Post by motosada on Oct 7, 2007 14:05:47 GMT -5
The DamageCast opening greets you once again on your media player of choice, as Baxter’s Television probably trips you the hell out. After the opening, the title screen proudly displays;
DamageCast #3
The Trials of Tribulation
Part III: Mr. E
Fade into the DamageCast studio. Miles Bell, returning to his duties, is in Visper’s place behind the podium.
[Miles:] Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Miles Bell, and welcome to DamageCast episode 3. On this DamageCast, we’re going to continue the Trials of Tribulation, taking a look at one of the most impressive physical specimens in all of professional wrestling; the Violence Tenor, Mr. E.
Mr. E will be joining me in the DamageCast studio for an interview, but before that, we’re going to take a look at exactly how damaging Mr. E can be in the ring. This is one of the most brutal matches in New Damage Prowrestling’s history, as well as one of the shortest matches in the entire history of combat sports. From SuperKickFest04, this is Mr. E versus Aika Sugiyama. Don’t blink - you might miss it.
-- From the Archives --
[Visper:] This next one, however, is gonna be ugly, people.
[Jr.:] Uglier than a bowling shoe!
[Visper:] Uh...huh. Anyway, Aika Sugiyama and Mr. E have been at odds for quite a while, and now it's time for them to shut up and put 'em up.
[Jr.:] IT'S GONNA BE A BAH GAWD ROCKETBUSTER!!
[Visper:] Err... right.
<<Singles Match>>
“The Phenom” Mr. E
vs.
“Asian Sensation” Akia Sugiyama
Aika closes in on Mr. E and challenges him to a test of strength. Aika holds her hand out and Mr. E shakes his head, and Aika slaps him. She holds her hand up again and this time, Mr. E takes it, and they lock their other hands in. Aika tries to push Mr. E back, but Mr. E just stands in the test of strength, not moving a bit, as Aika puts all her effort into the test of strength but getting nothing out of it. Mr. E pushes against her finally, and floors her. Aika gets to her feet, looking steamed, as Mr. E just stands tall. Aika stomps around angrily, then turns to Mr. E, kicking at him only for Mr. E to catch the foot. Aika goes for the enzuigiri, but Mr. E ducks the enzuigiri, and still holding onto Aika's leg grabs her other leg, pulls her in and looks like he's going for a wheelbarrow suplex, adds a bit of a spin to it and hook the half nelson in midair, Phenominal Mystery connects! Mr. E covers; one, two, three!
Mr. E wins by pinfall
Time: 0.52
Rating: 80%
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD SQUASHED!!
[Visper:] You ain't kiddin'! That was was quick as a blink! Re-roll that in case anybody missed it!
The NDP RePlay begins, showing Aika Sugiyama going for the leg-feed enzuigiri, Mr. E pulling Aika up into the PHENOMINAL MYSTERY~! for die ein, die zwei, und sogar die drei [the one, the two, and even the three].
[Jr.:] Someone call Aika's personal masseuse!
[Visper:] Uh, I'm willing to bet that it'd be her masseur, actually.
[Jr.:] What makes you say that?
[Visper:] Well, y'see the guy carrying Aika off right now? The NDP Champion?
[Jr.:] Yeah, that's Flip Staley. So?
[Visper:] Well, "masseur" would be a man who gives massages. "Masseuse" would be a female who gives massages.
[Jr.:] See, stuff like that is why I flunked out of French class.
[Visper:] I don't blame ya.
-- Back in the Studio --
Fade back into the DamageCast Studio, and we see Mr. E with his head hung low so that his top hat is covering his face. The shot zooms out, Mr. E raises his head, glaring at the camera before turning to look at Miles.
[Miles:] Greetings, Mr. E.
[Mr. E:] Greetings, Miles Bell.
[Miles:] Mr. E, at Tribulation you’ll be taking on Jason Wesley in a long-awaited singles encounter. You two have been battling for a while now in NDP and when you last met he made you tap out.
[Mr. E:] I have not forgotten this Miles. It is my memory that has kept me focused before Tribulation. I have not forgotten my past with Jason Wesley, his attitude, his whole persona. I have kept these things in mind just like when I lost the last time. I have not forgotten how he beat me and I have not forgotten what it takes to beat him. I just need to keep the pressure on him until he cracks like a fragile doll.
[Miles:] In that match you seemed to have more of an interest in beating him up rather than winning the match. Will this have an effect on your performance on Tribulation?
[Mr. E:] Of course it will. I will try to do it more, and amplify the suffering. He hasn't seen the best of Mr. E. I see no problems in my defense and my offense has always been dominant. Besides, the loss can also come from being knocked out and destroyed. He hasn't experienced the worst from me either.
[Miles:] Won't that cause you to make mistakes?
[Mr. E:] I have never made a mistake in my life. That is why I am here today.
[Miles:] And what about your future? If you beat Jason Wesley, what will you want to do next in NDP?
[Mr. E:] I think that's obvious. I have been here for a long time and it is my chance to go for the NDP Championship. After my victory over Mr. Wesley I will have no other annoyances in my way. Like Mr. Staley before him Mr. Wesley is just a speed bump on my way to greatness... A rather annoying, arrogant, and stupid speed bump; and he will suffer the same fate.
[Miles:] Thank you very much for your time, Mr. E. We’re certainly looking forward to your match at Tribulation, whenever that will be, but in the meantime, our viewing audience can look forward to the next DamageCast. Episode 4, which continues the Trials of Tribulation, will highlight a special match taking place at Tribulation, featuring my broadcast colleague, Visper Karr; the OG-Joshi Feature Match. OG-Joshi’s finest will be stepping into the New Damage Prowrestling ring at Tribulation to show what they can do for a whole new audience, and we’ll have the inside scoop on the next DamageCast.
Fade out as the NDP Signature plays to the end.
DamageCast #3
The Trials of Tribulation
Part III: Mr. E
Fade into the DamageCast studio. Miles Bell, returning to his duties, is in Visper’s place behind the podium.
[Miles:] Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Miles Bell, and welcome to DamageCast episode 3. On this DamageCast, we’re going to continue the Trials of Tribulation, taking a look at one of the most impressive physical specimens in all of professional wrestling; the Violence Tenor, Mr. E.
Mr. E will be joining me in the DamageCast studio for an interview, but before that, we’re going to take a look at exactly how damaging Mr. E can be in the ring. This is one of the most brutal matches in New Damage Prowrestling’s history, as well as one of the shortest matches in the entire history of combat sports. From SuperKickFest04, this is Mr. E versus Aika Sugiyama. Don’t blink - you might miss it.
-- From the Archives --
[Visper:] This next one, however, is gonna be ugly, people.
[Jr.:] Uglier than a bowling shoe!
[Visper:] Uh...huh. Anyway, Aika Sugiyama and Mr. E have been at odds for quite a while, and now it's time for them to shut up and put 'em up.
[Jr.:] IT'S GONNA BE A BAH GAWD ROCKETBUSTER!!
[Visper:] Err... right.
<<Singles Match>>
“The Phenom” Mr. E
vs.
“Asian Sensation” Akia Sugiyama
Aika closes in on Mr. E and challenges him to a test of strength. Aika holds her hand out and Mr. E shakes his head, and Aika slaps him. She holds her hand up again and this time, Mr. E takes it, and they lock their other hands in. Aika tries to push Mr. E back, but Mr. E just stands in the test of strength, not moving a bit, as Aika puts all her effort into the test of strength but getting nothing out of it. Mr. E pushes against her finally, and floors her. Aika gets to her feet, looking steamed, as Mr. E just stands tall. Aika stomps around angrily, then turns to Mr. E, kicking at him only for Mr. E to catch the foot. Aika goes for the enzuigiri, but Mr. E ducks the enzuigiri, and still holding onto Aika's leg grabs her other leg, pulls her in and looks like he's going for a wheelbarrow suplex, adds a bit of a spin to it and hook the half nelson in midair, Phenominal Mystery connects! Mr. E covers; one, two, three!
Mr. E wins by pinfall
Time: 0.52
Rating: 80%
[Jr.:] BAH GAWD SQUASHED!!
[Visper:] You ain't kiddin'! That was was quick as a blink! Re-roll that in case anybody missed it!
The NDP RePlay begins, showing Aika Sugiyama going for the leg-feed enzuigiri, Mr. E pulling Aika up into the PHENOMINAL MYSTERY~! for die ein, die zwei, und sogar die drei [the one, the two, and even the three].
[Jr.:] Someone call Aika's personal masseuse!
[Visper:] Uh, I'm willing to bet that it'd be her masseur, actually.
[Jr.:] What makes you say that?
[Visper:] Well, y'see the guy carrying Aika off right now? The NDP Champion?
[Jr.:] Yeah, that's Flip Staley. So?
[Visper:] Well, "masseur" would be a man who gives massages. "Masseuse" would be a female who gives massages.
[Jr.:] See, stuff like that is why I flunked out of French class.
[Visper:] I don't blame ya.
-- Back in the Studio --
Fade back into the DamageCast Studio, and we see Mr. E with his head hung low so that his top hat is covering his face. The shot zooms out, Mr. E raises his head, glaring at the camera before turning to look at Miles.
[Miles:] Greetings, Mr. E.
[Mr. E:] Greetings, Miles Bell.
[Miles:] Mr. E, at Tribulation you’ll be taking on Jason Wesley in a long-awaited singles encounter. You two have been battling for a while now in NDP and when you last met he made you tap out.
[Mr. E:] I have not forgotten this Miles. It is my memory that has kept me focused before Tribulation. I have not forgotten my past with Jason Wesley, his attitude, his whole persona. I have kept these things in mind just like when I lost the last time. I have not forgotten how he beat me and I have not forgotten what it takes to beat him. I just need to keep the pressure on him until he cracks like a fragile doll.
[Miles:] In that match you seemed to have more of an interest in beating him up rather than winning the match. Will this have an effect on your performance on Tribulation?
[Mr. E:] Of course it will. I will try to do it more, and amplify the suffering. He hasn't seen the best of Mr. E. I see no problems in my defense and my offense has always been dominant. Besides, the loss can also come from being knocked out and destroyed. He hasn't experienced the worst from me either.
[Miles:] Won't that cause you to make mistakes?
[Mr. E:] I have never made a mistake in my life. That is why I am here today.
[Miles:] And what about your future? If you beat Jason Wesley, what will you want to do next in NDP?
[Mr. E:] I think that's obvious. I have been here for a long time and it is my chance to go for the NDP Championship. After my victory over Mr. Wesley I will have no other annoyances in my way. Like Mr. Staley before him Mr. Wesley is just a speed bump on my way to greatness... A rather annoying, arrogant, and stupid speed bump; and he will suffer the same fate.
[Miles:] Thank you very much for your time, Mr. E. We’re certainly looking forward to your match at Tribulation, whenever that will be, but in the meantime, our viewing audience can look forward to the next DamageCast. Episode 4, which continues the Trials of Tribulation, will highlight a special match taking place at Tribulation, featuring my broadcast colleague, Visper Karr; the OG-Joshi Feature Match. OG-Joshi’s finest will be stepping into the New Damage Prowrestling ring at Tribulation to show what they can do for a whole new audience, and we’ll have the inside scoop on the next DamageCast.
Fade out as the NDP Signature plays to the end.