Post by motosada on Nov 12, 2007 1:25:27 GMT -5
Baxter's Television, along with the trippy intro video, once again begins the newest issue of DamageCast. Get used to it quick, cuz, the openings to these things are only going to get less and less inventive! It's the same frickin' opening! Why do I keep even bothering to go through it every time?! WHY, CROW, WHY?!
DamageCast #6
The Trials of Tribulation
Part VI: Kaori NiGHT vs Holly
[Miles:] Welcome, ladies and gents, to DamageCast issue 6. We're going to take a look at what has quickly become one of the most verbally and mentally abusive feuds in New Damage Prowrestling history. At our last SuperCard Event, FORSAKEN, Kaori NiGHT was just as surprised as everyone else to find that her opponent for the night had been replaced by OG-Joshi's Holly. Holly got the best of Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN, but Kaori has said time and time again that Holly got lucky by catching her unprepared, and the self-proclaimed "Queen of Professional Wrestling" has been looking forward to this rematch ever since. Holly, meanwhile, has claimed the OG-Joshi World Championship, and run herself into a lot of problems in OG-Joshi, while she seems to take a lot of joy in belittling anybody in an ear shot.
And with that in mind, our interview crew recently caught up to Holly, and... Well, just watch.
Fade in to an arena backstage as none other then Visper Karr has a microphone and a sour look on her face as she faces the camera.
[Visper:] Do I REALLY have to do this?
[Off camera voice:] She requested you as the interviewer!
[Visper:] Is it too late to call Jean Carter?
[Off Camera Voice:] Yes. So just try not to kick Holly in the face. Kaori will be pissed if she doesn't get to do it herself.
[Visper:] Can't we rock/paper/scissors for the right to do it?
[Off Camera voice:] No.
Just then, OG-Joshi World Champion Holly waltzes into the scene. She places her arm around Visper and begins chewing gum. blowing bubbles right in Visper's face.
[Visper:] You just always gotta have something in your mouth, huh?
[Holly:] That's your problem, Vissy. Always worried what's in my my mouth and not concentrating on what's around my WAIST. And really, Kaori isn't that different from you. Well, really, she's about 50 pounds heavier and super bloated. I'll say this for ya Vis, you know your way around the gym!
Holly pats Visper's behind and then blows another bubble in her face.
[Visper:] What is it about interviewers that you and OrochiGeese find so contemptible?
[Holly:] Woo! Big word from the Vis-meister! Earn that paycheck! Oh by the way, you should be thanking me for getting you that interviewer paycheck tonight.
[Visper:] I've donated the money to the Kaori NiGHT training fund.
[Holly:] Ahhh, the "Give a Girl a Meatball Sub" sponsorship? That's a noble cause, Vis! I'm proud of ya, finally giving back to the community, learning what's important in life.
[Visper:] There are no words for how much I detest you.
[Holly:] How convenient, cause I doubt you'd be able to pronounce them anyway!
Visper begins trembling in place with rage.
[Visper:] Let's get this over with already. What are your thoughts on your match with Kaori NiGHT, one of the top women superstars of our era, and the only woman on Earth that might hate you as much as I do.
[Holly:] Well then, obviously she's got a lot of rage built up. She probably stores it in her "pizza folds". But as for her being *makes quotey fingers* "one of the top women superstars blah blah BLAH!" *she punctuates the final BLAH with another bubble pop.* the only other women as overrated as Kaori NiGHT all fell to me in OG-Joshi: Jenny McLanahan, Jo Ryder, etc. Kaori is no different. And neither are you, Vis!
[Visper:] Thanks for the vote of confidence.
[Holly:] Oh but I DO mean well. In fact, I'm even gonna give you some advice for you! I kinda feel bad, what with you behind in the series to Hilly Canyon, the very woman that I dominated to win this shiny belt from! I beat her in two matches and you, well, you're still in it, right? RIGHT?
Holly puts on her best sympathetic puppy dog face.
[Visper:] So what's your advice, then?
*Holly gets in close and whispers "Don't lose" a moment before she pops another bubble RIGHT in Visper's ear. The loud noise causes Visper to jump back and then attempt a kick but Holly is already gone, leaving Visper to seethe in Holly's general direction.
Miles Bell is still in the DamageCast studio, prepared to bring us more segment action!
[Miles:] Now, while Holly has only had a couple of matches since coming to New Damage Prowrestling, Kaori NiGHT is another story completely. Kaori has not only competed against some big names in NDP, but has also had a number of historic matches, including the one we're about to revisit now. From RECKONING on June 6th, 2004, this is Kaori NiGHT challenging the visiting C-CWA Women's Champion, Jenny McLanahan, for the C-CWA Women's Championship in what quickly became a very controversial match.
-- From the Archives --
[Visper:] Well, now it's time for the first of three championships to be defended here tonight; the C-CWA Women's Championship!
[Jr.:] Jenny McLanahan came into this company with a chip on her shoulder; and an unspecified grudge against Kaori Night, but time has passed and these two have become... uh... what's that thing... where they're friends, but still competitive?
[Visper:] Rivals! These two have become fierce rivals lately-
[Jr.:] No, no, I don't think that's it...
[Visper:] Eh... whatever! This match is likely to be set at a breakneck speed; so don't blink!
As you can tell, C-CWA Endorsed Referee-Ness Dragon is in the center, with both Kaori Night and Jenny McLanahan...
<< Women's Championship Singles Match>> [TwinkyKid2002]
"HiGHLIGHT" Kaori NiGHT
vs.
Women's Champion Jenny McLanahan
Jenny rushes right in looking for the razor suplex, but Kaori holds the leverage pushing Jenny away, who rushes in with a cyclone whip takedown. Kaori brings out the big stuff early with an Arm Lock Suplex, following with a solid kick to the thigh. Jenny pops up from that, and Kaori goes in with the jumping brainbuster, floats over into a cover - no count.
The Champion is up on her feet again, cyclone whip again; trying to build that necessary momentum to keep Kaori Night down, but she replies with a body slam and a dropkick to the back of Jenny's head, a brainbuster dumps McLanahan out of the ring, and Kaori gets back into the center, Jenny rushes back in at the count of two. Jenny starts actually WRESTLING the match with an armbreaker, but reminds everybody just who the hell she is with a knuckle arrow to the forehead.
Kaori whips Jenny to the ropes, Zero-Fighter Kick... both women up, Jenny with the cyclone whip and a knee drop to the stomach. Kaori goes for the brainbuster, but Jenny drops behind Kaori; who flips forward without looking into a rolling prawn hold! Kickout at one, despite how cool that was.
Jenny with a leg lift back drop, then a brainbuster, but Kaori floats over and catches a sleeper drop on the way down, DDT on the champ, a brainbuster and Zero-Fighter Kick follow. Kaori makes the cover, but Jenny's in the ropes. Kaori backs off, Jenny gets to her feet, sweep kick takes Jenny back down! Cover, 1, 2, kickout!
Jenny whips Kaori to the ropes, Kaori returns to a pair of Nike Cortez sneakers and Jenny McLanahan's flipping dropkick to the face! She whips Kaori to the corner, no, Kaori reverses the whip, Jenny in the corner! Swing Reverse DDT from the challenger!
Jenny is up quick, and like, "What the hell?" but slaps that headlock on Kaori quickly... and this isn't Kaori's first goatroping; she grabs a hold of Jenny, back drop! Kaori gets to her feet, Jenny a split second later... Kaori with the Sole Butt Rush! Kaori hits the apron, and waves to the crowd, which pumps them up! Springboard Kneelkick... CONNECTS!
Another kneelkick to the back, and Kaori seems to be in control... Jenny shoves Kaori into the corner, monkey flip! She hits the ropes, NiGHTSAULT by the champion! 1, 2, 2 and a half!
[Jr.:] HEY! That's not her move!
[Visper:] No shit?
[Jr.:] She STOLE IT!
Kaori surprises Jenny with a rolling prawn hold, 1, 2, 2 and a half again!
Cyclone Whip from Jenny, right into a headlock... and from there, transitions Kaori to the mat for a Fujiwara Armbar. Jenny breaks the hold when it looks like Kaori doesn't plan to tap out, and pulls the arm hard as she whips Kaori to the ropes... the champ goes to the other side, Zero Fighter Kick!
Jenny goes to the ropes and catches a rising Kaori with another, and covers, one, two, kickout!
Kaori grounds Jenny's offense to a halt with a DDT, and a Flying Cross Chop! THE STARMAN LOVE IS RINGING THROUGH THIS CROWD!!! Kaori covers, ONE, TWO, THR- NO! Jenny got her foot on the rope!
Both women are up, Jenny with a surprise Russian Leg Sweep! No, transitions into a Ground Beef Hold! Jenny has it in tight, but Kaori manages a foot on the ropes, this time. Hold gets broken, and Jenny changes strategy to "Beat the hell out of Kaori" by ramming her knee into the Pop Star's firmly toned abs repeatedly! One Armed DDT on Kaori Night; a back drop!
Kaori rolls off Jenny's back, Kuwahara Special 1! No, Jenny scrambles to the ropes... Both women up, Kaori gets steamrolled into a corner by McLanahan, Jenny sits her on the top rope and follows...
A pair of shots to the face, and Jenny gets shoved to the mat, Kaori with the NiGHTCAST! Another DDT follows... Jenny stumbles into the corner, Swing Reverse DDT from Kaori, a third DDT! No, Jenny with a Northern Lights Suplex Whip, Jenny goes behind on Kaori, hooks the arms for the Bubba Bomb! NO! KAORI goes behind on Jenny! BUBBA BOMB, Flips over, Mad Cow Clutch! Jenny's fighting it, but she cant hold on! JENNY TAPS!
SHIN CHAMPION!
Kaori NiGHT wins by submission
Time: 18.27
Rating: 81%
Kaori is celebrating in the ring, holding the C-CWA Women's Championship high in the air. Jenny isn't nearly as pleased, however, and she leaves the ring looking peeved.
-- Back to the Studio --
[Miles:] Welcome back, everyone. I'm joined currently by the victor of that match, the two-time and final C-CWA Women's Champion, former MDWF Women's Champion, holder of countless other titles, accolades, and awards, and the self-proclaimed "Queen of Professional Wrestling", Kaori NiGHT.
[Kaori:] That's me! Say, did one of my PR guys tell you to say all that? Because, you forgot a lot of stuff. Like my four multi-platinum albums and my two Japanese Grammy awards.
[Miles:] Well, that's--
[Kaori:] Don't worry about it; I'm just busting your chops.
[Miles:] I see.
[Kaori:] One thing that does need to be cleared up, however, is all this "self-proclaimed" nonsense. I am the Queen of Professional Wrestling. And if you doubt it, just ask Jo Ryder, who finally showed up for a match against me at the JuLAWLy 4th Special show, and I beat her one, two, three.
[Miles:] Well, then, I guess all hail the Queen!
[Kaori:] Exactly what I've been saying all along!
[Miles:] What are your thoughts on your match against Holly at Tribulation? She's been spending more time than is probably healthy to invent new ways to insult you.
[Kaori:] Well, I'm not worried a bit. Holly's trying to play these stupid little mind games, but all she's doing is motivating me, not psyching me out. I've got my mind set on shutting Holly up, and proving that Holly can not match me in the ring. I am the Queen of Professional Wrestling, I am a HUGE International Pop Star, and I am going to put that gutter slut in her place come Tribulation!
[Miles:] Well, Miss NiGHT, thank you for your time, and for joining us in the studio.
The next DamageCast will begin our coverage of the Main Event, as we profile "The Living Venus", Colleen. We'll be taking a look at her rise in New Damage Prowrestling, from our first shows all the way to her match at Tribulation, where she'll challenge Matt Shane for the NDP Championship. So, see ya then!
Fade out as the NDP Signature begins to play to the video's end.
DamageCast #6
The Trials of Tribulation
Part VI: Kaori NiGHT vs Holly
[Miles:] Welcome, ladies and gents, to DamageCast issue 6. We're going to take a look at what has quickly become one of the most verbally and mentally abusive feuds in New Damage Prowrestling history. At our last SuperCard Event, FORSAKEN, Kaori NiGHT was just as surprised as everyone else to find that her opponent for the night had been replaced by OG-Joshi's Holly. Holly got the best of Kaori NiGHT at FORSAKEN, but Kaori has said time and time again that Holly got lucky by catching her unprepared, and the self-proclaimed "Queen of Professional Wrestling" has been looking forward to this rematch ever since. Holly, meanwhile, has claimed the OG-Joshi World Championship, and run herself into a lot of problems in OG-Joshi, while she seems to take a lot of joy in belittling anybody in an ear shot.
And with that in mind, our interview crew recently caught up to Holly, and... Well, just watch.
Fade in to an arena backstage as none other then Visper Karr has a microphone and a sour look on her face as she faces the camera.
[Visper:] Do I REALLY have to do this?
[Off camera voice:] She requested you as the interviewer!
[Visper:] Is it too late to call Jean Carter?
[Off Camera Voice:] Yes. So just try not to kick Holly in the face. Kaori will be pissed if she doesn't get to do it herself.
[Visper:] Can't we rock/paper/scissors for the right to do it?
[Off Camera voice:] No.
Just then, OG-Joshi World Champion Holly waltzes into the scene. She places her arm around Visper and begins chewing gum. blowing bubbles right in Visper's face.
[Visper:] You just always gotta have something in your mouth, huh?
[Holly:] That's your problem, Vissy. Always worried what's in my my mouth and not concentrating on what's around my WAIST. And really, Kaori isn't that different from you. Well, really, she's about 50 pounds heavier and super bloated. I'll say this for ya Vis, you know your way around the gym!
Holly pats Visper's behind and then blows another bubble in her face.
[Visper:] What is it about interviewers that you and OrochiGeese find so contemptible?
[Holly:] Woo! Big word from the Vis-meister! Earn that paycheck! Oh by the way, you should be thanking me for getting you that interviewer paycheck tonight.
[Visper:] I've donated the money to the Kaori NiGHT training fund.
[Holly:] Ahhh, the "Give a Girl a Meatball Sub" sponsorship? That's a noble cause, Vis! I'm proud of ya, finally giving back to the community, learning what's important in life.
[Visper:] There are no words for how much I detest you.
[Holly:] How convenient, cause I doubt you'd be able to pronounce them anyway!
Visper begins trembling in place with rage.
[Visper:] Let's get this over with already. What are your thoughts on your match with Kaori NiGHT, one of the top women superstars of our era, and the only woman on Earth that might hate you as much as I do.
[Holly:] Well then, obviously she's got a lot of rage built up. She probably stores it in her "pizza folds". But as for her being *makes quotey fingers* "one of the top women superstars blah blah BLAH!" *she punctuates the final BLAH with another bubble pop.* the only other women as overrated as Kaori NiGHT all fell to me in OG-Joshi: Jenny McLanahan, Jo Ryder, etc. Kaori is no different. And neither are you, Vis!
[Visper:] Thanks for the vote of confidence.
[Holly:] Oh but I DO mean well. In fact, I'm even gonna give you some advice for you! I kinda feel bad, what with you behind in the series to Hilly Canyon, the very woman that I dominated to win this shiny belt from! I beat her in two matches and you, well, you're still in it, right? RIGHT?
Holly puts on her best sympathetic puppy dog face.
[Visper:] So what's your advice, then?
*Holly gets in close and whispers "Don't lose" a moment before she pops another bubble RIGHT in Visper's ear. The loud noise causes Visper to jump back and then attempt a kick but Holly is already gone, leaving Visper to seethe in Holly's general direction.
Miles Bell is still in the DamageCast studio, prepared to bring us more segment action!
[Miles:] Now, while Holly has only had a couple of matches since coming to New Damage Prowrestling, Kaori NiGHT is another story completely. Kaori has not only competed against some big names in NDP, but has also had a number of historic matches, including the one we're about to revisit now. From RECKONING on June 6th, 2004, this is Kaori NiGHT challenging the visiting C-CWA Women's Champion, Jenny McLanahan, for the C-CWA Women's Championship in what quickly became a very controversial match.
-- From the Archives --
[Visper:] Well, now it's time for the first of three championships to be defended here tonight; the C-CWA Women's Championship!
[Jr.:] Jenny McLanahan came into this company with a chip on her shoulder; and an unspecified grudge against Kaori Night, but time has passed and these two have become... uh... what's that thing... where they're friends, but still competitive?
[Visper:] Rivals! These two have become fierce rivals lately-
[Jr.:] No, no, I don't think that's it...
[Visper:] Eh... whatever! This match is likely to be set at a breakneck speed; so don't blink!
As you can tell, C-CWA Endorsed Referee-Ness Dragon is in the center, with both Kaori Night and Jenny McLanahan...
<< Women's Championship Singles Match>> [TwinkyKid2002]
"HiGHLIGHT" Kaori NiGHT
vs.
Women's Champion Jenny McLanahan
Jenny rushes right in looking for the razor suplex, but Kaori holds the leverage pushing Jenny away, who rushes in with a cyclone whip takedown. Kaori brings out the big stuff early with an Arm Lock Suplex, following with a solid kick to the thigh. Jenny pops up from that, and Kaori goes in with the jumping brainbuster, floats over into a cover - no count.
The Champion is up on her feet again, cyclone whip again; trying to build that necessary momentum to keep Kaori Night down, but she replies with a body slam and a dropkick to the back of Jenny's head, a brainbuster dumps McLanahan out of the ring, and Kaori gets back into the center, Jenny rushes back in at the count of two. Jenny starts actually WRESTLING the match with an armbreaker, but reminds everybody just who the hell she is with a knuckle arrow to the forehead.
Kaori whips Jenny to the ropes, Zero-Fighter Kick... both women up, Jenny with the cyclone whip and a knee drop to the stomach. Kaori goes for the brainbuster, but Jenny drops behind Kaori; who flips forward without looking into a rolling prawn hold! Kickout at one, despite how cool that was.
Jenny with a leg lift back drop, then a brainbuster, but Kaori floats over and catches a sleeper drop on the way down, DDT on the champ, a brainbuster and Zero-Fighter Kick follow. Kaori makes the cover, but Jenny's in the ropes. Kaori backs off, Jenny gets to her feet, sweep kick takes Jenny back down! Cover, 1, 2, kickout!
Jenny whips Kaori to the ropes, Kaori returns to a pair of Nike Cortez sneakers and Jenny McLanahan's flipping dropkick to the face! She whips Kaori to the corner, no, Kaori reverses the whip, Jenny in the corner! Swing Reverse DDT from the challenger!
Jenny is up quick, and like, "What the hell?" but slaps that headlock on Kaori quickly... and this isn't Kaori's first goatroping; she grabs a hold of Jenny, back drop! Kaori gets to her feet, Jenny a split second later... Kaori with the Sole Butt Rush! Kaori hits the apron, and waves to the crowd, which pumps them up! Springboard Kneelkick... CONNECTS!
Another kneelkick to the back, and Kaori seems to be in control... Jenny shoves Kaori into the corner, monkey flip! She hits the ropes, NiGHTSAULT by the champion! 1, 2, 2 and a half!
[Jr.:] HEY! That's not her move!
[Visper:] No shit?
[Jr.:] She STOLE IT!
Kaori surprises Jenny with a rolling prawn hold, 1, 2, 2 and a half again!
Cyclone Whip from Jenny, right into a headlock... and from there, transitions Kaori to the mat for a Fujiwara Armbar. Jenny breaks the hold when it looks like Kaori doesn't plan to tap out, and pulls the arm hard as she whips Kaori to the ropes... the champ goes to the other side, Zero Fighter Kick!
Jenny goes to the ropes and catches a rising Kaori with another, and covers, one, two, kickout!
Kaori grounds Jenny's offense to a halt with a DDT, and a Flying Cross Chop! THE STARMAN LOVE IS RINGING THROUGH THIS CROWD!!! Kaori covers, ONE, TWO, THR- NO! Jenny got her foot on the rope!
Both women are up, Jenny with a surprise Russian Leg Sweep! No, transitions into a Ground Beef Hold! Jenny has it in tight, but Kaori manages a foot on the ropes, this time. Hold gets broken, and Jenny changes strategy to "Beat the hell out of Kaori" by ramming her knee into the Pop Star's firmly toned abs repeatedly! One Armed DDT on Kaori Night; a back drop!
Kaori rolls off Jenny's back, Kuwahara Special 1! No, Jenny scrambles to the ropes... Both women up, Kaori gets steamrolled into a corner by McLanahan, Jenny sits her on the top rope and follows...
A pair of shots to the face, and Jenny gets shoved to the mat, Kaori with the NiGHTCAST! Another DDT follows... Jenny stumbles into the corner, Swing Reverse DDT from Kaori, a third DDT! No, Jenny with a Northern Lights Suplex Whip, Jenny goes behind on Kaori, hooks the arms for the Bubba Bomb! NO! KAORI goes behind on Jenny! BUBBA BOMB, Flips over, Mad Cow Clutch! Jenny's fighting it, but she cant hold on! JENNY TAPS!
SHIN CHAMPION!
Kaori NiGHT wins by submission
Time: 18.27
Rating: 81%
Kaori is celebrating in the ring, holding the C-CWA Women's Championship high in the air. Jenny isn't nearly as pleased, however, and she leaves the ring looking peeved.
-- Back to the Studio --
[Miles:] Welcome back, everyone. I'm joined currently by the victor of that match, the two-time and final C-CWA Women's Champion, former MDWF Women's Champion, holder of countless other titles, accolades, and awards, and the self-proclaimed "Queen of Professional Wrestling", Kaori NiGHT.
[Kaori:] That's me! Say, did one of my PR guys tell you to say all that? Because, you forgot a lot of stuff. Like my four multi-platinum albums and my two Japanese Grammy awards.
[Miles:] Well, that's--
[Kaori:] Don't worry about it; I'm just busting your chops.
[Miles:] I see.
[Kaori:] One thing that does need to be cleared up, however, is all this "self-proclaimed" nonsense. I am the Queen of Professional Wrestling. And if you doubt it, just ask Jo Ryder, who finally showed up for a match against me at the JuLAWLy 4th Special show, and I beat her one, two, three.
[Miles:] Well, then, I guess all hail the Queen!
[Kaori:] Exactly what I've been saying all along!
[Miles:] What are your thoughts on your match against Holly at Tribulation? She's been spending more time than is probably healthy to invent new ways to insult you.
[Kaori:] Well, I'm not worried a bit. Holly's trying to play these stupid little mind games, but all she's doing is motivating me, not psyching me out. I've got my mind set on shutting Holly up, and proving that Holly can not match me in the ring. I am the Queen of Professional Wrestling, I am a HUGE International Pop Star, and I am going to put that gutter slut in her place come Tribulation!
[Miles:] Well, Miss NiGHT, thank you for your time, and for joining us in the studio.
The next DamageCast will begin our coverage of the Main Event, as we profile "The Living Venus", Colleen. We'll be taking a look at her rise in New Damage Prowrestling, from our first shows all the way to her match at Tribulation, where she'll challenge Matt Shane for the NDP Championship. So, see ya then!
Fade out as the NDP Signature begins to play to the video's end.