Post by motosada on Nov 9, 2007 21:22:10 GMT -5
Baxter's Television once again greets you to the DamageCast, the opening fading to the title screen.
DamageCast #5
The Trials of Tribulation
Part V:"The Living Venus" Colleen Falls Count Anywhere
Scene opens in a restaurant where Trent Kasta can clearly be seen preparing to chow down into something. He's wearing a suede shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a pair of boot-cut jeans. His dreads are tied back. Visper Karr steps in front of the camera in a silky blouse and short skirt. She plops down across the table from Kasta, taking him by surprise.
[Visper:] Hey, glad to see you made it!
[Trent:] Oh hi. I ordered some Spinach Artichoke dip and some chicken wings. I wasn't sure what...
Just then Trent notices the cold camera lens currently in his face.
[Trent:] Larry, are you recording? Looks at Visper - are you freaking' serious? Dammit I was starving...
[Visper:] Sorry. I know we told you we'd be here an hour early for food and some prep-questions... but something came up - we have to conduct the interview now.
Trent haphazardly drops his buffalo wing back on the plate and pushes it aside. He grabs a napkin, wipes his face, and smiles big for cameraman Larry. A big, fake, annoyed smile. The type of smile that makes you chuckle and then immediately shut your mouth because you're afraid of the bulky man glaring at you.
[Visper:] First let me start off by saying that you look well. I had assumed the worst since we've not seen you around the McPro gym lately. I've been wanting some focal-training from you.
[Trent:] Well let me retort by saying that I have a cellphone and everyone in this business has my number. NO calls, from ANYBODY. Save Frog. He wanted to know where his Pokeymans were. Sadly I don't play Pokémon. To put it simply, I had a funeral to attend. Of course the word didn't get around... I kinda jumped with no notice. With the downtime of NDP and everything, I kinda have that freedom. It's.... nice.
[Visper:] My condolences. How have you kept in shape with the lack of NDP activity?
[Trent:] Cottage cheese.
[Visper:] Um.... eww... what?
[Trent:] Cottage cheese. Consistent daily intake of 3 cups of cottage cheese, gobs of red meat and peanut butter, followed by Powerlifting sessions, and a LOT of core workout - then 2 hours of cardio. 5 days a week.
[Visper:] Ah, Protein loading.
[Trent:] I like me cottage cheese.
[Visper:] So do you normally work out that intensely?
[Trent:] No. But I want to win this upcoming match. You know, that one you're inevitably going to ask me about...
Visper nods and begins to speak, Trent cuts her off with a raise of his palm, signaling "stop"...
[Trent:] Okay... I guess I like you enough... go ahead and ask.
Visper sweats for a second, and remembers the last Random Interviewer Guy and how he almost got castrated by a pissed off wolf. She decides to form her question carefully.
[Visper:] What do you intend to... bring.. to the match with "Mistress" Pride?
[Trent:] Pauses for a second... Anything I can. This match outcome is obviously crucial. Moreso than most SuperCard matches, save Championship bouts.
Visper immediately loses the composure she had, and blurts out the next thing on her mind..
[Visper:] Okay, Trent, I have to ask. How does it all make you feel? Seriously, we WANT to know. The fans, your coworkers... how does the stalking, the infatuation factor, all that crap... what does that do to you?
[Trent:] Sighs... It's flattering and creepy at the same time. But more so, it emboldens my resolve. It also makes me that much more determined to win. And hellbent on destroying her will. I don't know what Roselyn Pride needs, and frankly it would be considered crude and a form of harassment for me to say the first thing I think it is...
But maybe she needs someone to break her completely down... then she can be built back up- with trust, maybe? I believe I have the means to do the former...
[Visper:] I see. And what if you don't win the match?
[Trent:] ...then I hope Roselyn keeps the leash loose, or I'll destroy her from within and shred the contract myself... If I can uphold my sanity...
...that all you need?
[Visper:] Nods with a sense of concern on her face.
[Trent:] Good. Then if you'll excuse me, I'm about to continue my meal...
Visper shakes his hand, and steals a chip from the bowl before bolting out the door, screaming at cameraman Larry about how "We're going to be late!" Transition to the DamageCast studio with Miles Bell.
[Miles:] Welcome again to the Trials of Tribulation, ladies and gentlemen. As we just saw, Trent "Trauma" Kasta is focused on what will certainly be a war come Tribulation; the Falls Count Anywhere match between himself and Roselyn Pride. This is a situation that has been building, literally, since Trent Kasta's debut in New Damage Prowrestling, which we are going to see right now. From the January 25th, 2005 edition of Maelstrom, this is Trent "Trauma" Kasta vs Roselyn Pride.
-- From the Archives --
[Visper:] To say that this next one is going to be short, brutal, and the cause of a lot of DRAMA would be an understatement.
[Jr.:] Trauma seems pretty stable - which is surprising, as he tells people to call him "TRAUMA" - but I think we all know that Roselyn Pride is one ant colony short of a picnic.
[Visper:] How very true.
<<Singles Match>>
"Poisonous" Roselyn Pride
vs.
Trent "Trauma" Kasta
Match starts off with an Irish whip from Kasta. Roselyn comes back, shoulder takedown from Pride. Elbow shot from Kasta, one in return from Roselyn, Trauma goes for a suplex, Roselyn slides off and lands behind him, shoves him out of the ring. Roselyn taunts Kasta inside the ring, and Trauma slides back in quickly. Tie-up, and Trauma hammers Roselyn with an o-soto-gari. Irish whip from Trauma, takes to the ropes, goes for a running DDT but Roselyn rolls out of the way, Trauma turns around, MONGOLIAN CHOP~~! Kasta starts driving his knee into Roselyn's head, takes her to the mat, and locks on a knee cross! Roselyn tries kicking him off, but when that doesn't work she starts crawling to the ropes, getting ahold of the bottom rope and forcing Trauma to break the hold. A few quick knees to the midsection from Trauma, pulls Roselyn to her feet, saxon clutch; on-- not even one!!
[Visper:] Wow! The ref didn't even get in position before Trauma kicked out of that one!
[Jr.:] It could very well have been a desperation move from Roselyn Pride. She doesn't seem to be on the top of her game tonight.
[Visper:] Well, she is recovering from being KTFO'd by The Punk Buster during the last Midwest Invasion show, in addition to a couple other head-and-neck injuries during that time frame.
Elbow smash from Kasta, follows up with a palm strike so fast Roselyn felt it before she saw it! Roselyn sees an incoming kick, however, and catches the leg, holding it as she begins to lay into Trauma with some heavy chops across his chest! Roselyn with a back heel trip, still holding the leg, applies a toe hold and turns Kasta over into an STF! Roselyn gets her leverage pretty high under Kasta's chin and starts pulling back extremely sharply on his neck, and after a moment the referee orders her to break the hold; 1, 2, 3, 4- Roselyn breaks.
[Visper:] Wha... What the hell?
[Jr.:] She was choking Kasta.
[Visper:] Ah.
Roselyn is up, and the referee holds her back long enough to allow Kasta to his feet. Standing switch from Roselyn, pulls Kasta down and drives an elbow into his chest. Roselyn starts stomping away at his head and body until the referee forces her back. Kasta is back up, hits Roselyn with an elbow shot, Roselyn comes in with a wild lariat, Kasta ducks and catches Roselyn with a reverse neckbreaker. Both are back to their feet, Kasta begins laying in with the elbow shots again, but Roselyn cuts him off with a big knee to the gut. Roselyn with an irish whip, Kasta puts the brakes on and pulls Roselyn in and knocks her down with a lariat. Roselyn's back up, full nelson buster! Cover; one, tw-- not!
Kasta goes back to the knee cross, and Roselyn's right near the ropes, reaching out and forcing a break. Roselyn's back up, hobbling on the leg a bit, and Kasta nails her with a knuckle arrow. A knee to the gut from Roselyn leads do the impact DDT, and Kasta gets spiked like a necklace at Hot Topic! Kasta goes for a standing switch, but Roselyn does one of her own, taking down Kasta with an enzuilariato~~. Kick to the side from Kasta, uproot brainbuster. Roselyn's back up, another uproot brainbuster from Kasta. WILL WE SEE A TRIFECTA?!? No, as Kasta whips Roselyn to the corner, charges in, and nails Pride with a kneelkick. Roselyn stumbles out of the corner, Kasta tries to follow up but Roselyn catches him with the knee again, goes for the impact DDT again, but Kasta spins out of the front chancre, takes Roselyn down to the mat, CRUEL MOUNTED PUNCH!!! Roselyn's in the ropes and the move is illegal anyway; 1, 2, 3, 4, Kasta breaks and Roselyn's nose is busted and the blood is flowin'!
[Visper:] Uh-oh...
[Jr.:] Poor bastard. Someone call the funeral home!
Roselyn gets up, and upon seeing that she's bleeding, snarls up. Kasta goes for the uproot brainbuster, but Roselyn punches her way out of it and shoves Kasta down to the mat. Dragon sleeper from Roselyn~ Kasta gets a foot to the ropes, and Roselyn drags him back to the center of the ring, kneeing him hard in the back and using the newly-gained leverage to apply more pressure to the dragon sleeper. After a moment of having the dragon sleeper applied, laughing all the while, Roselyn stands up and plants Kasta with a reverse spinning neckbreaker.
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD LAST RITES!! TESTDRIVE! ROLL THE BAH GAWD DICE!!!
[Visper:] SHUT THE BAH GAWD UP!
Lann whimpers.
[Visper:] Bad Lann. No biscut.
Roselyn begins driving her knee into the neck of the downed Kasta. She drives her knee into Kasta a few more times, pulls him to his feet, and nails a forceful knee kick. Big back drop from Roselyn, and she folds Kasta up into the Last Hope! Roselyn bends Kasta's neck as much as she can, and the referee begins calling her on the choke again! 1, 2, 3, 4- Roselyn breaks at four! Roselyn plants Kasta with a belly-to-back suplex and rolls him over, applying a choke sleeper! 1, 2, 3, 4-- another break at four. The ref admonishes Roselyn, but she just laughs at him. Kasta gets back to his feet, standing switch from Roselyn, dragon suplex whip! Roselyn heads to the apron, waiting for Kasta to start getting to his feet.
[Visper:] The apron? What the hell? That's very unusual for Roselyn.
[Jr.:] Maybe she wants to pour a bit of salt in the wound?
[Visper:] Eh. Sounds fishy.
Kasta gets up slowly and Roselyn hops up on the top rope, but Kasta rolls out of the way and Roselyn bounces off the ropes and lands back in the ring, but Kasta is right there with a MONGORIAN CHOPPU RUSSHU~~!!! and finishes off with a headbutt! Roselyn's down, Kasta goes for the knee cross again, but Roselyn catches him with a kick to the back of the head. Roselyn gets to her feet and takes to the ropes, beast knee drop across the head of Kasta. Avalance press from Roselyn, pin; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!
Roselyn pulls Kasta up but Kasta nails her with a headbutt, front chancre, lifts her up in a suspended suplex, ORANGE CRUSH DROP~~!! and Roselyn lands extremely all fucked-up like! Kinda like how RVD lands when he gets German'd.
[Jr.:] SOMEONE CALL 911 BAH GAWD!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!! ROSELYN PRIDE'S NECK JUST GOT FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!
Roselyn ain't movin' and the referee forces Kasta back before calling for the bell.
Trent Kasta wins by CRITICAL![/font] Knockout
Time: 16.10
Rating: 83%
Trauma makes his way back up the ring as the EMT's rush down, checking on Roselyn and getting her onto a stretcher, being extremely careful to not cause further damage to her neck.
[Visper:] Man, oh man. That Spinal Tap of Trent Kasta's... Wow.
-- Back to the Studio --
[Miles:] That's right; this whole thing seems to've started when Trent Kasta dang near killed Roselyn Pride with his finishing move, the Spinal Tap. Roselyn recuperated fairly quickly and came back to face Kasta again at SuperKickFest04 in March of 2005, and the two have been at each other's throats - literally more often than not - ever since. Their match at Tribulation is set to either bring an end to the hostilities, or throw them into overdrive. If Trent Kasta wins the match, he'll be granted a restraining order on Roselyn Pride. But, if Roselyn Pride wins, she'll be awarded with control of Trent Kasta's contract in New Damage Prowrestling.
Now, as has been said countless times in Roselyn Pride's tenure in NDP, she is just a bit wacky. She's gone to great lengths at times to get into the minds of her opponents; stalking, hunting - even taking two of her opponents hostage! And as if to prove positive that Roselyn Pride is "out there", we received this video from her while the match was playing. She calls it her "Message to Traumy", and... Well, you'll just have to watch.
Scene opens up with Roselyn Pride, wearing a long, flowing white gown, in an empty, silent room waltzing around with a teddy bear.
[Roselyn]: Oh Teddy Bear! We’re going have soooo much fun at Tribulation! Me and Big Bear Traumy are going to have sooo much fun playing together in the ring and if I win, I’m going to win a big prize! I’m going to win Traumy’s contract! You know what that means Joey?
Roselyn pauses, staring at the bear with a big smile.
[Roselyn]: Yeah! We’re going to have more fun! We’re going to have more tea parties! Bigger tea parties! There’s going to be sooo much to do! Big Bear Trenty has been hiding for too long and I am too tired of playing hide ’n seek, but after Tribulation, we'll be playing new games all the time!
Roselyn continues to waltz around with her teddy bear. Fade back to Miles Bell in the DamageCast studio.
[Miles:] Yikes. Well, I guess it's fair to say that Roselyn Pride is motivated for the Falls Count Anywhere match at Tribulation, and is very aware of what she gets if she wins.
And that brings us to the close of another DamageCast. We'll be joining you again soon as we look at the FORSAKEN re-match between the self-proclaimed Queen of Professional Wrestling, Kaori NiGHT, and the OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly. We've only got three [or maybe four] until Tribulation on... November 25th! That's right! Big news hiding in a show most of our audience won't see! haaahahaha!
Fade out as the NDP Signature begins to play to the video's end.
DamageCast #5
The Trials of Tribulation
Part V:
Scene opens in a restaurant where Trent Kasta can clearly be seen preparing to chow down into something. He's wearing a suede shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a pair of boot-cut jeans. His dreads are tied back. Visper Karr steps in front of the camera in a silky blouse and short skirt. She plops down across the table from Kasta, taking him by surprise.
[Visper:] Hey, glad to see you made it!
[Trent:] Oh hi. I ordered some Spinach Artichoke dip and some chicken wings. I wasn't sure what...
Just then Trent notices the cold camera lens currently in his face.
[Trent:] Larry, are you recording? Looks at Visper - are you freaking' serious? Dammit I was starving...
[Visper:] Sorry. I know we told you we'd be here an hour early for food and some prep-questions... but something came up - we have to conduct the interview now.
Trent haphazardly drops his buffalo wing back on the plate and pushes it aside. He grabs a napkin, wipes his face, and smiles big for cameraman Larry. A big, fake, annoyed smile. The type of smile that makes you chuckle and then immediately shut your mouth because you're afraid of the bulky man glaring at you.
[Visper:] First let me start off by saying that you look well. I had assumed the worst since we've not seen you around the McPro gym lately. I've been wanting some focal-training from you.
[Trent:] Well let me retort by saying that I have a cellphone and everyone in this business has my number. NO calls, from ANYBODY. Save Frog. He wanted to know where his Pokeymans were. Sadly I don't play Pokémon. To put it simply, I had a funeral to attend. Of course the word didn't get around... I kinda jumped with no notice. With the downtime of NDP and everything, I kinda have that freedom. It's.... nice.
[Visper:] My condolences. How have you kept in shape with the lack of NDP activity?
[Trent:] Cottage cheese.
[Visper:] Um.... eww... what?
[Trent:] Cottage cheese. Consistent daily intake of 3 cups of cottage cheese, gobs of red meat and peanut butter, followed by Powerlifting sessions, and a LOT of core workout - then 2 hours of cardio. 5 days a week.
[Visper:] Ah, Protein loading.
[Trent:] I like me cottage cheese.
[Visper:] So do you normally work out that intensely?
[Trent:] No. But I want to win this upcoming match. You know, that one you're inevitably going to ask me about...
Visper nods and begins to speak, Trent cuts her off with a raise of his palm, signaling "stop"...
[Trent:] Okay... I guess I like you enough... go ahead and ask.
Visper sweats for a second, and remembers the last Random Interviewer Guy and how he almost got castrated by a pissed off wolf. She decides to form her question carefully.
[Visper:] What do you intend to... bring.. to the match with "Mistress" Pride?
[Trent:] Pauses for a second... Anything I can. This match outcome is obviously crucial. Moreso than most SuperCard matches, save Championship bouts.
Visper immediately loses the composure she had, and blurts out the next thing on her mind..
[Visper:] Okay, Trent, I have to ask. How does it all make you feel? Seriously, we WANT to know. The fans, your coworkers... how does the stalking, the infatuation factor, all that crap... what does that do to you?
[Trent:] Sighs... It's flattering and creepy at the same time. But more so, it emboldens my resolve. It also makes me that much more determined to win. And hellbent on destroying her will. I don't know what Roselyn Pride needs, and frankly it would be considered crude and a form of harassment for me to say the first thing I think it is...
But maybe she needs someone to break her completely down... then she can be built back up- with trust, maybe? I believe I have the means to do the former...
[Visper:] I see. And what if you don't win the match?
[Trent:] ...then I hope Roselyn keeps the leash loose, or I'll destroy her from within and shred the contract myself... If I can uphold my sanity...
...that all you need?
[Visper:] Nods with a sense of concern on her face.
[Trent:] Good. Then if you'll excuse me, I'm about to continue my meal...
Visper shakes his hand, and steals a chip from the bowl before bolting out the door, screaming at cameraman Larry about how "We're going to be late!" Transition to the DamageCast studio with Miles Bell.
[Miles:] Welcome again to the Trials of Tribulation, ladies and gentlemen. As we just saw, Trent "Trauma" Kasta is focused on what will certainly be a war come Tribulation; the Falls Count Anywhere match between himself and Roselyn Pride. This is a situation that has been building, literally, since Trent Kasta's debut in New Damage Prowrestling, which we are going to see right now. From the January 25th, 2005 edition of Maelstrom, this is Trent "Trauma" Kasta vs Roselyn Pride.
-- From the Archives --
[Visper:] To say that this next one is going to be short, brutal, and the cause of a lot of DRAMA would be an understatement.
[Jr.:] Trauma seems pretty stable - which is surprising, as he tells people to call him "TRAUMA" - but I think we all know that Roselyn Pride is one ant colony short of a picnic.
[Visper:] How very true.
<<Singles Match>>
"Poisonous" Roselyn Pride
vs.
Trent "Trauma" Kasta
Match starts off with an Irish whip from Kasta. Roselyn comes back, shoulder takedown from Pride. Elbow shot from Kasta, one in return from Roselyn, Trauma goes for a suplex, Roselyn slides off and lands behind him, shoves him out of the ring. Roselyn taunts Kasta inside the ring, and Trauma slides back in quickly. Tie-up, and Trauma hammers Roselyn with an o-soto-gari. Irish whip from Trauma, takes to the ropes, goes for a running DDT but Roselyn rolls out of the way, Trauma turns around, MONGOLIAN CHOP~~! Kasta starts driving his knee into Roselyn's head, takes her to the mat, and locks on a knee cross! Roselyn tries kicking him off, but when that doesn't work she starts crawling to the ropes, getting ahold of the bottom rope and forcing Trauma to break the hold. A few quick knees to the midsection from Trauma, pulls Roselyn to her feet, saxon clutch; on-- not even one!!
[Visper:] Wow! The ref didn't even get in position before Trauma kicked out of that one!
[Jr.:] It could very well have been a desperation move from Roselyn Pride. She doesn't seem to be on the top of her game tonight.
[Visper:] Well, she is recovering from being KTFO'd by The Punk Buster during the last Midwest Invasion show, in addition to a couple other head-and-neck injuries during that time frame.
Elbow smash from Kasta, follows up with a palm strike so fast Roselyn felt it before she saw it! Roselyn sees an incoming kick, however, and catches the leg, holding it as she begins to lay into Trauma with some heavy chops across his chest! Roselyn with a back heel trip, still holding the leg, applies a toe hold and turns Kasta over into an STF! Roselyn gets her leverage pretty high under Kasta's chin and starts pulling back extremely sharply on his neck, and after a moment the referee orders her to break the hold; 1, 2, 3, 4- Roselyn breaks.
[Visper:] Wha... What the hell?
[Jr.:] She was choking Kasta.
[Visper:] Ah.
Roselyn is up, and the referee holds her back long enough to allow Kasta to his feet. Standing switch from Roselyn, pulls Kasta down and drives an elbow into his chest. Roselyn starts stomping away at his head and body until the referee forces her back. Kasta is back up, hits Roselyn with an elbow shot, Roselyn comes in with a wild lariat, Kasta ducks and catches Roselyn with a reverse neckbreaker. Both are back to their feet, Kasta begins laying in with the elbow shots again, but Roselyn cuts him off with a big knee to the gut. Roselyn with an irish whip, Kasta puts the brakes on and pulls Roselyn in and knocks her down with a lariat. Roselyn's back up, full nelson buster! Cover; one, tw-- not!
Kasta goes back to the knee cross, and Roselyn's right near the ropes, reaching out and forcing a break. Roselyn's back up, hobbling on the leg a bit, and Kasta nails her with a knuckle arrow. A knee to the gut from Roselyn leads do the impact DDT, and Kasta gets spiked like a necklace at Hot Topic! Kasta goes for a standing switch, but Roselyn does one of her own, taking down Kasta with an enzuilariato~~. Kick to the side from Kasta, uproot brainbuster. Roselyn's back up, another uproot brainbuster from Kasta. WILL WE SEE A TRIFECTA?!? No, as Kasta whips Roselyn to the corner, charges in, and nails Pride with a kneelkick. Roselyn stumbles out of the corner, Kasta tries to follow up but Roselyn catches him with the knee again, goes for the impact DDT again, but Kasta spins out of the front chancre, takes Roselyn down to the mat, CRUEL MOUNTED PUNCH!!! Roselyn's in the ropes and the move is illegal anyway; 1, 2, 3, 4, Kasta breaks and Roselyn's nose is busted and the blood is flowin'!
[Visper:] Uh-oh...
[Jr.:] Poor bastard. Someone call the funeral home!
Roselyn gets up, and upon seeing that she's bleeding, snarls up. Kasta goes for the uproot brainbuster, but Roselyn punches her way out of it and shoves Kasta down to the mat. Dragon sleeper from Roselyn~ Kasta gets a foot to the ropes, and Roselyn drags him back to the center of the ring, kneeing him hard in the back and using the newly-gained leverage to apply more pressure to the dragon sleeper. After a moment of having the dragon sleeper applied, laughing all the while, Roselyn stands up and plants Kasta with a reverse spinning neckbreaker.
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD LAST RITES!! TESTDRIVE! ROLL THE BAH GAWD DICE!!!
[Visper:] SHUT THE BAH GAWD UP!
Lann whimpers.
[Visper:] Bad Lann. No biscut.
Roselyn begins driving her knee into the neck of the downed Kasta. She drives her knee into Kasta a few more times, pulls him to his feet, and nails a forceful knee kick. Big back drop from Roselyn, and she folds Kasta up into the Last Hope! Roselyn bends Kasta's neck as much as she can, and the referee begins calling her on the choke again! 1, 2, 3, 4- Roselyn breaks at four! Roselyn plants Kasta with a belly-to-back suplex and rolls him over, applying a choke sleeper! 1, 2, 3, 4-- another break at four. The ref admonishes Roselyn, but she just laughs at him. Kasta gets back to his feet, standing switch from Roselyn, dragon suplex whip! Roselyn heads to the apron, waiting for Kasta to start getting to his feet.
[Visper:] The apron? What the hell? That's very unusual for Roselyn.
[Jr.:] Maybe she wants to pour a bit of salt in the wound?
[Visper:] Eh. Sounds fishy.
Kasta gets up slowly and Roselyn hops up on the top rope, but Kasta rolls out of the way and Roselyn bounces off the ropes and lands back in the ring, but Kasta is right there with a MONGORIAN CHOPPU RUSSHU~~!!! and finishes off with a headbutt! Roselyn's down, Kasta goes for the knee cross again, but Roselyn catches him with a kick to the back of the head. Roselyn gets to her feet and takes to the ropes, beast knee drop across the head of Kasta. Avalance press from Roselyn, pin; one, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!
Roselyn pulls Kasta up but Kasta nails her with a headbutt, front chancre, lifts her up in a suspended suplex, ORANGE CRUSH DROP~~!! and Roselyn lands extremely all fucked-up like! Kinda like how RVD lands when he gets German'd.
[Jr.:] SOMEONE CALL 911 BAH GAWD!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!! ROSELYN PRIDE'S NECK JUST GOT FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!
Roselyn ain't movin' and the referee forces Kasta back before calling for the bell.
Trent Kasta wins by CRITICAL![/font] Knockout
Time: 16.10
Rating: 83%
Trauma makes his way back up the ring as the EMT's rush down, checking on Roselyn and getting her onto a stretcher, being extremely careful to not cause further damage to her neck.
[Visper:] Man, oh man. That Spinal Tap of Trent Kasta's... Wow.
-- Back to the Studio --
[Miles:] That's right; this whole thing seems to've started when Trent Kasta dang near killed Roselyn Pride with his finishing move, the Spinal Tap. Roselyn recuperated fairly quickly and came back to face Kasta again at SuperKickFest04 in March of 2005, and the two have been at each other's throats - literally more often than not - ever since. Their match at Tribulation is set to either bring an end to the hostilities, or throw them into overdrive. If Trent Kasta wins the match, he'll be granted a restraining order on Roselyn Pride. But, if Roselyn Pride wins, she'll be awarded with control of Trent Kasta's contract in New Damage Prowrestling.
Now, as has been said countless times in Roselyn Pride's tenure in NDP, she is just a bit wacky. She's gone to great lengths at times to get into the minds of her opponents; stalking, hunting - even taking two of her opponents hostage! And as if to prove positive that Roselyn Pride is "out there", we received this video from her while the match was playing. She calls it her "Message to Traumy", and... Well, you'll just have to watch.
Scene opens up with Roselyn Pride, wearing a long, flowing white gown, in an empty, silent room waltzing around with a teddy bear.
[Roselyn]: Oh Teddy Bear! We’re going have soooo much fun at Tribulation! Me and Big Bear Traumy are going to have sooo much fun playing together in the ring and if I win, I’m going to win a big prize! I’m going to win Traumy’s contract! You know what that means Joey?
Roselyn pauses, staring at the bear with a big smile.
[Roselyn]: Yeah! We’re going to have more fun! We’re going to have more tea parties! Bigger tea parties! There’s going to be sooo much to do! Big Bear Trenty has been hiding for too long and I am too tired of playing hide ’n seek, but after Tribulation, we'll be playing new games all the time!
Roselyn continues to waltz around with her teddy bear. Fade back to Miles Bell in the DamageCast studio.
[Miles:] Yikes. Well, I guess it's fair to say that Roselyn Pride is motivated for the Falls Count Anywhere match at Tribulation, and is very aware of what she gets if she wins.
And that brings us to the close of another DamageCast. We'll be joining you again soon as we look at the FORSAKEN re-match between the self-proclaimed Queen of Professional Wrestling, Kaori NiGHT, and the OG-Joshi World Champion, Holly. We've only got three [or maybe four] until Tribulation on... November 25th! That's right! Big news hiding in a show most of our audience won't see! haaahahaha!
Fade out as the NDP Signature begins to play to the video's end.