Kaori NiGHT - Silent? Fuck yooouuuuu.

[motosada]

Fade in to a rather posh sitting room. In a bright red chair sits Kaori NiGHT. Not exactly as elegantly as she tends to be - wearing a slightly over sized dress shirt and a pair of jeans - and she gets to her feet as the camera closes in. She begins to walk, signaling the camera to keep up.

[Kaori:] Now, some of you may be wondering why I've been relatively silent in the past few weeks here in New Damage Prowrestling. And, it's pretty simple - which is good, cuz I'm a bit short on time. The simple fact is, I'm busy with other things. For instance, Hurricane Relief concerts and fundraisers and recordings. Do any of you know how hard it is to work with that prima donna Beyoncé? HATEHATEHATE. Or Bono? FREAKING BONO?!

Oh, now, don't get me wrong; I still look forward to my match with Jo Ryder - I believe I heard it was going to be a "Three Stages of Hell" match, where we'll do best two-of-three in a normal match, a fucking boring submission match, and then my personal favorite, a Lighttube Deathmatch! Sadly, my match - the one that Jo's been challenging me to for almost a year now - is the third fall, so if I want to grind her head into some more shattered lighttube, I'll have to actually let myself lose to her... and that's just not going to happen!

Kaori begins scratching her chin, in thought at the possibility of having to lose to get what she wants. After a moment, she stops and crosses her arms.

[Kaori:] Plus, as some of you may or may not know, I happen to be running a tournament of my own right now in OG-FPD Joshi. Not that NDP isn't important enough to have my tournament or anything, but I have Jo business to take care of, as soon as she quits acting like she's going to die, or some shit.

Kaori rolls her eyes.

[Kaori:] I do believe the next time I'll step into an NDP ring will be at FORSAKEN. So, until then, ta~. And Jo, don't think I've forgotten.

Kaori smirks and waves a condescending wave to the camera. Fade out.

[motosada]

Fade into Kaori NiGHT's dressing room. Her back to the camera, changing between ring gear and normal clothing, she takes a moment to look behind her and spots the camera. She gets very pissed-off looking, and swings at the cameraman.

[Kaori:] ECCHI BAKA! [Perverted idiot!]

The camera drops and we abruptly cut to black.


Fade in. The camera is still on the floor, and the feet and legs of Kaori NiGHT can be seen.

[Kaori:] --verted motherfucker! You better knock the next time you wanna conduct an interview and not just barge in on me while I'm changing!! I oughta beat the fu--

Fade out.




Fade in, and we see Kaori NiGHT in all her golden glory, standing in her dressing room, arms crossed defiantly, smug smile in full effect.

[Kaori:] Now, Joann, we've been around the block a few times together, eh? We've had our travels, our trials, our... tribulations. But the one thing we've never really had, is finality. At FORSAKEN, I believe it's time we settle things, once and for all. In fact, that's the whole point of our match. Or, rather, matches. A normal match and a submission match, and that's really all it'll take until I can truly proclaim myself as the true Queen of Professional Wrestling.

Kaori looks down at the floor, and seems somewhat unsure of herself.

[Kaori:] The only... the only issue is, that if I go and beat you like that, then I won't get my match.

Kaori looks back to the camera, starting to use her hands as she talks.

[Kaori:] I won't get the match I've wanted to have with you for over a year! I won't get to attack you and tie you up and smash you with light tubes... maybe even show you what it's like to be impaled by glass!

Jo, at SuperKicKFest04, we were supposed to match up but you managed to weasel your way out of it. We were supposed to have my match, and put all this pointless bickering over who is the true Queen of Professional Wrestling to bed. But you decided that you wanted out of it, and you managed to trick management into taking you off the event. It might not be plain to everyone else, but it's plain to me, that you're nothing but a coward!

You calling yourself the Queen of Professional Wrestling is your last little crutch, and if you can no longer claim that, then you have nothing to yourself! So, you keep trying to protect yourself, keep yourself away from being defeated by the only woman on this planet that can still take that title from you! But at FORSAKEN, you won't be able to run and hide anymore, oh, no. I will have my match against you, damnit, and I will be known from then until eternity as the True Queen of Professional Wrestling!

Kaori closes in on the camera, coming so close that her face takes up the entire screen, and speaks softly.

[Kaori:] Jo, you mustn't run away. Mustn't run away. Mustn't run away...

Fade out.