.

[RIG]: You haven't done anything that people should respect you with.

[Colleen]: ...Why am I still talking to you? It makes sad that I am being forced to talk to a no-name, faceless, backwards-ass chode like you, huh? There's your question. This interview is over; you better be worried about your job.

Colleen marches off in disgust. Fade

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Scene opens up with Colleen in the backstage of the NDP arena standing in front of Zachary Valentine as Miles Bell attemps to get a few words from her.

[Miles]: Colleen, What do you have to say after your disgusting performance at Maelstrom, using that weighted boot to cheat Gene Starr out of the match at FORSAKEN, and then to brutally attack Matt Shane after his match?

[Colleen]: Disgusting!? You call that "disgusting"? I call it "genius".

[Miles]: How could you call that "genius"?!

Zach cuts in before Colleen flies off the handle.

[Zach]: How is it not genius? Listen, we can't deny the fact that Gene Starr is a bloody beast, but we are not going to allow the perfect body of the Living Venus to be wrecked. Knowing this, Colleen and myself simply whipped up the perfect equalizer; one for both Gene Starr and the NDP Champion.

[Miles]: Equalizer!? Colleen could have ended Matt Shane's career!

[Zach]: With the loaded boot? Are you daft? Colleen knew exactly what she was doing to Matt Shane. Matt Shane is now perfectly softened up for Colleen at FORSAKEN. If Colleen gets into the ring with Matt Shane, then the match is all over, and the Living Venus will walk out of Viking Hall the New Damage Prowrestling Champion.

[Miles]: You think it'll be that easy, huh? You think that Colleen'll just waltz in and take the belt from Matt Shane? Not to mention Galcian and Phil Buster?

[Zach]: Jokes. All of them. Matt Shane is just a paper champion. Colleen, the Living Venus, will be the first true champion that this promotion will ever have. And as for you, you're just a snotty little reporter. We don't need criticism from you.

Colleen turns her nose up at Miles and marches off, Zach following close by.

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Scene opens up in a small room where Colleen is sitting in front of a table with her hands in her hair as she is approached by Zachary Valentine

[Zach]: Miss Colleen.

[Colleen]: Don’t bother me. I’m…

[Zach]: You what?

Colleen strikes Zach a devil-like glare and Zach backs off a little bit.

[Colleen]: I’M JUST FUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT EVERYTHING! Everything has not gone my way, not even one bit! I thought I would go into FORSAKEN and beat everybody including Matt Shane, but my shot was STOLEN FROM ME BY GALCIAN! I am also the top contender in NDP AND I DON’T HAVE A SPOT ON EVO.R!? What do I need to do!? You’re not even helping out situation either. I thought you could do all the talking and bring me up to the top, but that has not happened yet! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GIVE ME MY CHANCE TO SHINE!?

[Zach]: You need to calm down. Being all bitchy and yelling like this isn’t going to get you anywhere.

[Colleen]: …

[Zach]: Maybe you need to change your act. You keep doing the same thing and its not getting you anywhere.

[Colleen]: That’s where you fucking come in. That’s WHY I HIRED YOU! You’re supposed to help me, but what have you done? NOTHING! You can just leave before I blow my head off.

Zach starts to leave but Colleen gets up and starts pushing him out of the room.

[Colleen]: I don’t even know what to do with YOU anymore and its going to be hell to pay for Galcian who stole my spot and LOST TO MATT SHANE.

Colleen slams the door behind Zach. Fade