Post by orochigeese on Aug 2, 2009 2:11:20 GMT -5
(OG note: Ok so I haven't really kept up with posting Furis promos on this board but all of them for the past few years are on the UBL RP board. this is a great place to start before delving into this posts's promo.)
*The scene opens to shakycam footage. We're in a rather dark area with only a tiny bit of light: not clear what type of place we're in but it appears to be a small room. Looks a bit like dark bricks in the background. We hear deep breathing as well, some stumbling about, then an unmistakable voice.*
"Is it vorking, Doctor!?
*It's Furis, though his voice has dropped an octave. It also sounds like he's rabidly foaming at the mouth.*
"Yes, yes I told you it is fine. I know enough about electronics to make it vork."
*Dr. Schässburg, no doubt. Good, at least we know he's still alive.*
[Furis:] "A proper introduction is in order - vone that should have occurred years ago but for the meddling of the doctor. He caused my temporary fall from grace - In a few short months I vent from the superior and devourer of man to the butt of a bad joke...but one vithout a pleasing punchline as Indy James, Agent 0, and Drake Yoshida recently found out. And so after years of my suffering and humiliation, I ask the vorld...*
*The camera focuses better and stops hopping around. And a new face appears, seething menacingly*
.
.
.
*It's Furis but...can it really really be?*
[Furis:] "Who's laughing now at the mighty Jakob of Furis?"
*Furis swivels the camera around 180 degrees and we see Dr. Schässburg tied to a chair, only his hands are free so that he was able to manipulate the camera. We see various bruises and scars on his face and neck. Then Furis swings the camera back towards himself as he wears a twisted grin.*
[Furis:] "Good citizens of Densus - You should have killed me vhen you had the chance. But I bring good news - you are but a distant target. There are so many scores to settle and as yours is the oldest, I vill savor the anticipation that much more. By the time I get to you, my veign of terror and bodies vill have spread across the vorld and your fear vill be in the air like the aroma of a home cooked meal."
*Furis then turns the lights on a bit more and we see three banners - one for NDP, UBL, and FPCPP*
[Furis:] "The unbelievers. The Randolphs, the Yoshidas, the Honchos. All of you, all of you vill get vhat you invited vhen you mocked me. You said I vasn't real, you said I vas a joke. Ask Indy James if I am real? Ask him if he is laughing at my recent antics!? Ask the stoic force Agent 0 about the first time he vas victimized and thrown around like a CHILD vhile vorking for the putrid UBL."
*Furis tears down the UBL banner, spits on it, and rips it in half*
[Furis:] "Yoshida? You say I'm no longer vanted by YOU? That YOU are done vith me?
*Furis gets even closer to the camera and bares his fangs*
[Furis:] "Not til I am done vith you. Not til I am done sucking the life out of everyone on your voster that participated in my ritual humiliation over the last few years. It von't take long. I am currently in talks with a man who has a video tape of certain interest to me so I know vhere best to strike to get my revenge."
*Furis pats the camera*
[Furis:] "Just like this tape is of most interest to you, Yoshida, and to the others I send this to. I vant to make this clear so even a paeon like you can understand - I vill not vest til every last bone of your body is broken, til your bone marrow is drained, til every last drop of your blood slides down my throat. Vhat you have done to me in UBL is unforgivable, the joke you made of me and my KIND."
*Furis smiles, as some blood drips out of his mouth. He then turns to the NDP banner*
[Furis:] "NDP, you vere the first to invite me into this vorld but unlike UBL who mocked me, you simply ignored me. I vill no longer be ignored. And for the one there who DID mock me, John Randolph, I have a special gift to you, my friend. You said in UBL that I had spent the most time vith you out of anyone?"
*Furis looks maniacally at the camera*
[Furis:] "Not one second was spent with the real Jakob of Furis. The real Densus Devil. So mark my vords, the first second you do spend vith me vill be agony... and vill be your last."
*Furis then turns to the FPCPP banner.*
[Furis:] "The Vookie jar, the Dojo, all places I have been mocked. I know vhat all the fans and vestlers thought of me, save for my old ally Indigo: The only one who vill be spared from my reign of terror. But to the rest of the FPCPP - I vas the biggest joke on the roster, perhaps I still am? Perhaps...perhaps I vill have to do something to change that. Like I did in UBL but now that it is no longer a surprise, the stakes vill have risen. It took just two actions to get me banned in UBL, let's see vhat it vill take to do the same in FPCPP."
*Furis tears down the FPCPP banner*
[Furis:] "None of you know vhen and vhere I vill strike next, yet none of you can keep me out of your nightmares thinking the vorst. None of you ever expected it vould come to this, and yet you are all complicit. All guilty of the sin of tempting the damned, the unholy, the bloodthirsty, the unstoppable. In this vorld, you have committed the gravest sin possible - that of indefensible pride against a race stronger then you. And that mistaken pride vill swallow you whole.*pauses*Just as I vill your blood."
*The camera goes to static as Furis leaves sight and the Doctor starts to scream*
*The scene opens to shakycam footage. We're in a rather dark area with only a tiny bit of light: not clear what type of place we're in but it appears to be a small room. Looks a bit like dark bricks in the background. We hear deep breathing as well, some stumbling about, then an unmistakable voice.*
"Is it vorking, Doctor!?
*It's Furis, though his voice has dropped an octave. It also sounds like he's rabidly foaming at the mouth.*
"Yes, yes I told you it is fine. I know enough about electronics to make it vork."
*Dr. Schässburg, no doubt. Good, at least we know he's still alive.*
[Furis:] "A proper introduction is in order - vone that should have occurred years ago but for the meddling of the doctor. He caused my temporary fall from grace - In a few short months I vent from the superior and devourer of man to the butt of a bad joke...but one vithout a pleasing punchline as Indy James, Agent 0, and Drake Yoshida recently found out. And so after years of my suffering and humiliation, I ask the vorld...*
*The camera focuses better and stops hopping around. And a new face appears, seething menacingly*
.
.
.
*It's Furis but...can it really really be?*
[Furis:] "Who's laughing now at the mighty Jakob of Furis?"
*Furis swivels the camera around 180 degrees and we see Dr. Schässburg tied to a chair, only his hands are free so that he was able to manipulate the camera. We see various bruises and scars on his face and neck. Then Furis swings the camera back towards himself as he wears a twisted grin.*
[Furis:] "Good citizens of Densus - You should have killed me vhen you had the chance. But I bring good news - you are but a distant target. There are so many scores to settle and as yours is the oldest, I vill savor the anticipation that much more. By the time I get to you, my veign of terror and bodies vill have spread across the vorld and your fear vill be in the air like the aroma of a home cooked meal."
*Furis then turns the lights on a bit more and we see three banners - one for NDP, UBL, and FPCPP*
[Furis:] "The unbelievers. The Randolphs, the Yoshidas, the Honchos. All of you, all of you vill get vhat you invited vhen you mocked me. You said I vasn't real, you said I vas a joke. Ask Indy James if I am real? Ask him if he is laughing at my recent antics!? Ask the stoic force Agent 0 about the first time he vas victimized and thrown around like a CHILD vhile vorking for the putrid UBL."
*Furis tears down the UBL banner, spits on it, and rips it in half*
[Furis:] "Yoshida? You say I'm no longer vanted by YOU? That YOU are done vith me?
*Furis gets even closer to the camera and bares his fangs*
[Furis:] "Not til I am done vith you. Not til I am done sucking the life out of everyone on your voster that participated in my ritual humiliation over the last few years. It von't take long. I am currently in talks with a man who has a video tape of certain interest to me so I know vhere best to strike to get my revenge."
*Furis pats the camera*
[Furis:] "Just like this tape is of most interest to you, Yoshida, and to the others I send this to. I vant to make this clear so even a paeon like you can understand - I vill not vest til every last bone of your body is broken, til your bone marrow is drained, til every last drop of your blood slides down my throat. Vhat you have done to me in UBL is unforgivable, the joke you made of me and my KIND."
*Furis smiles, as some blood drips out of his mouth. He then turns to the NDP banner*
[Furis:] "NDP, you vere the first to invite me into this vorld but unlike UBL who mocked me, you simply ignored me. I vill no longer be ignored. And for the one there who DID mock me, John Randolph, I have a special gift to you, my friend. You said in UBL that I had spent the most time vith you out of anyone?"
*Furis looks maniacally at the camera*
[Furis:] "Not one second was spent with the real Jakob of Furis. The real Densus Devil. So mark my vords, the first second you do spend vith me vill be agony... and vill be your last."
*Furis then turns to the FPCPP banner.*
[Furis:] "The Vookie jar, the Dojo, all places I have been mocked. I know vhat all the fans and vestlers thought of me, save for my old ally Indigo: The only one who vill be spared from my reign of terror. But to the rest of the FPCPP - I vas the biggest joke on the roster, perhaps I still am? Perhaps...perhaps I vill have to do something to change that. Like I did in UBL but now that it is no longer a surprise, the stakes vill have risen. It took just two actions to get me banned in UBL, let's see vhat it vill take to do the same in FPCPP."
*Furis tears down the FPCPP banner*
[Furis:] "None of you know vhen and vhere I vill strike next, yet none of you can keep me out of your nightmares thinking the vorst. None of you ever expected it vould come to this, and yet you are all complicit. All guilty of the sin of tempting the damned, the unholy, the bloodthirsty, the unstoppable. In this vorld, you have committed the gravest sin possible - that of indefensible pride against a race stronger then you. And that mistaken pride vill swallow you whole.*pauses*Just as I vill your blood."
*The camera goes to static as Furis leaves sight and the Doctor starts to scream*